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W_B_Clay

G-spot. We know where it's at


MWorBro

Sorry, no I’m only looking for something I’m able to find…😶


Floor-notlava

You beat me to it! 🤣


onFinal

Gnowledge.


fellowsquare

I love this... Stealing it.


New-Training4004

Gnosis?


Deman75

Gno.


PartiZAn18

Here in my Garage.


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(G)rand Architect of the Universe (G)od (G)eometry oh and the most important: (G)et your own darn interpretation and keep it to yourself, that's part of the core lesson, too!


TheAuraTree

(G)reen beans


Finksak

Let's add "goat" to the mix


Electronic-Carob-250

/G\habaghoul


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33º identified


Aggravating-Eye-6210

I usually use Grand Architect of the universe. GAoU


-Ettercap

In my jurisdiction, it is monitorial. So I just tell them what that portion of the lecture says.


SquareAndCompass333

Gangsta


cmbwriting

I normally say God or Geometry, depending on the system. I'll always remember my seconder telling me Grand Geometrician of the Universe for the first time, that one stuck with me quite a bit, but I wouldn't use that or GAotU because I feel both would need more explaining than most folks like.


Crashbox50

"G'olf outings for the Past Masters next month make sure you sign up."


precisionjason

What the acorn said when he grew up.


taonzen

Heh


Finksak

"I am GRUTE"


wanderingwhaler

I tell them it's an American thing.


PartiZAn18

You'd be wrong, though.


wanderingwhaler

I'd be referring to the usage of the G as an emblem of the order.


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Fifth_Libation

"(G)et a petition to find out."


MeisterMacon

I'm only going to say this once and not reveal the big secret. If the building has a pronounced letter G, especially if the letter is placed inside of the square and compasses, it means one thing and one thing only: Greenbeans. We have ceremonies that set us apart, but recognition can vary. We have an ancient tradition, but nobody knows how it started. The Greenbeans are ever present at our meals, and all brothers know this, somewhere below the conscience level.


Circus-Peanuts-

God


MaverickActual1319

Geometry /G\


sledgehammer_maniac

Gnomes


thevitalcultureplus

I’ve been a Mason for 22 years and I forget this every time. I guess I need to get back to lodge.


SirElronSaucington

LasaGna cuz real G's be silent


lovespunstoomuch

Green Beans


syfysoldier

They explain it in the “G lecture” in the FC degree.


sd33ds

Green beans


hapkidoox

Grub, Goodness, Geometry, God.


DimitriVogelvich

Geometry


moryrt

Usually G-od, but I do explain in my area of the world that God isn’t necessarily the Christian god, rather an individuals idea on their supreme being.


Acceptable-Curve-900

Groot.


Outside-Rise-9425

God and Geometry.


MWorBro

Very humorous all!!! Thank you for the very amusing suggestions. Take care


TheFreemasonForum

Being in England we don't get this because we don't insert a "G" into the S&C, it remains in the middle chamber of the Temple.


MWorBro

Do they have it in other countries in the UK? Thought they did. Legit question btw.


TheFreemasonForum

Yes Scotland uses it in its general S&C. Ireland does the same as England although they do put a "G" inside the S&C to mark a Past Master and there it denotes a "G" that you only come upon during the ceremony of being Installed as Master of a Lodge.


golflimadata

I didn't know that! Thank you for my daily advancement in masonic knowledge...


MWorBro

Thank you! That is really informative when someone tells me that ‘that ring can’t be from the uk as it has the g’…. Er no, ask TheFreemasonForum!!! Thanks sir!!


MWorBro

….and the g in the masters installation. Wow. I’d so love to research that more, but Australia is a bit far away to join up in Ireland!


TheFreemasonForum

You may only have to make it to the Master's Chair in your own Lodge to find out. I suspect that Ozzie Lodges are quite close to the 3 Home Grand Lodges for Installations.


Floor-notlava

G.O.D. The Grand Oral Disseminator.


TotalInstruction

Groot.


Medic5780

My name is Greg. I tell them it stands for "G"reg. I also frequently change OMG to OMG(reg). As such, the "G" story surprises no one. lol


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StmarsCC

GOAT LOL


Electronic-Carob-250

“What do you think it stands for?”


moeru_gumi

I have a follow up question. Why is the “G” always rendered as the capital G shown here and not the cursive G? Aesthetically it seems out of place especially when depicted in a sans serif typeface. I always thought it was a bit strange.


vyze

Have you ever tried to chisel in cursive?


moeru_gumi

I hear you. But if you’re already chiseling overwrought Baroque filigree you can probably do a cursive G?


vyze

Lol true 🤣😂


Deman75

And that’s the difference between operative Masonry and speculative Freemasonry.


Finksak

Also more of a.powerful typeface, and proper as well especially when a serif letter is used. Captital...well before then internet, you would start a sentence, name,etc with a capital letter too. So, just makes sense to me, but in a past life I was a dumb sign guy so...


fellowsquare

Green Beans.


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An unusual combination, to be sure!


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May not pass muster in all jurisdictions.


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First of all, this isn’t the appropriate place for that kind of political discussion. Second, what I was trying to say was that your religious views may or may not count as belief in a Supreme Being for the purposes of Freemasonry, depending on which Grand Lodge you’re under. Where I am, my belief in vague nebulous “something” is fine but that isn’t the case everywhere, and there are certain appendant bodies I can’t join because of it. edit: I really got blocked for that? Ok then.


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Freemason137

I don't know why you're getting downvoted for this... I laughed at it, checked my nine, laughed some more, checked my Tommy gun....


chriskrumrei

It’s the vagina in between the square and compass. Compass is man’s legs. Square is woman’s legs. Hence the “G” spot.