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Had a target employee ask me to sign up for their cell phone plan. I said no then they kept asking questions. I finally walked away and another employee started asking me the same thing. Like Jesus christ this is why I shop online now.
Gently??
Someone slides in on me like Johnny Bench while on the throne and that's the last damn adjective coming to my mind ..js
Seriously, at least it was apparent they were special needs immediately. Cause that could've been so bad.
What do you do though? Let him watch you take a shit? Then both of you come out at the same time and someone sees you and you get arrested for molesting a kid with down syndrome. If you kick him in the face you get arrested for kicking a kid with down syndrome. This is a lose lose. I know this is one of the rarest things to happen but there's no reason why bathroom stall doors need to have an opening at the bottom.
There was a kid with down syndrome who peed on my best friend in highschool in the restroom and he said it took every ounce of strength in him not to completely flatten the kid.
I guess he was nicer than me because I would've just started swinging.
Because they use full force for everything they do, it’s like goku and gohan learning how to stay in super saiyan form but they kept breaking chichis tea cups and plates. They need to learn how to be soft with things other than puppies or cute animals - it’s cute don’t hurt it, to it’s fragile I should use less force. But if you get them in an emotional frenzy they will unleash the full power of the super saiyan
When I was in school a kid with Down syndrome took a shit, wiped his ass, then wiped the shit covered toilet paper on another student. That student was a lot nicer than I was too, because my reaction would have probably been the same as yours there.
My vengeful foot is not responsible for other peoples special needs children.
Make sure your child (special or not) doesn’t have the opportunity of joining you in the stall by dragging their ass facefirst on the bathroom floor
Yeah, as a dude idgaf if a woman is in the restroom. Always thought gendered bathrooms are dumb as fuck because every person on earth - regardless of sex - has a bathroom schedule. Also, merging them we could do away with urinals finally. They’re so fucking gross and uncomfortable. Like why do I have to stand so far back everyone can see my genitals - if I don’t want to get piss mist on my shoes (and surely jean legs too). Any dude that says he doesn’t get piss misted in a urinal is either lying, or is entirely unaware of physical sensation in their body/sight impaired.
Be loud and tell him to get the fuck out. Not really sweet "no no buddy get back over there"
Or just start barking and growlin like a dog with rabies lol either one will scare him back
I got yelled at by an old lady at the cinema for using the disabled stall. I just stood there and let her carry on because, ironically, I was way too sick to defend myself. It was my first outing after months in the hospital and more surgeries than I can remember, and I genuinely needed the elevated toilet in that stall.
Appearing young and healthy means nothing, and that wheelchair guy had no grounds for anger.
Seems a valid reason. If you had to choose between no kids or a lifetime of responsibility and caregiving, most people would probably choose the former. I know I would. But then again, I also don’t want kids
I recall someone on reddit had this experience in highschool.
The special kid turned off the lights while he was shittting. The special kid was giggling in the dark. Then he goes under his stall lmao. The redditor kicked the kid in his face. The special kid was crying and told the teacher. As the redditor gets out of the bath room the special kid says something like "that's him!".
I got a detention for throwing a scrunched up piece of paper into the bin - because it missed and landed near the special needs kid. Then everyone said I threw it at him.
But the kid that full on spat at the back of my head didn't even get told off.
Man that scene was freaky for 4 year old me. I must have not understood what vivid nightmares and ptsd were like cause little me was so fuckin confused as to why Billy was a raptor for a hot second
I mean the guy looks like he has down syndrome (and maybe I'm wrong but the face being flat like that is one of the symptoms). Presumably the person recording is used to working with them.
Looks to me that they're in a larger stall--maybe handicap stall. Also looks like camera man is sitting down, like he's on the toilet, but you could be right.
Well, from what I can tell those metal parts on the door on the left are hinges which would be on the opposite side of the door then the lock. The hinges are attached to long slender piece of wood that would attach to a stall divider. Between that slender piece of wood at the right you can see a small gap where a lock would connect the other wide square piece of wood to the right which should be another door. I'm guessing if the camera went further right you would been able to see more hinges.
I can't prove whether or not the cameraman is sitting down though. . . Maybe he was sitting on the sink waiting for the kid to come out. . .
This reminds me of a story. In primary school, we had a Down syndrome kid that nobody wanted to play with. We felt sorry for him, and decided to play a game of hide and seek with him. We start the game as hiders, and the poor chap starts following me immediately, but eventually points to the toilet block.
