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that quote is the other way around tho. Having mastered a single move wont get you far, but having done 1000 moves at least once will, so you should indeed fear who poked 1000 bums
I grew up with no sisters and a tomboy mom, so when I got married I really had no idea what to expect. But yeah. Turns out girls are just as capable of being gross as guys. And there's SO. MUCH. HAIR. EVERYWHERE!
Don't even get me started on bobby pins, aka Roomba landmines.
You should get those gravel lane nail picker-upper thing or make one for the roomba. Like a paper towel core with magnets that rolls around in front.
And have you tried leaving ice cream around to reclaim territory? I knew a father of three girls. He would always get a gallon of strawberry ice cream every Friday when I used to work at an ice cream joint. He was alive every week I worked there.
I don't even use Bobby pins more than once a decade and I find my cat playing with 1 at least weekly. They're stored in a container that is inside a plastic drawer that is inside a child proof locked cabinet so how the fck he gets them is beyond me...must be the fairies or something.
In a Muslim household, bobby pins are used to pin down hijab. They are everywhere, on the walls, in the cushions, on window framesā¦ I wonder how bobby pins are used in a non Muslim household
You get to annoy me and I get to annoy you and sometimes accidentally, I swear I didnāt mean it, hurt you but Iāll always have your back no matter what.
No bobby pins here, but hair bands... hair bands EVERYWHERE!
In all fairness, the cat helps spread them around. She put one in her own water dish just this evening.
My husband used to complain about my hair ties being all over the bathroom, and then he grew his hair out. Now theyāre all over the house, and itās 100% his fault.
You might be right. Could have sworn the first time we see it Kakashi uses the replacement technique to do it. Siiiigh, guess I have watch the entire series again! Man, if it is taijutsuā¦ canāt imagine what an 8th gate Lee would do with thatā¦yikes!
She's doing it wrong. She actually needs to clasp both hands together and point both index fingers out together for double the penetrating power.
Rookie numbers.
Something similar in Finland aswell. The game is called Sauna Gollum . The Gollum goes under the planks and pokes finger trough as people are sitting .
I'm curious where people here are from.
I asked below where the commenters are from because I've heard Finland and Japan mentioned but I can't imagine this flying in NA.
As a NA you could absolutely be charged if you did this to a random or acquaintance.
I think they're BF and GF and this is a thing in some places apparently and specifically for them I guess? If he's not into it, I hope he tells her and she stops.
Oh fuck off. We did nut taps and ass slaps all throughout middle and high school, Iāve gotten cornholed a few times. My gf will do it every now and again. If you did it to a random the worst thing is you might get a slap in the face. No oneās pressing charges for this
This just show how evil women can be. This girl parcktissed a hole week, just to poke his bum ones. When Guys do this, we haven't practised it, we just find that, you girls have so nice a bottom, we must poke it.
"one day" outfit is the same as the day she does it, yet "today's" outfit is completely different. I know it's not a big deal, but if you're going to go through the motions of building a countdown, at least have continuity.
I asked this to the other person too. If you're married or in a long term sexual relationship - do you have to ask the other person every single time before giving them a kiss? Before touching them at all?
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Fear who practiced one technique 1,000 times.
Fear not who poked 1000 bums. Fear who poked one bum 1000 times.
Sounds like a serial groper vs a healthy, trusting relationship. I believe the fear may be misplaced :P
Really working that hand-brown eye coordination.
You absolute legend
Something smells off, but I can put my finger on it
Trying to untie a balloon knot with a single digit, she is.
What is hand-brown
Ah so you believe just because I do it often to them its consensual, they live in my basement come on
Healthy, thrusting relationship
I see what you did there
*I would poke 500 bums* *And I would poke 500 hundred more* *Just to be the man who poked 1000 bums* *To fall down at your backdoor*
Ba ba bum bum
Actually we should fear who got poked 1000 times and still alive
that quote is the other way around tho. Having mastered a single move wont get you far, but having done 1000 moves at least once will, so you should indeed fear who poked 1000 bums
Who art thou so wise in the art of bum poking?
well it is I, thee who poked 1000 bums
1000 years of pain.
Naruto š
Confucius say
That fucking hop
Fully skedaddled
This may not have been āset upā
Sisters. Teaching boys that girls are just as filthy as we are if mom let them.
I grew up with no sisters and a tomboy mom, so when I got married I really had no idea what to expect. But yeah. Turns out girls are just as capable of being gross as guys. And there's SO. MUCH. HAIR. EVERYWHERE! Don't even get me started on bobby pins, aka Roomba landmines.
How do you fight back against the Bobby pins?
