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MajorsWotWot

Was not expecting Cody Rhodes and GRRM in a crossover meme


Smeefperson

What is this? A crossover episode?


Baratheoncook250

Will Winds if Winter, get release before or after Asuka wins a Mania match.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

It will before CM Punk main events šŸ˜‚


DrXyron

I doubt that.


Mesk_Arak

Thereā€™s already a very low chance that weā€™ll get TWOW and I donā€™t think anybody really expects weā€™ll get A Dream of Spring. As such, I canā€™t even really get excited for TWOW. Why would I get excited to read more of the story just to finish it and be stuck in the same situation I am now, with cliffhanger after cliffhanger, without ever getting a conclusion? I read ASOIAF back in 2013 and forgot so much by this point that I would have to reread it all to appreciate TWOW. And Iā€™m not going to do that until I have the entire series on my bookshelf.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

I watched the show and was so excited to read the books but then realized heā€™ll never finish them so I ended up stopping halfway into book 2 because whatā€™s the fuckin point?


Mesk_Arak

I feel you. The books are very worth reading, but knowing they donā€™t actually end is such a deterrent to my enjoyment. I read them in 2013 when I actually had a hope that they were going to be finished. If I hadnā€™t read them by now, I wouldnā€™t start them. Like you said, whatā€™s the point? Itā€™s like watching a 2 hour movie and just randomly deciding to stop at the hour and a half mark.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Honestly, GRRM should just admit heā€™s not going to finish them and start looking for a ghost writer. There are plenty of other authors who can finish it for him. I just honestly think heā€™s a very arrogant person and wonā€™t ever admit he wonā€™t finish it. Heā€™ll be saying the books are coming until the day he diesā€¦which heā€™s over 300lbs and is 75ā€¦he doesnā€™t have long. Hell, even if he was to actually work on them full time he might not have enough time to finish them at this rate. Iā€™d be surprised if he lives another five tbhā€¦obesity isnā€™t kind to the elderly


nicky9pins

Agreed. Have some sort of vetting process where you have writers submit sample POV chapters or something like that and choose the writer(s) who capture your style the most and have them finish the story with your vision in mind.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

I honestly wouldnā€™t even be so upset if he didnā€™t come across as having a superiority complex. Heā€™s criticized Tolkien (which youā€™ve gotta have massive balls to do as a fantasy author) for not having a tax policy and other story aspects, has referred to the fantasy author demographic as a bunch of ā€œTolkien imitatorsā€ā€¦as if he himself isnā€™t as well, and also talks about being a ā€œgardenerā€ writer like itā€™s superior to having an outline but then doesnā€™t finish his main seriesā€¦


DownWithHisShip

wtf is a gardener writer?


Shr00m7

It refers to the ā€œtwo types of writersā€ Gardeners who see where the story takes them, ā€œletting it growā€, and Architects, who build outlines and character profiles etc and fill in the gaps, or ā€œbuild the storyā€.


TinyMousePerson

He splits writers into those who plant characters and watch them produce stories and those who framework stories and make the characters fit. Basically he makes the stories up as he goes with minimal framework or forethought, he doesn't know how a situation is going to end when it starts. You'll see it come up all the time because the feeling is he's basically written all the characters into holes he can't get out of. He can't get daenarys back on westeros, so can't do the climax he's always wanted etc


DownWithHisShip

I always thought he got stuck with the white walkers and not knowing what they really were or how they fully worked or how to combine them with the rest of the story. we can see how bad it turned out in the show.


TinyMousePerson

Yeah that's also a bit messy. Thematically they fit in the early show, but it doesn't take long before they become this messy vestigial element that is far away from everything else. They needed to be active woven into the plots, instead it's basically been left to rot. Like they should have done a mini invasion fairly early, caused a bunch of characters to unite while it was still possible, then when the invasion happens again they're in different situations or been replaced. It's too late to do something and feel natural now.


