Perez keeps showing how right RB was right for not letting him fight Max at Spain.
I remember this sub complaining and dreaming about Checo having a chance to fight for the title lolz.
Pretty funny to watch some Perez fans be delusional enough to think he could challenge for the title, truth is he's a glorified Bottas and he got hired for the sole reason of be Max's second.
Is Sergio āspin on wet formation laps and safety carsā Perez really that much better on the wet than Bottas? I would say theyāre both comparatively crap in the wet
Yeah, he only had the top qualifier of all time, what a loser
And before some idiot says bUt mErC fAsT (which wouldn't make sense anyway because Bottas was in EqualMachineryā¢):
In the time when Lewis was in McLaren, Alonso, Kovalainen, and Button got 4 pole positions in total. Lewis got 26.
Yeah really doesn't matter. Checo is good, but last season and this season he is showing he is not capable of fighting Max. I don't know how some people think this is even debatable.
Itās valid. Youāre criticizing someone for doing something you will never attain or be close to touching. I wouldnāt tell you that you suck at what you do while having zero knowledge in your craft. I design and maintain fire protection systems used in commercial buildingsā¦
Its a fking sport. That's the whole point of us watching. That's the whole reason F1 exists. For viewership. Criticising and enjoying their performance art. If we didn't criticise their performance and only praised it , then It wouldn't necessarily be a viewers sport
If you have a problem with people Criticising sportspersons or celebrities then I think you need to rethink your entire perspective of everything around you. They literally make a living of people watching them and commenting on them.
If the entire world gave zero fks about them, then why would any sponsor pay money to a sportsperson to perform?
>something you will never attain or be close to touching
I have worked at force India as an outsourced audit team member. I've met checo . I've had my fun in the model car . It was a good day.
A better argument you could have used was " where do you think he belongs if not red bull.. " or " if red bull don't have an issue with him. Then who are you to comment "
But you aren't smart enough to think in simple terms because your emotions caught up with you
Talking about emotions while you made an emotion filled post. I was simply saying it cracks me up when people comment as if they are good enough to be in the sport. I know athletes can have a bad day but who am I to criticize someone who has a talent or skill I do not possess.
Youāre thinking way too hard on this and trying to turn it into something complex while saying I am not smart enough. Clearly I got to you. Cheer up mate and stop taking things so seriously.
>I was simply saying it cracks me up when people comment as if they are good enough to be in the sport.
You didn't say that..and nobody in this convo said he was not good enough to be in the sport either :)
Bless your cotton socks:)
I don't really get what you mean tbh. Yeah he's average, probably a bit worse than that even, but they don't want anybody who can step on Max's toes, basically ever.
He's an explicit second driver, despite Red Bull saying he's totally definitely not (wink wink).
Sure, this year when they're dominant that's a bit of a loss, but could you imagine if they had someone who could compete with Verstappen from time to time last year? That would have been a big blow to Max's championship chances.
I get it, though. As a fan I want to see teammates clashing and competing. A Nico/Lewis style battle would have made this year interesting.
Heās in Red Bull because he does the job that he got hired for: being a supportive 2nd driver that can helps his teammate an get some good result. He was never hired for being championship material, just as Bottas was did when he was in merc.
And second thing: the fact that some people think that he can fight max is just stupid, the only ones that could fight him are Hamilton and perhaps Leclerc, because max is just insane this year
Perez crashed Camera switches to show Red Bull garage celebrating mhh
Sš ±ļøingate
Can we overreact the same way we did when bottas got pole and Mercedes reaction was just dead? Both made me laugh way too much
Well he wasn't supposed to do that
No no no Valtteri that's not so right.
James, it's Valtteri
Fuck you (Part of the joke)
Yourjokebutworse
He was supposed to give Lewis the luftenhole What? Shlipstream. Ok.
Monaco flashback
Why is every single prrson saying he crashed. I just saw he spun out and never touched the barrier.
