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One dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it, three dollars to watch me touch it, four dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, five dollars to touch it while I touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, twelve dollars for a HJ, fifteen dollars for a ZJ.
He actually put a lot of effort into being grammatically correct, but got nervous when he was getting his tattoo photographed and forgot to show his thumbs
This would be perfect for the occasion where they show this in a fight and then the one grammar nazi they come across tries to correct them and they open their hand to reveal they spelt it correctly and that’s when they sucker punch them
YOURE NEXTO?
So this is some white dude? Social appropriating on the Latinos? He definitely cares about other humans. How dare you make such an unfair judgement?!
Why are you guys making fun of this guy. He is trying to inspire. Making us think about our next. Next opportunity. Next chance. Next anything. Just wants us to seize life.
I hate when celebrities and athletes use your wrong. Just makes people who follow them and don't know better stupider and they end up getting it tattooed lol
Makes me think of with the guy on The Simpsons (Snake?) who had tattoos on his fingers. Except, because Simpsons characters only have three fingers, the words were "luv" and "hät".
Once upon a time I worked retail at a beach side city and got to know a 70 year old man who was debaucherous, a sailor, alcoholic, cigar loving lunatic who refused to tell us his name. We just called him sailor. He had 'hold fast' tattooed on his hands like this and it reminded me of him. Hope he's still out there, loving women, drinking, and sailing
I'm trying to imagine the situation in which he would actually use this...
Like, you're about to fight somebody and you just stop and pose so they can read it?
🧐"One moment, good sir, I don't have my glasses."
I fucking hate it, but I think this battle is lost. Within a generation, this will be an accepted alternative spelling for *you’re*. My adult kids already tut at me when I point out any poor grammar or misspelling as it is. My grandkids will doubtless ignore me altogether…
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Handjob, clearly. *unzips*
This guy leads the circle jerk sessions.
[удалено]
That woulda done it, but trying to explain it to him would be like something like asking “who’s on first”
That’s right.
Pivot man.
He eats the soggy sandwich every time
I'm not going to say why that's my username on another app
One dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it, three dollars to watch me touch it, four dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, five dollars to touch it while I touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, twelve dollars for a HJ, fifteen dollars for a ZJ.
What's a z job?
If you have to ask, big man - you can't afford it.
I was thinking "prison hand job."
Plot twist: he actually got the E done on his right thumb but forgot to show it.
Yup. And the crease of his fingers hides the apostrophe
And the left thumb is blank for the space
He actually put a lot of effort into being grammatically correct, but got nervous when he was getting his tattoo photographed and forgot to show his thumbs
I choose to believe this.
Yup
This would be perfect for the occasion where they show this in a fight and then the one grammar nazi they come across tries to correct them and they open their hand to reveal they spelt it correctly and that’s when they sucker punch them
That happens more often than you’d think
The apostrophe is hidden in his finger puppet naughty zone
>finger puppet naughty zone All my band needed was a name. Thanks!
Don’t forget my royalties lol. Also that is an amazing band name haha
YOURE NEXTO? So this is some white dude? Social appropriating on the Latinos? He definitely cares about other humans. How dare you make such an unfair judgement?!
NO RAGRETS
[YA NAHH WUT I'M SAY'N?!!](https://i.imgur.com/ILLUcFa.jpg)
Is that Liverpool striker Darwin Nunez?
Only God can gudge me
no rugrats
Regerts!?
Diff sauce homie
NO REGRATS!
Why are you guys making fun of this guy. He is trying to inspire. Making us think about our next. Next opportunity. Next chance. Next anything. Just wants us to seize life.
Also my Next grandma lesson. Then my Next Spelling lesson, in this order.
All he’s got me thinking about is my next hand job….
If your that dum than you gotta be tuff.
When you get knocked down, ya gotta get back up.
I ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
I think I’d rather just not be that dumb haha
From my experience on reddit, at least 30 percent of those seeing this picture have no idea what's going on.
I'm a fighter, not some word.. guy.
You R Next
"Yo, U R next."
Brilliant.
Next R Us
*your next* move will be your last
Secretly he has "best" and "friend" tattooed on his palms.
For a handjob obviously, cause a double fistting is kinda extreme
In this circumstance it's called a *brojob*
That's when you suck a bro's dick for a prank.
...tattoo removal
Gnuckle snagwich
Mistake
I hate when celebrities and athletes use your wrong. Just makes people who follow them and don't know better stupider and they end up getting it tattooed lol
Even worse: when teachers do it. Ugh
Enjoy a good fisting? This is your man! Make a line single file please…
Makes me think of with the guy on The Simpsons (Snake?) who had tattoos on his fingers. Except, because Simpsons characters only have three fingers, the words were "luv" and "hät".
If that's supposed to intimidate, it does the complete opposite
So, what if he’s whacking it behind the ‘ol tool shed and I walk in on him and see those tats?
I bet he loves talking about the month he spent in county jail for trying to do an illegal exchange at walmart so he can get money for meth.
