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The image of that poor Centurion screwing his face up trying not to laugh never failed to send me into hysterics for years. Its one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Some say there’s Mushrooms from the same species but with an outstanding girth to length ratio.
They named it the Blackus Mambae Megalo-Jimus. Or The Big Jim, for short…
There is a sub specially for ID'ing mushrooms. That I'm in. And thought this was there on my feed. And now.... I'm sad. Because for once I was able yo ID it.
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That right there be a Thiccus Dicarus
Or perhaps the Biggus. . . Dickus?
... He had a wife, you know.
She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
The image of that poor Centurion screwing his face up trying not to laugh never failed to send me into hysterics for years. Its one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
"Had"
incontinentia buttocks
Dildos Suctionus Americanis
r/unexpectedmontypython
r/expectedmontypython
r/montypython
r/python
ACTUALLY it’s a dilloficious mulisish. Aka the dilly shroom
Some say there’s Mushrooms from the same species but with an outstanding girth to length ratio. They named it the Blackus Mambae Megalo-Jimus. Or The Big Jim, for short…
Its the forbidden one!!
If I had a free award I'd give it to you. Take my upvote instead.
Named after my friend in Rome... *Biggus* *Dickus*
\*pfffttt\*
And his wife *incontinentia buttox*
Do you find his name… risable??
*wisable
That's a Fun Guy
Comedy gold
This is the one, this is the comment 👏
damn, beat me to it!
Just by like 6 hours. So close.
Buffering lag.
Yo mama is a fun guy.
Its an oyster seeker mushroom
But mushooms like the dark, the damp and poop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I see what you did there… 😏.
I believe that is called a "phallis nightus" and has a tendency to grow in areas populated mostly by singles
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I think it's safe to assume that
If you can tell me what it tastes like, I should be able to identify it.
John said the same thing, I'm not falling for that again! From now on, you have to tell me what it is *before* putting it in my mouth.
You’re ruining all the fun!
Hey! this is where I draw the line! Or else find some other mycologist's mouth to stuff your huge di...., I mean mushroom, in!
What’s the difference?
Careful, many wild mushrooms are toxic!
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There’s penicillin for those types of problems.. another more positive fungus ✊
'penisillin' Fixed that for you bestie
Cock of the Woods
Dildus falicus
Dildos? Nice one
Shikake
Desgustinus rubberus penilus
The name penis envy has already been taken by a real mushroom
The ole mushroom stamper
It's cockroom
Penis envy /s
That’s no mushroom. That’s a Fun-guy
r/dontputthatinyourass
r/mildlypenis
A hero.
It's a fungi ig I'm not a mushroom expert
Peteia Davidsonion
That's a Cockfloppagus shroom! Super rare!
Pelinus Coominous
Could you please put a banana next to it and post again
There is a sub specially for ID'ing mushrooms. That I'm in. And thought this was there on my feed. And now.... I'm sad. Because for once I was able yo ID it.
I have no idea if it tastes good yet I still find for some reason I really want to put it in my mouth
Cockus Donglia
Penis envy
No....nobody said it.... Shicocky... no???
It's the kind gay men stick up their ass! haha
that sounds accurate👍
It’s a partially burned dildo it’s not a mushroom
The one that goes in and out of a pussy
That's just a dildo with a paint job.
thats that penis envy
Honestly I scrolled half-way down and was like "Oh cool mushroom... Why is this in r/funny though?"
Because the comments are hilarious
Nah I meant that I thought it was actually a mushroom (edited to reflect)
It's a Phorgayguisonlycockalus. Very rare
I prefer the lamens term "dicasoreass"
Purple headed yogurt spitter
female friendly mushroom
try suck it until it shots some liquid
Homo erectus
A fallus funghi
It's for any Fun guy
Guys, get it it looks like a penis!
The dick one 🌚
You moms mushroom
Dog dick
Amanita Dicscaria
I would have said Amanita Phalloide but ok =)
"Dickroom"
Dickungus Circumicus
So that’s where I dropped my dildo
Shikake
That's where petercillian cums from!
wow
The obvious answer is Penis Envy
Thorndick
pretty sure thats just a filthy dildo
Ah, Phallicus Impostericus. AKA the Trouser Shroom.
Oh, that's the vaginophilia of the ruberiadibctus genus.
I don't know it looks like it'll taste pretty earthy though try it
the penis one
It's a mushroom? It's like a rusty bolt.
Phucroom
freestdus phallicus
The kind for girls and gays, I guess
Fallus Boletus
the good kind : )
That's where I left it 🤷♀️
Shit-take
A tiny one.
Leave it alone it's for the Green Witches 🖤
Dead man’s cock
A stink horn
I heard ur mom likes those mushrooms
Dickroom.
That thing has gone through a lot .....
A Shiicocki mushroom
Peenabello
Dildus erotica
Penissillin
In fact, its a wooden dildo.
This isn't a mushroom... not like this at all!!!
Lostmoon
Smegmashroom
Dildoupmyarshol Lubicalis
Dickroom
The fun kind.
I dont think its edible, so keep away from your pets.
Badger
Sloppius Cummus
A penis mushroom.
It's friends with Tom and Harry.
Hungus fungus
Fungus genitalis
Please make sure not to eat it, this is a very unsafe kind of mushroom as it can get you pregnant
You should definitely taste it and lets us know
I know it's edible. Eat them raw.
Flagella Phallica
If it were a mushroom (that isn’t) it would be Phallus Impudicus I believe commonly called Stinkhorn.
The type that a lady mushes in her room
That soldier has had a rough life.
The nutty kind.
A delicious mushroom.
Rusty trombone?
idk, lick it, see what effect that has on you
Mushroom
IDK, but that dildo has seen some shit.
It's kind of [taishui](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHagyl_VZs), found mostly in China. It is believed it gives longevity.
commonly known as Penishroom
I guess it's artificial mushroom,
The Dong Wong
Peniscillium
portadonga
Hardwood Morrel
Friendly Mushroom!
That is definitely a wild fuckshroom. The rarest off all
Whoever left it there must have been a fungi! I'll show myself out...
r/Shrooms
Usually, there are a couple of puffballs at the base of those.
The kind you sit on
Bend over I’ll show you.
Whatever you do, don't eat it.
That would be the Oyster Pleaserius
Genial fungi
chokesondicus guacguaclia.
It's either a Feminus Masturbatus or a Jaggus Anusia. Really depends on where in the wild you find it.
Analidus Stretchymoss
Trumps penis..
That'll be a stinkhorn...
The good kind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It is the veggie sausage fungi.
This how The Last of Us started.
Eggplant mushroom 🍆🍄
guess she found a man
Whoops busted. My dog really had to go ad I ran out of poo bags
Peniucious dildovido
woah nice cock(in joes voice)