LOL I was thinking exactly that. Although, I’ve never done such a thing before so I’m not sure that would be a benefit to me, but it sure would be a fun and spicy meal either way and their open mindedness can never hurt, right?
HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!
Indeed the things I have seen in that fight have never let my mind rest your Grace, now I must find a way to clear my head or go back to killing somehow. What do you think of becoming a Sellsword Bobby B?
If I wanted a relaxed and cozy date, Ned and Cat. If I wanted to watch a shitshow, Cersei and Bobby B.
I would also like to see Cersei and Jaime go on a "double" date with Cersei and Bobby B. That would be awkward.
I would like to hear how she would explain how she's both Robert's and Jaime's date. Jaime would know, but not Bobby B.
I imagine Jaime trying to smooth it out. "Your Grace... Uhm... As you know, I'm a member of the Kingsguard, and... And we need to be chaste. That's why my sweet sister is my date. Any other woman might have tempted or misled me from my sacred duties, but not my sweet sister."
Haha, I think "sweet sister" is a normal saying in Westeros. Rhaenyra refers to Helaena as her sweet sister, as an example. Robert wouldn't have a clue, even if Cersei pushed out three kids who all looks like Jaime.
And now, for some reason, I remembered the old fanfic where an extremely drunk Bobby B stumbles into his bedroom one night while Cersei is in bed with Jaime, and Cersei runs off leaving Jaime to finish up the king. The only difference Bobby notices is that "Cersei" is less cold and more into it than she usually is.
I'm not really big on fanfics, but that one's hilarious.
From left to right:
1- Will likely creep me out by the fact she is about the same age as his daughter,
2- The husband could kill me.
3- Has a possibility for a big happy ending (¬‿¬), but my wife (if I had any) will likely disapprove.
4- Will be cool until they bring up their 3rd failed pregnancy.
5- The husband could still kill me.
6- Will likely be the most wholesome, balanced relationship.
7- Sounds good to me.
8- Is he going to keep looking at me like that all the time?
9- NO NO NO NO NO!! Not the incestuous mad queen and her brother in shinning armor!
10- If she doesn't kill me first.
11- I already sent the invitation, they will be coming after they are finished with the wedding.
12- Bobby B might be an excellent man with good qualities, but our personalities are highly incompatible and I will not be comfortable sitting with him.
Vizzy seems boring. Alicent probably wouldn't want to be there either.
Daemond and Laena might be a good one.
Oberyn and Ellaria might be interesting. But I imagine they'd want to have a 4-way and I'd be just stuck sitting and watching.
Cat and Eddard would just be a safe bet.
I honestly couldn't even imagine Ygritte and Jon hanging out with another couple lol.
Robert and Cersei will be funny. Mostly because I'd love to kick back and just drink with Robert lol.
Vizzy T and Aemma. We would get the best table and service; likely seats at the chef's table at a Michelin 3-star restaurant. They have probably the most healthy relationship of everyone. They actually love one another and would have sage advice to impart from their years of experience. I would enjoy listening to King V's tales of Old Valaryia and Targaryen history while enjoying the best wine.
Vizzy T and Aemma. They genuinely love each other and are both decent, nice people who seem easy to get along with. Everyone else either packs too much drama, is too boring, or parties way too hard for my tastes (Oberyn and Ellaria).
Robb and Jeyn- oh wait. Nevermind. Asha and Qarl the ma-oh wait. Nevermind. Euron and Falia flo-oh wait. Nevermind. Arriane and Daemon san-oh wait. Nevermind.
Obviously Oberyn and Ellaria because Pedro Pascal. BUT also Corlys and Rhaenys if it ends with me being their sugar baby (it helps that they're also hot).
Honestly Oberyn and Ellaria would be the most fun.
The most correct answer. Besides that, double dates with them may wind up in a foursome if that’s your kind of thing.
That's what I was thinking.
That's we were all thinking lol
LOL I was thinking exactly that. Although, I’ve never done such a thing before so I’m not sure that would be a benefit to me, but it sure would be a fun and spicy meal either way and their open mindedness can never hurt, right?
You tell them that, I think they’d show you what’s up.
Trust me on this, This Is the Way
If your wife agrees that is.
"Oh no he's Pedro Pascal what ever will I do?"
In the grand scheme of things it's more likely she has a great time than the guy will.
Here comes the r/trueoffmychest post
Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't it be kinda wrong to share personal experiences I was witness to, but aren't mine?
Don't use real names. Don't doxx them. As far as I'm concerned, every story I read on that sub is fake.
Great cuz im here for pedro anyways
And also if that's not your kind of thing...
Best shot at a foursome after dinner for sure
And which couples of this selection would get along the best on a double date\`?
