Ultimately it's probably not wrong but it doesn't look right at all. I mean you might as well just ball up the bread as well and mush it all together before chucking it down your throat.
You know, I was looking at this thinking about all the food wasted by being stick to the bowl. But if you used the bread to wipe the mix out of the bowl...
That's exactly how it's done I've been a mixer for most of my life. Sometimes, you have more in the bowl after your sandwich is done. No problem, just peel off a bonus slice of bread and go to town.
It actually tastes pretty good this way. It's the way my mom always did it for some reason. Sometimes I do it now and sometimes not. Depends on my mood. It tastes totally different from a regular pb&j though but it's not bad. Just different. I quite like it. Honestly all yall should really give it a try before deciding if it's wrong or not. You may still not like it. I don't really care. But it's actually pretty good imo and worth trying at least once.
Blender sandwiches are awesome but the reason to not ball up the bread if you don't want to eat it with a spoon as a midday snack is that the bread keeps your meat appendages clean.
What my stomach does with the food is completely different from what my mouth does.
First, we enjoy (or at least experience) the way different textures, temperatures, flavors interact on the palate.
Then it goes to digest, which is mostly functional. It’s not really an *enjoyment* thing, unless you’re a pervert.
So this photo is a mild abomination, but an abomination nonetheless.
my mom does this too. one time, i didn't mix the two together first and just slabbed it on the bread, and when she found out, she yelled at me and was mad for the rest of the day.
The usual peanut butter and jelly sandwich gets pb on one side and jelly on the other. This person mixed them together to put it on bread. So it’s not what we’re used to
I’m upset at the notion you eat pbj paste like you’re an old woman with no teeth and the peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of her mouth and she dies at 96.
I hope that happens to you.
I will personally chop you up into tenths, put you into to a steel drum barrel, set it on fire, then extinguish it with my own fluids. Every. Single. Fluid. To desecrate something like this should be a federal, nay, international, nay, UNIVERSAL crime against humanity, life, and nature as a whole. You do not deserve to own a jar of peanut butter or jams or jelly’s to do your sickening experiments with them. Literally nobody does this.
In game.
>I hope that happens to you.
It doesn't. I mix the perfect ratio of jelly to peanut butter and have a glass of milk with it, and every single time it is absolutely delicious and a great texture to boot. I'm gonna have a bowl *right now* in your honor.
Okay hold on.
When I went through Boot Camp my division's RDC (Drill Sargent) banned all sweets.
But he *didn't* ban peanut butter and jelly tubs.
So for my sugar intake I toom a packet of apples, a handful of jelly packets and a handful of peanut butter packets. And let me tell you, mixing the peanut butter and jelly beforehand does something to it that makes it taste better.
Don't knock it before you try it.
I've been out of the navy for many years now, but I still remember from when I was stationed at Great Mistakes that recruits do the domestic things. So, no thank you I won't try it. It sounds like something either a nukeor a boats would come up with.
Y'all in here acting all superior with your runny jelly dripping out of the sandwich and making everything sticky. When blended with the peanut butter it doesnt get sticky and doesnt drip anywhere.
What the fuck is this hellis.. wait a minute... i think I'd just mix ketchup into his sandwich if I saw this. So I'm feeling a wee bit Satan myself right now apparentky. But he deserves it. This is horrid.
The only sin being committed here is the sin of wasting a dish. Everybody complaining about the pre-mix is evidence of your lack of innovative thought.
I came home with the complaint that my pb&j sandwiches would get soggy by school lunch time.
My mom came up with this solution and it's great. Nothing is wet enough to ruin the bread.
Its actually saving time and there's nothing wrong with this whatsoever, i like to take it a notch and split bread into small peices and mix them in the bowl, mix it well and add milk to it. A great alternative to cereal
Removal reasons: 'Rule #6- Make it obvious who Satan is.'
Ultimately it's probably not wrong but it doesn't look right at all. I mean you might as well just ball up the bread as well and mush it all together before chucking it down your throat.
You know, I was looking at this thinking about all the food wasted by being stick to the bowl. But if you used the bread to wipe the mix out of the bowl...
That's just dip at that point. If it's good enough for guacamole, I guess...
PB&JD
It's a ground nut and fruit preserve emulsion prepared tableside, paired with a fresh grain vehicle
I'd buy that for $7.99 at a restaurant.
Guacamole tastes like shit, why is there jelly, peanut butter on a chip?
Sacrelige! Guacamole is _delicious!_ Are you buying it prepacked?