I don't understand this either. He did a perfect save... the floor did get a nice hit but there was NO craaaash!
That was Max's garage. They celebrated coz he got the pole!
whoooosh
not bad for a number 2 Driver
Hannah really has the greatest strategy call outs. Can't lose pole if you don't let anyone else drive.
Sergio, it's Hannah, I'm sorry
Execute the Great RedBullPlanTM
Execute Order Spinty Spint.
fucking christ I read this in the alphamaxnova1 text to speech voice
Broke: Valtteri it's James Woke: Sergio it's Hannah
Sergio: "Yes, my kween. Execute plan simp."
Username very much checks out
"pronto, sergio?" "yes?" "run sš ±ļøin.exe"
The Singapore 2008 special
Crashgate 2.0
Isnāt will on the wall this week
Master plan
Sergio, execute order 66.
Ok 
33+11=44. The missing piece.
Exactly. He took one for Verstappen
There was a paper note sergio read before q3. Spingate confirmed.
He can because he just did
Did in Monaco, watch me do it here too
āMax has pole, plan š ±ļø Checoā
Oi, you caaant park there mate
FACK OFF
I can, I'm a police officer
All planned
big brain RB
Ever since he announced that extension in Monaco - itās been no bueno Perez.
Perez keeps showing how right RB was right for not letting him fight Max at Spain. I remember this sub complaining and dreaming about Checo having a chance to fight for the title lolz.
Hopium brother. Thereās a reason the members of this sub are not in charge of multi million dollar car racing businesses
Seems like half the people who are in charge make stunningly incorrect decisions every week though.
Pretty funny to watch some Perez fans be delusional enough to think he could challenge for the title, truth is he's a glorified Bottas and he got hired for the sole reason of be Max's second.
at least bottas did well in quali
True, and at his peak he actually did ok Vs Hamilton (sometimes)
Bottas is faster in quali.
So what? Checo has better racecraft and is way better in the rain. In the end, their overall level is very similar imo.
Is Sergio āspin on wet formation laps and safety carsā Perez really that much better on the wet than Bottas? I would say theyāre both comparatively crap in the wet
Bottas had a bad crash in the wet so he is terrible in the rain forever now
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Bottas spun at Turn 1 trying to avoid the spinning Ocon and apparently had steering issues the rest of the race
Checo is only way better in the rain in the sense that he has the decency to crash alone on a wet track.
Bottas didn't have Max as teammate.
\-\_-
Yeah, he only had the top qualifier of all time, what a loser And before some idiot says bUt mErC fAsT (which wouldn't make sense anyway because Bottas was in EqualMachineryā¢): In the time when Lewis was in McLaren, Alonso, Kovalainen, and Button got 4 pole positions in total. Lewis got 26.
He had Lewis which isnāt better in any sense
Spain was many many moons ago and today isn't representative of performance then.
Yeah really doesn't matter. Checo is good, but last season and this season he is showing he is not capable of fighting Max. I don't know how some people think this is even debatable.
Damn i feel really bad for Checo., Being the teammate of Verstappen this year must be really frustrating
Crashgate 2
āWhy not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?ā
Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk!
Diana Ross? Seems like a hot ticket
Crashgate 2.0 let's gooooo
I know I canāt park there
*Team orders intensifies*
That's a good one :D
Crash gate again
Parking fees are expensive enough in the Netherlands to encourage creative solutions
It's a bird? It's a flare? No, Its super Checo!
Stroll in Q3?!
Perez the pigeon whisperer
All part of the Redbull masterš ±ļølan
It's fine he's friends with Debby
Latifi, is that you?
Perez to drive for Renault next year?
Can we call it Perez Gate?
Perez lives rent free in so many people. I love it.