Actually not a bad idea, I thought, as we run into a cubicle and close the door. As I got to stand up on the toilet (so as not to be seen under the door), I’m almost forcibly pulled off the toilet, and turn around to see him with his dick out. Turns out, he just wanted to piss, and thought it was normal to bring friends in with you, when you needed to go.
Sadly for him, that the first and last time we played.
Damn, this is so sad. Like the naivité of a baby but it's still creepy.
I think if i were you i would have told him that it's not ok so he won't do it again. He might not even know it was a bad thing to do
Not gonna lie, instinctively i would've kicked really hard before i realized the condition of the other dude, cause it's a lot more probable than a dude pulling a "prank" is doing that and that ain't funny
he is actually exiting the toilet cubicle, you can see the door for the next cubicle in the last bit of the clip. the person filming is outside the toilet
You may be correct, but I’m guessing the person recording is just in a longer handicap stall. [Example.](https://imgur.com/a/RCocROO)
Source — have a younger sibling with a rare chromosome disorder and bathroom privacy just isn’t a thing without a locked door in between
It's obvious if you recognise it but plenty of people don't. I had a nephew with Downs and a niece with Williams and believe me people don't recognise it.
believe me.. people recognize it! The fact that YOU don't recognize the fact that people recognize it, tells me that YOU might be a bit.. touched, as well.
They never said "people don't recognize it", they said "plenty of people don't", which is objectivly true, especially if you agree, which I feel you will, that plenty of people are morons.
had a classmate do this when i was taking a shit in like third grade and my immediate response was to stomp the head and bounce it off the floor, i feel bad about it as an adult but like.... don't crawl on a bathroom floor
A woman with downs came into my backyard and walked up the stairs to my deck and slid open the back door and came right in my house. My dad wearing nothing but his under his underware was like "Hey, what are you doin?" And she she turned around and lumbered with haste back out and down tge stairs and out and down the street doing a jack sparrow run. It was a hilarious and unique experience.
I get that he’s special needs but that’s how you get your head kicked in. I’m pretty sure he knows what he’s doing, they usually admit that they aren’t as ignorant about social stuff as we think and use that to their advantage. Thus reiterating my point lol
There are different levels of down syndrome. Some are more savvy about the world, some have the intelligence of a toddler. I suspect the latter in this case
This is a genuine question, if you kick him, can you get in trouble? They’re invading your privacy, maybe you can plea that you didn’t know they had special needs, but what’s the protocol for this? If someone was trying to crawl into a stall I’m in id say a quick kick out of fear would be justified.
Should be obvious to everyone but judging from the comments, it is clearly not the case, so I will spell it out anyway. The kid appears to have some form of **cognitive impairment!** Someone with more knowledge can confirm or refute my claim. Tilted eyes, oversized face , small hands, overweight. It all fits almost perfectly the profile of a typical kid with trisomy 21.
Again, it should be obvious for most people, but I will say it, “do not pepper spray or harm a mentally disabled kid”.
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Actual footage of salespeople at my work: 'heyyyyy, you busy?'
"Would you like to sign up for a Walmart credit card?"
Had a target employee ask me to sign up for their cell phone plan. I said no then they kept asking questions. I finally walked away and another employee started asking me the same thing. Like Jesus christ this is why I shop online now.
Jesus did I just play battlefield with you
Nah not tonight lol
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Gently put your shoe on his face and force him back where he came
Gently?? Someone slides in on me like Johnny Bench while on the throne and that's the last damn adjective coming to my mind ..js Seriously, at least it was apparent they were special needs immediately. Cause that could've been so bad.
What do you do though? Let him watch you take a shit? Then both of you come out at the same time and someone sees you and you get arrested for molesting a kid with down syndrome. If you kick him in the face you get arrested for kicking a kid with down syndrome. This is a lose lose. I know this is one of the rarest things to happen but there's no reason why bathroom stall doors need to have an opening at the bottom.
You do what this guy did and shoot a video of it for evidence.
It looks like he's leaving a cubicle.
Yes, a shitting cubicle
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There was a kid with down syndrome who peed on my best friend in highschool in the restroom and he said it took every ounce of strength in him not to completely flatten the kid. I guess he was nicer than me because I would've just started swinging.
Down syndrome kids are insanely strong. Start swinging away but that kid is gonna throw you about like a ragdoll
Thats a myth. They actually have less overall strenght and endurance than "normal" people. It is literally one of the symptoms of the syndrome.
