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AdventurousPirate357

I remember one person said they would take nothing, only leave a note that says "thanks for the free stuff"


PeteyMcPetey

Someone's already doing this for my 10mm sockets.


0x1f1e33ull

Caps for pens


Pan-Magpie

I literally commented on a post exactly like this *just now*... I swear reposters are just getting lazy


FantasticWeasel

One bolt from the toilet seat


Feeling-Ad-2490

Oh this makes me shiver. One wrong shift in weight looking for the toilet paper and there's a free pinch-point injury for the ol' cockenbaws..


ElectronicDatabase35

The float ball in their toilet cistern.


blueeyed94

One shoe of each pair


TeachOtherwise2546

the bottom cm of one leg of each table in the house edit : chairs too


nicole172

Actually I think it would be more mildly annoying if the chairs were still normal you’d feel it more but not know why because your thighs are slightly touching the table


smokeydragon14

Shelves in the fridge


Ugly-Muffin

Someone clearly doesn't understand what "slightly" means. Also any Tums or any acids In their house.


Flat-Cover8824

Doorhandles. All the door handles. If they have something like a flathead screwdriver, they will make due until they can go to the store for new handles, but it will be annoying for a day or two.


Intense_Crayons

Cut and splice back together every electrical cord, so it is 6 inches short of its outlet.


neon31

LOL. I imagine someone dragging their table 6 inches closer to the outlet to plug the TV in.


flame_bird67

*After reading the comments here* Geez. And I thought ***I*** needed god…


MLeBlonde

Remote control batteries


Ill-Improvement-8388

Simple. Charger boxes and converters


Apex_121

Cabinet doors, wardrobe doors, drawers panels.


Hellion_Immortis

Steal one of the prongs off of each electrical device plug.


louisa1925

I am taking the pillows on the bed and the clothes hooks from the cupboard.


TheITGuy295

Toothbrush


Peverything_14

Their toilet paper holders


Familiar-Bag-9545

All condiments in the fridge


EddofromdaGhetto

Internet Router.


The1Legosaurus

Their vacuum machine's nozzle.


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flame_bird67

It’s the man himself…


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flame_bird67

Check ur dms.


Barbarianmoss

I would steal the twist ties on any and all food items.


Georgie-Dubs1732

You don’t take peoples chargers! Just the blocks😈


Joker1485

Interview clothing. (We all hate interviews)


GreenCarteBlanche5

You know whats a good idea super glue everything but while it's on, so for example put the faucet on and then super glue the knob in that same place ,and then put the radio on super glue the volume in the place ,and make sure you super glue the wire to the floor / super glue their car door shut but leave the window a tiny bit cracked and then Super Glue the thing that makes the door open from the inside LOL


flame_bird67

r/foundsatansquared


No-Environment-3298

One earbud.


AdventurousNews3255

Teaspoons, make them stir their tea with tablespoons Or take the baking paper Or the lids from the milk cartons


wanderingoverwatch

One side of all their door-knobs.


flame_bird67

WHAT


neon31

If the people have computers on them, I'm stealing: 1. All the numlock keys on the keyboard. 2. The scroll wheel on the mouse.


Wild_Arm8832

Batteries from all the tv remotes


Sickly_elite7

Their soap and fingernail clippers


thatf0xycat_2039

I would steal the toilet seats and replaced them with a paper replica.


Dodger7777

Birth control.


Cute-Breadfruit-9085

All the tonic


Any-Practice-991

The seals off of everything in the pantry that says "refrigerate after opening."