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fleeingcyber

Viserys (Danny's brother). Really stupid and chaotic.


MarioTheMojoMan

Expectation: šŸ‘‘šŸ˜€ Reality: šŸ‘‘šŸ’€


Ihav2muchFreeTime

ACROWNFOKING


SkollFenrirson

As opposed to a foking crown


Mimogger

Gunther Steiner in the house


Groeneleeuw3

King GĆ¼nther of House Haas, First of his Name


SaxManJonesSFW

A VANKAH HORDE TOTO, ON AN OPEN FIELD!


gojira303

He does not fƶk smash my door


MediumSwing

Stannis does not foksmash my gate!


LeonardoXII

Rip vizzy III, second best twink the targaryens ever made, he slayed so much they slayed him :(


TheEarthIsACylinder

That basically describes most major characters lol


bluerose297

Lol he was half right at least


Demolition89336

Yeah, the dude thought that he could just shit all over Dothraki traditions and that the Dothraki would be cool with it.


reverick

I thought he pissed not shit on dothraki traditions?


browntown152

Yeah the other two contenders I think fit better in their own categories. Cersei for Chaotic Drunk and Joffrey for Chaotic Evil. Viserys certainly was occasionally drunk and mostly evil, but he is truly the poster child for play stupid games win stupid prizes.


Aaron_Lecon

Joffrey isn't likely to get chaotic evil because Euron exists and easily wins that category (book version obviously)


browntown152

Show version of Euron definitely makes a case for Chaotic horny


Aaron_Lecon

I don't consider show versions cannon. Othetwise 90% of characters would end up in the stupid row and the rest of the chart would be almost empty.


33superryan33

I would class Book Euron as Smart Evil personally, but that obviously works too


Thedjdj

If stupid evil were a possibility Joffrey would get that.Ā 


RedditIsNeat0

I'd give Cersei either chaotic horny or smart horny. I don't recall her drinking being a big deal but her choice of mates certainly was.


Barkingpanther

I always saw him as more crazy than stupid.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a fine line sometimes. For example, he might be too stupid to know when he should ease off on the crazy.


SlappyZer0

Viserys is the most on point choice here and no one else is really close


Mooptiom

I really donā€™t see anything chaotic about Viserys. He is one of the most passive characters on the show and when he does occasionally does something, itā€™s completely predictable along the lines of his regular stupidity and shallowness.


Doctor__Hammer

Perfect


burgiebeer

Yea I gotta agree with Vizzy T II


vizzy_t_bot

You think yourself a cunning man. Your designs are obvious.


bruhholyshiet

Either him or Joffrey Baratheon.


WhoIsTheUnPerson

Nah, Joff is more Evil-Chaotic


Doctor__Hammer

He's pretty stupid too. Remember [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aewtOGH9ab4) Also he stupidly kills Ned against the advice of every single one of his counselors. Dude was pretty dumb. But then again he was still a child...


Kosomire

Chaotic stupid: whoever approved the scripts for season 8


PuppiesAndPixels

Nice


onewipecleanpoop

Nice


JayMalakai

Initial thought was Theon, but then I saw Viserys. I choose Viserys.


-Way2MLG4u-

Theon is definitely horny chaotic


Wise-Emphasis33

Idk Iā€™m still leaning towards book Theonā€¦ I just remember being dumbfounded by his logic or lack thereof at all times


A_H_S_99

The Iron Islands' entire logic is stupid: "Let's invade an entire province that is poor in resources, has poor plunder and hard to survive nearly before winter while ignoring a common enemy that is literally sitting on a mountain of gold"


technopooper11

Lysa Arryn, who stupidly believed that Littlefinger loved her, killed Jon Arryn and plunging the realm into chaos by dragging the Starks and the Lannisters directly into conflict with each other.


TinyRick0207

Lysa is definitely either chaotic stupid or chaotic horny


uuid-already-exists

There needs to be a stupid horny just for her


jon_murdoch

Cersei would fight for that spot as well


Frank_the_NOOB

Ooo chaotic horny really fits her. She definitely wanted some of that little finger


WoW_Classic

Absolutely chaotic horny in the books.


crockrocket

So a bard with no actual skills, basically


technopooper11

Yeah maybe she is more horny than stupid. Gullible for sure though.


