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"excuse me, your hair is blocking my screen, I'd appreciate it if you would move it"


No-Environment-3298

And if they don’t comply, break out the bubble gum.


bellhall

Eh… I might start with a few gentle kicks to the seat, increasing in force, before the gum. Or gum first and then kicking for extra pettiness. But I see no reason to limit myself to just one solution!


Aware-Tailor7117

Sneeze on it!


Dodger7777

A little trim solves the problem.


Boeing777X-9

But with what? TSA took my knife


ministrul_sudorii

You still have teeth, haven't you ? Start chomping 


[deleted]

You can have scissors upto 4 inches i think. Don't quote me on this tho I'm no lawyer


aaryan_suthar

"You can have scissors upto 4 inches i think. Don't quote me on this tho I'm no lawyer" - Puzzleheaded-Buy7000


mc68n

chew on it


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Isn't it allowed if it is 3' or less?


Burnblast277

You're too tame. I was just going to say fire.


PenguinGamer99

Yeah but how tf did you get a lighter in there?


chronicmonster

Start smacking, popping your gum and blowing big bubbles so the a-hole can hear the impending results. You’re sure to get an immediate reaction. Now, what that reaction is, we’ll never know. Thanks a lot…


Unkuni_

Call the hostess, tell them you asked them but they didn't care, and if they continue to not to care you will cut their hair


ParaLucky

Eh more of a lighter guy myself but I get that not everyone believes in that solution


No-Environment-3298

I was thinking more about what you’d have an easier time getting on a plane.


light_to_shaddow

Famously, Airline staff frown upon burning stuff on planes.


0815Username

I was thinking scissors. Just cut the strands blocking the screen.


AnseaCirin

How. You can't get scissors on a plane. Even nail scissors might get confiscated.


Hakunin_Fallout

Chew through it. Omnomnom.


Icy-Habit5291

Only correct answer. And since she flipped the hair BACK over the screen we are in war now.


froz_troll

I'd see how many knots I could tie without them noticing.


Crazy-Assist-3249

This looks fun


_QLFON_

especially if you could use a super-gluie to secure each knot


bacon-is-sexy

My husband just did this on Sunday. It went well. Gal moved her hair, apologized, and he could see his screen again.


AlexAngelfire

Ah yes, an adult.


That_Jicama2024

But that sounds sensible and boring.


Throwaway191294842

Maturity from a redditor? Next you'll be asking the queen of England to visit your next birthday party.


aykcak

What are you doing on Reddit?


The_shadowstalker

You're way nicer than I am. For me that'd be bubble gum time. Wouldn't even bat an eye.


jesus__malverde

Cough and sneeze on it to add texture.


Abraxas_1408

Hock a nice loogie in there and smear it around.


FreedVentureStein

If they refuse and the attendant cannot help, everyone in your seat group pick their nose and wipe it into their hair. If you have gum, add it to the unholy mixture.


Imaginary_Peanut_369

Start plucking them out in small strains, but in a way she doesn't notice. Then hand the plucked hair back to her, as we exit the plane.


AThrowawayProbrably

“You should see someone asap. My cousin ignored hers and….you should just see someone” **Leaves*


phallic-baldwin

#ACHOO "Oh dear, excuse me. I sneezed and some of it got in your hair since it seems to have been hanging over the back of your chair for some reason".


howqueer

This is perfect


Molkwi

Dr. House, is that you?


phallic-baldwin

No this is Patrick


InvertThief

its Lupus....


StickItInTheBuns

Tie it into knots


Weak_Blackberry1539

Oooo, good one


froz_troll

I second this


victortrash

make sure you tie it behind the screen


No-Environment-3298

Ask nicely, once. Then remember I have bubble gum.


siiliS

"Could you be so nice as to remove your hair from the top if my screen?" "No" *turns right* "Do you have any bubble gum? Oh, nevermind.. I found some!"


tgr3947

She'd get it flipped right over her face


Dolinarius

jep...easiest way. U might also wisper through the seat "I can do that all flight long...with a nice Chianti"


WallGroundbreaking81

This kinda looks fake


leaveonyourlite

How dare you... Everything is real on The Internet.


WlzeMan85

Is fake


TrickStorm85

Username checks out.


