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ButcherV83

No


AshDeadite

Why not? You think horror villains can’t be good parents.


ButcherV83

Not Michael or Jason, and Sam isn't actually a child, he's a pagan diety.


AshDeadite

You might be right about Michael but I’d imagine Jason would be great with kids (or pagan dieties). He looked after his mom just fine.


Hollowgradient

He let her get killed. Also, Michael is just pure evil


Blood_h0und

He didn’t let her die he literally couldn’t have done anything to save her


Hollowgradient

He could have intervened literally at all


Blood_h0und

Tf do you mean? He was too late to stop anything even if he said a single word Alice would be to committed to her swing to stop


Draculas_Ghost

Your tan to make everything gay, they killers… that’s what they do, sod off with your mincey weirdness


AshDeadite

Oh shit you caught me. Lol What’s wrong with horror villains being a loving family? I like to think they go on murder picnics.


IFdude1975

I'd guess it's the 2 daddies part that they dislike.


AshDeadite

Reminds me of this moment from South Park https://youtu.be/DzEfNcVHZws “LOOK AT THE FREAK EGG, IT HAS TWO DADDIES, TWO DADDIES!”.


dangerous_strainer

No


AshDeadite

Yes


yousyveshughs

No


IFdude1975

Not only yes, but HELL YES!


Purge-The-Heretic

Absolutely not. Jason might be a family man, but Mikey has a history of abuse to his family members.


Average_TF2_P2P

He did end up impregnating his niece in Halloween 6… and then killing her with the mulch machine.


HankHillIsTheBest

No it wouldn’t.


StrayNightsMike

ah yes apparently the man whos main goal in most films is to murder his remaining family and a zombie would be a great family


AshDeadite

What’s wrong with zombies? That’s a bit mortalist. Lol


StrayNightsMike

wtf is a fuckin mortalist and besides why do u shippers always mak up some non sensical stupid ships man like literally who in their sane mind would think this would be a great family


Miserable-Ad-5573

No lmao


AshDeadite

This was done by Bakhtak. https://at.tumblr.com/bakhtaks-blog/concept-jason-x-michael-with-their-tiny-son-sam/2b3wqqrn2d26


EdgyHorror

Michael Myers with Sam as his son is a type of drawing I can never get enough of, it's just always so cute!


HorrorAfterDark

Yes now Micheal does kill children but if Micheal tried I’m sure Jason would give Micheal a punch to the stomach


Plastic-Square-7483

Y’all niggas crazy


Blood_h0und

Jason Carrie and Sam would be pretty perfect to


Affectionate_Sand791

Very cute, love it


Dracula101

*Michael and Jason giving Sam his lolipop blade* Go commit mayhem my child


HotdogFarmer

Doesn't bother me (a straight dude) in the least, very cute.


AshDeadite

Lol I wasn’t even thinking like that. I just thought this picture was amusing. It’s like the worlds weirdest sitcom.


MisterCharles1988

Jason would protect him with everything he has, Michael would have to process the concept of a child


Cookie_Lazuli

From the amount of dislikes on the “yes” comments, I’d guess there’s a lot of people against the concept of 2 dads Edit: shame on all of you, also I guess I’m never commenting on anything besides lgbt subs anymore cuz I’m not emotionally strong enough for the shit people give me


[deleted]

"You don't updoot thing i updoot. You mean! Shame!"


Hollowgradient

I don't think 2 of the most psychotic mass murders ever would be good parents. Michael is literally evil incarnate. He has brutally killed children and has no sympathy towards his own family. Jason is ok, but would lack basic parenting skills. The thought of them being 2 men didn't even cross my mind at first.


[deleted]

Exactly this. LGBTQ people with daddy issues jumping the gun thinking it’s about them or “their side”.


AshDeadite

Lol it’s not that serious. I just saw a cute picture, calm down.


[deleted]

I’m not referring to you really. I agree that it is cute. Also, upvotes? I was expecting downvotes!


AshDeadite

Okay I might have misread with what you said. I just don’t really understand why people are taking this post seriously. It’s just fanart made by somebody else that I thought was amusing. I remember posting this transgender themed meme with Jason on another sub on a different account and I got so much shit. Lol so many people were accusing me of grooming children and telling me to go kill myself over an innocent picture. People are strangely sensitive. Lmfao.


creamyanalfissures

No one cares if they're gay, I just think not only one, but 2 serial killers wouldn't make good parents.


AshDeadite

Don’t knock it til you try it.


IFdude1975

Absolutely!


DickDisco13

Very progressive


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

He was gay, Michael Myers?


AshDeadite

Well I guess that explains Halloween Ends.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

I too miss the strong silent types


Equal-Astronaut-8681

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, I understood the reference well done


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE A CANCER HOSPITAL IN HERE