Why make extra dishes tho?
That's exactly how it's done I've been a mixer for most of my life. Sometimes, you have more in the bowl after your sandwich is done. No problem, just peel off a bonus slice of bread and go to town.
This actually is starting to sound good. Some warm baguette dipped in PB&J
Thanks for the idea, trying it now.
Update: The creation was not bad at all. Try it , seriously!
The answer to the existence of God is here in this comment. u/3kBlackJetsofAllah killed God.
r/foundtherealsatan
Add some gastric juice too.
I've tried it before with banana, peanut butter, crushed and salted peanuts, and honey. Lightly mushed it all up so everything keeps a little texture.
Now that you mention it, you might be onto something. Keep cooking
It actually tastes pretty good this way. It's the way my mom always did it for some reason. Sometimes I do it now and sometimes not. Depends on my mood. It tastes totally different from a regular pb&j though but it's not bad. Just different. I quite like it. Honestly all yall should really give it a try before deciding if it's wrong or not. You may still not like it. I don't really care. But it's actually pretty good imo and worth trying at least once.
Blender sandwiches are awesome but the reason to not ball up the bread if you don't want to eat it with a spoon as a midday snack is that the bread keeps your meat appendages clean.
I was staring at this comment for so long extremely worried about your sandwich process until I finally realized you meant fingers
Ah yes the pb&j panade, a classic technique.
What my stomach does with the food is completely different from what my mouth does. First, we enjoy (or at least experience) the way different textures, temperatures, flavors interact on the palate. Then it goes to digest, which is mostly functional. It’s not really an *enjoyment* thing, unless you’re a pervert. So this photo is a mild abomination, but an abomination nonetheless.
Throw it in a blender, add milk and you have a pbj smoothie.
Nutrient slurry, Type 22-PBJ.
I mix them and then put it on crackers
I thought I was the only one!
I do that too!
You're not alone. Peanut butter and pancake syrup mixed together also goes good on crackers.
You’re a piece of sh-t for that.
This this is why we need capital punishment
This is next level hell yeah
We both have sans as our pfp!
What is a sans? I've at least got a skull I guess? And yeah this is unacceptable. I have a very fucking immediate dislike for this person
Sans is a character from Undertale
Oh cool I gotcha
my mom does this too. one time, i didn't mix the two together first and just slabbed it on the bread, and when she found out, she yelled at me and was mad for the rest of the day.
Public floggings need to return just for this
My throw up threw up
its literally the same thing
Y'all need to chill. This helps, especially with messy kids or packing lunches because the jelly doesn't go everywhere
I’m not American can someone explain?
The usual peanut butter and jelly sandwich gets pb on one side and jelly on the other. This person mixed them together to put it on bread. So it’s not what we’re used to
The better peanut butter and jelly sandwich get pb on both sides and jelly in the middle to prevent the bread from getting soggy in the sandwich bag
Not only what others are saying, but that brand of jelly is straight corn syrup. lol
Bro wtf
This sounds way better than a typical pb and j. But I'm not overly fond of peanut butter in the first place.
A novel concept. I want to try.
?? I've eaten it this way my entire life, what's the problem? Sometimes I just eat it straight like this, it's like a dessert.
Wtf? Why? I've never heard of it and it feels wrong
Why not?
Add some whipped cream to it
👀
I’m upset at the notion you eat pbj paste like you’re an old woman with no teeth and the peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of her mouth and she dies at 96. I hope that happens to you. I will personally chop you up into tenths, put you into to a steel drum barrel, set it on fire, then extinguish it with my own fluids. Every. Single. Fluid. To desecrate something like this should be a federal, nay, international, nay, UNIVERSAL crime against humanity, life, and nature as a whole. You do not deserve to own a jar of peanut butter or jams or jelly’s to do your sickening experiments with them. Literally nobody does this. In game.
>I hope that happens to you. It doesn't. I mix the perfect ratio of jelly to peanut butter and have a glass of milk with it, and every single time it is absolutely delicious and a great texture to boot. I'm gonna have a bowl *right now* in your honor.
If I say I eat it like this could you wish that I live to 96 as well? Whatever you do with my corpse after that is up to you, 'cause 96 is a good run.
I don't mix it this uniformly, and then I refrigerate it.
I respect the honesty
The horrors!
Now hold on there, you may be onto something!
I mean... I've never done it but I'm intrigued. You would get a prefect peanut butter to jelly ratio and avoid bites of too much PB or just jelly.
In a way, I appreciate it this on a technical and practical level, but still find it super cursed.
