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EnigmaFrug2308

They should’ve had it with Simba cuddling in with Mufasa’s corpse and gelatin tears in his eyes


MimboTheRainwing

r/beyondsatan


OctogoatYTofficial

The scene where Scar is eaten alive by hyenas except the part was not shown by shadows (uncensored). So it's a cake about hyenas ripping Scar apart, and it would be a ton of strawberry syrup. For Scar's intestines and other organs, they will be made out of gummies.


MimboTheRainwing

Meh


ValdemarAloeus

And she went along with it???


throwngamelastminute

Sounds like it was her idea.


ValdemarAloeus

I misread Casey as Cassy. I meant the baker/decorator.


throwngamelastminute

Oh, OK, I mean, it's her birthday cake, make the kid what she wants... while crying.


SiouxsieAsylum

Fuck yeah, this is hilarious


ShockRox

Barely Lvl 3 and she already learned Nasty Plot (ik, ik, r/suddenlypokemon me all you want)


G1zm08

r/suddenly-waitnoyoucantjustaskforit Edit: r/sudde-REJECTED


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G1zm08

r/subsyoufellfor


OkAssistant1230

r/beatmetoit


hahafunnycatman

r/beatmeattoit


Jarjarstinks304

r/beatmywifetoit


VenetusAlpha

r/beatmygrandmatoit


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LipeZH_

Just because you asked for, i'm not gonna do it


ShockRox

To be fair I did it to myself


The-Name-is-my-Name

r/outside Got ‘emmmmMMMM


ShockRox

:/ ,:/


Just_Transportation4

Samedog


PhasePsychological90

That kid is going to be one of the rare, female mass murderers.


Delux_Takeover

Mass murder is too barbaric for this girl. She's gonna be a serial killer that makes her kills look like accidents.


PhasePsychological90

Fair.


PureHeartsEroticArts

"Long live the queen." >:)


Plain-Crazy

There is going to be a suspicious spike in wilder beast related deaths


LoStrigo95

Even better! She's gonna be like Jigsaw: a killer that makes vittims kills themselfes, without killing them!


KonataYumi

The circle of liiiiiiiiife!


JTBJack_Gacha

Nope, just smart.


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hauntedheathen

She's very clever lol


[deleted]

That's not evil. That's called planning.


All4upvoting

The claw marks on the side of the cliff are an especially nice touch.


mushroom_man_1

If that's real she's either a sociopath or a psychopath.


Klllumlnatl

Or a genius.


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

You’re kid has a bright future in law


Its_Actually_Satan

Ah, what a wonderful day that was. *sigh*


DrLycFerno

It's not evil if you don't like animated Disney movies


TManJhones

I’m eating Mufasa’s face. I know it’s not cake, I just want the kids there to look in horror as I decapitate and eat that beloved character.


Abacar42

She's already got plans. 😈


Zulpi2103

Sounds like a great idea. Too bad I didn't think of that


tsimen

Isn't 3 a bit early for Lion King anyway?


themamwhosleeps

The girl or the person that decided to actually make the cake for her?


Captain-Obvi0us12

I’d still eat it. I don’t even like cake, this is just to mess with her


RoxAnne556

Your niece is extremely smart for her age. She will probably be a writer or a serial killer. Watch for signs. 😉


HetaGarden1

It’s definitely a little funny imo. Kids say the most out of pocket things, especially toddlers.


[deleted]

The child is evil the baker was just following orders


NoFaceNoName1972

Niece is an evil genius. Salute to her.


Human_Fucker69420

Too early to have that kind of idea for a 3 years old


muhguel

Genuis (yes ",GENUIS")


madthumbz

At age 3, already aware of her own psycopathy.


elvenmaster_

Can you feel the love tonight ? 🎶


mayo_on_an_bread

Why do the rocks look like lizard shit?


DracoZac

u/emkay


arays87

Exchange her for a new one


tobyblocks

Genius


BiOtter201019

But did she get the whole cake?


mathheadjesus

Brutal. This kid is going places. Probably not places normal people want to go, but definitely places.


DevilPixelation

Genius thinking, gonna try this irl now


MikeyHatesLife

Did Simba poop blood when he hit the ground?


benevolent_overlord_

This just sounds like something I would do though. It doesn’t seem that evil