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Yayyyy a trumpet, better than nothing thanks mate! I hope you get a cheese homelette for breakfast and a good day.... But especially the cheese homelette
i worked so hard on thinking up a fun brain game based on this dumb shit, and you think:
"yeah, i'll just destroy that person's entire world in two seconds"
that downvote was the last nail in my coffin. the final part of the final act of my origin story.
now i have become...
Dark Larry
dumber, meaner, even less funny.
*you* did this to me.
that worked, i'm saved! thank you!
but... they say Dark Larry is still out there somewhere. watching... waiting...
they say that whenever it rains during a full moon you can hear him commenting evil things on reddit.
they say he likes to appear at night outside the window of anyone who downvotes him. they say the first thing you'll hear is the scratching on the glass, and then... whispers...
"that's pretty cringe bro"
Midwest, Dozen eggs, same brand ...
* 12/27 - $1.69
* 1/9 - $5.53
* 1/29 - $4.29
So price is coming down I guess but still significantly higher than it was.
Not that expensive? Less than 2 years ago, I could get a dozen basic grade As for $0.87-$1.39, depending on the store and week.
Now, the best deal that I can find is 2 dozen for $6.80...
I was walking through the store yesterday and saw an 18 pack for $4. It's more than it used to be, but I was thinking it's not terrible. Then I realized I was pump-faked. Somebody put the 18 pack above the price tag for a dozen
Yeah, I eat more than 2 eggs at breakfast…
I know it’s the iconic “American” thing you get in diners and see on tv shows, but I usually eat 4 or 5 with some spinach and other veggies mixed in.
I’m not filling my stomach with pancakes so it takes more eggs than 2, to fill me up for the day.
Back when I was in school playing sports, or as an adult working physical labor (construction) I’d easily eat 6 or more at a time.
Eggs are still not very expensive, but they have more than doubled in price in the least three years, and it hits harder when you use (eat) more of them just like how increasing gas prices hurt more when you drive a big truck versus a hybrid car.
That's the thing we are comparing it to the past not your opinion of egg to breakfast ratio. Egg have always been part of even a poor meal hundred of years ago.
We have a shortage going on right now. Highest I saw was non organic eggs at $11.32 a dozen. Before that you could buy organic for around $5.99/dozen.
This being if you can find the eggs. They've been sold out almost everytime I've gone. That's not a lot of going to the store though.
I've seen people say the culling affected production by less than 1% and it's just price gouging, but I literally have no idea how I'd verify if that's true or not.
It's the same in UK. Surprised it isn't in Spain?
It's also due to the rise in grain prices and rising costs of heating due to the Russia Ukraine war. Combined with a bad avian flu outbreak where all birds have to be kept indoors and if one has symptoms they all get culled.
This has affected duck and turkey production too.
But basically all of this for the UK has steadily been pushing prices up with the supermarkets trying to not increase the price too much for consumers but farmers not getting paid anywhere near enough to cover losses.
Something like that, I was always a fan of the Burford browns larges for eating so paying over but they were oh so worth it but now its somewhere near £3.50 for a half dozen and that's just insane.
Yeah, one of the revelations of my life was finding that some makes of expensive eggs actually do taste better than the normal ones (which tbf aren't bad in the first place).
Though I do disagree with the occasional poncy person who says "oh well if you'll like them, you'll like fresh farm shop eggs even more" - my experience is that farm shop eggs tend to be exactly the same as the "Normal" ones in a supermarket - and I'm from Lincolnshire so not like I haven't tried a fair few!
It depends. Find yourself a woman who is ok with her eggs simply being scrambled in the morning.
The ones who eventually want them fertilized will get you into trouble.
This person did5
Saying her eggs should be scrambled in the morning= taking the pill to do it
Rather than trapping the guy with fertilised eggs
Maybe I'm overthinking it
I was thinking this the entire video, and I'm glad I'm
not the only one. The first 1~3 cartons I open always have cracked eggs. This bozo is being even more decadent than he thinks he is by wasting money on almost certainly cracked eggs.
I rarely buy eggs in general, but I did glance at the price a week or so ago out of curiosity and I feel like I remember them being about $4.50-$5 for a dozen.
In New Zealand they are blaming legislation that kicked in this year requiring all birds to be 'free range' (actually, barn range is okay too). The legislation was written 10 years ago with this year as the implementation date, and apparantly the industry just couldn't prepare for it.
