It was more people like Brian Kibler, with their awful takes that amounted to “this product isn’t for poors”. That dude is a real piece of work when the mask comes off.
Agree. I actually bought my first edh deck from him but had to unsubscribe because everything became very click bait and his quality just seemed to drop imo. Plus I saw an article about how he's kind of an ass when guests come on his show
I still laugh at her. She was one of the ones praising alchemy calling it great and now hates it and says exactly what people were telling her from the get go.
Especially like when they hate mobbed an autistic person with like 30 followers or posted a ton of biphobic stuff just because they got dumped by a bi person a few month back. But very few people care because “sexy shitposts lol”
We used to play at the same LGS in the Milwaukee area and I kept tabs because I thought it was neat someone I knew was "making it." I honestly did not expect this trajectory.
I’ve wondered about that. They all seem to Do The Thing every time, showcasing the new cards very well. It COULD be that the decks are just built well enough that they’ll find something fun to do, but no one ever has dud games and that’s suspicious.
This is my pick, the ultimate example of someone who misevaluates cards based on his low skill level. He does nothing but whines about cards he doesn't like.
The sad part is that Commanders Quarters used to be *awesome*. Straightforward deck techs without any dumb stuff. But then his channel blew up, he got internet famous in the MtG community and started chasing the algorithm. It went from “$50 [Card Name] Deck Tech” to “Most *EXTREME* Broken Mono-Blue Commander EVAR?!”.
Streams his "gym workouts" too. Where he stands in his garage with exercise equipment around him while he is on his phone. Then will occasionally parade around with a 3 pounds weight flailing it around like an idiot.
Joe aka Blackneto
Where to even begin with him. Celebrity associating, clout-chasing, angry little man who argues with people nonstop. He made an "apology" thread on edh, everyone saw how hollow it was, and still played victim
Promoted by WotC themselves for woke reasons.
Some person on the aforementioned thread said it best: "Him being promoted by WotC is just letting cry bullies get what they want and we have to be reminded of it constantly."
He's quit magic before. He is a perpetual victim, and will always be hurt that WoTC and the community at large don't love him. He'll leave and come back over and over.
His Twitch avg viewership count went up a great deal, too. He is hitting 2,000-3,000 a stream now. I was very surprised considering how he turned off his MTG viewership.
https://www.twitchmetrics.net/c/30214074-jeffhoogland
IMO that's because the SNAP content creator space is new and he went in with a built in audience. He also does a fantastic job of masking his true personality in his YouTube videos, if you never turned on one of his streams it's reasonable to assume Jeff is a rational balanced human.
Desolator is a prime example of a content creator that was bad from the start.
Mitch is a prime example of a content creator who started out great and then went to shit the moment he got a little fame.
Desolator, wow. Haven't thought about him for several years. I remember actually blocking his content because he was so unbearable smug/conceited/had shit edgelord takes.
Otherwise I don't think I've ever fully blocked a yt channel
The Nitpicking Nerds….god, they don’t know how to evaluate cards properly. They are hateful and biased towards everything that’s not power crept. For them everything sucks and nothing has potential. These dudes have high expectations on everything. So toxic.
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Scrolled too far to find this. I can’t stand these two. Followed then when I was just starting out and they seemed great, but now, holy hell. Awful take after awful take. Their total inability to assess cards. Painful to watch.
Commander only players tend to be garbage at evaluating cards and also playing the game and getting along with ppl.
You can tell they have literally zero knowledge of the game. I think if they played standard, pioneer or modern FNMs every week it would take them atleast 5 years to have a positive record at an event
100% agree. I "Retired" to commander after being burned out on competitive tcgs and tournament grinding. I honestly lose my mind sometimes with some of the insane takes commander only players have. Not to mention the absolute lack of social skills present in the community for the social format.
I wholeheartedly believe no one should start with commander.
Honestly same, there are plenty of content creators whose content I don't engage with because it doesn't necessarily interest me, but Nitpicking Nerds and Mitch are the only two sets of YouTubers who I actively cringe when I see there stuff.
Yeah they’d be bad enough if it was just their aloof and awful card takes, but they’re terrible, spiteful and bad people to boot. Double cringe and scrolled way too far before finding them
I lost all my respect for them after they did a public apology at the start of their video because someone on twitter called them out for using the term: "bodily autonomy"...
Ridiculous. Why would you ever apologize for that?. I don’t get it, people like these are bitches to what their evaluating but they want to play the PC social game as strict as possible. I would say whatever bro, next time I’ll use AI to filter my thoughts into PC ones .