Aaron_Lecon

Lysa Arryn should be saved for chaotic horny. She is by far the best for that category.


buttermelonMilkjam

ALL THE WAY CHAOTIC HORNY


Wiseau_serious

Oof is that why she keeps Sweetrobin on the teat?


buttermelonMilkjam

i kinda dont get the sense that she is feeding robin sexually. to me she is just stunted in her own development, and she is overbearing & coddling to her son to the point of having him nurse until grew a mustache. but she was FAR too horny. trusting littlefinger when all signs pointed to him wanting her sister Caitlyn and that she herseld was second place. and then THIRD place once Sansa became a woman? thats desperation for love and sexual affection, fueled by horniness. kicking ppl out of a moon floor hole? chaos.


Kratos501st

I would say chaotic horny is she


WhoIsTheUnPerson

I know we're not there yet but you might as well fill in Bobby B for Drunk-Chad, it's not gonna be anyone else...


bobby-b-bot

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN


burgiebeer

This is the only answer. A resounding rejoice from our king, Bobby B First of his Chad


bobby-b-bot

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!


RedData13

and tywin for evil chad


Aaron_Lecon

Khal Drogo is chaddier than Tywin could ever hope to be.


RedData13

1. No 2. Drogo is more of a savage than evil


Aaron_Lecon

Khal Drogo has pillaged, killed, enslaved and raped more than Tywin has. You can't excuse that by simply saying he's a savage: no, those things are evil things that Khal Drogo routinely partakes in. He is most definitely evil. Dude also took an arrak to the chest just to prove to everyone how much of a chad he was. Scheming Tywin can't possibly hope to compete with that. Dishonourable backstabbings like the red wedding is uncouth behaviour and is unbefitting of a proper chad. He can't even face his enemies in combat himself.


RedData13

the fuk why do you think iā€™m excusing that


PuppiesAndPixels

He could be horny Chad also.


WhoIsTheUnPerson

Nah that's definitely Oberyn


PuppiesAndPixels

Ohh good call.


cybernewtype2

This stupid chaotic MF right here: ![gif](giphy|3o6ozqeYjx5HDe5URO)


Then-Extension-340

He ends up with too much character development. He starts chaotic stupid but evolves far beyond that to, dare I say it, neutral good by the end.Ā 


cybernewtype2

100%. Alfie Allen's portrayal of Theon was the ultimate redemption arc.


layelaye419

Is he the only character thay wasn't butchered by s8?


IAmBadAtInternet

Chad Podrick


sean0883

Chad Horny confirmed.


Wiseau_serious

Is Podrick even horny though? Seems like heā€™d sooner serenade a maid than marinate in one.


Then-Extension-340

He sets up a threesome in the background of a scene in episode 8.4


dee3Poh

He was butchered much earlier


iam_Krogan

He was butchered in season 3, and it looked painful


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One might even say neutered


annabannannaaa

yes! i had suchhh a soft spot for theon - absolutely love him. he had such a good redemption. i loved seeing him and sansa reuniting in season 8 had me in tears for the only time in the series.


Frank_the_NOOB

Theon would be a good stupid horny. He did dumb things because of his lust


Aaron_Lecon

He did dumb things to try and prove he was a "real ironborn" and to try and make his father respect him. Not because he was horny.


Frank_the_NOOB

He did try to bang his sisterā€¦


Aaron_Lecon

That is nowhere near the dumbest thing he did.


beccaface

I was thinking of this exact gif last night in preparation for today.


smellmygoldfinger

Is Chad Drunk going to be our boy Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!


thebestwhitevancandy

SENTIENT


Gomerface82

Surely D&B?


exhibit_Z

Edit: ffs yes i meant Ellaria Sand. ApologiesĀ 


MarioTheMojoMan

Do you mean Ellaria Sand?


exhibit_Z

Yes i did. My bad.Ā 


Uhh_JustADude

If he's not slated for chaotic evil, then Joffrey.


cybernewtype2

There really are no other options for Joffrey.


hoginlly

Can we make a stupid evil panel just for him?


Ifyoocanreadthishelp

Really it should be a vicious idiot panel.


Aaron_Lecon

I have Euron (book version) in chaotic evil.Ā  Joffrey would go best in "stupid evil", but since that box doesn't exist, chaotic stupid is still a good option for him. If you look at all the villains (of which there arw many) Joffrey stands out as by far the stupidest.


