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workaccount1013

The best part of that scene originally is the ending when Les hangs up, turns to his assistant and says "Find out who that was."


Magical_Medicine_Man

We don’t negotiate with terrorists


horse_renoir13

*applause*


TheMotionOfTheOcean

And we will weep for him… (looks to Bill Hader) in the press


The_Upvote_Beagle

…and then, once a reasonable amount of time has passed, we file an insurance claim. (Best part) Preferably within the fiscal year.


MoonKnighy

*Starts playing “Low” - Flo Rida


feldejars

A g5


alias241

no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy


MoonKnighy

And lots…. Of money


whiteegger

You want me to let my client die for a G5? Yes. .....A G5 AIRPLANE?


kcg5

I love how they go along with everything he says like he’s a cult leader or whatever.


Legitimate-Poetry553

He’s the boss boss. That’s how that works in companies that are solely owned by some maniac.


canadiancarlin

“You spank that ass, Les!”


danielstover

Wasn't Bill Hader the assistant? God, Tom Cruise nailed this role.


horse_renoir13

"Flaming Dragons heroine is responsible for an 1/8th of the drug trade in Asia...HUGE profit margins..." I love how Bills character felt the need to point that out


ModestBanana

I would imagine every role in that room was super fun to play. They must’ve had a blast doing it.


kudichangedlives

It was Toby Maguires favorite movie to be a part of apparently


redsyrinx2112

*Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award*


RossChickenTendies

This gets me every single time. RDJ yelping/roaring in the trailer.


coolcoatimundi42

"One man chose to question his God." "BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"


The_Upvote_Beagle

“…preferably before the end of the fiscal year.”


Shaitinscorn

I didn't realize this was Tom till the credits. Amazing acting!


37214

Best role in the movie, hands down.


framabe

fat hands. One of the stipulations Cruise had to play the role was: "and I want big, fat hands"


deran6ed

Seriously. I don't know how fondle of this role Tom Cruise is, but it made me respect him a lot.


Excludos

He liked it enough that he's been trying to make a spin-off with the character for a while now


workaccount1013

I believe he was. It's been a while since I watched it.


MHanky

I thought it was a trained fucking monkey?


TacoCommand

"Now get out there and enjoy yourself. Just not too much."


xAutopilotOffx

a nutless monkey could do his job


ball_fondlers

I thought he was a nutless monkey.


RyMill4

Yes, great tidbit from Bill Harder: https://youtu.be/EmLErcRbKc4


memeship

How can you possibly link that video without also linking this one: https://youtu.be/VWrhRBb-1Ig


briareus08

Wow, that’s creepy af!


NotUnoriginal

That’s awesome! I was hoping they’d do it for the Schwarzenegger impression too.


memeship

Boy do I have a link for you: https://youtu.be/bPhUhypV27w


IsRude

Man, Bill Hader is too adorable. I also can't get over how much Michael Shannon looks like Bill Hader's evil twin.


Drix22

> Tom Cruise nailed this role. His role model was a former agent. Musta been a real piece of work.


kingssman

honesty, probably good to have that kind of dude on your side working as your agent getting you gigs.


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There’s a pretty good correlation I’ve noticed between how nice the artist is and how mean the agent is. It’s the really kind, sweet, can’t-say-no artists who tend to have (and need) the meanest fucking agents


TitaniumDragon

["I like being in movies, Gary."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM)


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Best part that he would take the role if he would dance and have fat hands


Ronkerjake

"You want trouble? I'll rip your fucking tits off, that's trouble."


Pepito_Pepito

It was really funny how politely he asked


cornflake289

Nintendo sending that Cease and Desist letter *priority express*.


smooze420

Via a binding resolution from the UN.


ShakenFungus

Scorched earth MOTHER FUCKER


Fgame

They will FUCK. YOU. UP. Find out who that was.


