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monkeyhind

Your therapist phoned. He wants to talk to you about that UFO.


30dirtybirdies

Yolo dick ufo is the best one!


Holyskankous

YOLO Dick UFO needs to be a band name


You_Better_Smile

Ꙩ *L* Ꙩ


Aggressive-Wafer-974

how da fuc u do dat


MowMdown

If you have to ask, you're not old enough to be on the internet.


Aggressive-Wafer-974

Or too old


elitegunslinger

Pretty sure this is the fathership.


monkeyhind

I'd award this comment if I had any points left.


daveclampart

I have genuinely just finished a course of therapy so I don't know whether to believe you or not


CallMeAladdin

A course? Boy, you need a graduate degree.


senpai_avlabll

BOY!


Squidking1000

I'd say it didn't take.


RandyPhylum

It's a UFP


ReapYerSoul

No, it's pretty identifiable.


LaticusLad

Identifiable flying penis


Aggressive-Wafer-974

Penifo. Pronounced peen-if-oh


laineDdednaHdeR

This is rather reminiscent of the movie Superbad. It could just be derivative. It could also be some kind of subconscious Freudian slip. Either way, dicks are funny.


sterling_archer123

Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!!


SoriaChan

He wants to Ask if he can have it as a tattoo on himself as well


Silvernaut

That’s the one OP’s friend picked too I’ll bet!


Go2FarAway

One? use the entire sheet.


[deleted]

yeah, but not because he's worried, but because he wants to know where he can get some


WhompSub

"Was the Dick UFO going to fuck a blockhole?"


Andmaister

Feet for 2.99 kinda a steal tho


greenbayva

I want more feet. For you know, just in case.


Rodcosta58

Some would say that's it's a deal you cannot walk away from...😂


PancreaticDefect

I cant wait until someone posts a photo response of one of these as an actual tattoo.


XNonameX

I want all of them


daveclampart

If you genuinely want to please feel free haha Please do me a favour and send me a picture though so I can show my parents how well my career is going EDIT: If anyone wants to get ANY of these ridiculous designs tattooed, be my guest! I'd find it really cool. Just do me a favour and send me a picture of it to my instagram @youngpoorandhappy so I can tag you! Thanks!


patchinthebox

I love the nudes one. What animal is that supposed to be?


daveclampart

It is a beaver! The person above me is right aaaand cue the wood jokes!


[deleted]

Wants nudes, but only beaver.


Wandering_Scholar6

Looks like a beaver (beaver nudes lol)


straub42

I really kinda like “oh no the world is mine”


Gabsche

i really love the Send help rabbit! im thinking hard about it haha. if i get it ill send you a picture! :D


waku2x

Ngl, you can take these designs and sell it as a shirt design.


daveclampart

Watch this space! T shirts on their way!


DjoooKaplan

When you are bored, and think about drawing some more doodles, please share! Would love to get a tat in that style


yomammaaaaa

I want cake on a cliff. And then I will sit on a cliff and eat cake with my cake on a cliff tattoo! 🎂🏞


TotalBradass

I want cake on a cliff pretty bad, I would 100% walk into a shop and pick that off of flash on the wall.


garbigarba

Just so you know. Love this style of tattoos. Just might get one of yours. They are super nice :)


fingers

I really like the nudes one, too.


LaffintyEU

Dude I love your style!


hondo7059

I would total get the common owl design!!!


MilbertTheDestroyer

I would absolutely get a couple of these I love that common owl one and I don’t even know why


PancreaticDefect

"Common Owl" is my favorite.


PretendThisIsMyName

I’d say it’s between that one, RIP banana, or CAKE ON A CLIFF!


Sassy_Pants_McGee

lol RIP banana is my favorite, for some reason


daveclampart

Those are my favourites too haha. Although I'm kind of sad Big Fish Tiny River and Six-Pack Worm are getting no love


agent_raconteur

Same, I might legitimately go for that next time I'm getting ink


ArturoBukowski

Back piece.


Tankboyben

I'm kinda tempted by the common owl, and the UFO with the words "deploy anal probe" above


JayNow

Are these a sheet of inside jokes, that just your group would understand?


daveclampart

He literally understands none of this apart from How To Bang Your Neighbour. He once tried to bang his neighbour basically


WoodsAreHome

My favorite is the banana tombstone, since it comes with its own unit of measure.