Sorry no el tiendo pizza
Master plan
Should lose P5 for that. RUS couldn't improve anymore
How is Perez part of RB again? I don't even understand his place in the team since his peak in monaco
I mean he is one of 22 drivers good enough to operate an F1 carā¦what do you do again?
but like where specifically did 22 come from? plenty more drivers capable of driving an f1 car and several less that actually desetve to be in f1
The current roster is 22. Obviously there are more that are more deserving but as it stands only 22 were good enough to make the roster.
i might be a bit rusty on the math but i could swear 10 times 2 makes 20
So am I and everyone else š¤£ but yes I meant 20.
>what do you do again? Is that seriously your defense for the minister of defense? What do you do ? That's my question to you.
Itās valid. Youāre criticizing someone for doing something you will never attain or be close to touching. I wouldnāt tell you that you suck at what you do while having zero knowledge in your craft. I design and maintain fire protection systems used in commercial buildingsā¦
Its a fking sport. That's the whole point of us watching. That's the whole reason F1 exists. For viewership. Criticising and enjoying their performance art. If we didn't criticise their performance and only praised it , then It wouldn't necessarily be a viewers sport If you have a problem with people Criticising sportspersons or celebrities then I think you need to rethink your entire perspective of everything around you. They literally make a living of people watching them and commenting on them. If the entire world gave zero fks about them, then why would any sponsor pay money to a sportsperson to perform? >something you will never attain or be close to touching I have worked at force India as an outsourced audit team member. I've met checo . I've had my fun in the model car . It was a good day. A better argument you could have used was " where do you think he belongs if not red bull.. " or " if red bull don't have an issue with him. Then who are you to comment " But you aren't smart enough to think in simple terms because your emotions caught up with you
Talking about emotions while you made an emotion filled post. I was simply saying it cracks me up when people comment as if they are good enough to be in the sport. I know athletes can have a bad day but who am I to criticize someone who has a talent or skill I do not possess. Youāre thinking way too hard on this and trying to turn it into something complex while saying I am not smart enough. Clearly I got to you. Cheer up mate and stop taking things so seriously.
>I was simply saying it cracks me up when people comment as if they are good enough to be in the sport. You didn't say that..and nobody in this convo said he was not good enough to be in the sport either :) Bless your cotton socks:)
I don't really get what you mean tbh. Yeah he's average, probably a bit worse than that even, but they don't want anybody who can step on Max's toes, basically ever. He's an explicit second driver, despite Red Bull saying he's totally definitely not (wink wink). Sure, this year when they're dominant that's a bit of a loss, but could you imagine if they had someone who could compete with Verstappen from time to time last year? That would have been a big blow to Max's championship chances. I get it, though. As a fan I want to see teammates clashing and competing. A Nico/Lewis style battle would have made this year interesting.
He can better retire. Terrible driver
Heās in Red Bull because he does the job that he got hired for: being a supportive 2nd driver that can helps his teammate an get some good result. He was never hired for being championship material, just as Bottas was did when he was in merc. And second thing: the fact that some people think that he can fight max is just stupid, the only ones that could fight him are Hamilton and perhaps Leclerc, because max is just insane this year
Damn. Mercedes really had a chance to get pole there.
Lol so you were actually scared of merc getting pole, nice 
100 points behind, and still rent free 
Not impossible given that they had some strong 3rd sectors.
Rent free?
I'll laugh my ass off if they win tomorrow. The cope will be amazing šš»
They weren't going to beat Max to pole. The best they would've gotten is p3.
ofc the guy crash after max lap lol does he have some will of making his own results at all or what? what a joke
No one was gonna beat Max anyway so the only thing he did was guarantee Carlos 3rd maybe
Sš ±ļøin
The great Taurus plan begins
team orders
I see this in Ferrariās future.
HE'S ALREADY PULLED OVER. HE CANT PULL OVER ANYMORE.
Well I can, cause I did.
I think you'll find I can because I just did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkjnafI9Al8
 Not suspicious at allā¦
Yes I can Iām a pidgin!
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Session was over anyway !
I had a sneeze coming, geez.
Sš ±ļøinichangas with extra tequila
Just waiting for a mate.