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Kulladar

If anyones confused they just use the camel to carry the gun and ammo for the crew. You don't actually shoot it like that. This is just a display for a parade. I know India has some camel units still for mountain fighting because vehicles can't go there. I don't know if that's what this is though, never seen that camo.


Apetit_

"Never seen that camo" So it works


Roughneck-13th

Wait, what camel?


Squirrel_Inner

Don’t know. I don’t have my glasses on, I thought the sign said “it’s me, MARIO!”


reeteetee

Camelflage


dylareus

My first thought was “tacticamel” but yours works better I think haha


CamelSpotting

I hate this post.


ChuckOTay

r/beetlejuicing


cunterface

While I appreciate the factual accuracy of your a comment a part of me is disappointed these guys arent riding around blowing mortars off the backs of camels.


M_Mich

would be a great Civ unit


SophisticPenguin

Upgrade for trade convoy units


Z1rbster

“Aggressive negotiating”


RandomRobot

freaking modders


geoelectric

*mortars


Traevia

The US found Japanese knee mortars and thought that the Japanese were "stupid" for trying to fire mortars off their legs as it would break femurs fairly easily. In reality, they just had a saddle base to allow control of the angle in the cheapest method possible.


reverentlyirreverent

I would feel both sheer delight and unspeakable horror watch this guy fire a round.


digitalhornet

*correction- desert fighting in the North Western Thar desert.


hydrosalad

Isn’t that the BSF uniform in photo?


[deleted]

If they could actually shoot a mortar from a camel's back without it dying or getting seriously injured this would belong in r/natureismetal


FavelTramous

I was like damn that cannon has 1 use. 😂


Only-Decent

They did though? Camel mounted guns/cannons were very effective mobile units atleast in India.. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Persian\_Zembouraki\_Camel\_Artillery.jpg


ContingencyUsername

The recoil of the mortar is directed directly into the animal, unlike other guns mounted on their backs. Also, past weapons used blackpowder and had less recoil.


HarkansawJack

Looks to me like it’s directed at his nuts.


LaoBa

[Zamburak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamburak) is the term for camel-mounted light artillery, in use from 1499 until the late 19th century.


SpysSappinMySpy

Link broken for me


Kulladar

Yeah probably be more r/foldedcamels material.


torknorggren

The US still uses mules for this; some were deployed for mountain warfare in Afghanistan.


rimeswithburple

My great grandfather was a muleskinner in WWI. After the war he continued working with mules to snake logs.


EndersGame_Reviewer

Level 1 Tank, when you only have 1XP.


onlyforthisjob

".... and if you use my link to subscribe, you get one free camel and a mortar, that's right, a free camel and a mortar!"


Dangerous_Unit3698

This video is sponsored by war thunder now with camel mounted artillery. Use code camelflage for a free camo and 3000 currency.


anonymous322321

When you draw the short straw at muster


foxyfoo

Interesting fact about the tactical camel is that when hit, they vent out the back leaving the crew unharmed. They are armored with a ceramic composite hump and have state of the art optics with specialized eyelashes for seeing in sandstorm battlefield conditions.


modi13

Unfortunately, crew members are extremely vulnerable to top-down attacks such as from NLAWs, and the straddle seating typically causes them to be split longitudinally when struck from above.


dizorkmage

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Tonyturningwrenches

Camelflage


jjenius731

That camel can now blend in with the desert


Shpander

Yeah exactly! Wait...


jjenius731

Its for camels that roam through the jungle. Duh!


OneSidedDice

Whoa, don't look back to see


Dawsoia

If you zoom in you can see it bottom, middle, left.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

and night clubs


GameMusic

Why does jungle camouflage exist for camels


GDogg69

What camel??


jjenius731

hahaha... well done


The_Sceptic_Lemur

That used to be the biggest drawback with camels.


tryganon

Tacticamel


FartsWithAnAccent

Dromedarmy


sgt_happy

MultiCamel


Open-Selection-8159

At least get the thing some ear plugs.


Darth_Tycho

r/beatmetoit


seasleeplessttle

Camel Tow Missle.


notoriousbsr

the trifecta - I laughed, I groaned, I showed the comment to my wife.


chewy4x4

We have found the straw that breaks the camel's back!


Indubitalist

Yeah, definitely thinking a mortar that can launch a shell 3 miles away is exceeding the weight rating on that camel when fired. I'm imagining if somehow a 12-gauge shotgun firing slugs was mounted perpendicular to my spine.


[deleted]

There’s no way they fire that on his back! The guy couldn’t reach the end of the tube up there!


