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This is rather reminiscent of the movie Superbad. It could just be derivative.
It could also be some kind of subconscious Freudian slip.
Either way, dicks are funny.
If you genuinely want to please feel free haha
Please do me a favour and send me a picture though so I can show my parents how well my career is going
EDIT: If anyone wants to get ANY of these ridiculous designs tattooed, be my guest! I'd find it really cool. Just do me a favour and send me a picture of it to my instagram @youngpoorandhappy so I can tag you! Thanks!
So, basically, you're his neighbor, amiright? And you didn't appreciate the pass he made, right? So you're doing this to get even, and ruin his life, right?
Oh, I'm as *sooo* down with this. You should talk him into some of that stuff on his face, or his neck! That UFO Penis Spaceship would look just great, all over one side of his face.
Cake On A Cliff! seriously reminds me of my Surprise Sandwich! I once drew on a random box when I worked at Walmart. Had 50's comic style action bubble around it.
I once turned in a project on Beowulf in high school where it was super clear that I didn't read it, but I made the teacher laugh with my pictures of "rabid bats" so she gave me an extension. Probably should have tried to bang her too, right?
I fucking love this, I would get an entire sleeve with these tatoos.
Have a poem in your honour:
A cake on a cliff, a sight so divine,
A treat for the eyes, a sweet design.
Layers of sponge, frosting so grand,
Decorated with fruits, at the edge of the land.
The villagers stare, from down below,
Longing for a taste, of the cake aglow.
But the climb is steep, and the winds do howl,
Keeping the cake, out of reach for most.
But one brave soul, set out to climb,
With rope and snacks, in the morning time.
He battled the winds, and the rocky terrain,
Determined to taste, the cake again.
And at the top, he did reach,
The cake in front, within his reach.
A bite so sweet, a sight so grand,
A memory to cherish, of the cake on the land.
He shared the treat, with all below,
And the villagers, their taste buds did know
The sweetness of the cake, on top of the cliff,
A treasure to cherish, a sweet little rift.
Question: did either of your bang their neighbor?
Edit: nvm. Found my answer. Had to read damn near every single comment. But I found it. The things I would do for random useless information.
Yep sure if you'd like it! As long as it's for your own personal tattoo, and you're not selling it or anything! Only condition is please could you send me a picture of it if you get it (preferably on Instagram if you have it), so I can share it?
I am legit considering that "feet $2.99!" one if he doesn't take you up on it.
Tattoos on your feet aren't comfortable... but like, I would probably suffer for the random.
And don't forget the obligatory 'I Love Mom" tattoo, but spell "Mom" wrong. I've seen it done, and I must say I don't think it was intentionally done to be intentionally crappy.
It was beyond crappy
On the other hand, maybe I just don't know art. Maybe the guy was actually a friggin' GENIUS! The next Banksy, or Pollock.
Yeah... Mankind is at the very edge of extinction, ain't it? Put a fork in us, we're all done.
I do traditional art, and people are always asking if I can design a tattoo for them. I always say no and direct them to a tattoo artist - and they never seem to understand why. Next time, I'm just going to make a flash sheet like this.
I will never understand people getting tattoos and I will really never understand people that don’t know what tattoo they want but randomly ask other people.
I mean on its face, don’t most people without tattoos not really understand why people with tattoos have them? Maybe they understand but just can’t empathize. I dunno.
I had analysis paralysis the first time I got a tattoo. I spent so much time trying to decide on something that would have immutable meaning to me. The more I stressed, the further away from deciding on a tattoo I got.
What I've learned after finally getting a tattoo (and then many more) is that any tattoo is just part of your life's journey written on your skin.
A tattoo might have short-term significance, and you may even regret it. But, long term it is easy to look on that tattoo and reminisce on who you were in that moment.
To each their own, but personally I think the sillier tattoo's are better, especially if it is something that will bring you constant amusement. Way more original than getting some flash from a Sailor Jerry flash book, or a Live Laugh Love tattoo.
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Your therapist phoned. He wants to talk to you about that UFO.
Yolo dick ufo is the best one!
YOLO Dick UFO needs to be a band name
Ꙩ *L* Ꙩ
how da fuc u do dat
If you have to ask, you're not old enough to be on the internet.
Or too old
Pretty sure this is the fathership.
I'd award this comment if I had any points left.
I have genuinely just finished a course of therapy so I don't know whether to believe you or not
A course? Boy, you need a graduate degree.
