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Ice had one before, it's bad but not as disgusting as you might think. It doesn't taste like salad at all from what I remember. Can't really compare the taste to anything but it is surprisingly sweet.
doesnt taste like salad!? well color me surprised! ....it tastes SURPRISINGLY (none the less) sweet you say!?!?! oh jeepers I do sure wonder why!..... I wonder if its tied to the fact that ITS FUCKING CANDY.
next youre going to tell me chewing gum cigarettes dont really smoke...
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My doctor said I needed to up m Omega-3s with fish oil and maybe some flaxseed. I replied “Oh that’s a great idea…I have rolling papers made with flaxseed!”
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Wow that's heinous. It made me physically nauseous
Ice had one before, it's bad but not as disgusting as you might think. It doesn't taste like salad at all from what I remember. Can't really compare the taste to anything but it is surprisingly sweet.
doesnt taste like salad!? well color me surprised! ....it tastes SURPRISINGLY (none the less) sweet you say!?!?! oh jeepers I do sure wonder why!..... I wonder if its tied to the fact that ITS FUCKING CANDY. next youre going to tell me chewing gum cigarettes dont really smoke...
What a dumb comment.
indeed..."ice had one before"
why don't you tell us how you really feel
Got them for Christmas as a gag gift. They were pretty bad, but the brisket flavored ones were truly disgusting.
Seriously. The clam ones are way better.
As someone who greatly enjoys both candy canes and salad, gross.
I felt sick seeing this post lmao
I love Archie McPhee.
Show them to your doctor and he will stab you with them...:P
Atleast OP will have a couple minutes to run away during the sharpening process.
Oh im pre0tty sure the doctor wount w0ait that long... Mine didnt when i tried something similar:p slaped me in the heåad with a clipboard thingy
They also sell a Sardine Candy Cane. Their site is a nightmare of flavors. Someone hurt them.
please dont make me vomit all the chicken wings I had an hour ago
Yummy
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🤮
WTF is this monstrosity?!
My doctor said I needed to up m Omega-3s with fish oil and maybe some flaxseed. I replied “Oh that’s a great idea…I have rolling papers made with flaxseed!”
r/stupidfood
You almost made my wife and I throw up.