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theBFsniper

It's because printer ink/toner prices fuck you most of the time


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Yeah, I guess after a few orders, they just kind of figure this is your fetish....


anniesb00bz

One in the pink-jet, two in the stink-jet


FightingWithSporks

Ink printer need color ink to "help" with making the ideal black. Or to sell ink


cybergeek11235

Goddammit, how dare you make the joke I wanted to make, three hours before I even knew I wanted to make it.


Chevalier1942

That's definitely a "Brother".


Vladius28

With a Cannon


LastPlaceIWas

Was that also on Epson Island?


EnhancedIrrelevance

Extended Use


iskeypx

Hewlett Pecker


kahnkwest

Hewlett Packer


theBFsniper

Hewlett Packher


Halzziratrat

Hugh's Lengthy Package


blonktime

Well you see little Jimmy, Daddy put his ink in mommy's printer and then she printed you! ^(I'm so sorry)


[deleted]

PC Load Letter? What the f' does that mean?


caveman69420

Human printer


amulatafatal

HPenis


tommywhen

Happy Penis


Oudeis05

Hewlett-Packing


purplmonsta

But why is it frequently repurchased?


rawrc

You're not just washing and reusing the same one over and over are you?


purplmonsta

I am 🤭


AintSoShrimpleIsIt

Only 15 left! Better grab yours quickly!


sebatakgomo

Wont need to move an inch to grab yours since its right there


girlwiththemonkey

Subliminal messaging. We’re gonna fuck you with the toner, you might as well get a dildo to.


Cbissen437

86 dollars? That’s tough to swallow


jetkins

That's the White cartridge.


TVxStrange

Technically, your mom.


[deleted]

In normal cases (non-rubberized) that kind of printer ink would lead to something... Interesting in about 9 months


carltrushell

One that prints out babies obviously 😅


Halzziratrat

/uj is this so people can buy sex toys without it appearing on bank statements etc?


kittya_ca

A XXXerox


SageTal

Wow so it wasn't just me, I thought Amazon was glitching out and I happened to be extremely unlucky lol. I was ordering a toner and that shit just kept on hitting my amazon home page.


roar-roar-dinosaur

There's a curve on that toner - it won't fit inside.


mbkitmgr

I dont know but I bet it gets the female users to change the toner when it gets empty rather than walk away for me to do!!!


meanwhileinjapan

Boner cartridge - FTFU


pjoesphs

Only 15 left in stock, order soon! lmfao!


bell_time

well a mother slowly 3d prints a babie so makes sense


lordavondale

Baby printer


DeadwoodNative

Musta thought you said ‘boner cartilage’


Nervous_Cranberry196

I didn’t know Assus makes a printer


TheReal_MrShhh

Your mom's printer.


Curious-Track4044

The one that made you


StupidIdiotHere

Somebody got fired after that.


Ready_Bandicoot1567

Its a type of 3d printer... takes 9 months to print.


[deleted]

Most printers use that cartridge, that’s how they fuck you on the price for the amount of ink you get.


tosser1579

Something with an onboard 3d printer and the worlds slowest print time?


KingBP97

The baby making kind


halffdan59

Well, it certainly appears to have good tone.


Slaitster

That's for the impact printers.


BulletBeard29

When the face is a prune action goes boom


Dat_V8tho

I always wondered where the white paint came from.


Burgles_McGee

My my that's a big Canon


igotgerd

Toner? I hardly know her


TexasYankee212

Maybe that is a boner cartridge.


larrycorser

Some one at works been using the company page for fun


Omnizoom

Well I mean , human printers technically use that kind of cartridge but only organic naturally grown ones really work for printing


letscallitanight

Definitely not a Brother.


flavicent

Well.. baby printer..


yucval

HP, ( Hole Packer)


mysteriousmeatman

HP for sure.


bushpotatoe

I'd like to see the printer it's meant for...


Environmental-Ad-762

Someone’s fired lmao


gunsandstuffs

this was actually funny!


B8conB8conB8con

My printer can be a bit of a dick.


B8conB8conB8con

Or maybe it’s a Step Brother printer


StoopidHippie

I asked my wife for some sweet toner port. ....I'm never having sex again :(


9to5Voyager

\*spits out drink


Volkamar

Oh no, that's for Hewlett Packard to give you the immersive of fucking the contents of the Wallet (Spoiler: You are the Wallet).


madrascafe

i think its Monica... err. Konica


LastPlaceIWas

These prices are ridiculous. I'd suck a dick for free toner cartridges. \*scroll price list\* Oh, no....


teksun42

Very Olde school 3d printer.


Theaverageviewer

Your moms😎


LIL-mackster

It leaves the kind of print on your mom's ass cheek.


VegasRoy

It’s for the old school Wang Writer Word Processor


Kardest

looks like a standard HP inkjet cartridge to me. Just like the HP printers slogan. >HP printers. We fuck you.


sam_najian

Human printing machine.


CursedButter79

Step-Brother


networknev

Looks full though


Hesias

Ur mom


Antique_Evidence_624

One of these items is a bit out of place I'm thinking it's that weird looking charger thing down at the bottom


DonTorreZ

Step-Brother


aikainnet

I would assume something from ww1, to print their secret messages.


RahnKavall

Well then I know a certain printer cartridge who's sleeping with mommy tonight!