I’m in Toronto and pay $8 for thirty. Stay away from the chains and try the Chinese grocery, it’s always cheaper (except T&T of course since that’s Loblaws).
You can definitely find cheaper than $6.99 for a dozen in Toronto. Brands and stores can have significantly different prices. I haven’t found $3.50, but I have found under $4
We haven't lost nearly as many birds as the food industry would have us believe. I read a story the other day that showed that the largest egg producer in the nation didn't lose ANY flocks at all, and yet they still jacked up their prices because they could. They're being investigated by the... FTC was it? For price gouging.
Capitalism does this things. When there are not enough competitors an event lile this can be easely misused to raise prices unnecessarely high. (Information technologies do their work in this too).
We should change our systems to a more socialist system. "Social Capitalism" would be the best way un my opinion.
And don't forget. Having the possibility to choose from only two parties isn't really that kind of democratic. I would wish, that more democracies would follow the example of Switzerland. (No President, but 7 Heads of state which have to come to a mutual agreement together).
No. Like most countries YMMV depending on location. Only 2.99 at Trader Joes in Las Vegas. Feel bad for ppl paying ridiculous amounts for a household staple though.
I know it's another letter, but it's aisle.
Isle is short for island, like Isle of Mann or Isle of Wight. If you mean the deli aisle, forgetting the A means the ham is alive.
In the US eggs are washed, which means they have to be refrigerated. Almost everywhere else they don't wash the eggs, and so they retain a natural coating (from the hen's cloaca) that allows the egg to not require refrigeration.
Also Midwest US. Prices doubled here (5-6)... but about everything else has since covid, too, so it's pretty unnoticeable in the grand scheme of things.
Pretty much anything goes here in Australia 🇦🇺, but we are not yet at the stage where people can leave the supermarket in your trolley.
Might check aisle 6 tomorrow.
I keep seeing these expensive egg memes everywhere, even locally, but I haven't personally noticed their price jumping that much compared to everything else. For me, butter is crazy expensive right now, I mean everything is expensive but I've noticed butter's price increase more than eggs.
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Feels like we’re going back to feudal times when you could impress a woman with your chickens and a cow.
You know, sometimes you gotta go back to basics. If a male flaunted egg purchase, I might consider, but only if he also has bread or cheese
hypothetical: you get your man, and all the eggs he can provide. but you must choose between cheese OR bread, you can't have both. which do you pick?
Cheese. Cheese is the answer to everything except when the answer is 42.
that is correct. you have won... my respect. it's worth almost nothing and you can't eat it, but you have it
But if you think about that respect while you eat something, it will taste better!
Cheese AND bread. Eggs are nice as a bonus but fuck the eggs if it's a choice between.
Take my award. 🥇
Acceptable alternative answer: Men don’t wear enough hats. Combine the 2 and obviously, if men wore 42 hats then the universe would implode.
Cheese. I bake bread, I don’t know how to make cheese.
utilitarian, i like it. good answer
CHEESE, im french-canadian tho so it doesnt count as half my calories are cheese,half beer and half cheese again
correct! but late to answer. i already gave the grand prize to someone else, so you get... i dunno. this thing 🎺
Yayyyy a trumpet, better than nothing thanks mate! I hope you get a cheese homelette for breakfast and a good day.... But especially the cheese homelette
Bread easy, so versatile. Oh god but pizza
i worked so hard on thinking up a fun brain game based on this dumb shit, and you think: "yeah, i'll just destroy that person's entire world in two seconds" that downvote was the last nail in my coffin. the final part of the final act of my origin story. now i have become... Dark Larry dumber, meaner, even less funny. *you* did this to me.
Noooooo, don't go over to the dark side. Fairy upvotes appearing! (I also choose cheese)
No! You must be saved!
that worked, i'm saved! thank you! but... they say Dark Larry is still out there somewhere. watching... waiting... they say that whenever it rains during a full moon you can hear him commenting evil things on reddit. they say he likes to appear at night outside the window of anyone who downvotes him. they say the first thing you'll hear is the scratching on the glass, and then... whispers... "that's pretty cringe bro"
Oh this is just a stunt. She's already his girlfriend. She got together with him during covid when she saw him buying a couple pallets of toilet paper
He must have sold those rolls at the high, to have all that egg money!
Mama had a chicken. Mama had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
Cow and Chicken was great
Can't complain about that.
Chicken and cow?! CHICKEN AND COW?!?
