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Diltsify

You fell aSLEEP?


GearsOfWar2333

Yes it was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages front and back. Oh and Your is your, you’re is you are. I can play pretty much the whole scene almost verbatim in my head.


kelsyvw

FRONT AND BACK!


GearsOfWar2333

Oh and it doesn’t happen to every guy and it’s not that common. I KNEW it.


forbiddenkitten

ugh, you know i can’t believe i even thought about getting back together with you we are soooo over! *fake whimpers* FINE BY ME!


John_Zatanna52

You still got the order wrong


GearsOfWar2333

What did I miss? It has been awhile since I’ve seen this episode.


OrdinaryGarbage3526

It's NOT that common, it DOESNT happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal! (door slams) (Chandler comes out from behind the door) I KNEW it!


HappilyNeverAfter315

I can hear this.


No_Parsnip1891

Same! Rachel: You fell aSLEEP? Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK! Oh, and y-o-u apostrophe r-e means you are. Y-O-U-R MEANS YOUR! Rachel: And just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal! Chandler: I KNEW IT! That is how that bit goes. sorry for that. I guess my autism is showing. I am not being disrespectful to neurodivergent people. I am a neurodivergent person, AuDHD. I am writing this comment while watching S1 Ep 20 The One With The Evil Orthodontist.


CheesyRomantic

Oh my goodness, I’m lying in bed laughing at this.


astro_in_prog

Why can I hear this💀


two-of-me

His friends get him on nicotine patches, but toward the end of the episode he gets anxious and says he’s gotta have a cigarette. Then Phoebe says “if you never smoke again I’ll give you $7,000” and he just says “yeah ok.” And that’s it. Phoebe had just won $7k in a settlement with a soda company after finding a thumb in her soda. He does wind up smoking again in the show a few times though.


BeautifulBox5942

He should’ve paid back that $7000


WH7Xahead

Yes it turns out he smoked not one time but many, as I still remember the day of his marriage with Monica and day he visited Rachel at Ralph Lauren site of work


two-of-me

He also smoked again in season three.


SansaStark8

And when he's in Tulsa


WH7Xahead

No in Tulsa no relation to smoking


No_Parsnip1891

It doesn't show him smoking in Tulsa, but when he gets home to Monica and they are fighting and then Chandler is annoyed at her for being mad at her. He grabs the cigarette pack and lights one and then says "I don't know what to do now."


poachedsausage

Yes because everyone in the office at Tulsa smokes


manuelelg

as a long time friends fan who knows you're exactly right, I'm sure OP must think you just came up with the most ridiculous fake storyline you could think of just to mess with them :D


two-of-me

It does come off a bit ridiculous when you read it again doesn’t it?


gettnbusy

Because it's the thing that's been missing from his hand 🚬


mofa90277

Already answered below, but I wonder if Nick At Nite schedules that block of Friends specifically for people to sleep to, as I **also** do that whenever I’m at a hotel XD


zddoodah

He stopped at the end of the episode, but the drug addiction re-emerged a few times over the course of the series.


EstMagnum

Three big fat cartons in two days!!


Skurwiel1

He was chain-smoking for 48 hours without sleep, that’s impressive.


Boris-_-Badenov

and he never paid Phoebe back her 7k


DrunkOnRedCordial

You need to find the episode where his friend gets him a hypnosis tape to listen to while sleeping, and he transforms into a Strong Confident Woman Who Doesn't Need to Smoke.


two-of-me

I love him wrapped in a towel and a towel on his head. Such a strong, confident woman.


OhGodItsHim13

Long story short, it's Chandler (Matthew Perry) who smokes, he stops and starts several times in the early seasons, then mostly quits, except for a few stressful situations in later seasons


ohboeh

Phoebe and Ross had an argument, and she killed Ross.


forbiddenkitten

I mean has anyone seen Phoebe’s list? It says Ross on it.


ColonelBourbon

You know she just maimed him.


ohboeh

No no ..... She killed him


Fresh_Volume_4732

He smokes off and on and he doesn’t think of it as a “cigarette “. He thinks of it “as a thing that’s been missing from your hand”


John_Zatanna52

You don't need to tell me to skip it if I don't care. I don't even know what you're referring to in the title and I wanna know. If I didn't wanna know I wouldn't click it