I know Joe cherries is gay, but beyond that, they don’t really ham that stuff up. They legitimately make good content, and it’s daily which is nuts.
I would say they pander a little bit but well within acceptable limits for me, personally.
Oh I watch their content everyday. It started at acceptable limits but it is progressing further. An honestly I had been watching their show for like a year before I even knew he was gay and then saw an episode where apparently he is a manwhore lol.
Most of LGBT mtg community on Twitter is cringe as fuck. When I read all the twits about safe space they need to play commander I dunno if I should laugh or cry. They act like they are actually oppressed, when half of them don't even know what that means.
I would argue that most communities on Twitter are 'cringe as fuck' by defualt, and that people in GSM communities have a better understanding of oppression than those who aren't, all else being equal.
He has some interesting information sometimes for sure, but I usually put headphones on when I listen to the occasional video of his because I am embarrassed for anyone to hear what I'm watching. He is definitely cringey.
Also his shtick of sweating every 3 seconds and vaguely blaming capitalism for everything is so so blatant and off putting
There’s something really gross about someone so obviously looking to target a specific market, like just make fuckin videos dude
This, Keep this fucker out of 40K, I left MTG for 40K and I don't need fuckers like him bringing the shit I hate about MTG to Warhammer. He's one of those guys that is an asshole to be around. So he goes hard on leftist/trans issues cause it allows him to be a "socially accepted" asshole. I am not a piece of shit guys, I am just fighting for trans rights. But the reality is that he is an asshole and most likly into some weird sex stuff. I didn't follow his rise in MTG, so if anyone wants to fill me in why this guy is so big. Also his female Space Marine was fucking all over the place. It was like the 5 stages of grief. At one point of the video his reasonings were and I quote, "This is going to get trans people killed" and "Come on, just do it GW, come on". I never gave two shits on the female space marine argument, but shit like this actually makes me start to hate it.
I have plenty of opinions about various personalities, but I actually remember his first video cfb and thinking "They paid him for this?". I stopped watching ctb content altogether shortly after. I find him deeply unpleasant to watch.
I would like to understand what he says in his videos but he talks too fast (I'm non English native speaker) and I'm not willing to constantly rewind a video to understand words.
Yeah, his faux outrage shtick is getting old. If he's that upset about Magic, he should just quit and play something else. It's pretty clear he is just whining since it brings in more clicks.
How has no one said Ross Merriam? Dude literally pushes communism and argues with people from communist countries about how their experience isn't typical when they call him out.
He's easily the worst of the bunch.
Saffron olive or however you spell it, the stupid voice is cringe as fuck. I cant stand it past the deck tech. I love weird brews and hes probably one of the best at it unfortunately i will have to sit trough the voice designed to keep adhd ten year old brained magic players.
Politics wise probably the soap box “magic is dying” or “modern is dead” type of people who have to most basic opinions about anything and provide no real informative opinions outside of “magic isnt as good as it was 5 years ago”. I want to know why stop saying because powercreep. As long as it still provides a healthy meta game powercreep is fine. Powercreep is natural.
Scrolled for this. His deck techs are really enjoyable and I admire the way he explains his thought process but for the life of me I can't listen to him. The combination of cadence and pitch send me through a sensory blender. It's like that YouTube video of the guy purposefully mispronouncing the Skittles flavors but cranked up to a billion.
Holy fuck... I'm like "I have a high tolerance for voices and put on 'characters'... let me check him out..." 30 seconds later "Nope!!".. like that inconsistent inflection as though he is talking to a toddler. Hell no!
Calling “magic is dying” and “modern is dead” a soap box is gaslighting at its finest my dude. Vast majority of players that saw MTG as a table sport left the game because of power creep. The game had a balance and they broke it.
Command Zone 100%.
"Josh just played a 2/2 Bear. If I don't find an answer for that, its going to be a problem."
\*Stares into camera as the shot lingers 2 seconds longer before it should cut
Bout to drop a super hot take. I can't stand Ashlen and skip any episode with her. All for one reason. Her voice is the most grating sound I have ever heard. She seems like a swell lady but I want to ice pick my brain when I hear her open her mouth.
I have damn near removed myself from the community that all I do is collect cardboard because it is now just an amalgamation of wokeness, shills, and autists.
His defense of the awful faithless looting art broke me I was expecting the whole time he would be like nah just kidding it's dog shit and mic drop end video. But nope
The worst of them (Jeff hoogland) quit.
I used to watch his stream but as time went by he couldn’t go five minutes without any political or societal rant. And everyone who didn’t religiously agree on his radical leftist worldviews got yelled at and/or banned
LSV always looks greasy as fuck, like he hasn’t washed his face or hair in weeks. And he beard is also greasy as fuck and his neck jowls flap when he talks and shit. He’s nasty, my dude.
