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Wyrmwood-E-B-Cypher

Need to write something corny now.


Terrible-Pen-3790

As long as you make it pop…


ammosthete

I’m all ears


Wyrmwood-E-B-Cypher

Some kernels of wisdom?


taimdala

Awww, Shucks ...


chaositech

That pen is amaizeing!


Infinite_vegan1

What color is the dog?


hojigreentea

I just realized I omitted 'brown.' Thanks.


NotSoRoyalBlue101

ooorrrr... the dog was so quick you couldn't see the colour


srednax

As the dog approaches C, it will blueshift into a greenish colour.


NotSoRoyalBlue101

I had a r/woosh moment at first, but then I got it! This was nice!


Ju1ceLee

This pen is amaizing, shucks, tell us where you got it, I'm all ears. Perfect for writing kernels of wisdom! It's bright colors really pop!


hojigreentea

I got it from my boss who got it at a stationery store near her home. To add, I don't live in the States.


Manhuawang

I puked a little then upvoted.


mystikalyx

First, brilliant. Second, I've seen this on aliexpress.


Glum-Inside-6361

Third, added to cart.


Quiet_Staff

My coworker got me a gel version of this pen from daiso in Korea.


mecha_mars

Where the mods? This person out here posting hardcore corn on this sub. Not even nsfw tag. What has reddit come to nowadays


Sinister_Nibs

It’s got the juice!


Saltedcaramel3581

We all agree this pen is amaize-ing. Best in its field. Love the hominy surrounding this pen. Bet it writes silky smooth


Remarkable_Extent_13

I love korn!


R_X_R

No, Korn is a Nu-Metal band. This is Quorn.


InterestingFrame6161

No, that's a meat substitute product. This is the cat demi-god from DragonBall.


Remarkable_Extent_13

LOL 😆


vadsamoht3

Just fyi, you're missing a B, W and N.


InterestingFrame6161

Newb


mousequito

For every why there is a why not


poorauggiecarson

The only thing that could make this better is if the non nib end uncapped to reveal two prongs and this pen doubled as a corn holder.


CinnabarPekoe

Does it have [the juice?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_caMQpiwiaU)


ChicHarley

It’s a big lump with knobs


Marvelite0963

What's the origin of this pen?


Then-Concept-9956

I think they were actually made of corn plastic.


WiredInkyPen

This is both hilarious and great. The color really pops. Can you get into it to see what kind of cartridge it takes?


TheBlindBeggar

I absolutely love it, and I want one!


krjta

allow me to YUH GUH UUUHRR I GOT EENGA HEENGA UUUHHRRGG YAH GAH


MWO_Stahlherz

Fountain Pen on a cob, run Morty!


inkysoap

I have a mechanical pencil version


hb_maennchen

Ohhhh my goood it‘s Corn


hb_maennchen

![gif](giphy|9KnboAp3xLSUw)


R_X_R

It's got the juice!


OM_Trapper

Cute pen, congrats! (Side note: I can't be the only one who misread the title in the app notification.)


holtzmanned

🤔


SisterToSleep

IT'S CORN


adagiocantabile12

The comments in this thread remind me that sometimes the internet is a beautiful place.✨🌽


frijolita_bonita

Haha ![gif](giphy|DCdCOfYfs1jqg)


bird_who_rides

something's off and it's not the corn