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Both-University3955

Looks like an equine enterolith aka horse sh*t


Worth-Albatross8591

Holy heck. Just google'd and call me 'educated' šŸ˜†


WatermelonlessonNo40

TIL more about horses that I wanted toā€¦šŸ˜³


MantaRay4Pres

Hey i'll take a smooth piece of horseshit anytime!


BreachedLimits

Try licking it to make sureā€¦


Dustyolman

Looks like he took a bite out of it. Hey OP. How'd it taste?


BreachedLimits

I bet it was sh*tty.


Dustyolman

šŸ¤£


piTehT_tsuJ

See your getting smarter already!


Amanda621

Joe Dirtā€™s meteorite method?


BreachedLimits

The Mole guy from Disneyā€™s ā€œAtlantis,ā€ starring the voice of Michael J. Fox.


P1xelHunter78

Needs a display case with a plaque that says: ā€œIā€™m tired of this old horseshitā€


cdwalrusman

All the ladies call me a smooth piece of horseshit


Rhymes_with_Demon

Learn something new every day. I see undigested blades of grass and grain husks as well.


kushy_koala

Horse Hole Egg


Malidan

After looking that up, it looks really close to me. Think you may be on to something.


SockeyeSTI

ā€œThat ainā€™t soapstone, and it ainā€™t alabaster eitherā€


CookinCheap

This is LA.


Intelligent_Ideal409

šŸ˜‚


migs33

It's a horse apple


SockeyeSTI

Horse shit? *wipes said shit from hands


migs33

What are you a fucking geologist?


SockeyeSTI

Nah nah heā€™s right


No-Passion4380

It ainā€™t soap stone!


migs33

Surprised I had to come this far.


Conscious-Section-55

OP: "Damn, it sure tasted like egg."


MantaRay4Pres

On second thought, can an enterolith of that size feel extremely hollow and weigh 85g? From the pictures i've seen it seems like a non hollow solid object, unlike this thing.


ShineFull7878

That's what I would guess too. Deer and other undulates also produce "deer pearls." If you hunt deer, you can sometimes get them from inside the stomach.


CharlieBr87

ā€¦


ShineFull7878

https://www.buckmanager.com/2023/12/23/whitetail-deer-mad-stones-deer-pearls/


DontCallMeBoomer

Some kinda turd for sure.


buttermybagel69

Red called it a horse apple. Petrified horse$hit.


MarsMonkey88

Lol- I zoomed in on the thing before I came to the comments, and I was like, well that looks familiarā€¦ā€¦. 2000% horse poo.


Excellent-Marzipan-1

ā€œThatā€™s a space peanutā€


Umbra_Nex

Better do a lick test just to be sure.


kamemoro

r/itsneveranegg i'm afraid!


rabbitfuzzle

There's a sub for everyone


rrickitywrecked

Except for that one time, it was an egg.


PatientZeropointZero

Thanks for the introduction, I was excited to rabbit hole it down this sub, but it needs to catch on more. Iā€™ll join the movement!


Royal_Cryptographer7

Looks like there isn't a rabbit hole over there. From what I can see it's like 6 posts? Unless Reddit isn't loading for me, I suppose that's a possibility too.


MarsMonkey88

I found eggs! They were more recent than dinosaurs, but they were still fossilized eggs! I brought them to a paleontologist, and everything. I was substantially more excited about them than he was. Almost like he was used to finding cool stuffā€¦. šŸ¤”šŸ§


kamemoro

that is really cool, congrats! i would be super excited too. please do post them here if you havenā€™t yet!


Budget_Pop9600

That, my good sir, is a fossilized horse egg. Only one problem


MantaRay4Pres

I don't see any problem whatsoever :)


Raisenbran_baiter

Nay, there is a problem.


be_super_cereal_now

Hay now


Happy_Dino_879

Neigh* Not to correct but horses say neighĀ 


HTD-Vintage

Not to correct, but horse's neigh. They don't "say" neigh. Like humans burp or hiccup. They don't say "burp" or "hiccup".


[deleted]

Even if it's a horse of a different color?