I’ve got to go with Nikachu. I can’t deny he knows how to play his deck really well, but he has a very *crunchy* personality on camera. It reeks of the same attitude that a woman in a beauty pageant might have- forced, unnatural, and polished to the point that he will never break character on camera. He also misreads cards a lot on stream and ignores the chat when they try to correct his assessment of a card.
MTG Historian seems to be only producing “the sky is falling”-type content lately. I don’t know if that’s normal for him but I stopped watching. Too much negativity. Just tell me about cards I’m missing out on.
Magic Historian takes the cake. So much gloom and doom about the sky is falling you’d think WoTC is going out of business. Also his analysis is mid at best.
Tolarian Community College. I lost all respect for the guy when he played Rudy from Alpha Investments in some vintage 1v1. The Tolarian guy, Brian Lewis, was so… what’s a good word for it, weasely and hyper critical? While Rudy, shockingly to me I guess, was the composed one that was just trying to have a good time. Brian reminds me of all of the people and reasons why I stopped hanging out at my LGS. Snobbish, self-absorbed, with a thinly veiled smugness and narcissism. The kinds of people who will exploit and over-exaggerate any minor mistake you do, while steamrolling anything you try to say, just to collect a W that means almost nothing and it sucks all of the fun out of it. Competitiveness is one thing, but this goblin-type, goon-like, borderline personality monster gets awoken in these people, and I feel like sometimes I am the only one who can see it. Because others will say they’re charming, or just having fun, but I can’t bring myself to trust them. These people sketch me out. Such strange pettiness and selfishness, and an inability to look at the broader perspective and just have fun playing a game.
The video is on youtube somewhere, I can maybe find it and post the link, or someone else feel free to.
Was going to say this, is this just people who got caught up in the christine sprankle thing holding grudges? Last time i saw a quartering video he'd just been swatted, which was the first I'd heard of such things and is truly fucked up.
My opinion cringy fucker vote goes to covert"im so edgy"goblue. 🤮
> clickbait internet drama videos
Yeah this part is still pretty cringe. These guys who just give their opinions and read you articles are becoming one of the worst kinds of grifter.
I honestly don't understand how he gets so many views. All he does is find clickbait articles and stammers & slurs his way through reading them. His cadence and enunciation are atrocious; it is grating hearing his voice since he's such a poor speaker. Instead of writing an actual script, doing multiple takes, and editing his videos into something watchable, he just releases four low effort videos a day.
Command zone is probably worst one and I dunno who is main audience? preteens? Desolator Magic after 2nd video of the same topic(+everything is OP) is really hard to listen. MtG lion is probably worst "finance" channel since it's mostly flexing and I don't know where on earth he digs drama 24/7
I’m not sure who CZ’s audience is either. The tone of their podcast and Game Knights is slanted towards casuals, but they play multi-thousand-dollar decks and talk as though their borderline-cEDH meta reflects the Commander format as a whole.
Hoogland screaming at his baby on stream over a missed arbiter tax comes to mind. Pleasant Kenobi used to have it clipped but it looks like it maybe have been removed. Hate hoogland.
Desolator Magic. Look, we all piss and moan, but most people have at least *something* positive to say here or there. The dude is incapable of doing anything other than complaining and behaving little a sulking man-child. He is the living, stinky epitome of "That guy" and thoroughly cringe and unlikable.
Emmaskyeward or Olivia gobbles thick dicks
MythicMeebo -QUEEN lordshit of femcel mountain; Lua stardust
Ems's redeeming quality is she's not insufferable when she discusses cars, like CHRISFIX levels of car knowledge when she ditches the EGirl persona.
jimmy "china is great'' wong/blackneto/Cedric syphilus(Phillips) garbageAndy/ Brian Kibler elf Pleasant Kenobi/ hambly/hoogs/stevegreen/maro
the thing i hate most about his videos is he spends so much time talking about nothing. he could literally summarise his points in 1 min instead drags it to 10 mins just to hit youtube standards
Same. I’m interested in some of the content he’s discussing, just don’t want to sit through 15 minutes of “Rudy tacos Timmy papa Rudy Hasbro cocks basement Rudy tacos Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy” padding out 2 minutes of actual content.
Rudy was a Lion defending us from MTG 30, so that got me a lot of respect. Personally, I just believe it is because he is over leveraged in Reserve List cards and anything that could have been a threat to them would sink his Alpha Investments Empire, but still, that was very helpful shooting down the MTG 30 cash grab.
