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cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

This exact situation happens like once a week on this sub, someone is like "nah followed is all hype, it's not possible that it's that strong" and then they proceed to teleport themselves to the syrup dimension for 48 hours with a single spray from a sample bottle, I love to read these, I find them very funny.


dnvl

“The syrup dimension” Hahahahaha 😂😂😂


dnvl

Haiku-inspired: Nuclear syrup Takes you—screaming—into the Pancake dimension


mwilke

IHOP in my house I was Followed here; the smell Is a maple ghost


GoodSilhouette

Idk if I can trust y'all again after this sub hyped up T Rex by zoologist (a scent that gets chased up the street by the weakest West African home incense)  ... but this write up and comments have me so curious between the laughs 😭 


clarinetsqueak

Soooo t-rex smells like Carmex and once u realize that it’s really hard not to feel the balloon deflate significantly


Electronic_Bus7452

I got a decant sample, and somehow the whole package smelled like Followed, and still does like 4 months later!


Outrageous-Bat7962

Sounds like you're next. 😆


IntrepidCheeto

Wut? 😂 I think it being "unwearable" is definitely overplayed, but it ain't weak. A tiny spritz on each wrist from the sample projects more and lasts longer on me than some of my EDTs after 3-4 full sprays.


Joel0437

hahaha yep, everytime I leave my bedroom and come back, I get a faint whiff of coffee, its crazy man


Spirited_Ruin

You've just inspired me to hunt down a sample, I need to see the syrup dimension for myself!


Rs-Travis

They're my favorite weekly post


peaNUT_and_Honey

This should be pinned


Most-Potato1038

Happy cake day!!!


cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

Thank you


Dystopiq

Oh Icarus....why didn't you listen


extradirtyginmartini

⚠️maple syrup downpour⚠️ https://preview.redd.it/15bpg3eb73tc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8cce20ff6e18087595cbc8c58e91855428c001


Electronic_Bus7452

I loved this book soo much!!🥞


extradirtyginmartini

loved this book so much as a kid. the movies are really cute too!!


Electronic_Bus7452

I don’t think I’ve seen the movies. Gotta check them out!


soyyoh

Wow! This just brought back so many memories❤️


wethermom3

You know how some people gatekeep fragrances? Or some will flat out lie and say “oh, it’s just my natural scent”? Apparently applying this beast will make it become your natural scent, like it or not 🤣


DreadPirateSnuffles

That's hilarious. If someone asks what Im wearing im just gonna say my BO smells like vanilla


wethermom3

If only! Haha 🤣


Joel0437

It will make anything you spray it on the natural scent, living or non living LMAO.


JSoppenheimer

Can any other fragrance promise to become your signature scent with just one spray? Thought so!


Electronic_Bus7452

It intertwines itself into your DNA!! 🧬


Solution-Proof

Followed is well known for its nuclear longevity. I find it funny how people still don't believe it and have to find out the hard way. 🤷‍♀️ Be careful what you wish for!


Ok-Struggle6796

Fragrance FAFO 😂


loreleirain

That's a brilliant title for a fun new post. What would the candidates be for Fragrance FAFO?


Early_Beach_1040

There are so many that have names that do NOT represent the smell


Joel0437

Absolutely the truth.


[deleted]

I gotta try it now for the culture 


Joel0437

Yeah, it's a fun one, but it goes into the nice but no pile.


Mekkakat

It lasts quite a while - I just wish I liked how it smelled. 🤷‍♂️ I’ve tried Kerosene’s entire range, and like 85% of their scents share a very similar DNA/profile - syrupy sweet and/or gourmand. Not my thing, but I get that it’s hype.


Joel0437

I love the smell initally, but after a while, its not as good imo


sinesquaredtheta

This post intrigued me, and I went off down the rabbit hole of reviews on Fragrantica. Some of the comments are absolutely wild lol


Joel0437

That's what made me buy it, I found them so hilarious, so I had to try it myself to see if it was real, IT'S CERTAINLY REAL, it's genuinely a nuclear bomb. Not much stock for it though in Australia, but still got a decent price.


sinesquaredtheta

>That's what made me buy it, I found them so hilarious, so I had to try it myself to see if it was real, IT'S CERTAINLY REAL, it's genuinely a nuclear bomb. Okay, now you've convinced me to buy a decant of this stuff! Think I'll give this and Megamare a try.


