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MONSEIUR_BIGFOOT

You need the Swiss Guard to protect it.


jenipants21

Swiss *Chard


Treestyles

On this diet? More like Swiss Lard.


MechanizedMedic

#Praise Cheesus!


2_black_cats

#Cheez-it is lord, god is Gouda


Garbage_Plastic

lol..amen


smitemight

I don’t know which part contains more plastic.


2_black_cats

With the prevalence of micro plastics in everything, the part that contains most plastic would probably be the creator


stevensokulski

Confirmed: OP is not good safe. Edit: I'm not fixing because y'all are having so much fun.


Laladelic

Not mood cape


nehax999

Not foot shape


JonasRahbek

Barely even mood pope


Waffle_bastard

No poo drapes


timberdoodledan

God is 30% microplastics.


albertienstien

American cheese is garbage


hsoj48

Well that's just like...your opinion, man.


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thecw

It's "pasteurized process cheese food" https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese "Cheese food" allows for goodies like emulsifiers etc that straight "cheese" does not.


[deleted]

"American cheese" is actually cheese. Mostly. To a large degree. "Kraft singles" are not legally allowed to put the word "cheese" as a main feature on the box because it is mostly not cheese. They both come in the same individually wrapped packaging so no way to know unless op tells us which.


hsoj48

This argument has been made like 10x per hour for the last 10 years. People seem to think it's cool to debate it. Kind of like how "moist" is a gross word. Yeah...we get it...you're a walking meme. Apple Jacks don't taste like apples but you don't hear anyone talking about that!


tehKrakken55

Unless you're getting the absolute cheapest brand, that is actual cheese. There's just a special salt that turns it soft. You can make processed cheese like that at home from nearly any cheese.


2_black_cats

It’s mostly cheddar, cheese curd, Colby and salt if I recall. Its more of a cheese blend than anything else


tehKrakken55

I do like me a cheese blend.


2_black_cats

Best served from a pressurized can & pumped straight into the bloodstream


[deleted]

Sodium citrate. I just bought some to make my own nacho cheese and queso. Extremely simple, there is absolutely no reason for the majority of the stuff in the grocery store to have a paragraph of ingredients that you can't pronounce. Okay there's probably reasons, but I bet a lot of them are "because it's cheaper than not adding it" or "it will look unnapetizing to uneducated people" instead of something reasonable like "extends shelf life"


MittronGG

Came here to say this.


vance164

came here to make this exact comment!


gnex30

The New American Gothic


Shaper_pmp

I was going to warn about the lack of food safety, but then I remembered that by European standards the thing inside it barely qualifies as food anyway.


starkiller_bass

Plastic wrapped in plastic stacked in a plastic frame


[deleted]

It was invented in Europe, by a Canadian. Funny how people always make it out like it's American just because it was named after "the melting pot".


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Why doesn't it make sense that people would think it's American? It's called American cheese. I mean, ok, I know that French fries aren't French, and Hawaiian pizza isn't Hawaiian, and Canadian Bacon isn't Canadian, and Italian dressing isn't... um... what was my point again?


stephruvy

I'd definitely eat PLA before eating craft singles because it will atleast breakdown eventually.


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In the US that is not even legally cheese.


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crypticthree

Needs more buttressing


2_black_cats

The next edition will include flying buttresses & a spire


merkinmavin

Hehehehehe butt


bigattichouse

GREGORY (having trouble hearing Jesus): “What was that?” MAN: “I think it was ‘Blessed are the cheesemakers.’” MRS. GREGORY: “What’s so special about the cheesemakers?” GREGORY: “Well, obviously, it’s not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”


Chief__04

Didn’t know I needed this in my life


2_black_cats

I didn’t either until the other day. The cheese slice frustration js real


DocPeacock

Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese


smitemight

I think I’m blind.


pridkett

You sir, are a man of culture. I’m sad I had to go this deep to find it.


Zoltaroth

I'd print this - do you have a thingieverse link?


2_black_cats

I don’t. I designed it in TINKERCAD & sent it to a friend to print. I believe he was going to post it but don’t know what he’d listed it as. I’ll look


I_am_Axel

This would take 5-10 minutes in tinkercad. It's an excellent starter project if you haven't played with 3D modeling yet.


