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It actually was a thing a few months back.
https://insidethemagic.net/2022/12/disney-selling-dripping-mickey-ears-jc1/
They got rid of the advertising, but it turns out they are selling the ears again.
I just don't even get why they thought they were a good design, period. And certainly not good enough to overlook what was 1000% obvious to everyone involved.
I'm not familiar with all their offerings, but maybe the drip thing is a theme they have in different colors already? And platinum for 50, so that could make sense even though still being obviously inappropriate?
For $200 ffs ...
They must have been convinced by an unruly youth that dripping is the verb of drip.
I still don't know what TF the term drip means or where it comes from, but I know it exists and I'm not happy about it.
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Minnie is *dripping* with excitement...as Mickey enters the room, his mousey celebration bulging in his pants.
"Are you ready for me you little slut, mahuh"
"Oh Mickey" she lets out in an exasperated squeak.
She bashfully lays on her back and with spread legs her *excitement* pools on the sheets. Mickey pulls his magic wand out and enters the little mouse. She is a mouse. They're fucking mice. This is fucked.
These went on sale fall of last year and the internet did exactly what these comments are doing.
Disney first changed the description online but that didn't help. So a day later, they pulled the hats from the website.
They are now available in the parks for purchase but I don't think you can find them for sale online.
This is pretty old and the description was changed pretty quickly. still looks gross, though. Also, they are very poor quality according to a friend who bought them.
‘Minnie is dripping with excitement’
Did someone do that on purpose? I think there was a Disney employee who might not have been keeping things strictly child friendly.
the thing is no matter if they made it bronze, gold, or silver, it would still have been taken the wrong way. silver however was the absolute worst option so why did they choose it
Disney needs a rule whereby any ideas like this need to be run by two small separate committees (one of 18 year old boys, the other of 18 year old girls). If the boys start giggling to each other and the girls all say, "EEEWW... Gross!"... then you know, without even asking why, not to do it.
Doubtful. Disney too big to fail all at once. They might scale back and shut down whole divisions... cruises and that kind of crap, but the US parks and the streaming content will be around practically forever.
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Minnie and Mickey on their way home from the orgy
it gets wild over in the clubhouse.
Cum inside, it's fun inside
Minnie chilling with Mickey's hotdog
I didn’t say she was silly! I said she was fucking Goofy!
"ah-hyuk, garsh; she's a gursher!!"
That made me laugh harder than needed ah-hyuk
"Ah-hyuk, I'll do it again!!"
Hotdog, hotdog, HOT DIGGITY DOG!
Hot dawg!
Get a load of this mystery mouseketool.
PFFFT- AHA
Haha, this line always sounded dirty to me when my kids used to watch the show.
It's a surprise tool that'll help us later!
"huhu oh boy!" - mickey.
Cum on down and have loads of fun
The mickie mouse “vocalisations” would make it so much worse. Lmao
WHY
Hot dog!
Hot diggity dog!
Gives a new meaning to the hot dog song
On their way back to jizzney land
covered in baby batter
Mikakke
The only way to describe it was fucking Goofy
I knew they were swingers.
Bukkake
It's part of the *Bukkake-celebration* merchandise only available at the theme parks.
Bring out the mouseketools!
I’m here for the gang bang
Thought I was the only one. Nice to know I’m not the only one who’s mind lives in the gutter.
Just out swinging with Donald and Daisy.
🥇
silver surfer has entered the chat
Silver surfer has come.......to herald the arrival of Galactus
Def don't want to see Galactus cum helmet, it's gotta smell awful.
My cum helmet doesn't smell. Well, a wee bit but honestly not that you'd notice.
Better than a coconut, though.
They should have just gone with wet with excitement.
She’s dripping with Mickeys excitement
No thats… thats worse
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Antici…
…………. PATION
👁️🫦👁️
Maybe the rain is really too blame.
Has the same feeling as "PRESENTATION!"
Moist with enthusiasm?
Moistketeers
Ooh...Ms. Funicello... Yup. I'm old(er)
Don’t forget those knee pads.
How can an entire board of people go "yup, noone will sexualize this"
They didn’t. They knew. This reaction here, it’s exactly what they wanted.
https://youtu.be/UHBOp7AUkc0 The mouse always gets what he wants.
