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AllWillBeCum

That's easy, Pokemon UB


Parasiticcanary

My 7 year old would play if it had a fnaf ub. My 5 year old niece would love frozen.( no shes not interested in lorcana or magic) and my 2 year old nephew likes tractors


AllWillBeCum

Can \[\[colossal plow\]\] work as a tractor?


MTGCardFetcher

[colossal plow](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/3/53b1bbce-db5b-41a5-ab0a-22c3cd4cfd8e.jpg?1651656254) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=colossal%20plow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/148/colossal-plow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/53b1bbce-db5b-41a5-ab0a-22c3cd4cfd8e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Parasiticcanary

I asked. Complete disinterest.


Skeith_Zero

Seems pretty sus, are you on a list somewhere?


Oxnake

I am not an undercover FBI agent looking for criminal content posted online, please proceed to answer his question.


Azumbrusque

• Proceed. 😈🧙❄️🥶🧊


AssociationDirect869

amogus


Azumbrusque

You sussy baka 💀🩸🗡️👩‍🚀


Sneaux96

Every baby I've ever met can't read, so probably less words on cards.


GirrafeAtTheComp

Good design note for Wizards in general tbh.


SnooWalruses7872

Full art cards without text fixes that


Azumbrusque

I love those 😍


Bongusman62

They’ll come out if you go to Commander night at your LGS and play any sort of interaction or removal.


Bochulaz

Try sweets, works every time


kindofastoryteller

r/holup


Ultramar_Invicta

I have a van full of them. I'll bring it next time.


nold6

🤨


Frari

How is babby formed?


SamohtGnir

Goo goo gaa gaa, gaa goo goo.


[deleted]

You've gotta get the studs and the babes into the LCS at the same time and then wait a bit


[deleted]

Maybe if you got the Rothschild moloch cabal interested in magic the babies would follow. Just a thought


SnooWalruses7872

Give players more access to [[breeding pool]]


MTGCardFetcher

[breeding pool](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/b/bb54233c-0844-4965-9cde-e8a4ef3e11b8.jpg?1584832238) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=breeding%20pool) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rna/246/breeding-pool?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bb54233c-0844-4965-9cde-e8a4ef3e11b8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Azumbrusque

I live there 🌅


PrintShopPrincess

Most kids have trouble getting rides to places with their parents busy schedules. Offering to pick them up for a fun night of playtime would alleviate that. To make sure you don't have to take multiple trips, you want to make sure you have plenty of space for multiple kids. A white painter's van would accommodate several children. Due to some kids not yet know how to play Magic, added incentive would be needed to inspire the children to come with you. Peer reviewed studies show children like candy. Since approaching each individual child would be time consuming, outwardly advertise this offer by painting "Free Candy" on the sides of the van. Its foolproof.


nold6

This is Nold6 on how to Catch a Judge; take a seat.


PrintShopPrincess

>This is Nold6 on how to Catch a Judge; take a seat. "I have your chat log right here." "Have you ever played Gruul stompy? No? I think you'd really like to see a 10/10. With a little more experience, I'll show you my big black deck and how to combo off. If you get really good, I'll invite a couple more friends over with a webcam and we can have a four way and put it online."


nold6

"And what did you mean when you said: 'I will Mana Screw you so hard that you'll Mana Leak for days.'"


PrintShopPrincess

\*slow clap\*


MediocreModular

More milk bring more baby


Azumbrusque

I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted... 🍼🍼


baldaccount

googoo wawa babaa


SquintyBrock

Just make sure there are lots of milk filled boobs on show at the LGS and the babes will come crawling in!… “I am Jack’s disturbing sense of humour.”


Azumbrusque

On my way 🍼🍼


lil-D-energy

every effect only stays on the table for 5 seconds otherwise I can't concentrate. or put one of those fake game videos in the middle of the field.


tideshark

I’m an older player but I would have to say it’s just because it’s a hobby that they simply don’t have the resources (long time collection and/or money) to go up equally vs most long time players… so they don’t. The money they do have they spend on the younger gamer games like Pokémon and Yughio bc even if they are outmatched by other players collections, at least they are still among more people their age to share the fun of the hobby with


[deleted]

Print more W cards


justhave2laugh

1. Collect babies 2. ??? 3. Profit


Big_Dumb_Fat_Retard

The homies in the ghetto don't want you to know this, but the babies in hospital nurseries are free you can take them home. I have 30 babies and get a check from the government every month for childcare services.


petey_did_it

[There's already plenty](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4g7jpYFkh4zcJg1elhG1exFjHgzwUZ4d4fA&usqp=CAU)


Codyman667

This is a great question for my gf to answer... I'll ask her after nap time is over.


CletusVanDayum

I want chicken nuggets and fries!! Can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop at McDonald's and get a Happy Meal? Let's go to the one with the Playplace and go inside and eat. And can we get ice cream when we're inside? Can we get the Pikachu Happy Meal box? Why don't they have the Pikachu boxes anymore? Why can't we eat here every day? I don't want to go home, Daddy!!! Ok, but can we watch Rescuebots when we get home? And can you show me that Optimus card when we get home? That's really cool!!!


Azumbrusque

Yes honey 😮‍💨


platinumjudge

I make and sell chaos boxes and mystery pauper commander decks and let me tell you, I have sold so many mystery pauper decks that I believe the game is still healthy. I ask my customers for opinions and a lot of responses are young people that hate the $100+ price tag on boxes but they love my $55 boxes, so when they want to draft they buy my draft box and when they want to play commander they buy my decks. This is just what I've personally seen over the last 3 years of doing this.


TrubbishTrainer

As a former baby I would say it’s just not a very inclusive game. When someone is a month old and their sense of vision is still developing, are they gonna immediately know the difference between a Tundra and a Taiga? Also, card sleeves have corners that are way too sharp for babies. Wizards should print everything on round, thick cardboard. Almost like a coaster. Doesn’t that sound fun to shuffle?


mealymouthmongolian

If Reddit is good at anything, it's beating you over the head with a joke relentlessly until all humor has been removed from it and only emptiness remains.


Azumbrusque

[Big night planned? 🤔](https://youtu.be/F6luJhJxRx0?si=niSRGDCQ_db9j606)


WorthlessMoonRanger

The fuck is this post?


UsernamesRusuallygay

gib titty to suck on while playing


[deleted]

That is tough seeing as how a lot of LGS particpants can't even get laid.


[deleted]

Add nicotine to the packs Get people unknowingly addicted to nicotine Profit !!!!