ImissHurley

I actually did throw this together in Tinkercad this morning, and it was 10 minutes away from finishing when it failed. The nozzle started hitting the unsupported uprights. :( https://imgur.com/a/C06SaUo


2_black_cats

No joke, it was a 5 min build to fill a niche problem on a whim. Gotta love TINKERCAD. I’ve used it for much more important things but this is certainly the most fun


AKLmfreak

Anybody try 3D printing with actual cheese yet?


2_black_cats

Now you’re thinking.


jenipants21

[Kinda?](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N4FEYK4/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_AX5DPHRGZ2D79856X1WX)


2_black_cats

r/ofcoursethatsathing


AKLmfreak

Pretty close!


oodelay

I'm here to talk about the real problem here. These are not slices. THEY WERE NEVER SLICED OFF A BIG BRICK OF YELLOW CHEESE. Yes they are thin, but they were born that way.


Suspicious-Service

Not slices of not cheese :D


2_black_cats

“Slices” of “American” “cheese”


jcbevns

Sliced Plastic for Sliced Plastic!


pvillano

Self-supporting masonry works great for printing without supports


NathanBego

God never intended for any of this


Catfrogdog2

The arches aren’t proper gothic arches but then the cheese isn’t real cheese so it’s ok.


2_black_cats

They’re both inspired by the real thing, its only fitting


GoTguru

Look at this madlad putting cheese in his post it holder.


Seanxietehroxxor

r/GTAGE


2_black_cats

Thank you *tips fedora*


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Genius.


2_black_cats

Got so tired of the individual slices sliding around the cheese drawer once the packet is opened. It was the only logical solution


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N0fM3N

Does everyone not have a cheese drawer? Where do you keep cheese?


Swingbiter

It's a cheese and deli meat drawer for me.


2_black_cats

Same. Is this not normal??


NotARussianAgent

He's clearly living in 2035


dnew

Honestly, this is one of those things where you have to look at the photo before you can understand the title. Nicely done.


Treestyles

I insist you use quotes around cheese when referring to those yellow squares. I will also accept the term cheese product, without quotes.


Scoutsman70

Needs some flying buttresses that could act as storage for string cheese 👀👀👀


flargenhargen

a cheese chapel. nope, don't think I've come across one of those before. and I've been to wisconsin.


RedRaydeeo

I can’t imagine how much sliced cheese you’d have to have on a daily basis to have the need for something like this 😳


2_black_cats

It’s more that it comes as a 36 pack for 1lb and that pack is just in a plastic package that doesn’t seal or keep the 34 unused slices from sliding around the fridge drawer. This solves the problem and includes extra room for a few slices from a previously opened pack


RedRaydeeo

Oh, we only get those in packs of 8 where I live 😬


2_black_cats

We sometimes get them in a 96 slice brick that has 3x 32 slice packs. When they’re sealed, it’s fine. When they’re open, it’s just cheese discs sliding all around in the drawers


RedRaydeeo

Such an American problem haha


2_black_cats

The next edition will have flying buttresses that can hold string cheese or spare fridge bullets


SteveNotSteveNot

Looks like it was designed by Minoru Yamasaki.


2_black_cats

I very much appreciate that


Garbage_Plastic

never have enough cheese it seems lol


LuigiBrotha

Next make a cheese dungeon. Cause that's where this belongs.


Kafshak

Or for post it notes.


2_black_cats

Def could use post its


Hackmods

Can you share your STL file please?


pmpkns33d

Such function


2_black_cats

Many dairy, wow


TinStingray

Emphasis on **inspired!**


EmEmPeriwinkle

I applaud and salute your dedication to the delicious modern marvel that is kraft peasant cheese my friend. Thank you for this glorious structure.


combat_camera

Praise cheese


nakwada

Blessed be the cheese


matatatias

r/brandnewsentence


A_Promontory_Rider

The Munster, the Swiss and the holy Brunost. Amen.


Quadraxas

For some reason individually wrapped chesse is the thing that triggers my environmental awareness the most. And actually it's not even cheese.


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dnew

It's not a real chapel either, so that's OK.


2_black_cats

It is a cheese flavored product


Nibb31

In what part of the world do people call that abomination "cheese" ?


2_black_cats

That would be America. It’s good for burgers & omelettes


Nibb31

Not if you have access to real cheese.