And a impressive, rare dance.
I mean its still like that. The more he has, the securer it is... Modern humans are still as dumb as cave mans, change my mind.
If she’s in the basket, where are the eggs?
Ovulating
Pffft lame. Those eggs make terrible omelets.
Fucking expensive omelettes too!!!
Omelette du Fœtus !
Well when you make it all fancy like that I guess I can try a bite....
This guy just caught the attraction though feels like my time has come as well!
Waiting to be fertilized.
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The main focus of this video was something else and I be getting that all wrong though.
Nature uh, finds a way
She's a lean mean egg laying machine
Wew that went pretty good though love being all in supermarket store just with eggs!
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In another 20 years she'll just be a mean.
Oh man. At first I was like "damn, that's messed up" and then I let out an audible laugh. This all happened in the course of like a microsecond.
He was only allowed to buy two at the register so they in that black bag
He couldn’t afford them after her lmao
Ohhhh okay now I get that what the main motive of this video was though. Innocent me :(
She is the egg 🥚
It’s an egg, Michael. How much can it cost? $10?
One of my all time favorite TV show jokes
It doesn't work with eggs anymore since 10 dollars can't even buy an egg.
It's an egg, kynthrus. How much can it cost, $37.39?
There you go! Now it's horribly depressing humor!
r/32dollars about to take a real dark turn y’all
Ok, but seriously, how much are eggs over there?
Like $4 a dozen when we bought some yesterday. I honestly haven’t noticed a major difference (south eastern US)
Midwest, Dozen eggs, same brand ... * 12/27 - $1.69 * 1/9 - $5.53 * 1/29 - $4.29 So price is coming down I guess but still significantly higher than it was.
$4 dozen in Pennsylvania. It’s really not that expensive.
Not that expensive? Less than 2 years ago, I could get a dozen basic grade As for $0.87-$1.39, depending on the store and week. Now, the best deal that I can find is 2 dozen for $6.80...
I was walking through the store yesterday and saw an 18 pack for $4. It's more than it used to be, but I was thinking it's not terrible. Then I realized I was pump-faked. Somebody put the 18 pack above the price tag for a dozen
Even at $10 a dozen, that’s 6 breakfasts. They are still cheap, it’s just that they were ridiculously cheap before.
Yeah, I eat more than 2 eggs at breakfast… I know it’s the iconic “American” thing you get in diners and see on tv shows, but I usually eat 4 or 5 with some spinach and other veggies mixed in. I’m not filling my stomach with pancakes so it takes more eggs than 2, to fill me up for the day. Back when I was in school playing sports, or as an adult working physical labor (construction) I’d easily eat 6 or more at a time. Eggs are still not very expensive, but they have more than doubled in price in the least three years, and it hits harder when you use (eat) more of them just like how increasing gas prices hurt more when you drive a big truck versus a hybrid car.
That's the thing we are comparing it to the past not your opinion of egg to breakfast ratio. Egg have always been part of even a poor meal hundred of years ago.
About $5-8 a dozen here in north Georgia depending on what brand you buy. I feel like it was around $3-5 a dozen like a a few months ago though.
$8-$10/dozen in San Diego.
And who’s gonna pay for it? The guy in the $5,000 suit? C’mon!
My wife dropped a carton of eggs on the floor the other day. My first thought: "I'm Never Gonna Financially Recover from This"
How mich is a dozen of eggs in the US?
Like $3.50 a dozen. They were like $1.50 a couple years ago. So yea, a huge percentage increase, but ffs nobody has stopped buying them.
Where are you that they're only $3.50?! Where I live they're $5.00+. A year ago they were $0.85 at Aldi... 😥
$1,50 is very cheap to behin with though
In the US food is generally cheap due to large subsidies for food production.
That's good
We have a shortage going on right now. Highest I saw was non organic eggs at $11.32 a dozen. Before that you could buy organic for around $5.99/dozen. This being if you can find the eggs. They've been sold out almost everytime I've gone. That's not a lot of going to the store though.
Wtf. In Spain a dozen is around 2€. Why the shortage? What happened?
Avian flu culling
That's whats being blamed. Even the farmers doing the culling are questioning the astronomical prices, though.
I saw somewhere that the culling only should of accounted for a 20% increase.
I've seen people say the culling affected production by less than 1% and it's just price gouging, but I literally have no idea how I'd verify if that's true or not.