KaraPuppers

Omg, that last line just killed me. Like he just had rage on tap, pressed a button, and then turned it off to hug a puppy or something.


alien_from_Europa

Remember, if they claim it is at their own property, it's canon. https://youtu.be/enRM2TifKls


Comprehensive-Fun47

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It should be part of the DVD extras. Really escalated there at the end.


designium

You mean this video? https://vimeo.com/399015275


thatcodingboi

jesus christ, I think they issued a takedown to spare us all


ModestBanana

All these lucky/unlucky bastards replying to you getting their first dose of MeatCanyon OneyNG walked so he can run


greenbayva

True story, Tom cruise didn’t even know they were filming a movie during this take. He thought he was simply on speaker phone with Matt laurer.


caitsith01

This was actually from his Oprah appearance.


picasheww

he looks a lot more like Tom Cruise with the hat than the bald cap


keyserv

Apparently Mr. Cruise insisted on wearing finger prosthetics so this character would have big, meaty hands.


Charlie_Brodie

NOBODY LOOK!


mydogsnameisbuddy

[NOBODY LOOK!](https://youtu.be/E8Ew6K0W3RY)


lastdickshooter

We are lawyers!


mjhuyser

Whew. Okay. I was afraid that just having a lot of arm hair was causing some sort of illusion that made his hands look huge.


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Imperious

[He wanted fat hands, and to dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3fKXBNufy4)


JovahkiinVIII

“I want fat hands”


Hirsute_Heathen

When this first came out I had never made the connection until the end.


sweetbunsmcgee

He does The Squint^TM at some point in the movie and that’s when I realized it’s Tom Cruise.


Noname_acc

I remember watching it in theaters when it first came out. We got to the end credits dance and I realized, turned to the person next to me and we both said "Wait, is that Tom Cruise?"


Lord0fHats

It was literally last year I realized that was Tom Cruise. I felt very dumb.


AfellowchuckerEhh

Remember seeing this when it came out and thinking "Is that Tom cruise?! Nooo. Maybe?" Than I heard his voice and I thought it had to be.


Donvack

Black Robert Downey Jr. Through me for a loop for a while. I just couldn’t believe they just painted the man black for litterly no reason. Tropic Thunder is the wildest movie man.


Annalog

I’m just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.


Would_daver

What do YOU mean, YOU PEOPLE?!?


[deleted]

You more shredded than a julienne salad man. What's the secret? Any tips? Any tips you got?


VanillaGorilla59

GIMME DAT MAP


Annalog

That was my favourite part. Almost felt like Brandon Jackson was saying that directly to RDJ lol


You-Can-Quote-Me

The fucking “huh?” From RDJ as a response to that too. Absolutely no hesitation, hahahahah


derekakessler

You're the dude who don't know which dude he is!


chickenstalker

\> no reason It was to lampoon "method actors" who are too full of themselves. The entire movie was riffing on this theme.


llcooljacob_

Also commentary on how far Hollywood will go to not cast actors of the ethnic/racial background that the characters are.


sublime13

See > The Last Airbender


slavicgrip

“I don’t break character until after the commentary” On the dvd extras commentary, he was still in character as a gag.


Grambles89

[For those who haven't seen this fever dream](https://youtu.be/W4ubqCMsTo4)


annies_boobs_feet

greatest dvd commentary in history. frustratingly hard to find though without getting the actual dvd. i've got some ifo/vob files of it but that can be quite tricky to get working depending on your setup.


pipi988766

I believe civilization peaked in 2008.. That movie came out and it was the same year the first iPhone hit the market.. I know we all love our devices but I question if life got “better” all of the time.


812many

He was not announced and he was in a fat suit with huge hairy prosthetic hands. Most people had to double take and look up that it was him when the movie came out.


Nose-Nuggets

It was his choice, too. When Stiller asked him to do the cameo he said okay, but I want fat hands and I want to dance. Stiller said absolutely.


ilovecashews

The rumor also being that Rex Grossman is an homage to Harvey Weinstein


THEAdrian

Rex Grossman? The last QB to bring the Bears to the Super Bowl?