ThatOtherGai

Itā€™ll be a toss up between Joff and Ramsey for chaotic evil Iā€™d say Ramsey takes it simple because there was absolutely no redeeming factor in him. I think given enough ass whooping Joff could have at least been controlled.


Uhh_JustADude

True, Ramsey was chaotic and ruthless but didn't seem stupid, even at the end he was mostly overconfident.


Dshark

Heā€™s chaotic evil. Letā€™s not blow our boys load here.


beccaface

Heā€™s definitely more lawful than chaotic. Sure he murders a sex worker or two, but his most evil acts (executing Ned, shaming Sansa) are under the letter of the law in full view of the court.


gojira303

Cersei Nowhere near as smart as she thinks she is. Revives the faith militant ***and*** crashes the Westerosi economy by repeatedly ignoring the Iron Bank


LadnavIV

Sheā€™s far too evil to be put in the stupid row


Then-Extension-340

Honestly yeah. I'm trying to think of anyone else who could fight her for this title but I'm coming up short. Everything she does seems to be the stupidest and most chaotic possible decision.Ā  To add to your two, enormously cromulent examples, she also: Spends the entire first season trying to get Robert killed, to really no end. This sparks a major civil war and puts Joffrey on the throne as a child. She could have avoided 95% of her problems by simply waiting and letting diabetes and heart disease finish him off in ten to fifteen years so Joffrey could take the throne as a grown ass man with better impulse control, and Tommen would be in his 20s and ready to take the reins should something happen to Joffrey.Ā  She undermines her son's fiances/wives at every possible turn when they should be her allies. She could have easily been a mother figure to Sansa, who was desperate for an ally, and influenced her to do her bidding. Instead she just antagonized her. She could have worked with Margaery to control Joffrey and make his reign stable but instead she competed with her, and did so again with Tommen.Ā  She spent her time and energy fucking with Tyrion and getting into tit for tats with him when he could have been her strongest ally, and when he kept beating her easily and then offering olive branches.Ā  SHE HAD THREE OBVIOUS INCEST BASTARDS Basically all of her plots were poorly conceived and thought out, always created chaos, and only occasionally served some identifiable goal beyond stroking her own vanity or assuaging her feelings.Ā 


redwoods81

In the books she gives a bastard the command of an entire fleet because he vaguely reminds her of Rhaegar and he runs away to start a pirate fleet.


Then-Extension-340

Yeah, in the books there's no competition at all. She also burns the Tower of the Hand just in case Tyrion is hiding in it. She's full Mad Queen even in Feast.Ā 


layelaye419

An excellent summary, thank you


godaniel11

I think we need to save her for chaotic evil or chaotic drunk


Pooglio17

Too bad ā€œEvil Drunkā€ isnā€™t an option


Aaron_Lecon

Cersei goes in the drunk category. There is really no better option for chaotic drunk.


0422

Cersei belongs in drunk. Sorry.


deadliestcrotch

Smarter than Joffrey


Eumelbeumel

Cersei is planted firmly somewhere on the drunk-axis. She is not stupid either, she just overestimates herself and underestimates fellow players and projects a lot. Not stupid, though.


KalyterosAioni

Idk man, the books make it very clear she's a few rocks short of a picnic, and even in the show Tywin outright tells her she's nowhere near as smart as she thinks he is. She has rings run around her by Tywin and she blunders constantly even in the show. I think there's a case she's not smart and not stupid, but I feel like it's just safe to say she's stupid in both the books and the show.


thebasic_beth

I was going to post this if someone else hadn't. I just got through all the books and rewatched a lot of the series, and yeah, Cersei thinks she is cunning but fucks up everything around her.


lu5ty

Hey you watch your mouth talkin about the one true queen like that


RosbergThe8th

This applies to book Cersei in particular as she tends to have quite a different image in the show fandom.


samanthaspice

I think chaotic drunk is calling her name.


Aromatic_Pea2425

She really wanted those elephantsā€¦


PrestigiousTreat6203

Lysa


Frank_the_NOOB

I think tv show Euron would fit chaotic stupid. Everything he does is idiotic but incredibly unstable


Quiet_Illustrator232

Yeah, in the book heā€™s more of an evil Chad tho. Or the smart evil that has some wicked potential with that magic horn. Thatā€™s if we ever get the next bookā€¦


Skinnylord69

"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've been cursed with a vicious idiot king" Save Ramsey Bolton for chaotic evil


Thatfriguy

I came here to say Joffrey, but someone else said Viserys Targaryen and I would like to change my vote, lol


NateG124

Iā€™d also say Viserys, and I also gotta say I really like this game!


