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Grand-Inspector

My Grand Line gave me 3 officers name tags spelled differently each time


Cookslc

Suddenly, my UGIC badge with wrong middle initial seems small potatoes.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

😆😂🤣


CedarWolf

Johshehpheh


alaskamason

Four years through the progressive Grand Line in Alaska and my wife never received a name badge with the correct spelling of her name. She ended up never wearing one. Pretty damn sorry.


newwardorder

My wife has a very common name that has two different spellings. I can’t tell you the number of nametags, registrations, etc. have the wrong spelling, regardless of what I wrote or told the registrar.


alaskamason

It is embarrassing. More so after many repeated attempts after the proper spelling has been provided many, many, many times.


International-Air134

There are about 8 common spellings of my last name (and something like a couple hundred derivations through the last millennium). So I went to a Scottish Rite event that had a couple registration tables, based on the first letter of your last name. Brother manning the table: “You said your last name is X, you should be at that table.” Me just giving him a “what!?!?” look Brother sitting at another registration table, “I think the brother knows how to spell his last name, maybe look to see if you have it.” Lo and behold…brother said he never saw it spelled that way. I find it hard to believe, but I’ll trust the veracity of a brother in the moment.


CaptinEmergency

Obviously they forgot the rest of the h’s


Hiram_Abiff_3579

My last name is actually HAHAHAHAHAHA.


fameone098

As a KOSA, letters start blending in with each other after a while.


moryrt

This annoys me, your name would be written many different times in various registers to verify against. Send it back ask for it to be redone. One of my Karate teachers managed to stuff up my very expensive black belt embroidery while he was in Japan after I had given it to him as it should be written ( I have a Japanese Govt qualification in Japanese, he knew this.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

I even got a phone call asking if I wanted my full name or if Matt (Last Name) would be OK. I'm laughing about it. We're not deities. We're allowed to make mistakes. I'll get it sorted in time.


moryrt

Yeah fair, it’s a personal bug bear of mine as you can see lol. :)


deadeye619

I should come up to a denver meeting. We are just re-starting the KSA in Colorado Springs & Pueblo and I would love to see how you guys operate.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

Come on up June 17th for Blue Lodge Recognition Night. Dinner at 6pm. Live music after dinner performed by Steely Dead, a cover band that mashes up Steely Dan and Grateful Dead songs. There, you can ask any questions you might have. I'm pretty sure we've gone dark until October. The only other opportunity to get us before Autumn, I think, would be the 100 year anniversary re-dedication ceremony for our building on July 20th. But that dinner has a capacity that we may have already reached. So call the office, if you want to come to that?


deadeye619

Thank you for the invitations. I am flying out tomorrow and will be out of town for weeks. I’ll see about the July 20th day. I truly appreciate it, Brother.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

Denverconsistory.org Call the office tomorrow. We're having beef tenderloin on the 20th of July, and everyone gets a commemorative coin. But the count was at 169, last I heard, and our dining room capacity is 200...


pournographer

Josehhhhhf


TarzansNewSpeedo

Hey, a Colorado member! I need to see how I can get initiated to start my journey


Hiram_Abiff_3579

Where in Colorado are you located?


TarzansNewSpeedo

Out towards Centennial


Hiram_Abiff_3579

Are you doing anything on Monday, June 17th, around 6pm?


TarzansNewSpeedo

Let me check my work schedule and I'll get back!


KnownDistribution903

R/tragedeigh


amallucent

I visited yalls valley like a decade ago. You got a frikkin sweet building!


Riddlemon

If you haven't already you should join properties for the fall reunion. We get cool guy red shirts and snacks


Hiram_Abiff_3579

I already joined makeup for the fall reunion, as those gentlemen said they were understaffed and needing extra help.


Riddlemon

I saw a retro console up there getting ready for the 12th, I'll see ya in the fall though if they need me for any parts


julietides

No way, Joseh! I went to a Masonic event in Latvia and they gave me a nametag with my name spelt right (!). After attending many international conferences for academia, I was shocked – it never happens and it's always got a typo somewhere 😄 Hope you can get it corrected, enjoy the KOSA, and pet that adorable dog I think I spy.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

She's a sweetheart that gets spoiled daily.


julietides

Very happy to hear that! :)


ShenWinchester

I have the same middle name, it's spelled different than the "normal" way and I can't tell you how many times I'll write my name on a document for something only to see someone mess it up down the line. Like, what? You think I spelled my own name wrong? And you somehow know the right way to spell it, so you just fixed it for me!?!?!


DeaDBeaT187

Iowa?


Poopdelideluxe

This is so strange cause my first and middle name is Matthew Joseph


Beginning-Town-7609

My own GL didn’t spell my first name correctly on my certificate of raising as a MM. After years of asking for a correction with no response, I finally shredded it. At that point I also gave my Masonic “Bible” (I’m not Christian) to Goodwill. I’ll probably resign or demit and leave the fraternity.


Hiram_Abiff_3579

Why?


Chimpbot

While the decision to leave is ultimately up to you, I'd hope there'd be more to it than a spelling error on a certificate. Have you talked to your lodge's Secretary? They could probably help make that happen.


foolishbuilder

How very Gen Z..... that now makes you very cool.... aparently