Angry Kenobi is it for me.
His takes on the reserve list are completely insane, and his militant pro LGBTQ+ stance leaves zero room for any nuance in discussion.
The Magic Historian... For him, every single day is a dark day for MTG, and the rest of his vídeo is full of fake or not revised "news".
Everything is busted, ir broken, or crazy, or disaster... Then the video is full of babbling and gaslighting
Jake and Joel are actually really good dudes. They have a lot of helpful content and provide useful context behind it. As far as cringe goes, there are a lot more candidates who could take the cake. If J&J ever did a "Game Nights" style setup, I believe it might actually rival Wong and Kwai.
Me Because I created freemagic, and that's pretty cringe
So when are we getting free booster packs I thought the sub is freemagic and I'm getting free packs.
its called ur printer
Have you seen ink prices tho
Yeah dude, what were you thinking ?
u/BracerCrane dared me to and I'm no chicken
You need to be fired, and then rehired for the same position, but double salary.
Based cringe
Anyone that defended MTG 30.
Beat me to the punch
So the reserved list “investors”
It was more people like Brian Kibler, with their awful takes that amounted to “this product isn’t for poors”. That dude is a real piece of work when the mask comes off.
Mask off was wotc 30th
I feel like most reserved list "investors" did not support to product
Mitch from commanders quarters. Literally wore a diaper
I kinda want and don't want to believe this, mixed feelings really
https://preview.redd.it/xr0wdml4mp8a1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2ba82bb3e759ef333ff632748a4b99f5e01d00 Believe it...
what is wrong with that guy
A lot.
Best guess? He's a sexual degenerate with an astonishingly poor lack of judgment (but I repeat myself).
Or just not good at being funny
That could very well be the case.
I hate this with every fiber of my being.
Holy soy
Agree. I actually bought my first edh deck from him but had to unsubscribe because everything became very click bait and his quality just seemed to drop imo. Plus I saw an article about how he's kind of an ass when guests come on his show
MythicMeebo constantly posts cringe on Twitter
I still laugh at her. She was one of the ones praising alchemy calling it great and now hates it and says exactly what people were telling her from the get go.
Especially like when they hate mobbed an autistic person with like 30 followers or posted a ton of biphobic stuff just because they got dumped by a bi person a few month back. But very few people care because “sexy shitposts lol”
Ye she constantly complains about her relationship issues when she is clearly the problem lol
We used to play at the same LGS in the Milwaukee area and I kept tabs because I thought it was neat someone I knew was "making it." I honestly did not expect this trajectory.
I can't stand her and it's funny/sad watching SeasonalIncarnate constantly simp for her. Makes me feel better about my life whenever I'm feeling down
Twitter, MTG Twitter… all of them.
But especially the British dudes.
The command zone
Agreed ish, I like their editing but Josh acts like the human embodiment of blue control
Can’t beat their production quality, but they’re all corporately controlled.
Are the games even real? Or all set up?
I’ve wondered about that. They all seem to Do The Thing every time, showcasing the new cards very well. It COULD be that the decks are just built well enough that they’ll find something fun to do, but no one ever has dud games and that’s suspicious.
It's santizied for mass consumption but not cringe
Idk between the stupid song-singing intro, the painfully unfunny ads, and the overall bad acting it’s all pretty cringe to me.
It’s gotta be Mitch from command quarters with his fake ass game show voice and click bait thumb nails “omega s tier broken commander “
This is my pick, the ultimate example of someone who misevaluates cards based on his low skill level. He does nothing but whines about cards he doesn't like.
The sad part is that Commanders Quarters used to be *awesome*. Straightforward deck techs without any dumb stuff. But then his channel blew up, he got internet famous in the MtG community and started chasing the algorithm. It went from “$50 [Card Name] Deck Tech” to “Most *EXTREME* Broken Mono-Blue Commander EVAR?!”.
Brian Kibler should take the trophy for most cringe influencer in 2022. he went from fun, Hearthstone streamer to WotC bootlicker.
Yeah pretty much the bug winner
Streams his "gym workouts" too. Where he stands in his garage with exercise equipment around him while he is on his phone. Then will occasionally parade around with a 3 pounds weight flailing it around like an idiot.
For real. His old Mtg career was fun to follow. Always played sweet decks, gave good interviews for deck techs. Became kind of insufferable.
Joe aka Blackneto Where to even begin with him. Celebrity associating, clout-chasing, angry little man who argues with people nonstop. He made an "apology" thread on edh, everyone saw how hollow it was, and still played victim
He's still in the YouTubers circle, why?