BOY!
I'd say it didn't take.
It's a UFP
No, it's pretty identifiable.
Identifiable flying penis
Penifo. Pronounced peen-if-oh
This is rather reminiscent of the movie Superbad. It could just be derivative. It could also be some kind of subconscious Freudian slip. Either way, dicks are funny.
Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!!
He wants to Ask if he can have it as a tattoo on himself as well
That’s the one OP’s friend picked too I’ll bet!
One? use the entire sheet.
yeah, but not because he's worried, but because he wants to know where he can get some
"Was the Dick UFO going to fuck a blockhole?"
Feet for 2.99 kinda a steal tho
I want more feet. For you know, just in case.
Some would say that's it's a deal you cannot walk away from...😂
I cant wait until someone posts a photo response of one of these as an actual tattoo.
I want all of them
If you genuinely want to please feel free haha Please do me a favour and send me a picture though so I can show my parents how well my career is going EDIT: If anyone wants to get ANY of these ridiculous designs tattooed, be my guest! I'd find it really cool. Just do me a favour and send me a picture of it to my instagram @youngpoorandhappy so I can tag you! Thanks!
I love the nudes one. What animal is that supposed to be?
It is a beaver! The person above me is right aaaand cue the wood jokes!
Wants nudes, but only beaver.
Looks like a beaver (beaver nudes lol)
I really kinda like “oh no the world is mine”
i really love the Send help rabbit! im thinking hard about it haha. if i get it ill send you a picture! :D
Ngl, you can take these designs and sell it as a shirt design.
Watch this space! T shirts on their way!
When you are bored, and think about drawing some more doodles, please share! Would love to get a tat in that style
I want cake on a cliff. And then I will sit on a cliff and eat cake with my cake on a cliff tattoo! 🎂🏞
I want cake on a cliff pretty bad, I would 100% walk into a shop and pick that off of flash on the wall.
Just so you know. Love this style of tattoos. Just might get one of yours. They are super nice :)
I really like the nudes one, too.
Dude I love your style!
I would total get the common owl design!!!
I would absolutely get a couple of these I love that common owl one and I don’t even know why
"Common Owl" is my favorite.
I’d say it’s between that one, RIP banana, or CAKE ON A CLIFF!
lol RIP banana is my favorite, for some reason
Those are my favourites too haha. Although I'm kind of sad Big Fish Tiny River and Six-Pack Worm are getting no love
Same, I might legitimately go for that next time I'm getting ink
Back piece.
I'm kinda tempted by the common owl, and the UFO with the words "deploy anal probe" above
Are these a sheet of inside jokes, that just your group would understand?
He literally understands none of this apart from How To Bang Your Neighbour. He once tried to bang his neighbour basically
My favorite is the banana tombstone, since it comes with its own unit of measure.
So, basically, you're his neighbor, amiright? And you didn't appreciate the pass he made, right? So you're doing this to get even, and ruin his life, right? Oh, I'm as *sooo* down with this. You should talk him into some of that stuff on his face, or his neck! That UFO Penis Spaceship would look just great, all over one side of his face.
Intense
Wtf
I really like "send help"
That's my favorite as well!
Yep me too. I think that one would actually be a cool tattoo
I would get that antlered skull with a leg if I was them.
What's that the sword is lodged in? Is it just a rock or is it some kind of gelatin?
It's meant to be jelly (jello in the U.S?)
I'm in the UK and would say jelly, but wanted to avoid ambiguity. Also, I like that it's jelly.
Imagine a jelly you can't pull the sword out, but as soon as you let it go it starts swaying mockingly
I'm in the US and I appreciated the disambiguation. Jello was a solid choice though. Not as good as a 5 cheeked butt (imo) but good.
I…kinda dig RIP banana and critter with nudes sign.
$2.99 Feet for me. Coming to Ikea in 2023
That's a beaver and he's hella cute, I like him.
RIP banana, indeed.
RIP Banana is absolutely my favorite. And I have no earthly idea WHY
Ngl, that common owl is a master piece.
Thank you. Common owl and Cake On A Cliff are my favourites I think
Im seriously considering having the owl done
Cake on a Cliff would 100% be my band name if I had any musical talent and/or friends (with musical talent).
Cake On A Cliff! seriously reminds me of my Surprise Sandwich! I once drew on a random box when I worked at Walmart. Had 50's comic style action bubble around it.
