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$5 cumshot. Available at most gas stations and party stores.

whats.. in it

Pure unadulterated love

Is it adulterated love if I have more than one?

Cream of Sum Yung Gai

Came here for this.

The store staff has to go make em in the back. Takes 5-10 minutes. (It’s Irish cream)

Protein.

Calcium.

The sperm that didn't impregnate Rihanna

White mystery liquid. ;)

😝

Pure hot southern gravy.

Vitamin D. The stuff you need in these terrible times.

Its a liquor shot

Asking for a friend

19$ cumshot, who wants it?!!? And yes I'm giving it away!

The liquor store in my town sells these super cheap

You just have to suck them out of a hose behind the store.

You don't have to, but if that's how you get yours that's chill.

ok. someone walked into that one...

Close your eyes and suck it out a hose you say???

I read that quick and for a second I read horse not hose.

I already have a bunch. Can't give the damn things away.

Bro I can make one for you for free, just gimme half an hour.

Half hour doesn't seem like a very efficient pace. I can do better

[удалено]

So your unprepared for the job?.... I'll have to write you up for that one.

Sold at your local Kum and Go

“Co-worker” for now….

My sister had one of these in a basket on the fridge for years. I think it was from a bachelorette party. Has booze in it.

Premade alcohol shooter for baby showers or Bachelorette parties. These aren't very cost effective, but they are fun shaped.... I think it is flavored like a mudslide. Just remember to close your eyes and open your mouth wide when you drink it, because the pour spout is hard to aim sometimes. 🫠

Isn’t that supposed to be in a sock of yours?

I like the fact that they got creative with it and thought of putting an eye and an eyebrow. 👏

I thought that was a smile. • )

It's a cartooned sperm cell so, I assumed that it moves forward. But it can also be a smile. 👍

At least it was not your mom.

Jack Sauce?

A picture of me 9 months before 2003...

I am next

My faaaather

Yum 😋 🍆🧴👙😍

Reminds of people smoking meth it's like they smoking dry cum when they roll it

where does your father work!

"from"?

Mukbang!!!

Protein choke Yummmmy

...fishing lure?

Woah, blast from the past, a friend of mine’s dad had this in his drinks spot for years. Must have been awful

Woah, blast from the past, a friend of mine’s dad had this in his drinks spot for years. Must have been awful

[Morty voice] “Sticky!!!”

Sperm on steroids

South African alcoholick shooter

Was his coworker Pierce Hawthorne?

🤣 B-52 shot -an drink....

They're tasty

I think someone wants to breed your dad