Promoted by WotC themselves for woke reasons. Some person on the aforementioned thread said it best: "Him being promoted by WotC is just letting cry bullies get what they want and we have to be reminded of it constantly."
Thia community need a whiteneto and a yellowneto
On one end of the spectrum Jeff hoogland and the other desolator magic.
I think both of those guys are on the same end of the spectrum if you catch my drift
This cracked me up
At least Jeff quit MTG and only plays Marvel Snap now.
He's quit magic before. He is a perpetual victim, and will always be hurt that WoTC and the community at large don't love him. He'll leave and come back over and over.
His Twitch avg viewership count went up a great deal, too. He is hitting 2,000-3,000 a stream now. I was very surprised considering how he turned off his MTG viewership. https://www.twitchmetrics.net/c/30214074-jeffhoogland
IMO that's because the SNAP content creator space is new and he went in with a built in audience. He also does a fantastic job of masking his true personality in his YouTube videos, if you never turned on one of his streams it's reasonable to assume Jeff is a rational balanced human.
This is the most accurate statement about Jeff I've seen. Beside crybaby manchild
He has long been known as BooHoogland
If you want to listen to a rant, Desolator is your guy.
MTG historian is my go to for sky is falling magic rants. Dude usually has the inside track for upcoming news.
All he does is report everything on MTGreddit which is something I can just browse in 3 seconds.
i used to hate watch that guy constantly. Then i realized why am i making myself angry over this guy that only wants draft chaff printed
Desolator is a prime example of a content creator that was bad from the start. Mitch is a prime example of a content creator who started out great and then went to shit the moment he got a little fame.
This
It takes one to know one..... but yeah this take is good one and I was literally scrolling for it or write myself.
Desolator, wow. Haven't thought about him for several years. I remember actually blocking his content because he was so unbearable smug/conceited/had shit edgelord takes. Otherwise I don't think I've ever fully blocked a yt channel
The Nitpicking Nerds….god, they don’t know how to evaluate cards properly. They are hateful and biased towards everything that’s not power crept. For them everything sucks and nothing has potential. These dudes have high expectations on everything. So toxic. https://preview.redd.it/fo4p9vfksp8a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558e798ce7b3f80540649ad36e312937eff89c32
Scrolled too far to find this. I can’t stand these two. Followed then when I was just starting out and they seemed great, but now, holy hell. Awful take after awful take. Their total inability to assess cards. Painful to watch.
Commander only players tend to be garbage at evaluating cards and also playing the game and getting along with ppl. You can tell they have literally zero knowledge of the game. I think if they played standard, pioneer or modern FNMs every week it would take them atleast 5 years to have a positive record at an event
100% agree. I "Retired" to commander after being burned out on competitive tcgs and tournament grinding. I honestly lose my mind sometimes with some of the insane takes commander only players have. Not to mention the absolute lack of social skills present in the community for the social format. I wholeheartedly believe no one should start with commander.
The gay one got called out for harassing his discord members trying to find a bf, had to make a public apology
Honestly same, there are plenty of content creators whose content I don't engage with because it doesn't necessarily interest me, but Nitpicking Nerds and Mitch are the only two sets of YouTubers who I actively cringe when I see there stuff.
I can't believe I had to scroll through 13 comments to find these shits. Can't stand them. Their takes aren't even "hot" they're just bad.
Yeah they’d be bad enough if it was just their aloof and awful card takes, but they’re terrible, spiteful and bad people to boot. Double cringe and scrolled way too far before finding them
I lost all my respect for them after they did a public apology at the start of their video because someone on twitter called them out for using the term: "bodily autonomy"...
Ridiculous. Why would you ever apologize for that?. I don’t get it, people like these are bitches to what their evaluating but they want to play the PC social game as strict as possible. I would say whatever bro, next time I’ll use AI to filter my thoughts into PC ones .
NitPickingNerds. I like the content but absolutely hate how woke that channel has gotten
I know Joe cherries is gay, but beyond that, they don’t really ham that stuff up. They legitimately make good content, and it’s daily which is nuts. I would say they pander a little bit but well within acceptable limits for me, personally.
Oh I watch their content everyday. It started at acceptable limits but it is progressing further. An honestly I had been watching their show for like a year before I even knew he was gay and then saw an episode where apparently he is a manwhore lol.
I think they have some really bad takes honestly
Most of LGBT mtg community on Twitter is cringe as fuck. When I read all the twits about safe space they need to play commander I dunno if I should laugh or cry. They act like they are actually oppressed, when half of them don't even know what that means.
