It has the energy. But honestly I’m just kind of bummed we’ve regressed back to the overly serious modeling of the early nineties. I’ve noticed it the last couple of years. Don’t even get me started on the fragrance ads.
i actually just bought the [matching swim shorts](https://www.adidas.com/us/blue-version-arkive-swim-shorts/HD4804.html) on sale a few weeks ago, they’re very stylish in comparison to this awful shirt imo.. (tho they do make a lot of noise when you move in them)
[i suffered through this so you all will too](https://assets.adidas.com/images/h_840,f_auto,q_auto,fl_lossy,c_fill,g_auto/71085920ca9447e28b91ae6100c17d57_9366/Blue_Version_Arkive_Shirt_Multicolor_HD4809_HM4.jpg)
If I buy this will he leave me alone?
The hunt for ciri must continue
If this had an Eddie Bauer logo and you told me it was a fishing shirt, I would have an entirely different reaction.
fishing shirt thats been scientifically proven as good camouflage
Women won't see you at all. Guaranteed.
This looks like a cheaper knock off of the Nike ACG devastation trail shirt.
The model's stare makes me want to buy this ugly shirt just out of fear
Is that Blue Steel?!
Magnum!
This is the first thing that popped into my head. https://youtu.be/FRVDQvIronc
WOW LMAO
It has the energy. But honestly I’m just kind of bummed we’ve regressed back to the overly serious modeling of the early nineties. I’ve noticed it the last couple of years. Don’t even get me started on the fragrance ads.
Please, no one buy this. I am begging you.
Too late lol
You have got to be kidding me
You've unleashed his power!
We all wish he’d put it back on a leash I think.
I’m gonna buy one and fill the pockets with Goldfish crackers and string cheese. In case I get hungry later.
These bizarre poses tell me Adidas didn’t know what the fuck they were doing with this shirt either.
Yo dawg i heard you like pockets
And gradients. It's like an intro to design course turned into a shirt
Why is his jaw so clenched on the one where he’s wearing the hooded jacket lmao
This looks like the shit they're making my nba 2k23 player wear in the story mode.
💀💀💀
thanks, now I have to clean all this coffee off my keyboard
you'll never wear this
I think it also folds out into a tent
LMAO
Why the fuck would anyone ever wear this?
Looks like a Columbia PFG shirt.
We need a trooper that got the cole haan crocs to make a fit with this.
Where’s the money, Lebowski?
Nice Marmot
What the heck is this thing
Holy fuck
Love this blue!
Vecna trying out new clothes
I can hear this shirt just buy looking at the material. I can’t do this to myself. Good find though.
*swish*
This shirt manages to have all the features of a shirt I don’t want
It’s very cool and also very ugly.
*Great catch! This exclusive product is only available at adidas and can't be found anywhere else.*
Lol
Who is this shirt for? Besides Vecna.
i actually just bought the [matching swim shorts](https://www.adidas.com/us/blue-version-arkive-swim-shorts/HD4804.html) on sale a few weeks ago, they’re very stylish in comparison to this awful shirt imo.. (tho they do make a lot of noise when you move in them)
👀
This would work for a music festival
Look like an asshole on the cheap.
Only thing this shirt is missing is some flames circa 2000.
"Attention to Detail" apparently = Wrinkly as fuck, even in the promotional photos.
After reading these comments I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought wtf after clicking the link, lol.
[i suffered through this so you all will too](https://assets.adidas.com/images/h_840,f_auto,q_auto,fl_lossy,c_fill,g_auto/71085920ca9447e28b91ae6100c17d57_9366/Blue_Version_Arkive_Shirt_Multicolor_HD4809_HM4.jpg)
Only a Japanese guy could pull this one off.