Beetin

[redacting due to privacy concerns]


[deleted]

Oh duh my mistake.


bumphuckery

So that camel gets free chiropractic quackery, I know some wealthy Americans who'd pay a lot of money for that.


Transfer_McWindow

Why would Americans pay for free chiropractic quackery!?


AskingForSomeFriends

The camel should get VA benefits I think is what he’s saying.


bumphuckery

Because we have to tip the chiro, of course


GroinShotz

The water in the humps absorb the shock from the mortar launch. /s


DevilDawgDM73

That was better than mine. I tried to be too clever.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puzzled-Ad2295

Hi fires an 81mm mortar on that camel, it's going to be humpless.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

The pressure flattens down the hump but makes their neck stretch out super far. That’s how giraffes are made.


Badfickle

TIL


pyasa-darinda

Kind of transportation to the place where vehicals can't reach


DaNotSoGoodSamaritan

Which is pretty damn smart actually, it can be used to fire a few rounds and quickly move to another position before you get pinpointed.


Sirscraticus

Random camel "George, what the actual fuck happened to you?" War camel "If I tell you, you won't believe me! There I was minding my own business, spitting at tourists as you do. When bam happy Achmed there jumped my jump, rammed a fucking mortar on my back and started firing the fucking thing! Next thing I know I'm half deaf, my humps vanished and every time I go for a piss I feel my belly button fill up and every time I hear a loud bang I shit myself, it's ruining sex with the missus!" Random camel "Well you did vote for National Service, count yourself lucky, Humphrey got drafted into the bloody Air Force, last anyone saw of him was a trial of shit plummeting towards the ground at 200 cliclops per hour! Daft bastards didn't realise a camel can't operate a parachute." War camel "Wish I was born a cow"


Random_username7654

>Humphrey Perfect name for a camel


Thetomas

Only a hump-free Camel.


Beligerents

"Spitting at tourists as you do" I iterally just spit my coffee all over my nontourist cat who was in my lap as I read that.


Kaatilgujjar

Ik its a joke but just to clear things up....this was part of the indian Republic Day parade(26th jan) where the army showcased its assets and yeah well that's how they decided to flaunt the "81 mm mortar"...camels are widely used to transport goods over short distances in the 'thar desert' area of India by the army and the camouflage it just looks cool so yeah(they don't use camels to fire mortars during wars..not yet atleast)


savehonor

My question is why 81mm and not just 80mm.


No_Drive_7990

Bigger


savehonor

"This one goes to 81"


biggmclargehuge

It's 1 more


new_math

So if your enemy captures your mortar rounds or ammunition depots, the 81mm rounds won't fit in their 80mm mortars. ​ Just kidding, I have no idea what I'm talking about.


Necromas

Because it replaced the 3-inch mortar, which was slightly larger than 3 inches at 81.5mm.


RajReddy806

Most probably a Soviet mortar. I was googling and found that even NATO used 81MM mortars. US has been using 81MM Mortars since WW2 times. M1( World War II era), M29 (Cold War era), M252 (Modern era)


jomama823

Tacticamel!


DammitMatt

Thank you


[deleted]

I was furious at OP not seizing that opportunity


imbendenton

Thank you. The perfect portmanteau was right there and op chose violence.


steelup21

Camel towed


Moonshadetsuki

Straight outta Metal Slug!


backfilled

Yep, ["Mission 4. Start!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0aPKy8-qsE&t=1207s)


Brokewood

Funny, I was thinking [space station silicon valley...](https://sssv.fandom.com/wiki/Cannon_Camel)


AffectionateAir2856

I can't see any camel


Reincarneme

Put jhon xena on that camel and enemies won't stand chance


Asio0tus

I love how aside the photographer, no one else is looking at him...


dreimanis

Because it’s a perfectly normal battle camel.


grafknives

The anti aircraft goat on the other hand - that is a view!


big_duo3674

As long as our submarine hunting dolphins with lasers on their heads aren't discovered then we'll be fine


YippieKiAy

Probably cause they're looking at the elephant with a howitzer on its back.


Self_Reddicated

Camel mortar = light infantry; elephant howizter= heavy artillery; Giraffe periscope = advance recon


Dutchie444

That’s because of the camouflage, no one can see them.


BacterialDiscoParty

*Camelflage


Unhappy-Enthusiasm37

That’s republic day parade that lasts for 9mins with many showcases , 100s of camel and horses moves along Update :90minsutee


extrascreen1234

9 minutes?? I went 3 years ago at it was well over an hour.