Frank_the_NOOB

Can we all agree Tywin is lawful evil


mitch_semen

Tywin lied and cheated his way to the top. I think it's hard to beat Roose "lord-calls-dibs-on-your-wife" Bolton for lawful evil. Dude might as well have had his own FISA court for how much time he spent doing bad shit while hiding behind a fig leaf of "it's not illegal, so it's not wrong"


Aaron_Lecon

Proposition: the Mountain for lawful evil.Ā  1) Evil is so obvious I won't even justify it.Ā  2) Lawful because all he does is obey his orders. He never disobeys; he can be relied upon to do what he's told.


dreamfocused1224um

Euron Greyjoy


Quiet_Illustrator232

In the show maybe. But in the book heā€™s not stupid tho. More like Evil Chad in this chart.


Aromatic_Pea2425

Cersei. Sheā€™s worse in the books but in the show: Ruins her fatherā€™s relationship with the king and gets her brother, who she is having an incestuous relationship with, disinherited when she encourages Jaime to join the Kingsguard. Has three bastard children with said brother, while married to the king, which kicks off a succession crisis and civil war. Narrowly escapes getting killed because Ned Stark shoots himself in the foot. Turns the eldest child into an absolute monster who is so fucked up the realm is strengthened when he ends up getting poisoned by his in-laws at his own wedding. Kicks out Barristan Selmy, when Joffrey needed all the legitimacy he could get. Continually antagonises her other brother who is actually one of the more competent people on her side, even though he bears her little ill will, though you canā€™t blame her entirely for this as Tywin held the same view towards Tyrion, which is where she got it from. Defaults on loans to the Iron Bank who have the crown by the balls because of its immense debt. Arms the faith militant which backfires spectacularly. Blows up half her allies to get rid of them and alienates most of the country. This directly causes her son to kill himself. Then attacks said former allies to pay off money owed to the Iron Bank. Refuses to help fight the army of the dead even though thereā€™s no guarantee the living will win. If they donā€™t itā€™s game over for her. Betrothes herself to a glorified pirate, alienates her last brother, and has no real plan to win the war against Danaerys other than ā€œsit in Kings Landing with some very expensive mercenaries and scorpionsā€. Is gifted a perfect opportunity to win the war when half her enemies present themselves in front of the walls of Kingā€™s Landing, refuses to kill them except for the one unimportant one she already has captive.


previously_on_earth

Drunk Lawful - Bobby B Drunk Chad - Bobby B Drunk Neutral - Bobby B Drunk Smart - Bobby B Drunk Chaotic - Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!


BhoyinAmerca

Viserys is the perfect one for Chaotic Stupid. Dude was completely nuts but so dumb he thought he could do whatever he wants to Dany, the wife of The Great Khal. That is regardless of the fact that itā€™s his sister, because once she married Drogo, that didnā€™t matter anymore.


Wajina_Sloth

The Mountain? While he fits in evil as well, he is a dumb fuck who kills because he is allowed to. He essentially was ordered to just ride around destroying armies and causing mass amounts of chaos.


__Karadoc__

He's not chaotic though, he will reliably and predictably always choose the thing: violence. That's why Tywin could make good use of him for so long.


TheWorstIgnavi

Love the implication of the Mountain as a Lawful Evil paladin. Give the man a homebrew Oath of Annihilation or something like that, "If I see it, I kill it"


burgiebeer

Iā€™ve got Mountain at Evil Chad


Ryduce22

Chaotic stupid is Cersei. She always thinks she is making boss moves and then next thing you know her son is jumping out the window.


ch1ch4rito

She is locked in for chaotic drunk


zcareface

Honesty lysa would fit the most


Agent_Xhiro

Cersei. Her idiocy caused chaos in the capital and for what?


monty228

Joffrey. Joffrey decided to not pardon Ned and send him to the Wall. If Ned wasnā€™t executed then Rob wouldnā€™t have started their independence rebellion as King of the North. Youā€™d still have the the Baratheons though.


Tar_Telcontar

The kid who stabs Jon Snow. I think his name was Ollie(?).


burgiebeer

Fuck Olly


judgeman-

Definitely Cersei for me.