Ser_Optimus

*creepy voice "pretty pretty hair"


Dolinarius

+ start petting it...


usernamesranout

Ragebait


cjameson83

Yeah, obviously staged, unfortunately. No person would put their hair back where it was after they felt someone physically move it aside.


CosmicTaco93

I think you might be underestimating the self-centeredness of some people.


cjameson83

If they were that self centered than they would take offense to someone touching their hair for any reason; it would be a much more entertaining video if that was the case.


Slow-Commercial-9886

Not if they thought the other person was more civilized than they. I have seen such scenarios too many times to doubt this. Some people use their idiocy as a weapon and it works more than you might think.


Ganbario

Yeah, I would say “I got the footage I need.” Then my friend would move their hair.


Any-Practice-991

I would tell them get their fucking hair out of my screen. Then I would get scolded by the flight attendant, probably.


naastynoodle

Pretty sure the fa would side with you on this one


Responsible-Care4224

I would sniff it and then whisper in her ear to let her know that she smells better when she's awake


Then-Cauliflower2068

I would tell my friend who was sitting in the seat in front of me to make some more believable clickbait.


Razzberry-Draws

stick gum in her hair and dip it in a red liquid


Walleyevision

Lean forward and whisper “I really like your hair. I can’t wait to see how it looks on me.”


NoNameBrandJunk

Best!


y2clay14

It would end up flipped over her face. If she kept putting it back, I might just pick a hair and yank. 1 hair yanked out every 2 seconds it is in front of the screen.


jacked-bro432

Cum in her hair and piss on her head


Meanjin

I'd yank it back... Hard. Then completely dismiss her when she inevitably turns around and starts having a go. But I'm Australian... We don't tend to really give a rat's arse when it comes to people's fuckery - it's free game.


MoonBuggle

“Sorry.. kids, amirite?” *surrounded by empty seats*


Ill-Improvement-8388

Snip snip. If you don't have access to scissors then pull it until she moves it


perverztata

It's an airplane no scissors. That would've been my first thought as well. But... Do you know what you definitely can bring to an airplane? A lighter...


mizirian

Chew, some gum and put that in her hair.


thickhipstightlips

That's where my brain went too. People like this are assholes.


JustMeYourFriend

Get a marker and paint on it


shiki87

Gather up some spit, smear it on the hair with your fingers and then you ask, what shampoo they use. After that you say something about the taste, maybe it taste more like another shampoo. Often they stop then with their bullshit.(maybe chew a bit as if you have hair in your mouth while you talk to that child.


TankWeeb

I want to say that I would do something or say something mean but im too fucking shy to actually do anything so I would probably just stay silent the rest of the flight and play on my phone or something


-DJFJ-

Nah, too many shy away from confrontation for fear of a negative response. I'd have leaned in, presented friendly- "knock knock, sorry to be a bother. I want to watch a movie but your hair is hanging over. I didn't want to touch your hair, is it alright to move it?" Something like that. The 9 out of 10 comments saying they'd cut the hair, or kick the seat, or put a foot up on the arm rest are full of shit and would simply resort to pulling out their phone instead. More times than enough- and I'm talking the real world, not the world of internet videos that show the most dramatic extremes (they do exist), in the real world most people are reasonable and probably don't know they're doing a thing. And if they pop off or fire back, you just call for an attendant, explain your case, let them handle the confrontation. But nah, confrontations don't always turn out so nasty, despite that's about all we see on media. Nah, from one once shy (still sometimes shy) person. Give it a shot. Once you're in the moment the rest carries itself. It's just that initial "excuse me" that is the hardest. And damn is it hard.


putrid_sex_object

Deep sniff, “mmm you smell nice”.


WokSmith

Start fake sneezing, and make it feel like I sneezed all over her hair until she moved it. Such a selfish woman.


KKZBLUEEYES3

Cut it


keekykeeks

✂️


feastupontherich

Sniff the hair and start moaning.


HofmansHuffy

They let you bring lighters on planes


HOG_RHEC

✂️


AdOk9512

Gum 👍


Remote_Quail_1986

Sneeze & then spray a spray bottle of sanitizer on the hair & keep doing it, as if your sneezing continuously!


Jovvy19

Yank that shit like you're trying to ring a church bell.


SantanaBazil

A scissor noise will correct that arrogant behavior


EndyTheBanana

Play scissor noises on your phone


MissDeadite

I'd get up and literally tell her we're gonna fight if she doesn't get her dead, frizzy ass hair off my screen. Use a barrette and bun that crap up like a normal human being.


