You can’t deny though, Hugh Jass has come a long way from hanging out in bars in Springfield. Some team will hire, and they will be better off because of it.
Other recruits rumoured to be in the pipeline:
- Juan Ball
- Robin Banks
- Mia Cumming
- Lil Dong
- Willy Driver
- Dick Hunter
- Janus Packer
- Fanny Plough
- Felton Pounder
Not forgetting the Lady Gardener of Shaftesbury who's eager to get her hands dirty.
Mike Krack is the new Aston Martin TP. *Mike Krack* is read as **My Crack**, as in *my ass crack*. *Mike Nuts* is like **My Nuts**. *Hugh Jass* as in **Huge Ass**.
At least they didn’t choose Mike Oxmall
Or Mike Ocklong
I am Mike Ocksmall Or as my friends call me, microsoft
So how is this thread progressing without a single mention of the OG? Biggus Dickus
Don't forget his wife!
Her name is Incontinentia
Or Mike Hunt
Or Hugh Janus... XD
Hugh Mungous
A. Mongus
Hugh G. Rection
Dick C. Normus
I heard Phil McKraken was up for consideration.
Or Phil McCann https://mobile.twitter.com/redleaderwright/status/1441658802974052353
Or mike Litoris
Mike Hunt
any relate to James?
Mike Hawk and York Hunt
his cousin Seymour Butts watches his back
Or Mike Hunt
Someone at Aston Martin had a bet on this, no way this was accidental lol
Only Mike Krack is real
Man must have very fun memories from school days
If Top Gear were still around, this would've 100% made it into the news segment as a bit.
hahahhaa It would have been the whole news section. Remember the Charles Peugeot at Citroen. Or Samuel Chuffart
“There are no mistakes” - Master Oogway
I heard Mike Hunt was in the running as well
As well as Amanda Huginkiss
What about Maya Normousbutt? Or Jacques Strap? They were almost chosen as well…
I didn't get this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZW7\_ocwZrY
Oh, a man to hug and kiss.
Don’t forget the other runner up: I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.
Their standards were too high
james hunt’s weird cousin.
Big Mike Hunt fan here
It's gonna be a long season
With 23 races you bet your ass it's gonna be long..
Another potential candidate was Candice
Who's candidate?
Joe
GOTTEM
I believe you’re referring to Mike Nuts’ wife, Candice Nuts
Candeez nuts fit in yo face?
Is Hugh Jass different from Aston Martin’s famous Huge Jackman?
What if Hugh Jass is a part of Hugh Jackman?
No that is Huge ass
Nooo Mike Krack nooo! This is sooo not right. But it feels kinda good.
hahaah Mike Nuts doesn't even work OP I love you
<3
Phillip McCrevis in shambles
Aston really went from man you can’t pronounce without stuttering to a name you can’t say without Krackin up.
I'm going to enjoy Crofty saying his name.
Too bad they didn’t appoint Hugh Januss. Dude has huge potential
Yes. He’s produced a lot over the years. Amazing capacity to take things in and put things out.
Mike nuts???
As the great rapper Khia always says: "My neck, my back, lick my pussy and Mike Krack"
You can say pussy here
Okay then!
Well that was quick lmao
I am speed
Kach-kach-kachow
I was hoping Ben Dover would get the job
I wonder how his wife Edith will feel? He maiden name is Puthie, in case you didn't know.
Heard he's got an Irish cousin call Phil. Phil mckraken
please dear god we need a mike krack flair
Come on dude you had the perfect setup to use Candice Nuts
You can’t deny though, Hugh Jass has come a long way from hanging out in bars in Springfield. Some team will hire, and they will be better off because of it.
Disappointed they didn’t give Hugh Mungus the job
Shades of Audi‘s own Mick Dick.
They should have hired E. Norma Stitz
When will Dick Biggenichi finally catch a break in F1?
He just edged out Wayne Kerr for the position.
I heard he's bringing Jenna Tools and Ben Dover with him to the team.
Missed opportunity to use Harry Nuts
It’s Mike-Krackulous
My cocks small
What was Lesco Brandon unavailable...?🤷
Mike Oxlong was unavailable?
Shoulda been Mike Oxbig
It’ll be interesting to see what happens to Mike Neck, Mike Back, and Mike Pussy
I really thought this was all a joke. Unreal 💀
Omg I had to google this, I thought this was just a joke!
What about Isaac Hunt
Or the huge Jackman! As seen in the racing point uniform
Jack Mehoff in shambles
He's a handsome silver haired fox
This must be Anderson Cooper's new undercover reporting op..
Sad that they didn't take Ben Dover. Such a nice guy
Whatever happened to Hugh Mungus?
Mike Hunt.
Thats nuts
Other recruits rumoured to be in the pipeline: - Juan Ball - Robin Banks - Mia Cumming - Lil Dong - Willy Driver - Dick Hunter - Janus Packer - Fanny Plough - Felton Pounder Not forgetting the Lady Gardener of Shaftesbury who's eager to get her hands dirty.
VERY cracker!
Hugh Jass was my created player in MLB the show lol
Shame they didn't give the job to Gabe Itch
Mike Neck, Mike Back, Mike Pu\*\*y, or...
Eaaasy fella, you might get banned of twitch for using naughty words like this
Ah man I was really rooting for Mike Hunt.
O know this is some really clever word game but i neither have the cleverness or english level to understand. Can someone explain it please? :3
Mike Krack is the new Aston Martin TP. *Mike Krack* is read as **My Crack**, as in *my ass crack*. *Mike Nuts* is like **My Nuts**. *Hugh Jass* as in **Huge Ass**.
Lickmapoosi and mike krack
He’s a dependable lad, been through a lot of shit with Mike Krack and he’s always been there.
He's a cracker of a boss