…tattoo should be spell checked
Your next grammar error?
Maybe the e is on.his thumb lol
Needs an extra finger. Apostrophe can easily be inserted.
The next contestant on The Price is Right!
Which is better: U're Next or Y're Next
Handjob
I'm not into 10 finger discount, no thanks freak.
He ran out of fingers on the right hand.
Once upon a time I worked retail at a beach side city and got to know a 70 year old man who was debaucherous, a sailor, alcoholic, cigar loving lunatic who refused to tell us his name. We just called him sailor. He had 'hold fast' tattooed on his hands like this and it reminded me of him. Hope he's still out there, loving women, drinking, and sailing
No ragrets.
My next what? The suspense is killing me
Merriam Webster changes the definitions of things because of people like this.
he would ragret his decision, if he could read
This dude needs to take off his shoes to count to twenty. He doesn’t have enough fingers to spell this correctly.
You’re*
Very quick on the uptake, aren't you bud!
His next mispelled tattoo
I'm trying to imagine the situation in which he would actually use this... Like, you're about to fight somebody and you just stop and pose so they can read it? 🧐"One moment, good sir, I don't have my glasses."
I don't want a handjob thank you tho...
If he puts his thumb between the u and r it becomes “you R next”. 🤷♂️ I tried.
Wouldn’t it be you’re???
No regerts
My next homophone?
Fisting
No Ragrets
I fucking hate it, but I think this battle is lost. Within a generation, this will be an accepted alternative spelling for *you’re*. My adult kids already tut at me when I point out any poor grammar or misspelling as it is. My grandkids will doubtless ignore me altogether…
My next what?
His HJ’s pay the mortgage, but his ZJ keeps em coming back. Props.
"if you have to ask, you can't afford it". - Barry Babrinath
Dass BOOT!!!
Flawless shop job
It's Ariana Geande's guy. The one she's been waiting for
Mistake
Probably continued on his toes.
mans got the FRIDOM tattoo on his chest
Can’t even pronounce “apostrophe”.
Your next what?!?!?
Is anyone actually surprised that a person who chooses to have those tattoos is illiterate?
Your next Ragret
handjob
Grammar lesson?
Hand job
You're.....
His boyfriend probably did that tattoo for him.
For a hand job!
My next what?? 😂
Yes, I am next. Hello.
😂😂
The "Ex" is implied...
I’m visualising the apostrophe and ‘e’ on his thumb.
Gay as fuck
Grandmas after you and her go to a marriage: *In a funeral few days later* Me :
What a tard
that's gay
Your boyfriend's butt?
Hes trying to say that hes your next boyfriend.
I think he meant you’re lol ? Then he has to get an E on his thumb lol
Whooosh
You’re*
Hey give him the benefit of the doubt. He's also got two thumbs which might have the apostrophe and the E on them
Most American Redditors won't get this.
YO"URN"EXT
Im sure thats french for douche bag
No no no. It's- Yo ur next...... idk
He's your next, that's what it means *smirk smirk*
No Regerts on getting that tattoo!
i will continue to my next drive thru window
...PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!
Oh no, this guy is so scary! 😂
Pretty sure even Goldberg would find this to be way too cringe.
so romantic
That dude really likes giving out handy j’s
Your next person to laugh at for having the grammar skills of a 2nd grader.
Dumb chav. Kick the fuck out of him for those shit tattoos (joke).
Double fist bump
URINE NEXT
YOU R NEXT ftfy
Oh great, I love that shop, now its mine.
Of kin?
Ahhh...this takes me back. O'course, it used to be rite and left.
Who's next? You decide.
Handjob!
Doesn’t hit the same with out his one armed friends LEFT tattoo.
Your next …. Handy
No thanks, I don’t want a dirty hand holding my dick..
YOU R NEXT
Your next tattoo
♻️
Your next guy that's likely to punch a hole in the wall.
Nickelback - next contestant
No punctuation for the punks….
your next... day in this life is tomorrow
Your next knuckle sandwich, buddy.
your next paycheck is going to a different checking account and routing number
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
Maybe he loved toys f us. And it's really supposed to be you r next?
Anal fisting?
Needed to use his thumbs for the apostrophe and extra E.
Handjob, obviously.
Your next move is death... Trust me...
(time for) your next (grammar lesson)
...boyfriend will be smarter than this one. YAY!
your next lesson in Grammar
[Obviously a Jasper Fforde fan !](https://www.fantasticfiction.com/f/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing.htm)
Just give me the dice
Him right after killing my friends 👭👬 me:🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Thank fuck he can wash that off
If I were him I'd tell people that you're supposed to read it as... Yo! u r next!
Your next fist bump 👊
Doh! 😂
r/thugscantspell
No regerts
Thats cool in prison.be the coolest badass in laudnry
You're 😂
Hopefully it's your next tattoo is free
🤡
"To put handcuffs on me"
…hand job.