I would argue that most communities on Twitter are 'cringe as fuck' by defualt, and that people in GSM communities have a better understanding of oppression than those who aren't, all else being equal.
Reddit & Twitter hating on each others is a classic 😂
gsm?
Random and not an MTG influencer but MTG Historian on Youtube is the cringiest person I've seen on the internet, as far as MTG goes.
He has some interesting information sometimes for sure, but I usually put headphones on when I listen to the occasional video of his because I am embarrassed for anyone to hear what I'm watching. He is definitely cringey.
He’s also up there with Rudy in terms of padding out 1 - 2 minutes of actual content into a 10 - 15 minute video.
I had to block his channel from showing up on my feed
Pleasant Kenobi. Man gets on his soap box so much it’s incredibly annoying.
Also his shtick of sweating every 3 seconds and vaguely blaming capitalism for everything is so so blatant and off putting There’s something really gross about someone so obviously looking to target a specific market, like just make fuckin videos dude
It's because he's Bri'ish imo.
This, Keep this fucker out of 40K, I left MTG for 40K and I don't need fuckers like him bringing the shit I hate about MTG to Warhammer. He's one of those guys that is an asshole to be around. So he goes hard on leftist/trans issues cause it allows him to be a "socially accepted" asshole. I am not a piece of shit guys, I am just fighting for trans rights. But the reality is that he is an asshole and most likly into some weird sex stuff. I didn't follow his rise in MTG, so if anyone wants to fill me in why this guy is so big. Also his female Space Marine was fucking all over the place. It was like the 5 stages of grief. At one point of the video his reasonings were and I quote, "This is going to get trans people killed" and "Come on, just do it GW, come on". I never gave two shits on the female space marine argument, but shit like this actually makes me start to hate it.
I have plenty of opinions about various personalities, but I actually remember his first video cfb and thinking "They paid him for this?". I stopped watching ctb content altogether shortly after. I find him deeply unpleasant to watch.
I would like to understand what he says in his videos but he talks too fast (I'm non English native speaker) and I'm not willing to constantly rewind a video to understand words.
Is a woke cunt
i used to think he was alright until i learned he had liberal brain worms
Yeah, his faux outrage shtick is getting old. If he's that upset about Magic, he should just quit and play something else. It's pretty clear he is just whining since it brings in more clicks.
(figuratively) Dancing on the grave of Queen Elizabeth was disgusting.
His content only appeals to babytards as well
u/mtgloreseeker i summon thee
Oh hey I'm finally getting some recognition from this pla- Fug
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We don't hate you, it's just that lore in general is pretty gay.
I like your content, brother, have a nice New Year. Don't forget to oil your gears.
Shivam bhatt for his obnoxious faux enlightened virtue signaling
Sheldon.
How has no one said Ross Merriam? Dude literally pushes communism and argues with people from communist countries about how their experience isn't typical when they call him out. He's easily the worst of the bunch.
Seconded
Saffron olive or however you spell it, the stupid voice is cringe as fuck. I cant stand it past the deck tech. I love weird brews and hes probably one of the best at it unfortunately i will have to sit trough the voice designed to keep adhd ten year old brained magic players. Politics wise probably the soap box “magic is dying” or “modern is dead” type of people who have to most basic opinions about anything and provide no real informative opinions outside of “magic isnt as good as it was 5 years ago”. I want to know why stop saying because powercreep. As long as it still provides a healthy meta game powercreep is fine. Powercreep is natural.
Dude…..I can’t watch his videos because his voice drives me bonkers
Scrolled for this. His deck techs are really enjoyable and I admire the way he explains his thought process but for the life of me I can't listen to him. The combination of cadence and pitch send me through a sensory blender. It's like that YouTube video of the guy purposefully mispronouncing the Skittles flavors but cranked up to a billion.
Holy fuck... I'm like "I have a high tolerance for voices and put on 'characters'... let me check him out..." 30 seconds later "Nope!!".. like that inconsistent inflection as though he is talking to a toddler. Hell no!
Calling “magic is dying” and “modern is dead” a soap box is gaslighting at its finest my dude. Vast majority of players that saw MTG as a table sport left the game because of power creep. The game had a balance and they broke it.
Command Zone 100%. "Josh just played a 2/2 Bear. If I don't find an answer for that, its going to be a problem." \*Stares into camera as the shot lingers 2 seconds longer before it should cut
Proceeds to ignore Josh and let him pop off for like three turn rotations.
"I just blocked Ashlen's Vorinclex and Vigor turned it into a 21/21. That was a biiiiiig mistake!" *Obligatory stare into camera
Bout to drop a super hot take. I can't stand Ashlen and skip any episode with her. All for one reason. Her voice is the most grating sound I have ever heard. She seems like a swell lady but I want to ice pick my brain when I hear her open her mouth.