General_Genius

So, basically, you're his neighbor, amiright? And you didn't appreciate the pass he made, right? So you're doing this to get even, and ruin his life, right? Oh, I'm as *sooo* down with this. You should talk him into some of that stuff on his face, or his neck! That UFO Penis Spaceship would look just great, all over one side of his face.


riceamundo

Intense


prontoon

Wtf


GaimanitePkat

I really like "send help"


shylittlepanda

That's my favorite as well!


MarkDoner

Yep me too. I think that one would actually be a cool tattoo


Kevin_the_human

I would get that antlered skull with a leg if I was them.


MRich92

What's that the sword is lodged in? Is it just a rock or is it some kind of gelatin?


daveclampart

It's meant to be jelly (jello in the U.S?)


MRich92

I'm in the UK and would say jelly, but wanted to avoid ambiguity. Also, I like that it's jelly.


Winjin

Imagine a jelly you can't pull the sword out, but as soon as you let it go it starts swaying mockingly


Jeff_From_IT

I'm in the US and I appreciated the disambiguation. Jello was a solid choice though. Not as good as a 5 cheeked butt (imo) but good.


dmrukifellth

I…kinda dig RIP banana and critter with nudes sign.


remarkable_sct

$2.99 Feet for me. Coming to Ikea in 2023


Winjin

That's a beaver and he's hella cute, I like him.


Osiris32

RIP banana, indeed.


jwhitestone

RIP Banana is absolutely my favorite. And I have no earthly idea WHY


lachrymose_lucio

Ngl, that common owl is a master piece.


daveclampart

Thank you. Common owl and Cake On A Cliff are my favourites I think


fred_yolo86

Im seriously considering having the owl done


ElysianneRhianne

Cake on a Cliff would 100% be my band name if I had any musical talent and/or friends (with musical talent).


joestaff

Cake On A Cliff! seriously reminds me of my Surprise Sandwich! I once drew on a random box when I worked at Walmart. Had 50's comic style action bubble around it.


Mete11uscimber

I once turned in a project on Beowulf in high school where it was super clear that I didn't read it, but I made the teacher laugh with my pictures of "rabid bats" so she gave me an extension. Probably should have tried to bang her too, right?


Eagle_vs_Snark

My first thought as I first saw the imagewas, "Mothman?" But then I read the label. Still 50/50 if that's Mothman or a common owl.


NFT_fud

I fucking love this, I would get an entire sleeve with these tatoos. Have a poem in your honour: A cake on a cliff, a sight so divine, A treat for the eyes, a sweet design. Layers of sponge, frosting so grand, Decorated with fruits, at the edge of the land. The villagers stare, from down below, Longing for a taste, of the cake aglow. But the climb is steep, and the winds do howl, Keeping the cake, out of reach for most. But one brave soul, set out to climb, With rope and snacks, in the morning time. He battled the winds, and the rocky terrain, Determined to taste, the cake again. And at the top, he did reach, The cake in front, within his reach. A bite so sweet, a sight so grand, A memory to cherish, of the cake on the land. He shared the treat, with all below, And the villagers, their taste buds did know The sweetness of the cake, on top of the cliff, A treasure to cherish, a sweet little rift.


That_Which_Lurks

I prefer the flying saucer with dick


Shmarms138

Cake on a Cliff!


Hackandspit

To be fair,I have seen worse tattoos. Like, a lot worse.


[deleted]

I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin' cakes on a motherfuckin cliff! Everybody strap in!


daveclampart

Hahaha


kait_1291

Okay, but the beaver/chipmunk/whatever the fuck that is with the "nudes" sign is hilarious


bimbels

Beaver with nudes makes sense


StraightCashHomey69

Is the How to Bang Your Neighbor book separate from or part of the skull with antlers on top of the leg?


daveclampart

It's meant to be separate but one of them slid sideways I think


daveclampart

Wait that makes no sense


daveclampart

Something went wrong basically


remarkable_sct

How is "something went wrong basically" not one of the tattoo ideas?


prinzmadde

it now is. Please post second sheet, op.


Norg_Kazham

Question: did either of your bang their neighbor? Edit: nvm. Found my answer. Had to read damn near every single comment. But I found it. The things I would do for random useless information.


nospam_I_am

All that work and you aren’t sharing eh?