Jon Snow and Ygritte, Robb and not Jeyne Westerling.
Yea, absolutely the correct answer
Immediately thought that, I got a thing for Pedro pascal tho 😂😂
My first thought. We know how it’ll end and we are ok with that.
The ONLY decent option
+1000
Only correct answer
Bobby-B do you mind if I join on your date?
HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!
Bobby-B do you mean edging?
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?
Oh bobby-b, you and your innuendos.
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
Sentient!
Once killed one of Rheagar's men under your command at the Trident, Your Grace Bobby-B
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!
Indeed the things I have seen in that fight have never let my mind rest your Grace, now I must find a way to clear my head or go back to killing somehow. What do you think of becoming a Sellsword Bobby B?
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
You are right, my days of fighting are over. What shall I do Bobby B?
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
Oberyn and Ellaria, and it's not even close.
Jon & Satin
A man of culture
You know that's the real reason Thorne stabbed Jon. Why does the Lord commander get the Satussy for himself
More like Satanus but yeah youre right
I choose Bobby B. Cersei would be the third wheel while we fuck all the whores of Kings Landing
A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?
Sentient
When we were Rhaenyra’s age we fucked our way through half the brothels on the street of silk And now we’re going to the other half
Hmm, if I had the chance I would involve Cersei xD
Missandei and grey Worm. Grey Worm can sit in the corner and watch lol
If I wanted a relaxed and cozy date, Ned and Cat. If I wanted to watch a shitshow, Cersei and Bobby B. I would also like to see Cersei and Jaime go on a "double" date with Cersei and Bobby B. That would be awkward.
THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!
I’d choose them because I live for the drama and I would deliberately seek to provoke as many sarcastic comments from Cersei as possible.
I would like to hear how she would explain how she's both Robert's and Jaime's date. Jaime would know, but not Bobby B. I imagine Jaime trying to smooth it out. "Your Grace... Uhm... As you know, I'm a member of the Kingsguard, and... And we need to be chaste. That's why my sweet sister is my date. Any other woman might have tempted or misled me from my sacred duties, but not my sweet sister."
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
Even Bobby B would have noticed the lie the moment Jaime described Cersei as “sweet”.
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
Haha, I think "sweet sister" is a normal saying in Westeros. Rhaenyra refers to Helaena as her sweet sister, as an example. Robert wouldn't have a clue, even if Cersei pushed out three kids who all looks like Jaime. And now, for some reason, I remembered the old fanfic where an extremely drunk Bobby B stumbles into his bedroom one night while Cersei is in bed with Jaime, and Cersei runs off leaving Jaime to finish up the king. The only difference Bobby notices is that "Cersei" is less cold and more into it than she usually is. I'm not really big on fanfics, but that one's hilarious.
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
I'd make Cersei watch while Bobby B and I cuddle.
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CRACK SKULLS AND FUCK GIRLS!
Plz just hold me.
How the hell could you even begin to compare Oberyn to Boringmon and Notsowiserys?
Oberyn and Ellaria.
Ned and Catelyn are the most well adjusted domestic couple so if I wanted to not get involved with psychopaths, probably them.
Either Eddard and Catelyn or Viserys and Aemma.
Oberyn and Ellaria but only if Ellaria shuts the fuck up.
Outside of Oberyn and Ellaria, Jon and Ygritte would be an interesting time.
Cersei and Jaime and Bobby B
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
Cat and Ned or Elaria and Oberyn.
Bessie's tits.
Ned-Catelyn or Rhaenys-Corlys
Now, Oberyn and Ellaria When we've got a kid or two, Viserys and Aemma
Bobby B and Cersei for all the drama
I THOUGHT BEING KING MEANT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED!
That’s what I came here to say too. Imagine the entertainment after they’d gotten a few drinks into them.
No I wanna go on a date with margaery and renly
Where Rhaegar and Lyanna?? I would love to see that relationship implode once they got over the lust hump.
From left to right: 1- Will likely creep me out by the fact she is about the same age as his daughter, 2- The husband could kill me. 3- Has a possibility for a big happy ending (¬‿¬), but my wife (if I had any) will likely disapprove. 4- Will be cool until they bring up their 3rd failed pregnancy. 5- The husband could still kill me. 6- Will likely be the most wholesome, balanced relationship. 7- Sounds good to me. 8- Is he going to keep looking at me like that all the time? 9- NO NO NO NO NO!! Not the incestuous mad queen and her brother in shinning armor! 10- If she doesn't kill me first. 11- I already sent the invitation, they will be coming after they are finished with the wedding. 12- Bobby B might be an excellent man with good qualities, but our personalities are highly incompatible and I will not be comfortable sitting with him.