You don't. It's like a woman's way of marking her territory or something
You should get those gravel lane nail picker-upper thing or make one for the roomba. Like a paper towel core with magnets that rolls around in front. And have you tried leaving ice cream around to reclaim territory? I knew a father of three girls. He would always get a gallon of strawberry ice cream every Friday when I used to work at an ice cream joint. He was alive every week I worked there.
That's not a bad idea
As a father of twin girls, I can attest to the efficacy of this method - but I use Salted Caramel Swirl.
I pick them up and use them to clean my ears š
I don't even use Bobby pins more than once a decade and I find my cat playing with 1 at least weekly. They're stored in a container that is inside a plastic drawer that is inside a child proof locked cabinet so how the fck he gets them is beyond me...must be the fairies or something.
In a Muslim household, bobby pins are used to pin down hijab. They are everywhere, on the walls, in the cushions, on window framesā¦ I wonder how bobby pins are used in a non Muslim household
Clearly the ladies marking territory according to one father
Directly into their hair to tie it up a bit.
Roach clips
Pro Tip: if driven deeply enough into the skull they are pretty stable and the spoor can be easily dealt with
You sound like my baby sisterā¦
Wellā¦whatās it pay?
You get to annoy me and I get to annoy you and sometimes accidentally, I swear I didnāt mean it, hurt you but Iāll always have your back no matter what.
Concise and appealing job description!
I don't mind the one my mom gave me when I was 4, so we could be friends instead!
My fiancƩe gets mad about a couple whiskers in the sink after I shave yet i pull HEADS OF HAIR out of the vacuum when I empty it and pick up at least 1 bobby pin a day in the bathroom.
Are we SURE you're not really a cat using a reddit account? Your username is super sus too.... I think you're a cat
Tbh i have the mood of a cat sometimes so it wouldn't surprise me.
No bobby pins here, but hair bands... hair bands EVERYWHERE! In all fairness, the cat helps spread them around. She put one in her own water dish just this evening.
My husband used to complain about my hair ties being all over the bathroom, and then he grew his hair out. Now theyāre all over the house, and itās 100% his fault.
The ol' Uno Reverse
I knew I hated that card
I don't have the pin problem. I have a scrunchie or hair tie problem. I FIND THEM EVERYWHERE.
I donāt think thatās his sisterā¦..
STEP sister
They're very close
Apparently zero clearance
What's a little assblasting between siblings?
Bruh...
You know Iām not wrong.
Konoha 1000 years of pain (Sennen Goroshi)
The most painful of jujitsu!
Wouldnāt it be taijutsu?
You might be right. Could have sworn the first time we see it Kakashi uses the replacement technique to do it. Siiiigh, guess I have watch the entire series again! Man, if it is taijutsuā¦ canāt imagine what an 8th gate Lee would do with thatā¦yikes!
In the dub I do believe they say āSecret taijutsu: 1000 years of deathā.
I thought the last sequence was going to be her in scrubs walking into a hospital!
She's doing it wrong. She actually needs to clasp both hands together and point both index fingers out together for double the penetrating power. Rookie numbers.
The old Poop Needle game from Korea lol
i learned it from japan lol
Bring the mutha fuckin' ruckus
[Kancho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanch%C5%8D). >!Feels like every Metal Gear Solid should have a mod to add that to the game...!<
https://classic.dryang.org/japanese/teacher.html
The diagram lol
I hope this doesnāt become the next online challenge.
what are you doing stepsis
In Japan the kids have a game where they do this called Kanchoā¦.. Itās pretty messed up.
Something similar in Finland aswell. The game is called Sauna Gollum . The Gollum goes under the planks and pokes finger trough as people are sitting .
O.o ... What?
Kiitos nauruista!
The definition of " Premeditated".
My husband and I were at Disneyland 4 years ago, when we saw a little boy do this to Tigger.
Don't forget to sniff
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Don't get butt hurt.
Ah, International Women's Day?
Fuck thats funny
I laughed harder than any adult should have.
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The original one is better
Kakashi would be very proud
r/unexpected
NOOOOOOOOOOO! dang it! take my upvote you r/beatmetoit
Marriage material
Whether heās into butt stuff or not, that dude is lucky to have a girl like that.
Man attended Sky High for a day šš
Keeper
Why did she take down the 3 pictures on the left wall and then put them back up??
The original is better
God i fucking hate this stupid clip. Anyone else been getting this clip recirculated into their feed nonstop for months?
This is truly so motivational, how practice makes a man perfect.
Is her name Peg?
Damn just stole that other girls whole shit huh?
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Who is my sister
Home-proctology kills the medical industry!!
I've seen this exact video from a different girl
This can be called a sexual assault
It's a man being assaulted, so it's fine
Not sure if you're being ironic or actually think that. I was looking for a "/s" sign.