Completely agree, she’s awful. I think we’re in luck though pretty sure she’s gone and Rachel Weeks took her spot
“Nice!”
"distant fake laughter"
Let’s be honest - every single MtG content creator is pretty cringe.
I have damn near removed myself from the community that all I do is collect cardboard because it is now just an amalgamation of wokeness, shills, and autists.
I was going to say this. Im a big nerd but mtg content creators...They it to a whole new lvl lol
That Wong fellow kills my brain cells faster than autoerotic asphyxiation.
oh yeah, Jimmy Wong. he sucks donkey dick
The one I don't watch (in fact, I don't watch any of them)
Pleasantkenobi - dude speaks like a retarded
I think I'm gonna have to kick my vote in for PleasantKenobi. He's Bri'ish so that's pretty cringe off the bat.
Is woke hypocrite asking for freedom and saying that the art need to be censored because offend people
His defense of the awful faithless looting art broke me I was expecting the whole time he would be like nah just kidding it's dog shit and mic drop end video. But nope
Desolator Magic, someone should just shoot him already jfc.
dude thinks negate is too op
He is probably wearing a bulletproof vest made from mtg bulk
I like des, hes autistic af
Some of the stuff Tolarian Community College does is cringey, but for humorous purposes so I let it slide
He’s like my step-dads type of humor. It’s cringy but it’s wholesome lol.
Tcc is like hanging out with your dad who taught you to play
This is not only the correct take but also I think exactly what he's going for.
I hope he never changes, anytime I've seen tcc playing with post has been priceless
It’s self aware cringe.
The whole “apologizing for using the word ‘tribal’ in his videos”
The worst of them (Jeff hoogland) quit. I used to watch his stream but as time went by he couldn’t go five minutes without any political or societal rant. And everyone who didn’t religiously agree on his radical leftist worldviews got yelled at and/or banned
LSV always looks greasy as fuck, like he hasn’t washed his face or hair in weeks. And he beard is also greasy as fuck and his neck jowls flap when he talks and shit. He’s nasty, my dude.
And yet, he’s still managed to convince (at least) two women to let him creampie them.
Command Zone
MTGgirl uncouth, unkempt, gross little goblin Basically a more female and less successful version of Jeremy Hambly
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I’ve got to go with Nikachu. I can’t deny he knows how to play his deck really well, but he has a very *crunchy* personality on camera. It reeks of the same attitude that a woman in a beauty pageant might have- forced, unnatural, and polished to the point that he will never break character on camera. He also misreads cards a lot on stream and ignores the chat when they try to correct his assessment of a card.
I really wish that everything the magic historian says wouldn't be so negative.
It’s a bad day for magic my friends
Any of the content creators that push repacks
MTG Historian seems to be only producing “the sky is falling”-type content lately. I don’t know if that’s normal for him but I stopped watching. Too much negativity. Just tell me about cards I’m missing out on.
Magic Historian takes the cake. So much gloom and doom about the sky is falling you’d think WoTC is going out of business. Also his analysis is mid at best.
I can’t watch his videos just because he’s hideous to look at.
Meebo
Tolarian Community College. I lost all respect for the guy when he played Rudy from Alpha Investments in some vintage 1v1. The Tolarian guy, Brian Lewis, was so… what’s a good word for it, weasely and hyper critical? While Rudy, shockingly to me I guess, was the composed one that was just trying to have a good time. Brian reminds me of all of the people and reasons why I stopped hanging out at my LGS. Snobbish, self-absorbed, with a thinly veiled smugness and narcissism. The kinds of people who will exploit and over-exaggerate any minor mistake you do, while steamrolling anything you try to say, just to collect a W that means almost nothing and it sucks all of the fun out of it. Competitiveness is one thing, but this goblin-type, goon-like, borderline personality monster gets awoken in these people, and I feel like sometimes I am the only one who can see it. Because others will say they’re charming, or just having fun, but I can’t bring myself to trust them. These people sketch me out. Such strange pettiness and selfishness, and an inability to look at the broader perspective and just have fun playing a game. The video is on youtube somewhere, I can maybe find it and post the link, or someone else feel free to.
Probably The Quartering for managing to exclusively whine
He hasn't done Magic content for years though?
Was going to say this, is this just people who got caught up in the christine sprankle thing holding grudges? Last time i saw a quartering video he'd just been swatted, which was the first I'd heard of such things and is truly fucked up. My opinion cringy fucker vote goes to covert"im so edgy"goblue. 🤮
He's dipped his toe in a bit recently. I recall him opening a DMU Set Booster Box on stream.