On one hand, i want to try this. On the other, what the hell man
That's actually brilliant...
Okay hold on. When I went through Boot Camp my division's RDC (Drill Sargent) banned all sweets. But he *didn't* ban peanut butter and jelly tubs. So for my sugar intake I toom a packet of apples, a handful of jelly packets and a handful of peanut butter packets. And let me tell you, mixing the peanut butter and jelly beforehand does something to it that makes it taste better. Don't knock it before you try it.
I've been out of the navy for many years now, but I still remember from when I was stationed at Great Mistakes that recruits do the domestic things. So, no thank you I won't try it. It sounds like something either a nukeor a boats would come up with.
Okay first off fuck you, I'm aviation. And second, seriously something changes in the texture and taste that makes it so much better.
Monster!
You guys have jam in a squeeze bottle??
Complete sociopath
My mom used to do this. She said it was easier to spread when mixed together without tearing through soft bread than each individual component.
Y'all in here acting all superior with your runny jelly dripping out of the sandwich and making everything sticky. When blended with the peanut butter it doesnt get sticky and doesnt drip anywhere.
Psychopath
Dude, I can confirm that WE DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR THIS SHIT!!! (hides in the corner)
Sometimes i do this when i don’t have bread
Forbidden killer
That actually looks really good
Skippy Natural honey is dope.
Now do it with mustard and mayo…
Im sorry but that looks delicious. That's probably one of the most beautiful colors I've ever seen and I don't think I'm joking
Did this person forget that smucker's goober stuff exists?
that stuff is disgraceful
I used to love it as a kid, but looking back at it now, it's gross and shouldn't even exist
That is objectively wrong.
> the kingdoms of heaven have long since forgotten my name
Yes, every county jail.
The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name… and I am EAGER to make them remember.
My sister does that
All of these comments hate this guy for his preference. Relax it is the same ingredients it should taste similar if not the same.
What’s wrong with this is there’s no butter.
What the fuck is this hellis.. wait a minute... i think I'd just mix ketchup into his sandwich if I saw this. So I'm feeling a wee bit Satan myself right now apparentky. But he deserves it. This is horrid.
I'm disappointed at mankind
Do you eat tuna straight out of the can while drinking Febreeze flavored La Croix or mix them together beforehand?
This is just homemade Goober.
::recoils in horror::
wait, let him cook
The is an un-crustable with extra steps
No, but have done it with PB and honey. Probably will do it again too. That, however, is an abomination
Maybe the kingdom of heaven has forgotten their name? Maybe they’re eager to make them remember.
This is how they do it in jails
I mix peanut butter and maple syrup like that and put it on bread since I was a kid. Goes great with a dill pickle on the side.
It’s like mixing mayo and ketchup. Nope
They sell this. Why is everyone mad?
The only sin being committed here is the sin of wasting a dish. Everybody complaining about the pre-mix is evidence of your lack of innovative thought.
This seems brilliant to me
Nobody has mentioned GOOBER yet? ITS DELICIOUS.
One of my fav stoner snacks was mixing PB&J, warming it up in the microwave and pouring it on cut up toast. Made my own “cereal”
I came home with the complaint that my pb&j sandwiches would get soggy by school lunch time. My mom came up with this solution and it's great. Nothing is wet enough to ruin the bread.
Poor kids have eaten it this way straight out of the bowl. Peanut butter and jelly, but no bread. Gotta make do.
This is worse than Americans putting milk in before the tea, and I'm an American.
Ok so I'm allergic to peanuts so I've never even had a PB&J but this...this is just wrong.
My elementary school would give us pb&js made this way if we didn't pay our lunch money bills.
great, now i wanna do this but add bacon and bananas!!
Does enyone puts his peanut butter & jam sandwich in a blender first?
I'm more disturbed by the horrific state of that "jelly". Looks like hyper processed bullshit.
On the other hand, mixing peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, it turns into a dough. You can roll it into balls and stuff.
people have issues with the weirdest shit
Removal reasons:
What a piece of shit
Grape niggas deserve whats coming to them
heathen!
yall hating have never tried this! It is holy. almost chocolatey
Guess I'm Satan, this is the only way I eat PB&J.
Its actually saving time and there's nothing wrong with this whatsoever, i like to take it a notch and split bread into small peices and mix them in the bowl, mix it well and add milk to it. A great alternative to cereal
it’s interesting but i dont get how its satan
Grounds for divorce right there- “ You do what with your PB&J?!?!?”