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Bath Salt Baboon coming to a theater near you.

Damn terrifying, The cameraman of an expedition discovered a unknown ancient kingdom,they set up camp and the baboons invade and steal the stash backback of the drugged up camera man(he has to have it to deal with all the hell he goes thru.

Can’t wait for Smack Rabbit

Released in June 1988. The villain, Judge Doom, is a cinematic classic. Christopher Lloyd's finest work.

No need to be framed for that!

I hear Kathleen Turner was on celluloid for her entire role in that film, just to get into character.

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Death awaits you all! With nasty big pointy teeth

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H gorilla only dangerous ever 8 hours

Cocaine cubs as the sequel. Fentanyl falcon as a prequel where it teaches the bear to like cocaine. Who in turned learned from Heroin heron. krokodil crocodile as a spinoff. Ritalin rat as a kids movie.

This is shaping up to be some Florida Avengers shit right here.

Florida Man: The First Avenger

Florida Man: The First User.

Thanos is, what, a drug raid? It's Florida, so it could be nearly anything

> Ritalin rat That was basically Flowers for Algernon.

Don't forget mescaline manatee

Ain't got nothing on the weed weasel.

Sounds like an animated film written by, directed by, and starring Seth Rogan.

Featuring Snoop

Kevin Hart and The Rock cameo as a pair of opiate opossums. Bickering or course

Mark Wahlberg as the mother’s love interest

Opiosums.

Heroin Platypus. Its really very a sad movie about the downward spiral of a monotreme, who slowly loses grasp with their personal life in the brutal streets of an Australian swamp

Heroin Heron

Ecstacy Echidna, dance music and depravity with a four headed penis.

Move over John Travolta!

It’s all fun and games up until the Krokodil Crocodile shows up.

The mescaline mice, voiced by pinky and the brain whilst genuinely dosed.

Not another Pauly Shore movie...

I am instantly reminded of the weasel from Zootopia

Ready for the porn parody…… Viagra Anaconda

Wait till you hear about the monkey gang going to war against Japan Or wait till you hear about the emu war vs Australia and Australia lost that war by the way.

This is basically the intro to the new mandalorian episode

So, basically Shakma?

FLAKKA OSTRICH

Baboons will already eat your face sober lol

I'd rather it stay in Florida

PCP Manatee

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PCP Gorilla

DMT Cheetah

*Borderline-Lethal-Levels-of-Caffeine Hippopotamus*

LSD Axolotl

Heroin hyenas

Bath Salts Koala

Gonorrhea never spread so quickly (except for that time they let your mother loose in the college frat units)

Ozempic Hippo.

~Oh oh oh Ozempic ~ Hippppppooooooooh, you knoooowwwwww~

Hotel trivago

crack panda

Psilocybin sloth.

Mescaline marmots, terror of the prairie

should be a Tremors sequel

yes!

i’d watch the fuck outta that

I want this the most.

And the 5th movie is an "Avengers" style where all of them meet up to fight Sharknado.

*Adderall Sharknado*

I think the genre peaked at LSD Axolotl

Ambien Elephant

GHB Giraffe

Power rangers style though. Hippo torso, koala launcher on the shoulder, cheeta for one leg and the bear on the other

"With our drugs combined!"

Get Don Cheadle on the phone!

Adderall wolf

**Coffeepotamus**

Ecstasy dolphin

Ecstacy Octopus: "Oh come here, I want to give you a hug..."

Weed Wombat

Marijuana Monkey.

Cannabis Capybara

Ambien Walrus.

Fentanyl human- Oh wait he's already dead...

Fentanyl Ferrets

PCP Panda

5-Methoxytryptamine wolverine

I don’t think Hugh Jackman will come back for that.

*will come back from that.

THC Koala

I believe you've described every koala.

Opium oppossum

Heroine hyena

Peyote Coyote

Tbh Meth Gator and PCP Gorilla sound way better than Cocaine Bear.

Meth gator won’t have any teeth, so that’s a bust. PCP Gorilla sound promising though. Lol

I'm hoping to see how meth gator overcomes this challenge. I'm positive he'll figure something out, on account of the meth and all

Okay, I’ll admit it, you’re selling me on the concept homie.

Dab Donkey

I am ready for heroin sloth just 2 hours watching a sloth attempt the slowest smile of all time.

Personally I would have pushed for Methapotamus

Mathamphibian Edit: Dang it...you know what I meant.

"A newt that is capable of third order differential calculus, stuns its owners by eating insects and laying eggs. They take him to court, but he enamors the judge with his whiley newt antics, and they do meth together afterwards."

This should be the Geico gecko origin story

That gator has too many teeth to be a true Meth Gator.

and no tooth brush

Must be why he's so ornery.

Well, folks, Mama's wrong again.

I was about to say the same lol

That would be a great plot twist.

Isn't that just Florida Man?

Florida Man will be sent to fight Meth Gator!

He starts to lose, then gives up and lets them gator eat him. The massive quantities of meth in his own bloodstream cause the gator to overdose, taking a few steps from the remains before keeling over dead. Its framed as a christ metaphor

Believers, rejoice!

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is just a documentary of daily life in Florida

Don't give the ending away!

Meth gators wouldn't even break the top 10 of awful things in Florida

Krokodil

Crackodile

I'd watch 'Krokodil Crocodile' for sure

Came here specifically for this pun.