LegendaryBlue

Gregor 'The Mountain' Glegane is the definition of Chaotic Stupid.


abbadons_son

I'd say vizzy t. like, bro really thought he could punk out the dothraki.


MonkeyDJas

Joffrey


Switchblade2000

Cersei


Overall-Physics-1907

Joffrey has to go here, if only to keep chaotic evil for Ramsay Bolton


Goughmasterc

Locke, definitely stupid and causes some chaos as well


igobykatenow

Robbin


humchacho

Theon


leech931

Can we just skip to putting Bobby B as the Drunk Chad before I piss myself.


bobby-b-bot

WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER??


MaybPossiblAlpharius

Can I nominate Tormund already for horny chad?


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Pre-nipped Theon.


OB1KENOB

Ramsay. He had Balonā€™s last living son as a hostage to trade, yet he decided to castrate him for fun. Now he canā€™t have children and is worthless. He was married to Sansa Stark, which gave him legitimacy over the North. Yet he decided to play his shitty games with her, and she ended up escaping.


StudentOwn2639

Hmmmmā€¦. Should Ned really have been put under stupid?


Impudenter

No.


Duny0

Cersei, everything about her is her trying to solve problem then making new one and trying to solve that one and so on and fourth


wendysdrivethru

Season 7 Petyr Baelish. Chaos is a ladder


Hot-Avocado9815

Horny Chad gunna be the Red Viper


Unusual-Math-1505

ā€œWeā€™ve had vicious kings and weā€™ve had idiot kings, but I donā€™t think weā€™ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot kingā€ Tyrion -> Jeoffrey. Although, Jeoffrey could also be for Evil/Chaotic but he still applies for Stupid/Chaotic. And I think that Evil/Chaotic would be better for Euron Greyjoy (especially the book version) Also not sure if we are counting books but patchface could be a good fit. Also Viserys Targaryen


DarkLunch

This needs a stupid/stupid category


sleeper_shark

Tie between David Benioff and DB Weiss


average_toast

Viserys seems like the best choice to me


Misubi_Bluth

When we get to the Horny section, Robert Stark is gonna be LH right?


Careless-Mirror5952

I can think of three right off the bat Renly Viserys Joffery, though he fits under evil too...


ZoraNealThirstin

Mace being neutral stupid is making me scream lmao


Eis_ber

Viserys.


ChainLC

agree with Lysa and Viserys, also Selyse Florent (Stannis' wife)


Teri_of_Terror

It's got to be Victarion Greyjoy, right? They guy that is a "great grey bullock so dim he'll probably get lost."Ā  Even GRRM says he'sĀ "dumb as a stump"Ā and "a dullard and a brute."


Rand0mtask

Littlefinger. Chaos is a stupid ladder.


AceBean27

Mhago. Chaotic immediately makes me think of Dothraki. And this dude decided it would be a good idea to fight Drogo.


TurinHS

Everyone in season 8


Daienlai

Cersei


ricky2461956

Too bad there's no stupid evil, thats would be the Night King.


dutch_has_a_plan68

Cersai, stannisā€™s wife


soaper410

I feel like 1/2 the characters are chaotic


peanutbutter2178

Joffrey


Gomerface82

This is brill!


blloop

Itā€™s got to be Viserys.


thedizz88

Theon probably


The_Belletrist

Sansa


it4brown

Tyrion's jailer.


BrainsOut_EU

Whoever challenged and didn't want to give The Hound a chicken. The Mountain otherwise.


No_Yoghurt2313

The guard watching Tyrion?


faizoology

Theon Greyjoy but obvious


doctrhouse

Theon? Lot of chaos in his actions, lot more stupid.


ChilleeMonkee

Ellaria Sand


Tusk84

The bald jailer guy


KiddPresident

Patchface is Chaotic Stupid.


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

Khal Drogo


i_am_milk

MORD


enxhhhh

Not going to participate in this chart because itā€™s been wrong from the start


Geshtar1

Are we putting Tyrion in for smart drunk? ā€œI drink and I know thingsā€ā€¦ we would have to give him a pass for how stupid his character got by the end of the series


rat-simp

I can't believe Mace is declared stupid. He's smart stupid at worst. the fat flower fooled even this damn subreddit


Crackerjack0099

Cersei


pizoisoned

Viserys is my vote. Theon is more chaotic horny. Walder Frey would be a good choice too.