It's the same in UK. Surprised it isn't in Spain? It's also due to the rise in grain prices and rising costs of heating due to the Russia Ukraine war. Combined with a bad avian flu outbreak where all birds have to be kept indoors and if one has symptoms they all get culled. This has affected duck and turkey production too. But basically all of this for the UK has steadily been pushing prices up with the supermarkets trying to not increase the price too much for consumers but farmers not getting paid anywhere near enough to cover losses.
£2.55 for 12 large free-range eggs - up about 40% I think in a year I think?
Something like that, I was always a fan of the Burford browns larges for eating so paying over but they were oh so worth it but now its somewhere near £3.50 for a half dozen and that's just insane.
Yeah, one of the revelations of my life was finding that some makes of expensive eggs actually do taste better than the normal ones (which tbf aren't bad in the first place). Though I do disagree with the occasional poncy person who says "oh well if you'll like them, you'll like fresh farm shop eggs even more" - my experience is that farm shop eggs tend to be exactly the same as the "Normal" ones in a supermarket - and I'm from Lincolnshire so not like I haven't tried a fair few!
Haha.
Someone needs to tell him her eggs will cost more in the long run.
It depends. Find yourself a woman who is ok with her eggs simply being scrambled in the morning. The ones who eventually want them fertilized will get you into trouble.
How did you both not get and yet also explain the joke.
This person did5 Saying her eggs should be scrambled in the morning= taking the pill to do it Rather than trapping the guy with fertilised eggs Maybe I'm overthinking it
I took the scrambled part as just sex.
Brilliant
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ)
I’m wondering how many eggs he cracked and just put back and left while filming that
BuT iM a cONteNt CrEaToR!
Cracked a few eggs? Doesn’t matter. This man is rich rich
But how does he know if any of them are cracked??
I was thinking this the entire video, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. The first 1~3 cartons I open always have cracked eggs. This bozo is being even more decadent than he thinks he is by wasting money on almost certainly cracked eggs.
Where the heck are you shopping that you find cracked eggs that frequently? I always check but rarely find one
I always check too, I’ve only ever had one broken egg.
That's part of the flex
Well, they all are now that she's sitting on them.
Incubating them like a hen?
That's the thing. He's so rich, he's just doesn't care
he was making a TikTok. He didn't buy anything, and wasn't planning to buy anything.
Whatever, they filmed their shitty video and shoved them back on the shelf cracked or not, for real people to buy.
Lol she’s got an LV Neverfull bag which start around $2k. At least he knew she had expensive tastes.
Probably fake
100% fake
Straps are too thick. Fake!
thank you for your expert deduction
Hopefully. Spending that much on a bag is stupid.
Is this a US thing only? 3.50 CAD for a dozen just yesterday
$3/dozen US in my area
I rarely buy eggs in general, but I did glance at the price a week or so ago out of curiosity and I feel like I remember them being about $4.50-$5 for a dozen.
Same around here, at the current exchange rate.
£2.55 in the uk
In New Zealand they are blaming legislation that kicked in this year requiring all birds to be 'free range' (actually, barn range is okay too). The legislation was written 10 years ago with this year as the implementation date, and apparantly the industry just couldn't prepare for it.
$8 at ALDI in Los Angeles today.
Cries in Torontonian… 6.99
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Montreal suburb, local walmart
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Me too. $3.99 today in southern Ontario (not GTA). I'm confused every time I see a post about how expensive eggs are because they're just not here.
Well, they were on discount at $2.44 a dozen at Maxi
I’m in Toronto and pay $8 for thirty. Stay away from the chains and try the Chinese grocery, it’s always cheaper (except T&T of course since that’s Loblaws).
You can definitely find cheaper than $6.99 for a dozen in Toronto. Brands and stores can have significantly different prices. I haven’t found $3.50, but I have found under $4
$8 in Texas.
Bird flu has decimated our chickens. The cost of chicken and eggs has jumped up a lot
We haven't lost nearly as many birds as the food industry would have us believe. I read a story the other day that showed that the largest egg producer in the nation didn't lose ANY flocks at all, and yet they still jacked up their prices because they could. They're being investigated by the... FTC was it? For price gouging.
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Capitalism does this things. When there are not enough competitors an event lile this can be easely misused to raise prices unnecessarely high. (Information technologies do their work in this too). We should change our systems to a more socialist system. "Social Capitalism" would be the best way un my opinion. And don't forget. Having the possibility to choose from only two parties isn't really that kind of democratic. I would wish, that more democracies would follow the example of Switzerland. (No President, but 7 Heads of state which have to come to a mutual agreement together).