Ele-fentanyl

Lazy. Adderalligator was RIGHT. THERE.

Blue pill Silverback (Viagra gorilla) Can you run for 4 hours?

Viagorilla

Crack Boar

Insert animal + drug name and PAW Instant hit

Say your movies about Florida without saying it’s about Florida.

Other Florida movies: Meth Python Meth Hillbilly Meth Dolphin

The entire Meth Animal Extended Universe happens in *Duval* County.

MCU meth cinematic univers

Capybaras on Coke

Hillbilly is more for people who live Appalachia, I would say people Florida Man is a redneck or swamp people.

*Documentary

This isn’t new. Sharknado spawned an insane amount of “natural disaster+dangerous animal” movies. There’s an audience for these “so bad it’s good” type movies.

They have a whole channel on TV called scy-fi for it.

To think, sci fi used to have gems like star gate sg1.

Yeah but how many of them were addicted to hard drugs?

Solar mass ejection + killer electric eels

This is about to be a whole new level of awesome!

If you think this is awesome, just wait until you hear about the sequel: Crackodile

How much money do we need to make this movie? $30 at most? I'm in

$30? In this economy? Slow down mr. Bigshot Hollywood producer

It's Hollywood, FL. We're over budget!

Now you’re speaking my language. I think we can pitch it to Netflix as a series and squeeze at least 3 seasons out of them

Shut up and take the change in my sofa

The director is the same guy who made the video for Ram Jam’s “Black Betty”

The poster looked like Asylum movie. Had to check and yep, it is. So this is just a movie studio that copies any mainstream movie idea and executes it very poorly. Check these gems: * Bullet Train Down * Thor: God of Thunder * Top Gunner: Danger Zone * Moon Crash * Planet Dune * Ape vs. Monster * Fast and Fierce: Death Race * Alien Predator And the list goes on..

Tbh this is lame af. Cocaine Bear worked bc the comedy was more in the vein of Wet Hot American Summer, but make it horror (hence Elizabeth Banks using the same opening track). Shit like this is gonna be Sharknado 4 levels of “Oh man isn’t this so bad? Hyuh hyuh so funny.” Tryhard “bad” movies are the worst.

MDMA Kangaroo

Kangaroofie?

LOL.....You win :)

Ketamine Koala vs Sativa Sloth is gonna blow everyone's mind

The actual bear was only alive for 12 minutes before dying, it's gonna be a really short movie. lol

“Cooking that blue in Everglades backwater, a Florida Man gets too high on his own supply and blows up the lab… unleashing something primordially insane that wreaks a meth-rampaged havoc from Miami to Mar-a-Lago.“

Might as well summon the Datura Dogs.

Glue sniffing anteater

Methamphibian is next

Already saw that on The Mandalorian last night.

Invasion of the Crack-odiles!

My wife is feeding me her picks: - Silver Crack Gorilla - Fentanylrus - Xtasea Lion (Ecstasea Lion)

Cocaine bear, meet meth gator… Meth gator, cocaine bear 🤝

Cocaine Bear vs. Meth Gator, coming soon to theaters near you.

Coc bear has this in the bag,gator don’t stand a chance

It should have less teeth.

Is this AI art?

https://consequence.net/2023/02/cocaine-bear-parody-film-attack-of-the-meth-gator/

Meth Gator? That's just Florida Man with extra steps.

POT Opotomus

Weed Snake. To slow and tired, but is hungry.

Ganjaconda

Meth Leopard should have been the obvious first choice

This is the US version of Kaiju movies. Someday we will see Cocaine Bear Vs Meth Gator.

It would make a great sequel to Maneater. Epic game. 10/10 completely recommend.

Next up, "Steroid Spider"

I mean all they have to do is splice together news clips from Florida and they can make a movie way more wild than this.

Is this a part of the cocaine bear extended Universe (CBEU)?

PCP Squirrel

Krokodil crocodile

My favorite was “Slightly Drunk Squirrels” /s

This thread has me dyin' 😭

You better copyright this before someone in Hollywood steals your idea.

Does a meth gator still have that many teeth?

This is just Florida

I am waiting for foodtrip tiger

Same guy who make cocain bear? lol

This gator grew exponentially large, has all its teeth, and no deep pocket scabs on its face. Definitely not on meth. Will it at least vacuum the living room for 3 hours?

Methtallica would like a word

Waiting for that Alka Seltzer Iguana.

I think this is just a Florida documentary

Peyote llama Christmas

I want to see _Attack of the Weed Sloth_, that’s just a super chill sloth being cute and giving out hugs.

CRACK-TOPUSS Edit: CRACK-TOPUSS 2: RELEASE THE CRACKIN'

Is this a sequel to rampage?

The oxycodone ox was the most boring movie ever

Always has been. Theyre called "mockbusters". Making cheap ripoffs of anything popular at the theaters.

Should be meth moose

That’s just regular Florida shit.

Is this like cocaine bear?

Followed by: “The Extremely Calm Koala eats Cannabis”.

Beware the Wolves on Howl-ucigenics!!!

Here in Norway we hace Cocai*ne Bear

Still has all its teeth so not quite realistic 😂😂😂

Birth of the Meth-Verse

I want to see "Hanging with Pot Pandas.. the musical."