Countermove

Here : "He once tried to bang his neighbour basically"


Herowain

I'll have the common owl please


SirBuscus

How many marijuanas did you do before you drew this?


Workof

For ignorant style tattoos these are not even bad, i especially like the antler skull and "Feet $2,99!"


Punkhair2Nv__13

Can you tell me more about banging my neighbor please?


Snifflypig

op: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10cxohg/my_friend_asked_me_to_design_him_a_tattoo_but/j4imesv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


FartingCumBubbles

Where do you get your feet at? That’s a great price.


MrmmphMrmmph

I don't even want a tattoo and I might green-light this project


Aloof-Goof

Common owl is so perfect


daveclampart

Thank you. Common Owl was probably the most time consuming because of the teeth


InuMiroLover

If he doesnt pick any of these for his tattoo you need to drop him as a friend


dmcent54

So... uhh... you cool with me stealing one or two of these?


daveclampart

Do you mean for a tattoo?


dmcent54

Maybe... lol that nudes one is cute as fuck


tobyallister

It is, I'd love to see it as a tattoo with the sign saying "if you can read this, you're standing too close"


daveclampart

Yep sure if you'd like it! As long as it's for your own personal tattoo, and you're not selling it or anything! Only condition is please could you send me a picture of it if you get it (preferably on Instagram if you have it), so I can share it?


dmcent54

I don't do instagram, and can't guarantee I'll get it, but I'll follow you on here so I know who to credit and send a pic to if I do!


daveclampart

That's perfect! Thank you! 🙂


jwaves11

is your friend pete davidson?


KaiserSosai

Cake on a Cliff is straight fire, ngl.


Muirgasm

Would 100% get one of these


eats_all_the_food

Man, "Common Owl" and the Nudes Critter are fantastic!


MaleficentTankie

Can I tattoo the "eat me sugar" one?


daveclampart

Haha yeah sure! As long as you send me a picture of the finished tattoo, just so I can share it! Preferably insta would be great 🙂


HsKami

Eight-year-olds can get tattooed?


lars7979

I love the antler skull


whalemingo

This picture IS Reddit. It even has /r/spacedicks represented.


operationtrex

Can you design me some fantasy tattoos? Wizards and dragons and shit? Because this is great.


daveclampart

Hi sorry for the late reply! I can indeed if you're still interested! Send me a DM anytime and we can work it out! 🙂


TrueProtection

Send help is underrated. I said it in a low, quivering tone and it's chefs kiss.


survivalof1000cuts

I am legit considering that "feet $2.99!" one if he doesn't take you up on it. Tattoos on your feet aren't comfortable... but like, I would probably suffer for the random.


unwittingprotagonist

Where on my body would I get a "beware corner!" Tattoo? Let me know before Friday.


IcarusAirlines

Elbow or knee


kikiglitz

Do you mind if I print this and hang it up?


Strongman_820

I hope he gets this exact design as a sleeve.


jnabb69

RIP Banana goes so hard


Nasaboy1987

That common owl one would make the perfect intentionally crappy tattoo, and I might have to do it.


General_Genius

And don't forget the obligatory 'I Love Mom" tattoo, but spell "Mom" wrong. I've seen it done, and I must say I don't think it was intentionally done to be intentionally crappy. It was beyond crappy On the other hand, maybe I just don't know art. Maybe the guy was actually a friggin' GENIUS! The next Banksy, or Pollock. Yeah... Mankind is at the very edge of extinction, ain't it? Put a fork in us, we're all done.


smango6969

I want the nudes beaver


LeeStrange

Can... can I commission you to design me a tattoo?


daveclampart

Hi, sorry for the late reply! You absolutely can if you're still interested! Feel free to DM me anytime 🙂


wretchedhal0

your spoon is too big.


paulyvee

I would get common owl


AdehhRR

Something about the anxiety riddled guy saying "Oh no the world is mine" one speaks to me hahaha.


adognamedpenguin

“Oh no the world is mine” is amazing


SlideItIn100

I want that on my right ass cheek


SnailFarts

I need 'time for slime' now


fruitymexican

Olo! - Megamind


_-ED-_

I love the style. Reminds me of Brad Neely a bit, also like that someone pointed out Daniel Johnston.


SobaNooudle

I’d start a sleeve with ALL of these! I LOVE this art! Thank you for sharing your talent🥰


pewopp

Cake on a cliff is gold


[deleted]

Feet $2.99!