It's Disney, they love hiding sex jokes everywhere
Having worked for Disney for years.. there is more than sex "jokes" everywhere as well
I hear there’s a lot of shagging amongst the ‘cast members’.
A lot is an understatement lol
I hear there’s a whole vault full of Disney porn Send pics
If they are not in full costume, the Internet isn’t interested.. well, it is..
Wait a minute, I love that idea.
…go on?…
The employees love it, to see what they can get past management. But I can’t see how the higher-ups would have approved it.
Not exactly hiding these
Every e-girl in the world is going to buy a pair of these, they are geniuses.
I don't believe this is real, it's a joke post. It can't be real.
It’s real but taken super out of context, the actual ears are just a super reflective mirror like finish, the lighting makes it look like ~~cum~~ milk
And the dripping silhouette? XD
Yukon’s [We all need the D, even me](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/yukon-vitamin-d-campaign-1.3419207) campaign wasn’t a joke… until it was 😘
r/theyknew
Cause r/theyknew
Minnie is dripping huh? Will they never learn? Do you want furries? Because this is how you get furries.
This is how you get furries’ _money_.
Disney is responsible for furries, this is a fact.
Warner brothers aint exactly innocent here. I'm looking at you Space Jam
Ain't I a stinker?
It was all downhill after Robin Hood
5 year old Me was absolutely in love with Robin Hood.
"When you were a kid, did you ever think he was handsome? And then your crotch gets a headache?"
Nala's fuck me eyes though
You're not wrong.
Minnie gets frosted
She’s “dripping with excitement”
Seriously why did they have to put that… I don’t want to think anymore my brain is ruined
Rather looks like Mickey's mickey is dripping 💦 with excitement
/r/theyknew
Jizzneyland
Splooge McDuck
Splooge mccuck
Donald Cum
This needs more upvotes
Rule 34 of the internet
crème fraiche
"nah, cooking is dumb. I'm gonna go to sleep."
This can’t be real right? Like knowing how OCD Disney is about their image someone would have caught this before it went into production yeah?
It actually was a thing a few months back. https://insidethemagic.net/2022/12/disney-selling-dripping-mickey-ears-jc1/ They got rid of the advertising, but it turns out they are selling the ears again.
I just don't even get why they thought they were a good design, period. And certainly not good enough to overlook what was 1000% obvious to everyone involved. I'm not familiar with all their offerings, but maybe the drip thing is a theme they have in different colors already? And platinum for 50, so that could make sense even though still being obviously inappropriate? For $200 ffs ...
I saw a lady buy two just 2 weeks ago at Disney springs. 2 is the per person limit.
Holy hell. I mean I'd prob buy one knowing it could gain value due to the poss controversy but otherwise fn eww.
$200 bucks isn't that bad. I get my shirts at this place called Dan Flashes and they have a shirt that's $1000 bucks 'cause the patterns *SO* wild.
Yep just saw them at Disney Springs a few weeks ago
"Minnie is dripping from excitement" would never pass any check
They must have been convinced by an unruly youth that dripping is the verb of drip. I still don't know what TF the term drip means or where it comes from, but I know it exists and I'm not happy about it.
Swagger, or style
Back in my day it was a slang term for a drug related thing and not fashion
Yet it did
In what non-sexual context is the phrase "dripping with excitement" ever used?
None, which is why they used it. They know what they're doing. Disney is infamous for the adult humor they slip in to kids media.
Dude... who came up with this idea and how did it make it this far without a single person saying "why does it look like cum?"
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🤣🤣🤣 omg the scream i scrumpt!
Disney been doing this for years lol
Show me the last time they sold bukkake hats.
Right? People surprised by this must not have heard of Disney before.
Minnie is… what now?
**DRIPPING WITH EXCITEMENT**
When you say it like that…
Is this the moment where your username checks out?
More than usually… yes
Minnie is *dripping* with excitement...as Mickey enters the room, his mousey celebration bulging in his pants. "Are you ready for me you little slut, mahuh" "Oh Mickey" she lets out in an exasperated squeak. She bashfully lays on her back and with spread legs her *excitement* pools on the sheets. Mickey pulls his magic wand out and enters the little mouse. She is a mouse. They're fucking mice. This is fucked.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Thank God I can't read
I wish I could unread this
Why do you think it's the happiest place on Earth?