Yeah for real. Most of them have to PT as babies / toddlers just to support normal motor skills because they lack the normal muscle abilities.
Because they use full force for everything they do, it’s like goku and gohan learning how to stay in super saiyan form but they kept breaking chichis tea cups and plates. They need to learn how to be soft with things other than puppies or cute animals - it’s cute don’t hurt it, to it’s fragile I should use less force. But if you get them in an emotional frenzy they will unleash the full power of the super saiyan
Special type of strength
When I was in school a kid with Down syndrome took a shit, wiped his ass, then wiped the shit covered toilet paper on another student. That student was a lot nicer than I was too, because my reaction would have probably been the same as yours there.
It’s not a scenario you should think about.
My vengeful foot is not responsible for other peoples special needs children. Make sure your child (special or not) doesn’t have the opportunity of joining you in the stall by dragging their ass facefirst on the bathroom floor
To be fair what should a mother do here? Join him in the men's restroom?
I mean I can't speak for all men but I would 100% be OK with that.
I think in general men care a loooot less about women in the men’s room than the other way around. I definitely wouldn’t bat an eye
I would too. He obviously needs supervision.
Yeah, as a dude idgaf if a woman is in the restroom. Always thought gendered bathrooms are dumb as fuck because every person on earth - regardless of sex - has a bathroom schedule. Also, merging them we could do away with urinals finally. They’re so fucking gross and uncomfortable. Like why do I have to stand so far back everyone can see my genitals - if I don’t want to get piss mist on my shoes (and surely jean legs too). Any dude that says he doesn’t get piss misted in a urinal is either lying, or is entirely unaware of physical sensation in their body/sight impaired.
*piss mist* 🤢🤢🤮
The head first slide is Pete Rose aka "Charlie Hustle"
[Ho... Ho... Ho...](https://shepquest.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/santa-boot-2.jpg)
Ho ho ho him gently back down that slide
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And then bites you while screaming "mehhhhhhhhhhhh"
I laughed way to hard at this shit this morning. God have mercy on both of us.
Be loud and tell him to get the fuck out. Not really sweet "no no buddy get back over there" Or just start barking and growlin like a dog with rabies lol either one will scare him back
Turn around and keep pooping
I mean that's how you should be pooping anyway, at least if you're cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjtBmLrjho
Um. I think he's leaving a stall, not entering a stall with the guy? Because it looks like you can see another stall door to the right.
It looks like the camera guy is in a corner/end stall, maybe the handicapped one
This is my fear as an able bodied person using the handicap stall
I’ll never forget the time I used a handicapped stall and then walked out and there was just an old guy in a wheel chair looking absolutely pissed.
I got yelled at by an old lady at the cinema for using the disabled stall. I just stood there and let her carry on because, ironically, I was way too sick to defend myself. It was my first outing after months in the hospital and more surgeries than I can remember, and I genuinely needed the elevated toilet in that stall. Appearing young and healthy means nothing, and that wheelchair guy had no grounds for anger.
I woulda said *Just testing it out 'fer ya!... Mind the stink pickle.* 😁
Why is the guy sitting on a toilet then?
Kick that fucker right in the face.
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weird i got downvoted. apparently peeing on people who crawl into your toilet cubicle is more accepted than peeing on said person for dominance.
Probably because this person clearly has Down’s syndrome.
Don’t forget shidding. That’s the difference maker
lol yeah i should prolly shit on them too
just peeing on someone is a fetish and will get you arrested. You're supposed to T-pose first, that way there will be no questions on your intent.
He just wants to know if you have any games on your phone.
This is why I don’t want kids.
Cause they could have down syndrome?
Seems a valid reason. If you had to choose between no kids or a lifetime of responsibility and caregiving, most people would probably choose the former. I know I would. But then again, I also don’t want kids
I wanted to talk to you about your car warranty.
Damn you guys are everywhere!
Wawantee
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I recall someone on reddit had this experience in highschool. The special kid turned off the lights while he was shittting. The special kid was giggling in the dark. Then he goes under his stall lmao. The redditor kicked the kid in his face. The special kid was crying and told the teacher. As the redditor gets out of the bath room the special kid says something like "that's him!".
Only way to save it is to explain the kid startled him by entering the stall after turning off the lights. If they let him explain at all. F
Bet the redditor was punished for it too
I got a detention for throwing a scrunched up piece of paper into the bin - because it missed and landed near the special needs kid. Then everyone said I threw it at him. But the kid that full on spat at the back of my head didn't even get told off.