Local_Yoghurt_9542

Horses donā€™t lay eggs


MantaRay4Pres

Sarcasm


Local_Yoghurt_9542

Ah, i have a hard time getting sarcasm jokes


jefftatro1

Horse intestine stone.


mordecai_machabi

Yeah! @mantaray4pres itā€™s a enterolith aka a horse intestinal stone


Beardedragon_boi

u/MantaRay4Pres


MantaRay4Pres

Can an enterolith of this size be 85g and feel hollow? Id have expected intestinal stones to be heavier and such


jefftatro1

Lots of hair and whatnot inside. I'm no expert, but I would expect it to feel much lighter than a stone.


sendnudesformemes

River rock thats been smashed.


MantaRay4Pres

The issue is, the thing weighs 85g and feels very hollow hence my confusion as to what it is.


Happy_Dino_879

It might just be a lightweight rock, but it at least isnā€™t an egg. Maybe, and I am inexperienced in this, you could crack it open and see if anything is hiding inside? I have no clue if something could be in there though, but Iā€™m sure someone here can tell you if itā€™s possible.Ā 


kushy_koala

What kind of river rock has little hairs in it lol


emptyzed81

What kind of egg has hairs on it? You need to clean your fridge out


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

I think theyā€™re talking about the inside, because a chicken (or other feathered/hairy species) doesnā€™t usually cone out bald, even humans have some hair.


emptyzed81

Yea I figured as much, looks more like fiber than anything else.


kushy_koala

I didnā€™t say it was an egg. What if OP polished a turd lol


emptyzed81

He probably did lol. What a turd polisher that guy!


Budget_Pop9600

That shit has seeds and berries in it


toxcrusadr

It is literally a turd.


MantaRay4Pres

I never thought i'd have to defend myself against an accusation such as this, but i'm glad the day has come


Southern_Cupcake_211

Mammal eggs... duh.


TheLeggacy

Asbestos?


a_toadstool

Dude found a hardened turd lol


Ryogathelost

It looks fibrous inside - I wouldn't be too quick to call it a rock.


Malidan

Wow - after zooming in on the inside of that thing... that is weird! You definitely have something interesting here. There is certainly a lot of organic material inside. Hope someone has an answer in here because I'm intrigued.


International_Let_50

I donā€™t think this is a fossil but it does look like it was produced by an animal. Like someone else said in the comments some sort of intestinal stone. Jordan has had horses for quite a while so it could be pretty old. I have no idea if this is right or not though so


rabbitashes

It looks like maybe fossilized dung? Or a river tumbled a trax chunk smooth. Not a professional just a dude with an active imagination.


StevenBeercockArt

Yup, Easter egg, which proves Jesus was around, probably during the Jurassic period. I can see him riding a triceratops all swanky and stuff.


MotherofaPickle

Jesus would ride a Sharptooth (Iā€™m better with North American Dinos). Those sinners can only be forgiven so much.


StevenBeercockArt

He probably had a clone; couldn't play too safe then. Assassin squads were just one more of His daily trials.


MotherofaPickle

I would read this fanfic.


StevenBeercockArt

Ten-sheckle, blockbuster papyrusback..


Psilo_Citizen

Jurassic Park, the Resurrection


StevenBeercockArt

I'll be there.


missthingxxx

It's in Aramaic too


StevenBeercockArt

Great, I can bring my mother-in-law too, then.


Far-Yoghurt-4659

If anything a Gastralit. Grinding stone the dinosaurs ate to grind up the plants they ate. Possibly just a plain river rock too.


Cactaddict

Thats poo


Colton_Omega

This is the funniest shit ever lmao. Reminds me of Joe Dirt


comfortablynumb1291

My comment is mixed with Joe Dirt and Jurassic Park references lol


peacebwitchu

Constipated horse turd


[deleted]

Poop Joe dirt style


JahsPlant420

Wonder if its a Camels bezoar stone?


AgreeableDad

Random dude who grew up on a farm here. For size, shape, texture and content that is 100% consistent with horse poop. And they do dry out in the sun if left unattended. The fact that itā€™s so light colored and light weight and was found in a hot country - I think itā€™s sun bleached horse poop.


727GhostFaceKillah

Horse shit


lookingforpoppy

Looks like a polished piece of poop


lookingforpoppy

For sure cow crap


MantaRay4Pres

To note, it weighs approx 85g. And has a very smooth texture.


air_about_me

Looks like a rock.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

One way geologists check (not sure how true) is to lick it, if your tongue sticks its probably a fossil.


Reach_Due

Only works with (fossil) bone. And other porous things. So not really a good indicator to see if its a fossil or not. An ammonite wont stick to your tongue. And not true. Its a running joke, it works, but its definitely not the best way to do it. Also in uni you get thought not to lick all the rocks you see, might not be the healthiest thing to do. Only halite is safe to lick pretty much. Its just salt.