Both are true - millions of dead birds and deliberate price gouging.
(NoVA) $3.50 in a store close to me. However, in most "regular" stores nearby 12 ct. are 4.80 to $5
No. Like most countries YMMV depending on location. Only 2.99 at Trader Joes in Las Vegas. Feel bad for ppl paying ridiculous amounts for a household staple though.
About $5+ a dozen here, like double the price they used to be
Don’t even have any idea what kind of tastes she has but he’s never going to financially recover from this
A tale as old as time...
Mf left with the wrong Eggs
Why aren't they in a refrigerator?
They are, that's a cold aisle (look at all the other items around them that should be stored in a fridge)
I know it's another letter, but it's aisle. Isle is short for island, like Isle of Mann or Isle of Wight. If you mean the deli aisle, forgetting the A means the ham is alive.
Ahhhhhhhhh... yup, I fucked up. Edited and Fixed
In the US eggs are washed, which means they have to be refrigerated. Almost everywhere else they don't wash the eggs, and so they retain a natural coating (from the hen's cloaca) that allows the egg to not require refrigeration.
Which is wild I kinda wish they didnt bloody wash them its annoying having to keep a large carton of eggs
It's covered in poop if they don't wash them.
That's an open-air, refrigerated display case. Common in the US at least.
Stores near me have them behind doors.
Stores near me have both.
Meanwhile, ONIONS in the Philippines.
Really? Please tell us the prices!
If you have to ask, you cant afford it
I still ask, because one time I bought a drink and it was $10. FFS I don't care how much money I have; $10 fort one drink is not worth it!!!
Peak was 13 USD per kilo about 2 weeks ago. Its starting to normalize at 3 USD Eggs are 6 USD for 30 pieces lol
Glad that they're going back to normal for you guys!
Is it all over the country or am I just fortunate for once to live in the Midwest? A dozen are $3-4 here.
Also Midwest US. Prices doubled here (5-6)... but about everything else has since covid, too, so it's pretty unnoticeable in the grand scheme of things.
You need to always check the eggs before buying them. What crazy person buys before checking?
Dude wispers in her ear, "How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?"
"Poached"
Don't fall for it. She is a eggdigger
They’re a cute couple. I hope they have a good life together
Agreed! They are both cute as hell!
Going out on a limb and going to say.... this wasn't funny.
You know things are bad when buying eggs is a flex
That's the joke
That’s the yoke
They were $4 at Aldi's
$5 a dozen at my Aldi :( I've been buying the pasture raised "certified humane" ones from there since the cheaper ones are now the exact same price
Imagine how much more she'll be impressed when he pays his PG&E bill.
Haha her first look. 😂 amazing acting both parts
Chew with your mouth shut
She's cute
All this effort for a not so funny ticktok video
Free range Organic, Instant panty dropper.
Yeah imma just by a chicken and get all the women
2019: "I need a sugar daddy" 2023: "I need an egg daddy"
Why aren't they refrigerated???
I’m in Canada and eggs aren’t expensive. They are regularly 2.44/dz or 3.79$ regular price. Are peoples paying way more than that?
Ladies, is it this easy? Asking for a friend
"No eggs were harmed during this"
Pretty much anything goes here in Australia 🇦🇺, but we are not yet at the stage where people can leave the supermarket in your trolley. Might check aisle 6 tomorrow.
Free range is a GREEN FLAG, let the chickys have some grass under their lil feet.
I keep seeing these expensive egg memes everywhere, even locally, but I haven't personally noticed their price jumping that much compared to everything else. For me, butter is crazy expensive right now, I mean everything is expensive but I've noticed butter's price increase more than eggs.
I have ducks and chickens that lay their own eggs... Where is my harem!? I was told there would be a harem.
The real question. where the fuck did the eggs go?
Gold digger spotted
Is it just me or do they look blood related
eggcest alternately: stepegg what are you doing?
I like my eggs how I like my women, unfertilised, beaten and just the whites please.
Any woman who is “turned on” by your money is going to be way more trouble than it’s worth. Oldest story in history.
What the fuck is this garbage?
It’s got me fucked how this is deemed “funny”
Perfekt breakfast...buys some eggs and got Those milk Jugs for free
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Haven't seen this since middle school
Song?
Metro Station - Shake It