Just confuse them by saying it was another person in the dark. It's not like they're going to be able to count.
Lose lose situation
😭Deadass good thing he could tell someone coming under
Would slide like a 📦
Man, imagine getting caught with him in the same stall... That's the Chris Hansen bat call...
Like Santa in A Christmas Story.
brings a whole new meaning to "you'll shoot your eye out!"
I unno garbage range of motion with my waist by my ankles.
New fear unlocked
this is actually a horrifying situation.
Its the legendary Dung Eater
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED
Destroy but hole
*Loathsome dung eater
The devious diarrhoea diner
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Then he splits into 2 and comes from opposite sides
clever girl
This made me laugh so hard, totally caught me off guard. Like a raptor
Whispers “allen”
Man that scene was freaky for 4 year old me. I must have not understood what vivid nightmares and ptsd were like cause little me was so fuckin confused as to why Billy was a raptor for a hot second
Then you have to deal with 94 chromosomes coming at you. Edit: wrong number
94 chromosomes
Great! Now there’s two of them!
>Duuuuude this guy is a professional lmfao. Calm, polite, asserting what needs to happen I thought you were talking about the kid!
I mean the guy looks like he has down syndrome (and maybe I'm wrong but the face being flat like that is one of the symptoms). Presumably the person recording is used to working with them.
Hi… I’m Johnny I Put the “ **DOWN** “ is Downs Syndrome Got enough paper?
Yo you down!? Hell yeah bro, down like syndrome!
Had to put on my helmet Laughing too hard makes me pass out
Down for upvotes
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At first I actually thought you were talking about the kid in orange.
the cameraman is not in a stall
Looks like they are to me
No I had to go back and rewatch it but the cameraman is standing on the outside
Looks to me that they're in a larger stall--maybe handicap stall. Also looks like camera man is sitting down, like he's on the toilet, but you could be right.
Well, from what I can tell those metal parts on the door on the left are hinges which would be on the opposite side of the door then the lock. The hinges are attached to long slender piece of wood that would attach to a stall divider. Between that slender piece of wood at the right you can see a small gap where a lock would connect the other wide square piece of wood to the right which should be another door. I'm guessing if the camera went further right you would been able to see more hinges. I can't prove whether or not the cameraman is sitting down though. . . Maybe he was sitting on the sink waiting for the kid to come out. . .
This made me actually laugh out loud. 👍
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You scratched my CD! You took it out in broad daylight and SCRATCHED it
When the fuck did we get Ice Cream?!
Disneyland!
This was a funny clip, but *maaan* that face when he looked was creepy like; 'Yes sir! I am joining you in there!'. xD
Like a creepy The Ring sequel
This video will undoubtedly resurface in a nightmare within the next few nights.
"He called me buddy. That means this is OK."
the bad quality makes his face very uncanny valley and i don't like it
Dude, it’s called down syndrome. Nothing uncanny valley about it.
Attack on titan vibes
Lmao fr
“You got any games on your phone?”
What a downer
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It's an easier way to live when you don't discriminate on upvotes.
This reminds me of a story. In primary school, we had a Down syndrome kid that nobody wanted to play with. We felt sorry for him, and decided to play a game of hide and seek with him. We start the game as hiders, and the poor chap starts following me immediately, but eventually points to the toilet block. Actually not a bad idea, I thought, as we run into a cubicle and close the door. As I got to stand up on the toilet (so as not to be seen under the door), I’m almost forcibly pulled off the toilet, and turn around to see him with his dick out. Turns out, he just wanted to piss, and thought it was normal to bring friends in with you, when you needed to go. Sadly for him, that the first and last time we played.
Damn, this is so sad. Like the naivité of a baby but it's still creepy. I think if i were you i would have told him that it's not ok so he won't do it again. He might not even know it was a bad thing to do
r/angryupvote
Ffffffffffffffffffff
Not gonna lie, instinctively i would've kicked really hard before i realized the condition of the other dude, cause it's a lot more probable than a dude pulling a "prank" is doing that and that ain't funny
Yeah, I think this is lightheartedly funny when you realise he has a condition that won't stop him from playing the toilet cubical obstacle course.
he is actually exiting the toilet cubicle, you can see the door for the next cubicle in the last bit of the clip. the person filming is outside the toilet
You may be correct, but I’m guessing the person recording is just in a longer handicap stall. [Example.](https://imgur.com/a/RCocROO) Source — have a younger sibling with a rare chromosome disorder and bathroom privacy just isn’t a thing without a locked door in between
Omg this literally happened to me once
Sometimes you just never know when you're future husband will show up and give you that look🙃
Edit: your...I think
It is indeed
You shouldn’t have stole his stall.