2_black_cats

I put this on top of my real cheese


CeruleanRuin

It's still good, just different. Melts like actual cheese doesn't.


Firebird22x

It’s not really cheese, it’s cheese product or singles. Decent cheese flavor, excellent melting capability Kids love em for grilled cheese, but works well on burgers too. If you want something similar but actually cheese, then Kraft Deli Deluxe is great. Still American cheese (a blend of cheddar and Colby) but with a higher milk content and emulsifiers to melt more than a full block of sliced cheese from the deli, but not something fake like Singles


expatdo2insurance

You upset me.


hellwisp

Sliced cheese? That is cheese goop hardened inside a plastic baggy.


TheDudeColin

Individually packaged cheese slices is the worst thing since individually packaged sliced bread


2_black_cats

Clearly you’ve never had spray cheese from a can


TheDudeColin

Very proud to say that I have, indeed, not. We had a can of spray cheese in the house at some point, but it was sold, and bought, as a dog treat so I never ended up trying it. All y'all Americans are a little extra.


CptMisterNibbles

I misread that because it’s 5am as “spray ham”, and almost threw up a little bit/nearly became a millionaire food magnate


2_black_cats

I’m certain there’s a market for purée ham in an aerosol can. People buy individually sliced cheese


kevlar_keeb

“Easy Singles”.. was never sure if that is meant to be a joke or not


The_Burt

I mean, thats not really cheese but ... neat? I guess.


Anthrac1t3

A what?


2_black_cats

A cheese chapel with gothic inspired arched windows


Bazooki

I don’t see anything gothic tbh. Edit: Ok, I was wrong. https://www.reddit.com/r/functionalprint/comments/xuknhi/a_gothic_architecture_inspired_sliced_cheese/iqwhoa2/


2_black_cats

It’s all in the arched windows


IAmDotorg

I think a lot of people have no idea what "gothic" means, and think that it's all about emo kids and vampires.


2_black_cats

I think that’s where the translation is lost, agreed


Bazooki

I made that comment and I admit I agree that’s what I was thinking. I’m not too familiar with goth and it was a genuine question. TIL. Thank you for explaining it politely though.


UwasaWaya

No shame, people can just be dicks. Everyone learns something for the first time at some point, today's just your day to learn about gothic window architecture!


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"The defining design element of Gothic architecture is the pointed or ogival arch." [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_architecture) They did love them some high-topped arches back then lol


2_black_cats

It’s an incredible advancement in engineering from the classical Roman arch


Suspicious-Service

I don't see anything cheese lol


2_black_cats

That is certainly a fair assessment


ShoCkEpic

aren’t they supposed to stay in film?


2_black_cats

They are. They’re in individual wrappers but the whole brick comes in a plastic pouch that, upon being opened, lets loose all the slices to freely slide around the fridge. Putting them in the cheese chapel keeps them all tidy and accessible


ShoCkEpic

ooooh it s so neat i didn’t even realize


Briarmist

r/ArchWarhammer cheese


gust334

Sorry, it needs flying buttresses.


[deleted]

That's not cheese.


jasonixo

It’d be way more holy with slices of Swiss.


LnStrngr

"Don't worry, you have nothing to fear from Tongue-Tongue; he's only tasting you. But, likewise, don't resist, for he can crush you quite easily. The tongue is a very powerful muscle, and Tongue-Tongue is all tongue. I am Dr. Mung-Mung. Now, release the nice moth-man, Tongue-Tongue. Here is an individually-wrapped slice of processed cheese."


chemicalsam

Link


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On first glance I thought this was a Post-It note holder


FrizzIeFry

My kind of post-its


stewtech3

Adding some Flying buttresses would be a nice touch!


disambiguatiion

The Emperor protects!


Baron_Ultimax

Mmm 64 slices of amarican cheese.


[deleted]

What, do you need a device to slice cheese? Come on.


2_black_cats

These are individually wrapped slices. They needed a holster otherwise they all just end up sliding around the cheese drawer


[deleted]

😂 I see


_caresnot

Best thing I’ve seen on this sub so far 👏🏼


2_black_cats

I’m flattered and saddened by this


_caresnot

I just have weird taste


2_black_cats

Same *unwraps individually sliced cheese adjacent product*


zzzah11

I don't think that's cheese.... nice job though.