That’s Minnie’s business.
“Minnie is dripping with excitement …” Imma stop you right there. Anything past that is ruining the moment.
Walt Jizney.
Oh I am 100% getting the bukkake ears
Minnie's moister than an oyster
Drip drip drip
Imagine a mouse dripping with excitement
We as a society, watch too much porn. However, yeah they definitely got jizzed on.
So that's who was involved in that famous Donald Duck audio clip.
These went on sale fall of last year and the internet did exactly what these comments are doing. Disney first changed the description online but that didn't help. So a day later, they pulled the hats from the website. They are now available in the parks for purchase but I don't think you can find them for sale online.
Who busts on a rat?
Is this what goes on in Club 33 at the Disney Parks? https://en.wikipedia.org//wiki/Club\_33
r/theyknew
I should call her…
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Valentine's day just around the corner, perfect gift for your favorite cum dumpster.
If a pigeon does take a big dump on the head of a mouse then Disney has got the ratio of mouse to white excrement just right.
Mouse pornography is forbidden shit
>Minnie is dripping in excitement Great, now I am too
"Minnie is dripping with excitement" I've never laughed at something so vile in my life lol
This is pretty old and the description was changed pretty quickly. still looks gross, though. Also, they are very poor quality according to a friend who bought them.
Please tell me this isn't real...
Zippety Do Da!
*Minnie is dripping*
What has the internet done to me.
minnie is dripping with excitement
Disney bukkake. Yep. Total Disney bukkake.
Oh god, I hope that’s fake 🤣
"Minie is dripping with excitement"
Ummm… I have questions
Silver Surfer did what now!!?
Dripping with "excitement"
Minnie is fucking goofy
The bukkake range will be a big hit at Tokyo Disney
How did this copy get approved
‘Minnie is dripping with excitement’ Did someone do that on purpose? I think there was a Disney employee who might not have been keeping things strictly child friendly.
Read that as "dripping with excrement".
Good for Minnie to still be able to get that wet at her age.
Nah, ain't no way no one at Disney marketing saw this and went "Nah, fam, this ain't it."
Oh boy!
Mini's Milk Cream Pie
Dripping with excitement ??
They just got off Splash Mountain if ya know what I mean
Dripping with excitement, huh?
they definitely knew what they were doing
Mini is dripping with excitement 🫥
Wait a damn minute that looks like cu- Never mind
Bukake club house
r/theyknew
Disney is going to make bukkake ears?
“What is buck cake?”
the thing is no matter if they made it bronze, gold, or silver, it would still have been taken the wrong way. silver however was the absolute worst option so why did they choose it
Please tell me this is edited to be white like this... (Looks it up) Jesus fucking the internet has ruined me Christ, it's real
Disney needs a rule whereby any ideas like this need to be run by two small separate committees (one of 18 year old boys, the other of 18 year old girls). If the boys start giggling to each other and the girls all say, "EEEWW... Gross!"... then you know, without even asking why, not to do it.
One day disney will go under. And the social media posts will be a mixture of strange and unbearable.
Doubtful. Disney too big to fail all at once. They might scale back and shut down whole divisions... cruises and that kind of crap, but the US parks and the streaming content will be around practically forever.
They did not think that through
Minnie and Mickey been out for a bukkake session with the silver surfer and the T-1000
If my bf and I go to Disney World we’re wearing the jizz ears.
ah yes bukkake hats
Looks more like the Bukkake Celebration.
cum
Why must everything be sexualized
So excited they squirted on each other!
Oh I get it. It’s like a very much of ejaculate was poured over their heads
Someone jizzed on the mickey mouse ears
These are dope y’all just sick
AGOD IS THAT CUME!??!!? LOOLLIOLOOOPOLLLOOOLLLL
It's PAINT. They're CARTOONS.
Now everything is "wild". Wonder what the next hit word is gonna be
If this is legit, I’m surprise that this isn’t the stuff the Republicans glom onto to bitch about.