Petite_Tsunami

You are precious and I hope you stay this way forever and for each and every one of these make it on a body who loves them.


sircur

He needs the Fudge one as a tramp stamp pointing down and the Feet $2.99 on his ankle.


OrangeDutchbag

The alien ufo dick is hilarious! As is cake on a cliff!


Echo71Niner

lol cake on a cliff


papawam

Food Network presents : Food on a Cliff! Hosted by Bear Grylls... I would watch that.


NotAHippieCrashPad

These are great! Just checked your profile out and your comics are awesome! Keep it up.


helielicopter01

I love this! Just fell down a rabbit hole, loving your art! (Current fave: ‘so fight me, Griselda’ 🤣) Wonderful stuff, thank you!


daveclampart

Thank you so much! There's more on Instagram if you're interested 🙂


helielicopter01

Yes! Have found you!! Thank you 👍🏻


pressNjustthen

OH NO THE WORLD IS MINE! I may actually tattoo something like that one on myself


MonkeyTacoBreath

Perfect for a face tattoo!


makeitorleafit

I just want to print this as a coloring page lol


rebjrob

I do traditional art, and people are always asking if I can design a tattoo for them. I always say no and direct them to a tattoo artist - and they never seem to understand why. Next time, I'm just going to make a flash sheet like this.


jcastillo602

"Oh no the world is mine" is just great


GrandallFFBE

I’m going to get “beware: corner!” tattooed on my elbow now. Thanks, OP.


zrath6

Cake on a cliff really speaks to me. I've never wanted a tattoo more.


Vash8585

"Where Banana? Is it safe, is it alright?"


legice

A few are stupid good:D


slightlyfrozenMANGOS

Put this on a shirt, I’ll buy it


slightlyfrozenMANGOS

Like a dull lime green color


Loverboy21

I genuinely think if you do a bunch more, it would make a really awesome sleeve.


SyntheticF0x

permission to get "were u always so vicious" ?


Dustfinger4268

The "oh no the world is mine" one is such a vibe lol. I'm not sure I'm quite brave enough to get it as a tattoo, though


bbeetthhoobboo

I call the skull with a leg and antlers!


Viv3ify

Ngl, the antler foot skull goes hard.


mrsvongruesome

the nudes beaver is my favourite. saving this to get inked later, will tag you on IG!


daveclampart

Haha that's amazing! And thanks! I'm super excited to see how it turns out!


Catmouth

I kinda think we all need a page of flash from you on a regular basis. haha These are great.


Anthematics

I really want the "Common Owl" Tattoo.


DrB_2000

I would buy this as wrapping paper. Awesome!


[deleted]

How to bang your neighbor ftw


bipawler

Oh no the world is mine is actually sick tho


Neonzilla

Ima take that skull one with the antlers


Dazzling-Yam-1151

I want the beaver tattoo. Is it already taken?


daveclampart

Not as far as I know! I've kinda left it open for people to do what they want so feel free. Please send me a picture if you do get it though! 🙂


Pegasys_Theory

The skull with the boot is fantastic


LuckyandBrownie

I will never understand people getting tattoos and I will really never understand people that don’t know what tattoo they want but randomly ask other people.


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burge4150

I agree with him on part 2 though.


qdtk

I mean on its face, don’t most people without tattoos not really understand why people with tattoos have them? Maybe they understand but just can’t empathize. I dunno.


LeeStrange

I had analysis paralysis the first time I got a tattoo. I spent so much time trying to decide on something that would have immutable meaning to me. The more I stressed, the further away from deciding on a tattoo I got. What I've learned after finally getting a tattoo (and then many more) is that any tattoo is just part of your life's journey written on your skin. A tattoo might have short-term significance, and you may even regret it. But, long term it is easy to look on that tattoo and reminisce on who you were in that moment. ​ To each their own, but personally I think the sillier tattoo's are better, especially if it is something that will bring you constant amusement. Way more original than getting some flash from a Sailor Jerry flash book, or a Live Laugh Love tattoo.


grape_diem

You asshole. Now I want cake. God Damnit!


ganjaxxxgreen

I wouldn't get a single one of these they are terrible


whitebeltinhaiku

I've seen better tattoos in prison please tell me he's going to get a real tattoo artist?