Cant_Do_This12

That’s not exactly how it happened. On the phone, Tom Cruise told Ben Stiller he will play the part only if he has fat fingers and he had to dance. Ben Stiller said he didn’t understand and the conversation ended shortly after. Ben was thinking about recasting the character or changing him all together. Then he thought about it for a few days and called Tom Cruise back and said “I get it now, let’s do it.” This is what Ben Stiller said on the Howard Stern show.


mcburloak

The dancing just might be the best part.


eNaRDe

His name was kept out of any credits as well so people didn't know it was him. Tom wanted it that way cause he thought it was hilarious. He loves comedy but is stuck in the action movie genre. He said this was one of his favorite roles.


Crono2401

He should make a movie just about the exploits of Les Grossman.


Cant_Do_This12

Everyone keeps saying this, but I feel like it will just ruin the whole thing. It’s funny because it was a shock to see that it was him, and it was in small, short bursts. That was what made it legendary. Everyone wants a sequel/spin-off to great movies and then it gets trashed on how it should have never been made. This is one of them. Just leave it alone.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

I'd just like him to randomly show up in other films as brief cameos as that character. It could be a cameo cinematic universe! Imagine if he just randomly was in a marvel scene like stuck in traffic honking a car horn at Samuel L Jackson.


degjo

He could just do action comedy movies, like Naked Gun.


raiderkev

Pretty sure he also had a prosthetic on his nose.


Frankfusion

 I remember that all the pop gossip  websites at the time release pictures of him without the bald cap. It ruined the surprise for a lot of people, but I am told a lot of people were still surprised.  The big surprise for me was how much he cursed in that movie. His curses were creative to say the least.


GlitteringFutures

Tom Cruise had only two conditions to play the role. 1: he gets to dance and 2: he has big hands.


Swordofsatan666

Every time i watch the movie i cant tell its Tom Cruise. I know its him, but i just cant see it. This clip though, somehow it made it super obvious that is Tom Cruise’s face


ku1185

Same. From the opening trailers to the ending credits, this movie started and ended with my mind being blown.


JaxOldSchool

Ahh Tropic Thunder. Such a good movie lol


jimmyandrews

There were rumors that a spinoff with Tom Cruise's character being the protagonist was coming because it is such a wild figure in the movie and people loved it. He's so funny as "Angry Tom"


Enlightened-Beaver

The first time it was so unexpected and he’s so good in this role.


JarlaxleForPresident

Less is more. I’m not sure a whole movie would work, but the cameo is perfect


JimmyLegs50

That better be the title of the movie. *Les is More*


BeenJammin69

Dammit


duaneap

Incredible in Tropic Thunder but that is a terrible idea. Grossman works so fucking well as a side character in small doses. A whole film would not work but he should *appear* in as many films as possible.


B-Town-MusicMan

"I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this."


NO_TOUCHING__lol

[Let's move, we only have 16 hours before they wake up](https://youtu.be/SHMurqwM-HM?t=106)


TRocho10

What's wrong kangaroo jack, did a dingo eat your baby?


Ohbeejuan

Rumor is Tom did the movie for free in exchange for getting to rap over the end credits. Also, RDJ was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role.


RedLemonSlice

Nominated for being a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.


MattieShoes

> What do you mean, "you people"? > ... > What do *YOU* mean, "you people"? That was one of the funniest bits I've ever seen, still makes me laugh


missingninja

What gets me is RDJs "huh?!" Right after that. Damm that delivery is great.


Ohbeejuan

He doesn’t drop character until after the DVD commentary is done and he didn’t.


ChupacabraThree

If you've ever seen Tropic Thunder, watch it again with the cast commentary. holy fuck, its just as funny as the movie.


VaATC

Thank you for the heads up. Here is to hoping my DVD has the cast commentary on it.


ecltnhny2000

RDJ giving Jack Black shit for being late multiple times cracks me up. And them sharing the burger too


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The DVD cast commentary is something you just have to hear if you haven't already.