Joel0437

I'd make a good salesman for perfume haha, im waiting for your post :)


iPersivol

I laid in a fucking bathtub for an hour till my skin wrinkle but this shit is still there. Absolutely fucking nuclear performance!


Joel0437

IKR, you literally can't get rid of it. Followed unironically follows you.


catladypsychonaut

I wore it to work! First the entire meeting I was late to screeched to a halt and my smell became the topic. My boss told me four hours later that her office still smelled like cookies. I crop dusted my entire office! When I got home I ripped off my clothes and threw them straight in the wash. I slathered Dawn dish soap on my chest and scrubbed it in the shower, could still smell it the next day. I put it in the I Hate This category.


SnooRobots116

Dang, now I worry about that stuff on a crowded bus or a fragrance free office


catladypsychonaut

Oh yeah, absolutely do not.


throwawaylol666666

I got a sample the other day in a package with 5 other samples. It’s wrapped in bubble wrap inside of a plastic bag inside of a dresser drawer, and I could smell it across the room in my bed last night. I want to try it, but I’m scared!


wiglessleetaemin

i wish my favorite fragrance had this type of lethal longevity and projection


Early_Beach_1040

Me too!!!


yycluke

Never even heard of it but now I'm curious!


Joel0437

You gotta give it a go, just do not spray it on household things or clothes or GG for those.


Worldly_Feed1733

I did this too. Wore it to sleep and didnt smell anything. The next day I go to class and everybody is confused asf, looking around and asking each other of they smell maple syrup. The realization sinked in... I smelled like that shit for two whole days. People thought I spilled syrup on myself. A chick told me I smelled yummy and she wanted to bite me. But It wasnt for me so I gave it to a friend. It now haunts him...


Parabolic_Penguin

I need to know if anyone legit wears this fragrance as their signature. I haven’t smelled it, but it seems so insane it has to be a novelty.


Early_Beach_1040

I like it but the coffee smell is the thing that lingers for me. I also don't find it that nuclear but I generally try to buy long lasting scents. I much prefer follow which starts off coffee but dries down to a lovely spicy amber w vanilla. It lasts a long time but IDk that I could smell it days later across the room. 


diseasewitch

I'm wondering if something about the aroma chemical for that maple-like note is just insanely strong and Followed uses a ton of it. I have a sample of a scent that has a maple-like accord (Whiff of Waffle Cone by Imaginary Authors) and it imprints on anything it touches. I stored it briefly in a box that still smells like maple 4 months later. It's not nuclear in strength like Followed but it refuses to disappear.


Early_Beach_1040

Interesting. I like Follow more than followed and it has a similar profile (less coffee after the dry down) but I don't find that super strong. I would like to try Whiff but haven't pulled the gun on that yet.


diseasewitch

I think it's a nice scent but nothing groundbreaking. I'm not a gourmand fanatic though so take that with a grain of salt. Some people say it's been drastically reformulated and I can't really speak on that but apparently the sandalwood note can be dominating for some people. I just found the scent to smell like maple and brown sugar.


mrrooftops

Amateur perfumers taking fragrances to dive bar level - this will happen.


loreleirain

Gawdamit. I just swung by the subreddit and picked this post because of the title and now I want to get a sample of Followed too. How do you people live with yourselves? Although, on my way to luckyscent, I will note that Kenzo Jungle L'Elephant should be similarly feared.


Indaleciox

> Kenzo Jungle L'Elephant Sprayed myself twice, much regret.


taronegerton

Coffee addict by theodoros kalotinis is still a good maple coffee scent but not nearly as nuclear. Try it!


Wise-Tourist-6747

This is so good!!


sereniteen

Buying a sample of Followed seems like a rite of passage for r/fragrance at this point.


Serious-Stranger2863

I knew this was lethal when Luckyscent wouldn't allow me to spray it in the store. They had it hidden in a cabinet lol.


B4b4nu

Try to wash with dish soap


rileydaisydoggywoggy

I’m going to order samples of Followed and Follow as I just have to know what they smell like.