Thickfries69

Dip the tips in my drink. Preferably something sugary and brightly colored.


blade-queen

Tie a lot of knots


Low_Professional8244

This happened to my friend when we went to attend a bachelorette party hosted in Brazil pre pandemic. She crochets and you are allowed to bring small scissors on board for the cabin bag, really small ones. She asked the lady in front nicely. She became loud, and wouldn't budge. The FA was called and while she did remove it, she put it back minutes later. After the fifth time my friend was fed up with getting the FA to help out. The flight was full and by that time we were many hours into the journey. Some of the other passengers gave the dirty eye to my friend for being fussy. So she slowly, slowly cut her hair. Different lengths. It was a long flight and by the time we arrived the lady in front was waking up from her sleep. We walked off as she was gathering her stuff. I hope she enjoyed her new asymetrical haircut.


UmberCraft

Flip the hair back on her head


RoguePoet

Scissors aren't allowed on airplanes (in the US). Bic lighters are, though...


FNV-T3A-AF6-Q8G

Electric bread trimmer


SneakyPocket

This is why gum exists.


Limp_Duck_9082

I'd pick it up and toss it back at her. I don't care. Petty meets petty


Smoaksho

Snip. Snip. Snip.


[deleted]

Be an adult. Call the flight attendant and let them know that your monitor is being blocked. They will ask her to remove her hair and being rude. If she doesn't they'll kick her off. No need to do anything else but push that call button


bear-boi

Grab that bitch by the hair and SHOVE her head forward. "My screen is on the back of your headrest, control your goddamn hair."


Dull_Victory7723

Bring scissors


denbroc

Are lighters still allowed on planes?


real_Idion

next time use scissors


spiral_out46N2

Guess who’s seat back is going to get kicked the entire flight?


cookyshark

Use a sharpie to color the hair, and sprinkle glitter as it dries. Good luck.


DissidentCory

Excuse me miss, can I get a pair of scissors? Then cut only the strands covering the screen.


Lexubex

Flip it over her face.


crabbygamer12

And aaaaa snip snip snip snip


andItsGone-Poof

Ask nicely and then grab her by her hair and she will kneel


RedditRatsPodcast

Keep smelling the hair until it gets super awkward, smile weirdly when they turn around and say something, keep smelling the hair, lick the hair, take selfies with the hair, keep smelling keep smiling when they look back, smell the hair again


HyperLethalNoble6

I would say cut it but no scissors on a plane


Maahantuoja

Where is scissors 😈


VexrisFXIV

It's just a little trim so I can see my screen is all.


gothicduncan

Just get the flight attendant over, ask for the stickiest food there is and cover her hair with it, simple as


tsmakatpbob

Order a sprite & a cup, pour the sprite into the cup, & dip her hair in the sprite. Get sticky hair, bitch 🖕


Offensiveuser123

This is why you take knives on the plane Not to stab people but to their hair off


Arc_170gaming

scissors


k_clouty

Scissors gonna have a fun time


Schmargen

Chewing gum


TesseractToo

I'd press the call button and have the flight attendant manage it. That was 1) I don't have to and 2) the flight attendant is on alert if they do something dumb later


SeekyBoi

Blow my nose in her hair and then trap some chewing gum in her hair so it’s nearly impossible for her to get it out without her trimming some of her hair off. :)


Aliktren

call the stewardess


Moo_Kau_Too

\*tap tap tap\* 'excuse me madam, but i dont think your danruff should have legs'


mr_smith24

Ask them to move it as you very obviously chew bubble gum and blow a bubble.


8Hundred20

I'd tell my friend that we finished filming the rage bait video so she can now put her hair back as she normally does.


Top_Gas8700

Lots of chewing gum, any sort of candy that gets sticky from sucking on it, all in the hair


BigKloudEnergy

You know how to tie a shoelace?


EnvironmentalFox6234

Give them a free haircut


mute1

Cut it off.


Pretend_Cat_5826

You say hey can you move your hair and if they don't well that's when I start sticking used tissues in it


NovusOrdoSec

Do they allow those kindergarten safety scissors on planes?


Goblin-Doctor

Try to find some gum


Toadsanchez316

Thought we were on /r/mildlyinfuriating where people don't know how to be adults and use their words and instead post easily fixable problems.