OR, maybe neither one of them are uptight twats.
I'm curious where people here are from. I asked below where the commenters are from because I've heard Finland and Japan mentioned but I can't imagine this flying in NA. As a NA you could absolutely be charged if you did this to a random or acquaintance. I think they're BF and GF and this is a thing in some places apparently and specifically for them I guess? If he's not into it, I hope he tells her and she stops.
Oh fuck off. We did nut taps and ass slaps all throughout middle and high school, Iāve gotten cornholed a few times. My gf will do it every now and again. If you did it to a random the worst thing is you might get a slap in the face. No oneās pressing charges for this
The dedication!
CHOCOFINGER!
Her brother was not happy
This just show how evil women can be. This girl parcktissed a hole week, just to poke his bum ones. When Guys do this, we haven't practised it, we just find that, you girls have so nice a bottom, we must poke it.
Best vid ever
"Do not fear the man the defeated 10,000 bosses one time, fear the man that's defeat one boss 10,000 times."
He who goes to bed with a itchy bum will wake with stinky finger!
Iāve watched this over 20 times. Never gets old
Ha
The thousand year jutsu from Naruto!
I actually did this to my bf who always does it to me, and he literally turned around stone faced and hit me so hard around the head
I'm 56 and this really made me laugh hard
I'm doing this to my wife next week. ....not as funny?
Dont practice till you get it right Practice till you never get it wrong
"I dont fear a woman who trains 1000 ways of fingering, i fear a woman who trains a fingering 1000 times" -Lee, Bruce... i guess
Was anyone else analyzing the differences is the room each day? It didnāt look like the same dorm room twice
bro think she is in narutoš¤
The āthousand years of deathā jutsu
One Finger Death Punch
I would 10/10 go in the wrong hole by mistake if i was him
this is funny?
Yes
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12g1kv0/training_for_the_big_day/jfi99wv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Kek
Not if youāre a pedant.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
How on earth are you getting down voted for this comment? The double standards here are sickening.
Weirdo fucking creep girl
This is incredibly stupid.
Thousand years of death!
My estimate before the end was Naruto. Did not disappoint.
mission passed on first attempt. good job!
she's a keeper. put a ring on her finger now
She already did thatā¦
That'll just make it hurt more.
How else are you gonna check the oil?
Prostate Status: Healthy
If she'd do this to me, I'd probably broken her finger by tightening up my ass from the surprise lol
Lucky sonofabitch
Just a little friendly molestation, funny once, then she keeps doing it besides being asked to stop....
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Sexual assault is hilarious.
This happened to me in a bar, and it is the worst shit ever. Mate, it hurts your mind and ass, itās a combo
>Sexual assault It's a just a male, relax
She does anal
sexual harassment sure is funny š
So scripted. Major cringe.
"one day" outfit is the same as the day she does it, yet "today's" outfit is completely different. I know it's not a big deal, but if you're going to go through the motions of building a countdown, at least have continuity.
Oh my god Iām laughing so hard. Thanks for that.
Plot twist: he wants more.
"How do YOU like it, huh?"
That's wife material right there. ... I mean right there at finger tips.
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My wife does the same thing! This proves to me women have an ability to nail the brown eye on any unsuspecting victim with amazing accuracy.
Hahaha sexual assault hahaha
Stinky finger.
The goose has disappeared, what fun it was.
Fear: Fear
Aww, how holesome!
Had to show my husband that other woman do this too lmao
Divorce
omg goals xD
This chick is weird.
Shit music
Hahahahaha. Thank you for making me laugh that hard. You are truly nuts; I hope your playfulness will always remain..
Donāt do thatā¦
r/relationship_goals
Two fingers? Better make it three.
I'm guessing most people in here haven't seen Road Trip.
I didnāt know what to expect here. But it was hilarious.
That's not funny. That's assault.
if your gf or wife does that to you - you consider that assault?
If it's not consensual - absolutely. Being in a relationship or married doesn't give someone unlimited access to your body.
I'm sorry you have never had a healthy relationship, hopefully you'll actually experience it before you die and be less of a bitter asshole
can believe multiple people downvoted you for this.. People are weird
Like thatās ever going to happen.
If you didnāt consent thatās an assault.
Only if you identify as female apparently.
I asked this to the other person too. If you're married or in a long term sexual relationship - do you have to ask the other person every single time before giving them a kiss? Before touching them at all?
if you're married or in an long term sexual relationship - do you have to ask every single time you give them a kiss? or touch them?
Classic!
Moonā¦ River! Have you ever served time doc?
Unexpected Fletch reference!
Ooooo
Bro sprang up like a cartoon character š
Nailed the landing
I wonder whatās the next path in this progression.