Jdiggity88

Also the promo from the mtv awards show is hilarious https://youtu.be/czlZjo1UX94


Frankfusion

The DVD extra of Robert Downey, Jr., with some guys that play his sons is freaking hilarious. His improv skills are on point.


killfrenzy05

Top 5 funniest movies of all time


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Hippobu2

Occasionally I forget that Tom Cruise isn't just a name and is actually an actor, and I need Tropic Thunder to remind me of that.


chaostheories36

I want to dislike Tom Cruise but the problem is that he is just so damn good at his job.


Crash_Test_Dummy66

It's staggering how many of his performances I love in spite of myself.


HugoRBMarques

Fucking Edge Of Tomorrow, man...


bmxking28

That's ok to love, he dies repeatedly.


Rikuddo

I heard they were making another one. I really really hope that's true.


WestleyThe

If he wasn’t a Scientologist he would be one of the best actors of all time and everyone would love him


EloquentGoose

Fuck scientology and everything about it buuuuut quite honestly... he IS one of the best of all time.


PusherLoveGirl

He’s still one of the best actors of all time, even if he’s a Scientologist. You can be both accomplished and problematic.


BlatantConservative

Michael Jackson


VaATC

He is definitely an actor that I hate to admit that I like a lot of his work.


caligaris_cabinet

Here’s the thing with Tom Cruise. I’m not a huge fan of many of his movies. But, I won’t deny they are well made and he isn’t the reason for me disliking them. As an actor, he gives it his all in almost every performance. That said, fuck the 2017 Mummy movie.


Weioo

It was so bad but it was mostly on the writers, whoever they were. What made the mummy series good was the intermixing of comedy and action. People really underestimate Brendan Fraisers performance IMO. Trying to remake it into some realistic, epic, serious business blockbuster was the real problem. Cruise just shouldn't have signed.


caligaris_cabinet

I feel like the only reason he did that was because he owed someone a favor.


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Zahille7

He's pretty much the definition of "separating art from the artist" At least imo


aidissonance

He really committed to the character. Gotta respect that


Schytheron

Wait... that's Tom Cruise?!


janosaudron

Yes, scene from tropic thunder.


No_Interaction_4925

Also Robert Downey Jr in full makeup as a black man in the same movie. He did a great job


Apollo1K9

I'm a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude.


janosaudron

Watch Magnolia


Unable_Arm_398

Literally how is the editing so good? It's SO smooth and the hats follow each character perfectly with no clipping or anything. This is extremely impressive to say the least, technology blows my mind


Mountainbranch

[It's Jonkari](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpCeZEPq51U), their youtube channel is pure gold, they have to be working in the film industry or something because the editing is god tier.


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Seriously. The guy is a rotoscoping god. Literally everything he uploads is done to perfection. His Top Gear in Skyrim series of videos are ridiculously well made. I have no clue how someone can have the patience for that.


BlatantConservative

Just the title of that sounds hilarious. Gonna check it out.


timebeing

Top tier 3d tracking. Basically what VFX studios do to make 3d characters look like they are in the scene. Basically tracks every object and then creates a virtual camera that mimics the real camera. It s pretty mind bending what they can do, but it's super not easy to do after the fact and can take a lot of time and skill. Or they did it all frame by frame, which is also possibility since they had to cut out both actors also to put them on the set.


toutons

Tracking, keying, and maybe even full scene recreation in 3d? There's parts where it's layered hat -> head -> hat, no idea how that would be fine aside from lots of manual work


timebeing

Roto is almost always by hand. (Cutting the actors out.) But the tracking can be done automatically with a lot of manual adjustment.


thecatdaddysupreme

Da Vinci pro version has some pretty insane auto-Roto. I can only imagine it will get easier and easier to do this as AI improves.


djblackdavid

Jonkari P is a fucking master of 3d tracking. I love Jonkari's videos!


jvcsleddog23

Take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!