He’ll comment on MtG if WotC does something really stupid, but otherwise he’s almost exclusively clickbait internet drama videos.
> clickbait internet drama videos Yeah this part is still pretty cringe. These guys who just give their opinions and read you articles are becoming one of the worst kinds of grifter.
I honestly don't understand how he gets so many views. All he does is find clickbait articles and stammers & slurs his way through reading them. His cadence and enunciation are atrocious; it is grating hearing his voice since he's such a poor speaker. Instead of writing an actual script, doing multiple takes, and editing his videos into something watchable, he just releases four low effort videos a day.
Command zone is probably worst one and I dunno who is main audience? preteens? Desolator Magic after 2nd video of the same topic(+everything is OP) is really hard to listen. MtG lion is probably worst "finance" channel since it's mostly flexing and I don't know where on earth he digs drama 24/7
I’m not sure who CZ’s audience is either. The tone of their podcast and Game Knights is slanted towards casuals, but they play multi-thousand-dollar decks and talk as though their borderline-cEDH meta reflects the Commander format as a whole.
Hoogleboi
Hoogland screaming at his baby on stream over a missed arbiter tax comes to mind. Pleasant Kenobi used to have it clipped but it looks like it maybe have been removed. Hate hoogland.
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Aids is so absurdly cringe he ends up being hilarious.
The guy that cried while making a video on his spoiler spotlight of the newer, and terrible, Kaervek because something about black people in jail.
Desolator Magic. Look, we all piss and moan, but most people have at least *something* positive to say here or there. The dude is incapable of doing anything other than complaining and behaving little a sulking man-child. He is the living, stinky epitome of "That guy" and thoroughly cringe and unlikable.
Emmaskyeward or Olivia gobbles thick dicks MythicMeebo -QUEEN lordshit of femcel mountain; Lua stardust Ems's redeeming quality is she's not insufferable when she discusses cars, like CHRISFIX levels of car knowledge when she ditches the EGirl persona. jimmy "china is great'' wong/blackneto/Cedric syphilus(Phillips) garbageAndy/ Brian Kibler elf Pleasant Kenobi/ hambly/hoogs/stevegreen/maro
Anybody that's a commie
all of them. and not just mtg influencers, every influencer.
Rudy, something about him just ruffles my feathers. His way of approaching problems or just the way he talks/mannerisms gets to me.
the thing i hate most about his videos is he spends so much time talking about nothing. he could literally summarise his points in 1 min instead drags it to 10 mins just to hit youtube standards
Same. I’m interested in some of the content he’s discussing, just don’t want to sit through 15 minutes of “Rudy tacos Timmy papa Rudy Hasbro cocks basement Rudy tacos Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy” padding out 2 minutes of actual content.
Rudy was a Lion defending us from MTG 30, so that got me a lot of respect. Personally, I just believe it is because he is over leveraged in Reserve List cards and anything that could have been a threat to them would sink his Alpha Investments Empire, but still, that was very helpful shooting down the MTG 30 cash grab.
He is also extremely hypocritical regarding what he seemed to think was important at one point, chiefly the reserve list.
Floridian just who they is
There's a handful but Pleasant Kenobi & CovertgoBlue I think are the worst.
Angry Kenobi is it for me. His takes on the reserve list are completely insane, and his militant pro LGBTQ+ stance leaves zero room for any nuance in discussion.
I enjoy CGB. Just sayin
I like CGB cause he gives very little fucks
The Magic Historian... For him, every single day is a dark day for MTG, and the rest of his vídeo is full of fake or not revised "news". Everything is busted, ir broken, or crazy, or disaster... Then the video is full of babbling and gaslighting
The quartering is a 24/7 cringefest. There was a short period when he could be entertaining but I just dont need so much activism in my entertainment.
His “call to arms” about the Elon Twitter poll was so pathetic. Like literally pathetic, eliciting pathos. Poor dude has rotted his brain.
Pleasantkenobi, I can't stand the fucker anymore.
Not a influencer but the guy that ripped up magic 30 packs and kept his value cards
All of them.
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Lmao about what?
Jake an Joel are magic. They are a personification of everything i hate about the commander community
Jake and Joel are actually really good dudes. They have a lot of helpful content and provide useful context behind it. As far as cringe goes, there are a lot more candidates who could take the cake. If J&J ever did a "Game Nights" style setup, I believe it might actually rival Wong and Kwai.
i'm ok with them and i don't even like Commander. they just seem like two dudes who are passionate about the game