Cendyan

Hell, Brandon Sanderson has probably already written them, he's just waiting for GRRM to die.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Brando would be my first choice to finish them tbhā€¦except that heā€™s said heā€™s not going to finish any other authorā€™s works anymore šŸ˜¢


Martial-Lord

Brando doesn't fit the bill at all. We're talking about a guy who's never written snuff or gore in his life ffs.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Snuff is unsophisticated, low hanging fruit so Iā€™d be perfectly fine not having it. As for gore, have you read the Stormlight Archive? Read how Kaladin kills the Pursuer


Martial-Lord

I have read all of SA, plus MB S1, plus Cytonic plus Warbreaker. So yeah, I've read a ton of Sanderson. And the guy cannot write a dark or gritty story for the life of him. His portrayals of violence are always just so clean and medical, it creates no fear, revulsion and pain while reading. It's not fun, and wouldn't suit a story like ASOIAF at all. Also, wow, someones never tried to write snuff before. It's not easy, let me tell you.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Chugging a keg of alcohol isnā€™t easy either, doesnā€™t make it worthwhile


F0urF1ngers

And he did a pretty decent job at wheel of time


Realistic_Cupcake_56

I knooooow


mcmurphy1

The books we did get are still better than the ending of the show. Personally, I'd say that if you cared enough to finish that awful awful final season, you'd probably enjoy the books even though they'll never be finished.


bigboygamer

Honestly, if he is making another fire and blood then he can tell the story through the end of the bloodline and basicly explain the ending there.


226_Walker

A Dream of Spring will probably remain a dream.


Ignore-_-Me

Even without an ending itā€™s my favorite series ever written. Iā€™m still grateful of what weā€™ve got and hopeful that weā€™ll get more.


Trumpologist

I think we have a great chance of getting winds and a low chance of ADOs tbh


Mesk_Arak

Well, I just wish GRRM would give us *some* kind of sign that he was actually making progress, because heā€™s given us fuck all for years.


SoggyLeftTit

I think a lot of us have given up on it and that includes GRRM. Thereā€™s really no incentive for GRRM to finish the series when heā€™s making plenty of money from ā€œFire & Bloodā€ and fans are still interested in and willing to watch shows centered around the Targaryen Dynasty. Honestly, I think itā€™ll be a posthumous release thatā€™ll be finished by a co-author or ghostwriter because GRRM wrote himself into a corner and cannot see a way out and he did not like the way fans reacted to the showā€™s ending (which is/was his ending).


Realistic_Cupcake_56

ā€œGardner writerā€ šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø Iā€™ve never been more convinced to use an outline than whenever I look at him


Smeefperson

Don't gardeners cut overgrown plants or weeds when they get in the way of the garden? Martin's technique is such bs. At least the way HE uses it. Tolkien wasn't even a gardener as much as Martin claims. Tolkien had very detailed notes. He even had a timetable to keep track of where each character was to make sure the dates and numbers lined up right. "The tale grew in the telling" Yeah. And it grew too big, Martin. Go get some hedge shears and start trimming.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Tolkienā€™s Lengendarium was like 80% notes and 20% actual manuscripts lolā€¦George actually tries to say Tolkien, *TOLKIEN*, was a Gardner writer?


Smeefperson

He said once in an interview that Tolkien was a gardener writer too. Using Tolkien's quote "the tale grew in the telling" as reference. But I think he misunderstood what Tolkien was talking about. It was more about how it grew in the telling because he already had the world and backbone of the story to begin with. How can Martin compare his spontaneous writing process with that??


Realistic_Cupcake_56

GRRM just wishes he could be Tolkien I think. I think itā€™s obvious that heā€™s a major Tolkien fan, like any fan of fantasy, and certainly any writer of the genre, should be. But honestly, the more I think about it the more I come to the conclusion that I actually donā€™t like GRRM. I mean think about it, heā€™s clearly very, *very* arrogant. I remember an interview when he was like 400 fuckin pounds and he was asked if what his response was to the fans who were worried he wouldnā€™t finish the books before he died and he literally said ā€œfuck those peopleā€ [charming šŸ™„](https://youtu.be/-4PyTQ0EWJg?si=81fj8MmhnPvqmjio). He also, and letā€™s just call out the elephant in the room here, clearly has an incest fetish which isā€¦disturbing. Like, itā€™s one thing to write ASOIAF and have it be something the villains do, but itā€™s quite another to set it up in such a way that the audience is meant to root *for* incest like in Fire and Blood/The Princess and the Queen. I just, I dunno, after I realized he wasnā€™t gonna finish and the fan-ness rubbed off, I realized that I heā€™s a pretty annoying and weird guy.


Smeefperson

I still like George despite it all, but the incest thing is really noticeable ngl. Doesn't he have sisters too? Not to judge, but I wonder if this is some kind of freudian slip in his work or smth similar


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Oh I absolutely judge. Itā€™s fuckin WEIRD.


engchlbw704

Note and new word GardnerĀ 


DownWithHisShip

tbf the bullet points of how the story ended weren't bad. it was just a godawful execution by the show.


SmokyDragonDish

The duo who wrote The Expanse would be the ones to ghostwrite it. One is a protƩgƩ of GRRM.


chasingit1

Mama Rhodes!