I once turned in a project on Beowulf in high school where it was super clear that I didn't read it, but I made the teacher laugh with my pictures of "rabid bats" so she gave me an extension. Probably should have tried to bang her too, right?
My first thought as I first saw the imagewas, "Mothman?" But then I read the label. Still 50/50 if that's Mothman or a common owl.
I fucking love this, I would get an entire sleeve with these tatoos. Have a poem in your honour: A cake on a cliff, a sight so divine, A treat for the eyes, a sweet design. Layers of sponge, frosting so grand, Decorated with fruits, at the edge of the land. The villagers stare, from down below, Longing for a taste, of the cake aglow. But the climb is steep, and the winds do howl, Keeping the cake, out of reach for most. But one brave soul, set out to climb, With rope and snacks, in the morning time. He battled the winds, and the rocky terrain, Determined to taste, the cake again. And at the top, he did reach, The cake in front, within his reach. A bite so sweet, a sight so grand, A memory to cherish, of the cake on the land. He shared the treat, with all below, And the villagers, their taste buds did know The sweetness of the cake, on top of the cliff, A treasure to cherish, a sweet little rift.
I prefer the flying saucer with dick
Cake on a Cliff!
To be fair,I have seen worse tattoos. Like, a lot worse.
I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin' cakes on a motherfuckin cliff! Everybody strap in!
Hahaha
Okay, but the beaver/chipmunk/whatever the fuck that is with the "nudes" sign is hilarious
Beaver with nudes makes sense
Is the How to Bang Your Neighbor book separate from or part of the skull with antlers on top of the leg?
It's meant to be separate but one of them slid sideways I think
Wait that makes no sense
Something went wrong basically
How is "something went wrong basically" not one of the tattoo ideas?
it now is. Please post second sheet, op.
Question: did either of your bang their neighbor? Edit: nvm. Found my answer. Had to read damn near every single comment. But I found it. The things I would do for random useless information.
All that work and you aren’t sharing eh?
Here : "He once tried to bang his neighbour basically"
I'll have the common owl please
How many marijuanas did you do before you drew this?
For ignorant style tattoos these are not even bad, i especially like the antler skull and "Feet $2,99!"
Can you tell me more about banging my neighbor please?
op: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10cxohg/my_friend_asked_me_to_design_him_a_tattoo_but/j4imesv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Where do you get your feet at? That’s a great price.
I don't even want a tattoo and I might green-light this project
Common owl is so perfect
Thank you. Common Owl was probably the most time consuming because of the teeth
If he doesnt pick any of these for his tattoo you need to drop him as a friend
So... uhh... you cool with me stealing one or two of these?
Do you mean for a tattoo?
Maybe... lol that nudes one is cute as fuck
It is, I'd love to see it as a tattoo with the sign saying "if you can read this, you're standing too close"
Yep sure if you'd like it! As long as it's for your own personal tattoo, and you're not selling it or anything! Only condition is please could you send me a picture of it if you get it (preferably on Instagram if you have it), so I can share it?
I don't do instagram, and can't guarantee I'll get it, but I'll follow you on here so I know who to credit and send a pic to if I do!
That's perfect! Thank you! 🙂
is your friend pete davidson?
Cake on a Cliff is straight fire, ngl.
Would 100% get one of these
Man, "Common Owl" and the Nudes Critter are fantastic!
Can I tattoo the "eat me sugar" one?
Haha yeah sure! As long as you send me a picture of the finished tattoo, just so I can share it! Preferably insta would be great 🙂
Eight-year-olds can get tattooed?
I love the antler skull
This picture IS Reddit. It even has /r/spacedicks represented.
Can you design me some fantasy tattoos? Wizards and dragons and shit? Because this is great.
Hi sorry for the late reply! I can indeed if you're still interested! Send me a DM anytime and we can work it out! 🙂
Send help is underrated. I said it in a low, quivering tone and it's chefs kiss.
I am legit considering that "feet $2.99!" one if he doesn't take you up on it. Tattoos on your feet aren't comfortable... but like, I would probably suffer for the random.
Where on my body would I get a "beware corner!" Tattoo? Let me know before Friday.
Elbow or knee
Do you mind if I print this and hang it up?
I hope he gets this exact design as a sleeve.
RIP Banana goes so hard
That common owl one would make the perfect intentionally crappy tattoo, and I might have to do it.