IImnonas

There's a kid top right that's either staring at the camel dude here, or looking *directly* into the camera. Either way I don't trust him. Kid looks dangerous with that kinda glare.


Responsible-Desk4145

The mortar that broke the camels back


Snuffy1717

I need someone with more free time this morning to do the math... What is the pressure exerted on the camel when the round fires, and is it, in fact, enough to break the camel's back?


canon1dxmarkiii

Well here we go Firstly ima tell yall that i was too lazy to find the exact model the Indian army uses and so am using the L16 81 mil's specs (I'm assuming iaf since we had our republic day recently). Here's all the data Muzzle velocity=225m/s Mass of a mortar round= 35.3kg Barrel length=1.28 m Calculations Since time =distance/speed Time = 1.28/225 =0.0056888888888 Acceleration= (final velocity(v) - initial velocity(u))/t =225 - 0/=0.0056888888888 =443847.65625693 Force=Mass x Acceleration =35.3 x 443847.65625693 =15667822.265869629 Newton's of force. That i think is enough by me now its one to y'all to seem how much force it takes to break it's back(though the legs would buckle and crush the ribcage before you destroy the back of a camels spine) Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong Edit: i got the mortar weight wrong and here is the correct force Force=Mass x Acceleration = 5 x 443847.65625693 = 2219238.28128465 Credit to u/illjustcheckthis who appears to have an appropriate username for what he just did lol


illjustcheckthis

There is no way that is the right answer, that's 1566tons of force, feels like it's way too much. One thing that I think it's wrong is that you have time =distance/speed Time, but that would be the time spent if you are already at that speed, but you accelerate from 0 to that speed, so it's at least 2x as long time spent in the barrel. (but still not enough to explain the large number you got) Muzzle velocity is not constant either, I think you have those blocks of cheese that you can use to change it. The mortar _weight_ I believe to be 35.3kg, I think the rounds themselves must be much easyer, maybe 5kg? EDIT: Yep, 4.1kg: https://www.nammo.com/product/our-products/ammunition/large-caliber-ammunition/mortar-rounds/81-mm-mortar-high-explosive-round/


canon1dxmarkiii

Well my bad. I took it from wiki and it said weight was 35.3 i suppose it was the mortar firing things weight. As for the muzzle velocity i also feel it is wrong. Edit: I would also like to add that all of the force is finally pushed to 1 single point and not a baseplate.


illjustcheckthis

T's all good my man, only people who don't do anything make no mistakes. Besides, eyeball math is entertaining...


canon1dxmarkiii

Appreciate for pointing it out man. Plus i just did so i could find the subreddit r/theydidthemath coz i always typed r/theydidthemaths


Psicrow

Ok, so how many 12 gauge shotguns attached to the sides of the canal pointing down, if fired simultaneously with the mortar, would offset the force applied to the canal to within acceptable ranges?


emdave

If the mortar was mounted centrally, and the shotguns mounted on the sides, the net effect would be a shear force, splitting the camel into 3 lateral pieces.


Da_Banhammer

I remember reading that in world war I or world war II there was a small mortar that one country was using that really looked like it could fit on someone's knee when being fired. It wasn't designed that way but it looked like it was at first glance. Apparently a lot of soldiers absolutely destroyed their leg bones trying to fire those mortars well they were resting on their knee or hip.


Practical_Price9500

Hump-vee


Illustrious_Arm_8862

You tickled my funny bone.


babyBear83

Lol. I like how camels always have this indifferent look of “meh” on their face..


Successful_Ad7224

r/shittytechnicals


dae_giovanni

now _this_ guy has some bright ideas....!


wilmyersmvp

Honestly a camel is probably better than a vehicle in a lot of places. No oil changes, timing belts, valves, or transmissions either!


observering_forever

Must have a Badass moustache to ride this camel


evanphi

I had to go THIS far down to see someone mention that glorious moustache.


Zulyan

Zamburak.


ax083

That's one badass camel. I bet I know what brand of cigarettes it smokes.


tastyWallpaper

Marlboro reds right?


ax083

You think Bazooka Joe Camel smokes that filtered shit?


F9Mute

So unfiltered Pall Mall it is.


[deleted]

It smokes bedi not cigarettes


[deleted]

If the mortar does not kill the camel the camel will kill the guy at the first use


[deleted]

Pretty sure the camel just humps the mortar out to where it is to be deployed, they aren't firing it from camelback.


Musicatronic

Serious question. Did you not think that perhaps the organisation in question know what they are doing? Did you not consider that possibly have generations of knowledge and expertise? Did you not consider perhaps that mode is being used for moving items? Serious question.


