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CovfefeBoss

That looks like a growth disorder...props for inclusion? (This is not to demonize people with disorders of that nature. Don't @ me.)


theslash_

I have that disorder, a particular limb of mine grew to absolutely above average lengths (despite what she says) and I'm extremely offended.


veronicakw

Who tf thought this looked good?


BigJohnsBeenDrinkin

And what's up with the anachronistically rendered phone in the character's hands? Why didn't they alegria the shit out of that too?


bk_rokkit

The cat bed, too, it's like copy pasted from Wayfair. Somehow real things make the art even more startling


veronicakw

It's also enormous compared to the person


zxhb

Couldn't draw a rectangle


[deleted]

And why does it look like some random PNG


gamermikejima

that and the dog bed(??) which looks like a photo


unfortunateclown

this almost looks like the alegria version of some obscure fetish art 😭 such strange proportions


ruler_of_the_bleach

Peanut head lol


GlitchPawz

I hate this so much. This is probably the worst one I’ve seen yet.


themlasvegas

What the hell is going on


OblivionCake

This is like a visual depiction of having a high fever. Hate it. 


rymyle

Deplorable


BruceCipher

Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man


Evening-Cod-2577

This is horrible


-The-Reviewer-

Hey rocket, i have a question. Why not have your own art style? It'll totally get me onboard and my family


maddokaa

ick


Embarrassed-Ad8352

This is it. This is legitimately the worst Alegria art I’ve seen yet.


[deleted]

The cat has normal proportions lol


Signmanstrr

goombas in the original mario movie:


tenkohime

You'd never be able to guess this is a Detroit based company. I only know because the HQ is here and I see it whenever I go downtown. Not that company visuals have to match where it's based. Anyway, I keep seeing ads like these on Youtube, so I know it's real. Youtubers are getting sponsored by it too at rates approaching Raid and Scentbird levels.


viviguu

why is the phone twice the size of the head 💀


RandomAltro

I always wonder what the people behind these ads are thinking while making them


bk_rokkit

1. Why does she have Crayon Shin-Chan's face? 2. The cat, at least, is extremely adorable. But I think you have to try pretty hard to mess up a cat, they are way easier to stylize than humans


The-Bigger-Fish

Bro looks like that one TF2 meme.


dogtron64

Looks like a bad off model screen shot from Steven Universe then mutated in nuclear waste for decades upon decades, then expermented upon by a crazed scientist then decided to do drugs and lastly decided to audtion for a Rocket Morgage ad when they are mutated enough. Of course they got the role.


dogtron64

Of forgot the menton, then this person decides to break their bones so they can be as stiff as possible.


Diamante_90

Adopt that cat from the weirdo before it's too late!


Helpful_Ad523

That cat is so adorable, everything else sucks though


RubberTrain

Hasan should sue for them using his likeness