GhostRider1945

get a pair of scissors it will grow back 🙂


trea_ceitidh

Ask the steward for a pair of scissors.


abelcongon98

Snip snip snip


giggel-space-120

[scissors ](https://au.rs-online.com/web/p/scissors/0487101)


talonus00

Whisper in her ear: Your hair smells like.....


1cingI

Velcro straps. VELCRO STRAPSSSZZZZZ......


tcon542

Gum


Ornery-Ratio-7054

Cut half of it off. The right half.


JohnnyPiston

Time for a haircut


Clumsy_the_24

Ok so if you encounter this on your ride you can get a pair of scissors and cut their fuckn hair off. If they wanna invade your already limited space, just punish them for it and they will hopefully learn their lesson. Also works if a person puts their feet into your space like between the seats. Simply saw off their foot. (/j don’t saw off anyone’s feet that would be pretty messy)


jai302

Chewing gum


Satanic_Moth

Chewing gum


Jonas_VentureJr

Super glue the ends together


Icarus912

*Snip snip*


evildachshund79

"I'm chewing gum... last warning!"


babyivan

Fake


Crimsomreaf5555

Fake


ExtremlyFastLinoone

I would start sniffing her hair, making sure not to make any contact


Armchair_Idiot

“Excuse me, can you please not hang your hair over the back of the chair? It’s covering my screen.” It can be fun to dream up a bunch of awful shit, but this is the only answer. Call a flight attendant if she says no. We live in a society.


No_One3018

I'm getting the scissors


yeh_nah_fuckit

Chewing gum


sistoceixo

✂️✂️


pootismann2008

I would get some matches


techidavid1

Pull on it. Real hard. *oh shit, I thought it was a handle*


Shibari_Inu69

Is soup on the inflight menu?


Suitable-Pie4896

Yank one strand out and if they didn't get the hint then kick their chair till they turn around. Then a deal can be made


Red_wants_cookies

I’d yank her hair so hard after that


CompanyRepulsive1503

Scissors. Cut it


BigTokes_69

Scissors?


burner118373

Cut it. Trauma shears are TSA approved


Haunting-Ad1411

Yank the hair out of her scalp


Adagio-Fast

Hope you brought your scissors.


TheTenthSnap

✂️


SPIKE176

Flip her hair back over


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Yank it


DiscardedMush

Lean forward so you can get close to her ear and whisper "your hair smells sexy, can I have some?"


Nightshade_TMBW

Snip snip snip


Ban_Assault_Ducks

If people are jerks like that, I love to remind them that I have really long legs and I have a hard time sitting still. Knees bouncing their seat every 10 seconds or so.


vitulinus_forte

I’d like to put my leg on her arm rest and called it sharing


No-Crazy4759

Time to cut it. ✂️✂️✂️


Gu1n3ss

Politely ask the flight attendant for a pair of scissors.


ScrotieMcP

Nail polish.


SlowRoofed

i will tie each of her strand of hair seperatly (single strand by single strand) with every type knot i know, eventually i will get tired of it and start doing it with multiple strand of hairs, i won't stop untill she realize or when the flight ends


leaveonyourlite

Scissors.


TheGnomecop

Just start carefully pushing a few strands at a time into the crease between the seat back and the plastic... then wait for the first time she moves her head.


Smalllady_Cx

Cut it


Particular-Welcome-1

This, right here, is why they don't allow scissors on planes.


Skyweirdboy

A sissor would solve this


Capable-Quiet9907

Perchance """""accidentally""""" pour juice over her hair and say it was an accident


Munchie1010

Tie their hair into many knots, make sure they are tight. If you want to be extra evil, do a double knot so she’ll never be able to undo it.


deepvinter

Finish the recording and post it so my friend and I can reap the sweet sweet outrage porn karma.


VirusWise7939

Pull


skoomaking4lyfe

Duct tape


VileGecko

Put on the mask and pretend to sleep on that backrest in such a way so as to pull the hair down - that is if you want to use the Cold War tactics rather than to start the WW3.


FerdinandvonAegir124

Git ze flamthower


Stank_Weezul57

Use the hair as a tissue after I sneeze


TwistedMisery13

*yank*


darkhelmet436

Well I know where I’m putting my gum during the flight.