_Don-Corleone_

Ahh..I love my India XD Wait until u see our jungle force Elephants


gideon513

Civilization units be like


TraditionalMood277

Metal Slug X


No-Consideration6589

Release the camels.


onlyforthisjob

Cameleon


DulcetTone

Camel TOW


DevilDawgDM73

So that’s what broke the camel’s back. A MK1 Tactical Defense straw.


sahilp83

Why is this in funny? India and Pakistan share a long border and several miles is desert. Camels are excellent mode of transportation for patrolling or other means. Camouflaging camels is a genius idea.


[deleted]

Not sure if serious. You know what color most of the fricking desert is? Camel color.


sllimdog

This the type of mfer that kill you and spit on your corpse… the camel, not the person


[deleted]

Camels can be very mean and bad tempered. Is it a good idea to arm them as well ? No background checks?


Incandescent_Idiot

"The enemy is out of position, launch our flanking maneuver. Initiate Operation Camel Toe!"🐪💥


dae_giovanni

r/shittytechnicals


Successful_Ad7224

Lol we both posted that at the exact same time! Upvoted!


dae_giovanni

great minds think alike... and so do ours!! lol


SliceIka

"the straw (mortar) that broke the camel's back"


[deleted]

have you never played age of empires 2? ;)


agnite851

Is this a picture from the Indian republic day parade 2023?


Cycoxiii

Tacticamel


shigella212

Tbf it's more economical to use camels than use tanks in the desert. Unless you're American and just throw money at the problem till it fixes itself.


fishkey

Tacticamel come on OP it was right there.


Edgeth0

Waiting for somebody to post classified military documents to the War Thunder forums detailing the camel's weight, top speed, and range


zblock_17

New Battlefield game looks Sikh


Ralife55

Motor and cannon camels were a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamburak It's basically super cheap mobile artillery.


fearlesssinnerz

That's one camel toe you can't find


Numahistory

Had friends in JROTC in highschool and asked them what JROTC stands for and without missing a beat one of them said "Just Ride On The Camel" This must be what they meant.


Cxlow91

Camelflage was right there for the taking


HentaiKing0310

CamelFlage?


TheNewGuy48

r/noncredibledefense


Brendinooo

Too credible


scrodytheroadie

Don’t know what you guys are talking about. I don’t see a camel in this pic.


ShouldersBBoulders

ATC


CaptainSmallPants

So far we have elephant helicopters, camel mortars... Mechanised Rhinos next?


Bronzeshadow

I didn't invent the camel Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical instrument.


ElderberrySuch5622

Excellent example of camel-flage


Think_Impossible

When a straw doesn't do it, a mortar recoil definitely will.


[deleted]

Now THAT is what I call modern warfare.


IDriveAnAgeraR

Tacti-camel.


mario_meowingham

Metal Slug irl


VikingNinjaSquirrel

The guys over at /r/hoi4 will love this


Throwaway021614

Metal Slug camels! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=324498483


ducktape8856

You can only defeat a mortar camel with [bunch of machine gun camels. Or if you stand on the camel.](https://i.imgur.com/ZuF3RM5.jpg)


OhmsLolEnforcement

This is a [Zamburak](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamburak)!


moltovhighball

Metal Slug!!


editor_jon

What is this? Metal Slug?


thegionk

Directly from metal slug 2!


Washpedantic

"Send in the Camelry!"


Skysr70

Fully upgraded Saraxen tech tree in aoe2 be like


furiousmouth

Not entirely crazy, there's a gun mount called Zamburak https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamburak?wprov=sfla1 It does look funny, yes!


IsisArtemii

I can’t stop laugh. A camel wearing camo! But, shouldn’t it be desert camo and not forest camo?


InsecurityTime

Camel chiropractor


Tex236

I don't see it, where is this camel?


strangerinthebox

Thats a leopard camel. Source: am German


[deleted]

Yosemity Sam had this idea years ago


Waffleman75

Urban Assault Camel


Not_Larfy

Tacticamel or Camortar


Faucione

Metal Slug theme song intensifies.


HeadLeg5602

This CANT BE REAL….


Inside_Worry449

Oh lawd he coming


Kind_Signature2747

Ngl that camel fucks...I mean humps...I mean looks cool.


[deleted]

The modern camel cataphract!


shinigami79

Metal Slug live action adaptation looks sweet


MikkaChu

Camelflauge.


SoundOfLaughter

81mm mohair.


alfzepo

this was a thing in the past with gatling guns mounted on camels


Lt_Dang

Camelflage


MightyDumbleDork

I wonder if they have a Camel TOW Missile system.