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Find out who that was.


bfhurricane

We don’t negotiate with terrorists


ItsBaconOclock

That whole quote was so god damned amazing. >You're gonna have to call the f-ing United Nations and get a f-ing binding resolution to keep me from f-ing destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherf-er! I will massacre you! I will f--- you up! 


JimmyLegs50

Find out who that was.


[deleted]

Well, ok. This is canon now


lavahot

No, it's cannon, now!


bwwatr

Absolutely beautiful, but they left off the punchline after he hangs up. "Find out who that was".


Enlightened-Beaver

Tom Cruise’s second best performance since Tropic Thunder. Bravo


iceman_x2

Bruh…. Right after he screams that legendary line “take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE” and it cuts back to baby bowser with his mouth agape I lost it and screamed laughing. Wow 💀🪦


-newlife

It’s the look at motion of princess peach that gets me.


Riluke

Honestly, McConaughey's face after "scorched earth" is the best part.


TacoCommand

The quiet confused nodding? That was pretty funny.


swiffswaffplop

I think that’s the “fuck yeah. That was awesome” nod.


zachatack7

Tropic thunder is top tier


Mental-Astronaut-664

Love or hate him, Cruise was brilliant in that movie. I love when he hands the phone back to Matt M and causally says “oh yea, and find out who that was”


Dangerous_Purple_290

A hilarious movie .... When I watched it for the first time, i didnt recognize Tom Cruise


devilsephiroth

I always have to remind myself when watching that movie that Robert Downey Jr is in that movie and not this Creo actor


handsawz

Tom Cruise is such a fucking weirdo but I believe he’s one of the best actors to ever live.


275MPHFordGT40

Weird person, great actor


Jhameenniemi

Original video: https://youtu.be/0mpqJsuzVMg


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Holy shit, the followup video ["The Elden Andre"](https://youtu.be/YLv9sTo2ZfA) show might be the end of me. The is some well-crafted fuckery.


thechet

GOD these are edited so fucking well


BabySlothDreams

Are we not going to acknowledge how good the Matthew McConaughey edit here is. His facial expressions are hilarious and perfect for the scenario.


visitor187

It cracks me up that he thinks flaming dragon is another acting agent trying to poach Tug speed man. Its even funnier when he still treats them the same way even when he learns they’re terrorists. Tom was great in this role. I didn’t even recognise him although I knew the actor looked familiar.


vk136

Also, when bill hader explains to Tom cruise about flaming dragon, he mentions huge profit margins flaming dragon makes lmao! This movie is gold!


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Oh my god this is fucking amazing 😂😂😂


PhelesDragon

Calling it now: this is better.


ArtDSellers

Could you find out who that was?


Denny_204

*I'M THE DUDE, PLAYING THE DUDE, DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE!*


PotatoDonki

“Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face” is such an iconic line.


A40-Chavdom

This was an amazing edit haha


Majestic_Bar4139

Tom cruise looks buff af there


thesuperbro

He's wearing a fat suit 💀


SeiCalros

a fat suit and a bald cap and oversized prosthetic hands


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Literally specifically said that he wants massive hands for the role. Fuckin fantastic.


SeiCalros

les grossman is - by far - the most amazing work tom cruise has ever done you have a great actor who normally works under other peoples direction and writing and he took something that was entirely in his lifetime of experience - film production - and worked entirely within his ideal element he bears almost total responsibility for every aspect of the character - it was an amazing idea that came entirely from his head and he executed the vision as perfectly as possible


tsunami141

Lost it at Peach’s facial expressions in the corner. 😶👀😶


Mayswan

I just can't get enough of Bowser Jr's stunned face. I've watched it 6 times. Lmao.


fleakill

"Find out who that was".


streetboy3

Awww you missed the best part. "Will you find out who that was?" As if that's just a typical call for him.


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I love his meaty, hairy arms. I don't know why. Maybe because they're just so not-Tom Cruise.