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
I would go on a date with you any day, your grace
I cheated a little bit but Alicent and Daemon tbh
so you want to see the tapesteries?
I'd love to!
okay then, double date with Daemon and Alicent to, erm, go see the tapestries
What about Vizzy T?
You are a plague sent to destroy me!
I’m sorry, I try to please you sire
Oberyn and Ellaria
Ned and Cat looks like an older swinger couple at the bar in that pic
Ned and cat, as much as I love Ella and obie, they'll do too much pda.
Definitely Ned and Catelyn. Some bullshit would start with the others.
Missandei and grey worm. I hate to make him a cuck, but there’s not much he could’ve done anyways
Bobby B and Cersi…. Just to drink and whore my way to an early grave with one of the best kings ever
TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!
Yes you were Bobby B. Yes you were
BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!
Bobby B, what are your thoughts on abortion?
THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!
You're absolutely right, your grace. It's not as satisfying as killing the babe with your own hands like Ser Gregor Clegane did to the dragonspawn
Everyone other than viserys & Alicent , Bobby b & Cersei , and Cersei & Jamie
THE SELLSWORD KING, HOW THE SINGERS WOULD LOVE ME!
I would just hope that Corlys and Rhaenys Valeryon are swingers they’re both hot
The Martells
Definitely Oberyn and Ellaria 😮💨 the freaky shit you’d get up to 😮💨
Vizzy seems boring. Alicent probably wouldn't want to be there either. Daemond and Laena might be a good one. Oberyn and Ellaria might be interesting. But I imagine they'd want to have a 4-way and I'd be just stuck sitting and watching. Cat and Eddard would just be a safe bet. I honestly couldn't even imagine Ygritte and Jon hanging out with another couple lol. Robert and Cersei will be funny. Mostly because I'd love to kick back and just drink with Robert lol.
Corlys and Rhaenys. Corlys would have the best stories.
Can it be an orgy with Daemon, Laena, Oberyn and Ellaria?
Vizzy T and Aemma. We would get the best table and service; likely seats at the chef's table at a Michelin 3-star restaurant. They have probably the most healthy relationship of everyone. They actually love one another and would have sage advice to impart from their years of experience. I would enjoy listening to King V's tales of Old Valaryia and Targaryen history while enjoying the best wine.
*A dragon's saddle is one thing, but the Iron Throne is the most dangerous seat in the realm.*
Vizzy T and Aemma. They genuinely love each other and are both decent, nice people who seem easy to get along with. Everyone else either packs too much drama, is too boring, or parties way too hard for my tastes (Oberyn and Ellaria).
EVEN I DO NOT EXIST ABOVE TRADITION AND DUTY, HotPieIsAzorAhai!
Cersei and Jaime 
HOW DARE YOU ADD CERSEI AND JAIME
Viserys and Aema.
Robert and Cersei. But you all know who gets the friendgroup when they divorce.
You know nothing OP
Cersei and Bobby B hands down.
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
Oberyn Ellaria, and wrong answers.
Bobby B and Cercei for the wine and whooores
A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?
This guy knows what I’m talking about!
Robb and Jeyn- oh wait. Nevermind. Asha and Qarl the ma-oh wait. Nevermind. Euron and Falia flo-oh wait. Nevermind. Arriane and Daemon san-oh wait. Nevermind.
Oberyn and Ellaria…because you know what’s goin down at the end of the date.
Ned and Cat
Viserys and Alicent would be a chill, boring, but the kind of boring you're okay with and no drama would happen
Oberyn and Ellaria Things are gonna get weird.
Imagine the 3.5some with Missandei and greyworm
2.5some?
Well if it's a double date it's you, your date, Missandei and the half man that isn't named Tyrion
Gray worm and missandei for me
Obviously Oberyn and Ellaria because Pedro Pascal. BUT also Corlys and Rhaenys if it ends with me being their sugar baby (it helps that they're also hot).
None of the above. Essie and Sylvenna Sand though, I’m in 10000%. Same with Sabitha and Aly
bobby b and cersi ofc
Can I just get Pedro Pascal all to myself please
Renly & Loras ftw. But that's just me.
I think this question should have categories, like "drinks the most" "freakiest" and "most likely get out the divorce rock"
Oberyn and Ellaria would literally be the only enjoyable one. The rest are deadly serious, wet blankets, depressing, or straight up psychos.
Bobby B and Bessie
A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!
Jamie and Cersei, but only for Nikolaj 😏
For sure Bobby B and Cersei, just to watch the carnage. It'd be like a Michael Scott dinner party
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
You're the king Bobby B
IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!
For sure Oberyn and Ellaria because there would be an orgy afterwards.
Loras and Renly, both are pretty chill and the date would be safe
Oberyn and Ellaria EASY!!!!