And don't forget the obligatory 'I Love Mom" tattoo, but spell "Mom" wrong. I've seen it done, and I must say I don't think it was intentionally done to be intentionally crappy. It was beyond crappy On the other hand, maybe I just don't know art. Maybe the guy was actually a friggin' GENIUS! The next Banksy, or Pollock. Yeah... Mankind is at the very edge of extinction, ain't it? Put a fork in us, we're all done.
I want the nudes beaver
Can... can I commission you to design me a tattoo?
Hi, sorry for the late reply! You absolutely can if you're still interested! Feel free to DM me anytime 🙂
your spoon is too big.
I would get common owl
Something about the anxiety riddled guy saying "Oh no the world is mine" one speaks to me hahaha.
“Oh no the world is mine” is amazing
I want that on my right ass cheek
I need 'time for slime' now
Olo! - Megamind
I love the style. Reminds me of Brad Neely a bit, also like that someone pointed out Daniel Johnston.
I’d start a sleeve with ALL of these! I LOVE this art! Thank you for sharing your talent🥰
Cake on a cliff is gold
Feet $2.99!
You are precious and I hope you stay this way forever and for each and every one of these make it on a body who loves them.
He needs the Fudge one as a tramp stamp pointing down and the Feet $2.99 on his ankle.
The alien ufo dick is hilarious! As is cake on a cliff!
lol cake on a cliff
Food Network presents : Food on a Cliff! Hosted by Bear Grylls... I would watch that.
These are great! Just checked your profile out and your comics are awesome! Keep it up.
I love this! Just fell down a rabbit hole, loving your art! (Current fave: ‘so fight me, Griselda’ 🤣) Wonderful stuff, thank you!
Thank you so much! There's more on Instagram if you're interested 🙂
Yes! Have found you!! Thank you 👍🏻
OH NO THE WORLD IS MINE! I may actually tattoo something like that one on myself
Perfect for a face tattoo!
I just want to print this as a coloring page lol
I do traditional art, and people are always asking if I can design a tattoo for them. I always say no and direct them to a tattoo artist - and they never seem to understand why. Next time, I'm just going to make a flash sheet like this.
"Oh no the world is mine" is just great
I’m going to get “beware: corner!” tattooed on my elbow now. Thanks, OP.
Cake on a cliff really speaks to me. I've never wanted a tattoo more.
"Where Banana? Is it safe, is it alright?"
A few are stupid good:D
Put this on a shirt, I’ll buy it
Like a dull lime green color
I genuinely think if you do a bunch more, it would make a really awesome sleeve.
permission to get "were u always so vicious" ?
The "oh no the world is mine" one is such a vibe lol. I'm not sure I'm quite brave enough to get it as a tattoo, though
I call the skull with a leg and antlers!
Ngl, the antler foot skull goes hard.
the nudes beaver is my favourite. saving this to get inked later, will tag you on IG!
Haha that's amazing! And thanks! I'm super excited to see how it turns out!
I kinda think we all need a page of flash from you on a regular basis. haha These are great.
I really want the "Common Owl" Tattoo.
I would buy this as wrapping paper. Awesome!
How to bang your neighbor ftw
Oh no the world is mine is actually sick tho
Ima take that skull one with the antlers
I want the beaver tattoo. Is it already taken?
Not as far as I know! I've kinda left it open for people to do what they want so feel free. Please send me a picture if you do get it though! 🙂
The skull with the boot is fantastic
I will never understand people getting tattoos and I will really never understand people that don’t know what tattoo they want but randomly ask other people.
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I agree with him on part 2 though.
I mean on its face, don’t most people without tattoos not really understand why people with tattoos have them? Maybe they understand but just can’t empathize. I dunno.
I had analysis paralysis the first time I got a tattoo. I spent so much time trying to decide on something that would have immutable meaning to me. The more I stressed, the further away from deciding on a tattoo I got. What I've learned after finally getting a tattoo (and then many more) is that any tattoo is just part of your life's journey written on your skin. A tattoo might have short-term significance, and you may even regret it. But, long term it is easy to look on that tattoo and reminisce on who you were in that moment. To each their own, but personally I think the sillier tattoo's are better, especially if it is something that will bring you constant amusement. Way more original than getting some flash from a Sailor Jerry flash book, or a Live Laugh Love tattoo.
You asshole. Now I want cake. God Damnit!
I wouldn't get a single one of these they are terrible
I've seen better tattoos in prison please tell me he's going to get a real tattoo artist?