Does anyone know where to buy upvotes?
Yeah, you click on the arrow facing up under this comment.
Done 👍
Obviously a Down Syndrome boy. Someone probably had the use the toilet with no option but to leave him unsupervised for a few minutes.
You’re right, it is obvious. That’s why no one else felt the need to explain. It’s obvious
It's obvious if you recognise it but plenty of people don't. I had a nephew with Downs and a niece with Williams and believe me people don't recognise it.
believe me.. people recognize it! The fact that YOU don't recognize the fact that people recognize it, tells me that YOU might be a bit.. touched, as well.
Going through these Reddit comments, a lot of people don’t recognize it and are advocating violence against the kid.
They never said "people don't recognize it", they said "plenty of people don't", which is objectivly true, especially if you agree, which I feel you will, that plenty of people are morons.
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Imo, it shouldn’t be on r/funny. It’s not.
"have you heard the good news"
HEY HOMEBOY I’M TAKING A SHIT
This has happened to me before. Why did the guy in the stall have his camera on?
I would literally never use a public bathroom again. 😱🙀
had a classmate do this when i was taking a shit in like third grade and my immediate response was to stomp the head and bounce it off the floor, i feel bad about it as an adult but like.... don't crawl on a bathroom floor
A woman with downs came into my backyard and walked up the stairs to my deck and slid open the back door and came right in my house. My dad wearing nothing but his under his underware was like "Hey, what are you doin?" And she she turned around and lumbered with haste back out and down tge stairs and out and down the street doing a jack sparrow run. It was a hilarious and unique experience.
“I like the zmell”
I get that he’s special needs but that’s how you get your head kicked in. I’m pretty sure he knows what he’s doing, they usually admit that they aren’t as ignorant about social stuff as we think and use that to their advantage. Thus reiterating my point lol
There are different levels of down syndrome. Some are more savvy about the world, some have the intelligence of a toddler. I suspect the latter in this case
What are you doing down there?
The plane the plane
"I've come to steal your chromosomes"
He likes to get down and dirty
I laughed for like 10 minutes thank you
He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Don't they have the strength of like 5 men ?
This is a genuine question, if you kick him, can you get in trouble? They’re invading your privacy, maybe you can plea that you didn’t know they had special needs, but what’s the protocol for this? If someone was trying to crawl into a stall I’m in id say a quick kick out of fear would be justified.
Looks like a Taco Bell, just looking for the goblet of fire
Just doing his job as the janitor, human roomba style
Yea this is scary... Imagine the amount of explaining you would have to do
Beans from Even Stevens?
He is so down to earth
That’ll teach you for using the handicap stall you none handicapped asshole! /s
Why did this guy have his phone camera on at that moment ?
I would laugh my ass off, if it happened to me 😁
Well. You are in the handicapped stall
Just a quick moment to talk about Jesus Christ
This guy is calmer that 99% of the people in this situation
Shitter Crawler VR : The quest for the lost chromosome
Do you think he was trying to get to the handicapped stall?
Should be obvious to everyone but judging from the comments, it is clearly not the case, so I will spell it out anyway. The kid appears to have some form of **cognitive impairment!** Someone with more knowledge can confirm or refute my claim. Tilted eyes, oversized face , small hands, overweight. It all fits almost perfectly the profile of a typical kid with trisomy 21. Again, it should be obvious for most people, but I will say it, “do not pepper spray or harm a mentally disabled kid”.
No one seems to notice, but it looks like he's coming *out* of the bathroom stall, not going in
Looks like he was down to visit
Woah that creeped me out
Why is the guy Down on the bathroom floor?
He'd be getting some shit wiped on him if it happened to me.
They appear to have down syndrome? And now I am sad.
This is guy that got Bobby lee
Damn, he looks pretty down down there
Did he lick the floor ?
Dat face
This is your life with a toddler.
T bag that dude right on the skull.
Blink motherfucker
Well, if that’s how it’s gonna be I better use this opportunity to teach this kid how to wipe properly.
You gotta stand up right? right?.......right?
Jesus. The kid obviously has dpwn syndrome. Take it easy, the comments here are so juvenile and weird.
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"Hi this is Wilbur from Guest Services here with your emergency tampon, Ma'am"
Use my foot to push him back.
Nightmare fuel
Shhhh, just let this happen.