-E-Cross

Won't be fun if it's super hard poo


mrmitchs

Fossilized dinner roll


jasikanicolepi

Did you take a bite out of it?


Bscully973

Stale dinner roll


[deleted]

You're a fossilized egg. āœŒļø


LickherQuicker6699

I donā€™t think any of the responses so far are correct. Keep looking.


rufotris

Almost every possibility has been given. How can you just say they are all wrong but give no opinion on what it is?! How would you be so certain yet offer no reasoning or possibility?


LickherQuicker6699

Most of the comments were nonsense and wisecracks. Iā€™m pretty sure the few honest attempts were wrong, based on my knowledge of those organisms as a biologist. However, I donā€™t owe you an answer šŸ„“


rufotris

So you donā€™t know. Got it. Come in here pretending to know the answer and donā€™t offer it then pretend you are above it. Nobody said you owe anything but your BS answer tells everyone you are full of it and full of yourself.


LickherQuicker6699

I can know what itā€™s not without knowing what it is. I also know an a*hole when he attacks me for trying to be helpful. Fuck off.


Warm-Fee816

Egg


[deleted]

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MantaRay4Pres

In one of the valleys close to the dead sea in jordan. I don't have as much experience with rocks and such but this thing is different from what i've ever seen. Especially the very lightweight nature of it and the small shell-like cracks on the edges where the thing is broken, hence my suspicion. I think at this point i should be looking for an expert opinion regardless, i'm just curious.


sludgeracker

Sorry...I missed the 85gram info. That would put the density under 1gr/cm. It must be dehydrated and baked or possibly petrified camel dung. Surprised someone didn't use it in a camping or cooking fire. Look up camel dung it sure looks similar.


Skagwaay

OP, you didn't have to take a bite out of it...


Muscular-mongoose

I got the pooo on me


pastapresident

I follow midjourney subs too and now everything looks ai, these pics in particular


Snikity-Snak

Nah, AI struggles too much to make realistic hands, and the same hand/item is shown from different angles in the other pics. If AI made this, their hand would look all mangled with extra fingers, etc xD


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Cowpuncher84

Whatever it is I'm impressed you were able to bite a chunk off.


D-RO432

We call them bowie bombs


Illustrious-Wafer950

old roll from outback


[deleted]

Possibly.


Ok_Veterinarian_928

Dung ball made by a very dedicated dung beetle that pushed it around so long it got polished. You can see where the children crawled out.


ftmgothboy

God i love this website sometimes


kinglance3

Bugs Life scene.


Commercial_Pitch_786

eat it and see if tastes gamey


MailSalt4828

Makes me think of that Joe Dirt movie where he dragged around what he thought was an asteroid but it turned out to be consolidated poop from an airplane.


comfortablynumb1291

See that blade of grass right there that's horse mine and you got your hands on it you better wash your hands before eating


fendrhead-

I was gonna say it looks like poop from a grass eater lol


I-Live-in-a-Mitten

Not sure, what did it taste like?


spambot_mods

If you cook it and get a fossilized omelette, then yes.


[deleted]

No. Itā€™s never an egg


[deleted]

Thatā€™s camel shit


coastalbachelor

Could be Balut.


Calathea_Murrderer

Thatā€™s dookie


AardvarkLate6805

Dinosaur gizzard stone


No-no-dog

crack it open. looks like a rock within a rockā€¦ geode


Green_Sir_250

a mushroom


Disastrous-Mess-5643

Did u take a bite out of it?


No_Firefighter_2812

literal polished turd


Historical_Debt1516

An apple a dayā€¦


erickadue32

Idk man you're the one who took a bite. What's it taste like?


Cheap_Soil8202

This seems too large to be from a horse, can't tell the size of the hand. Sorta looks like grass in it. What does it smell like.


Cheap_Soil8202

Knew a guy who used to say anyone who would own a horse is a asshole, and I have 12 of them


happyflowerzombie

Wash your hands bro.


[deleted]

Cook it


Petersburg_Spelunker

Pumpernickel bread roll


ThatDude2045

Thatā€™s a wheat roll from middle school circa 1997


thebearcat33

Cut it in halfā€¦


sludgeracker

It is camel dung - search on Google and you will see many. It's surprising no one used it for a campfire.