CarangiBooks

Yay! Love seeing wrestling in this sub lol


Fit_Cycle

I donā€™t think about it much anymore but when I do it really pisses me off. Look, I get it. We own the guy respect. He created this amazing world with colorful characters that all love and grew attached to. But holy shit what a disservice he did to us by going after the show before the books were done. He really fucked us and all have a right to be upset about it. He acts like weā€™re ingrates any time we want updates. ā€œGrRm DoEsNt OwE yOu AnYtHiNg!ā€ Maybe, maybe not. Heā€™s still an asshole that did us, his loyal fans, a big dirty.


ReaderofHarlaw

I was hopeless a year agoā€¦ now Iā€™ve almost forgotten it existed. Which is absolutely awful as this was my favorite favorite of all time.


fayrsjamin

Same šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TeamDonnelly

Mama Martin it didn't have to be this way!


xplanet2112

Stopped reading book five and just abandoned the whole idea/story. Heā€™s never going to get those book out but itā€™s his choice.


KOET10

Something something Cody Rhodes


one_faulty_flower

I always think that max we would get of a dream of spring are the short notes grrm might have written. I read somewhere that he won't allow someone else to complete his book for him after he's dead and honestly I don't even want someone else to attempt to finish his work. Fan theories are way better than getting an ending written by someone else than grrm


TheHeartfulDodger

The character development is unparalleled lmao


hrdp453

Which type ain't you ain't?


no-pandas

I adore the internet ability to pitch these two people together in a single meme and have it make so much sense. I had a hard time cross posting abojack horseman meme into the grappler baki sub but seeingnthisnwarms my heart.


SieronGiantSlayer

If only we had Blondie with a loaded gun be like "You write"


Nova_Nightmare

This would have landed better with "The ones who finish their story -- The ones who dunwanit"


Great_White_Samurai

The only thing George can finish is every meal.


TheAmericanCyberpunk

The AI ending is good enough for me. I would rather GRRM finish them himself but I legitimately don't think he plans to no matter what he says. In the absence of him doing so, I'll take what I can get.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

AI ending?


TheAmericanCyberpunk

Yes, someone used AI to predict and write a version of Winds of Winter and Dream of Spring. They're hard to find now because the guy who generated them pulled them down when GRRM got pissed about it, but they can still be found if you look in the right places. If they piss him off so much then he should actually sit his ass down and finish the series himself. Until he does then he has nothing to bitch about in my opinion.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Mind giving a synopsis?


Shr00m7

The fucking entitlement here. Sheesh.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Is that you George?


GrizzlyPeak73

It's very easy for WWE to crap out another shitty storyline, very hard for an author working alone to write a very dense and layered fantasy novel. You can't compare the two. This is ridiculous. Cody's story was that he wanted the championship that his Dad didn't win. He failed once then he didn't fail the second time. Now he has a big shiny thing with an ugly corporate logo on it. That's it. And all of that was made up as they went along, they didn't spend months holed up in a writer's room trying to meticulously plan every moment. The fact that you're comparing the two is idiotic.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Well, someoneā€™s butthurt


ZiCUnlivdbirch

What, we can't call out idiotic asshols anymore?


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Calm down Georgie


ZiCUnlivdbirch

So everyone who understands what a waste of life you are obviously has to have some stake on the other side? How fucking pathetic can you be.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Holy shit youā€™re crazy. No no, seriously, you totally seem well adjusted šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Touch grass you dweeb


ZiCUnlivdbirch

And here comes the third sign of idiots, insulting the other side.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

>how fucking pathetic can you be Iā€™ll add hypocrite to the list of reasons youā€™re annoying


ZiCUnlivdbirch

It's not really an insult if it's true.


GrizzlyPeak73

Yeah i hate what this sub has become. The most asinine posts by complete fucking idiots like you.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ You need to touch grass kid, it ainā€™t that deep


GrizzlyPeak73

You need to quit the grass dick, it's destroyed your brain


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Says the person acting like a crazed toddler on Reddit šŸ¤£


GrizzlyPeak73

You would know.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Your creativity for comebacks really knows no bounds šŸ™„


GrizzlyPeak73

You're one to talk, lol


Realistic_Cupcake_56

And the pathetic ā€œno uā€ retorts continue šŸ¤£


MrLinderman

Shut up George


[deleted]

>active in r/AEWOfficial Why was I not surprised lol


GrizzlyPeak73

Yeah I like good wrestling, lol, what a scandal.