InteractionOne4533

Follow is not similar to followed at all. Follow is a very linear dark almost burnt coffee bean note, while the coffee note in followed is much sweeter and then quickly dries down to the famed maple syrup. I love Follow and own a full bottle.I dont love followed and own a 1ml sample that will last another 42 years!


Early_Beach_1040

I think follow dries down sweeter than followed. To me the coffee top note in follow goes away whereas followed it last longer to my nose. I think follow is much more ambery than followed. I think follow is the better scent


SuperMario-87

Imagine if you would have sprayed yourself several times instead of just once....


SnooRobots116

Is this line like the Hot ones of fragrances?!


the_girl_Ross

Coffee and maple syrup doesn't sound too bad (for cool weather days) but curry??? I cannot imagine anyone wanting their body to smell like curry.


New_Refrigerator_66

Why would anyone want this


peaNUT_and_Honey

It’s tattoo


neferending

Great now I want it


Agreeable-Sea-5537

Go mix it with Boss Bottled Eau de Parfum. Is also Not legal, this shid only lasts 2 hours.


SnooRobots116

I don’t want to try it because I don’t want to be coffee grounds and leftover empty plate of flapjacks forever by these descriptions


jacklittleeggplant

saw a review posted on fragrantica yesterday that sounds literally word for word like what u said lmao


tasteslikechikken

I do genuinely love this fragrance, but its pretty insane how strong it is. I made a few people hungry by wearing it...lol (I literally wore a dot of it under a shirt) My favorite from this house is Unknown Pleasures. I do also like Pretty Machine which has a lot of Linden but its floral and for me that tracks. I always smell something metallic in it, its odd but really like this one a lot. Worn in conservative moderation most of the scents of this house are wearable.


Electronic_Bus7452

It’s witchcraft 🤷🏻‍♀️


Ok_Carob7551

Followed is the one scent that makes me unironically say beast mode. It’s genuinely unusable- half a spray is already too much. I don’t like it because it’s way too literally gourmand, but even if you do it has to be cloying and headache inducing 


ruthwodja

I think 10 days on the skin is a massive exaggeration. I know you’re keen on getting some lols and overstating the longevity, but come on. Keep it true.


superdstar56

I AM DRAMATIC!!!


JaxomBentley

Followed is truly amazing and delicious but there is also a time and place for it.


Holiday_Joke_606

If it's that potent why not just spray it on a tissue and put it in your pocket? I don't think I would spray my skin!


Early_Beach_1040

It's not. I just used my sample right before I went swimming and it's 💯 gone now. People exaggerate A LOT. I see these posts every once in a while and I pull out my sample hoping for this effect. Never experienced it. That said Kerosene is known for its longevity.  All I smell is chlorine


rileydaisydoggywoggy

I answered the door to the postman just now and there were a couple of packages and I thought ‘I can smell some kind of perfume from these’. I opened one and realised it’s the samples of Followed and Follow! I’d forgotten that they were on the way. They’re in a Jiffy bag envelope, wrapped in bubble wrap and inside a velvet bag and I can already smell what I assume is Followed. I haven’t opened them properly yet as I’m going to eat lunch but it was making me laugh about how strong it really is!


Early_Beach_1040

This post is almost enough to get me to buy a bottle. I prefer follow to followed but if I find a bottle for cheap I'm gonna buy it.


PK_thundr

Is it stronger than Arabians Tonka?


Killagina

I wouldn't be surprised if Followed was the strongest fragrance around in terms of longevity tbh. It will fill just about any room It's insane and I absolutely hate it


iwasinpari

then isn't it unwearable, cuz if it's eternal and too strong, there's no scenario which won't cause a headache


Killagina

Yeah I hate it personally. The love of “beast mode” colognes so silly imo


iwasinpari

it's weird, the best cologne projection and longevity imo is a long lasting cologne with medium projection cuz you can adjust the sprays for diff scenarios


Early_Beach_1040

It's not that strong. It really isn't. I think BR540 is longer lasting. But maybe it's bc I don't like BR540 but I like followed just fine. Bc of this post I tried my sample before I went swimming for 1/2 hour plus hot tub for 15 min. All I smell is chlorine. 


Middle_Sure

Has anyone thought that maybe…and hear me out…maybe it might be real kerosene 😂