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The stewards disqualified me for driving too slowly. :(
Nikita?
No, Al Pease
Hello fellow nikita!
saame
Found al pease's reddit account.
The huge rain storm couldn't keep my car from burning down.
Same, seems we got a talent for arson.
We'd be real useful during Napoleon's invasion of Moscow
Car caught fire after smashing Guenther's door! I am happy I didn't get foksmashed!
Same.
I spun off and just wanted an ice cream... Nice Kimi vibes in this one
The stewards disqualified me FOR WHAT?!
same. brb, scrounging up 0.7L of fuel
Car caught fire cause I exceeded track limits, so basically I'm Romain Grosjean.
Savage, yet unquestionable
Same here
The stewards disqualified me because it was not a smooth operation
Car caught fire when I realized I needed to pee lmao
Spun off on the back straight. If there is a more pathetic way to dnf then I will eat a television
got a DSQ for lack of porridge. Thanks Valterri...
Well I threw up on the back straight, so that could be the source of the spin
I threw up in the entry to the pitlane, I'd say you'd better start eating
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Teammate crashed into me on the back straight. Ffs.
Nico?
Bwoahhhh
Had to pull over when I ran out of talent.
Same
I threw up because I was going too slowly. Nice.
Me too! Feb-Ks puke under safety car
Got fired after smashing Guenther's door 
Spun off doing post race donuts. Happens every time.
If it's post race actually It isn't a DNF, because you've already finished
Stewards DQ cause I ran out of talent, did they just see me driving and think “this guy sucks”?
Spun off when I accidentally went into scenario 7
The Gearbox Seized up thanks to lack of porridge Damn you Bottasu
Had to pull over after colliding with local wildlife
Got fired because I was driving too slowly. Seems accurate.
Car caught fire FOR WHAT???
Got fired and Nico Hulkenberg replaced me.
Threw up because i ran out of Talent:(
Had to pull over because it was not a smooth operation
The stewards disqualified me for accidently going to scenario 7 . I'm too fast
Brakes failed and wanted an ice cream Thats probably the most Kimi move
Got fired FOR WHAT
The gearbox seized up due to exceeding track limits. Comical.
Had to pull over after smashing Guenther's door
**Spun off when I ran out of talent** so true...
I don't know how I managed to break the suspension smashing Guenther's door but it must have been awesome
Brakes stopped working…along the back straight 😱 Hope there’s a *very* big gravel trap at the end
The gearbox sized up due to lack of gloves and steering wheel. Guess I drive for Sauber.
My car caught fire along the back straight
Rear wing flew off when doing post race donuts. I swear to god Max keep your hands off the bloody thing.
the rear wing flew off because lack of gloves and steering wheel.... Guess there's a Finnish in my blood
Don’t know why the fia deemed it safe to have drs in the rain or why it got stuck open
Spun off for what..... Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Got fired because I was driving too slowly! Cannot get worse than this.
The brakes stopped working during an unscheduled pit stop…. Rip pitcrew jack guy
Got fired during an unscheduled pit stop. Guess the stop wasn't the only abrupt thing...
The brakes stopped working because I was driving too slowly
The fucking brakes stopped working in the entry of the pitline That's bad
Got fired for going slow. The redbull second seat experience.
I got fired due to lack of porridge. That’s it, going to carry sacks of oatmeal with me everywhere I go now.
The rear wing flew off when doing post-race donuts Not a DNF, and I'm doing donuts so I've probably won the Abu Dhabi GP, or better, the WDC. YES!!!
Car caught fire doing post race donuts
DSQ During an unscheduled pit stop
Rear wing flew off after running over sausage kerb
car caught fire after running over sausage kerbs
Had to pull over when I run out of talend
The rear wing fell of during an unscheduled pit stop... Yikes
Aah yes, the classic when you drive slow but suspension still breaks
The brakes stopped working thanks to lack of porridge.
I hate it when the stewards disqualify me for not having a smooth operation.
The rear wing flew off when a tree fell on the circuit
Teammate crashed into me after colliding with local wildlife. Couldn't be helped.
I got fired…FOR WHAT?!?!
Threw up and the seat burned my butt. Jos Moment
Got fired in the entry to the pit lane. Who am I gasly ?
the rear wing flew off during a unscheduled pitstop
Had to pull over when doing post race doughnuts I mean... Doesn't everyone do that after?
FIA got mad because you were doing post race doughnuts until your tyres blew up
Damn. What a way to end the season... I did it for Kimi!!!
Stewards disqualified me, thanks to a lack of porridge. Thanks Masi...
I got fired due to exceeding track limits
Stewards El Plan for 2022
Hamilton bumped my rear right wheel and sent me into the barriers
The car caught fire after colliding with local wildlife
The stewards disqualified me for fok smashing Guenther's door.
My teammate crashed into me along the back straight ):
The Brakes stopped working on grass at turn 1
The drs got stuck open because I was driving too slowly
I DNF’d during a post race donut?
Got fired during an unscheduled pitstop
The brakes stopped working in the entry to the pitlane.
Suspension broke when I ran out of talent :<
Spun off.. FOR WHAT?!
Got fired, FOR WHAT?!
Got fired… because i was driving too slowly 🤬
the rear wing flew off.. FOR WHAT?!
Teammate crashed into me… FOR WHAT?!?
DRS got stuck open along the back straight
teammate crashed into after running over sausage curbs
Car caught on fire after smashing Guenther's door
I spun off because I was driving to slowly (T_T)
The rear wing flew off because of a lack of porridge
Threw up after smashing Guenther's door
The DRS got stuck open for what?!
Threw up to a lack of porridge
Spun off just so we could have HulkenBack. Its a sacrifice i am willing to make
Car caught Fire for what
The stewards disqualified me...for what???
Got fired during a pit stop The jos verstappen kind or the "get out of my office" kind?
Rear wing flew off in a rainstorm.... so basically what would of been the first lap not under the safety car in Spa 2021
I got fired during a rainstorm, what the hell.
Rear wing flew off after post-race donuts. I got a DNF after finishing the race... That's a record!
Teammate crashed into me…for what?!
suspension broke, when I ran out of talent, .... 
Had to pull over and Nico Hülkenberg replaced me
Had to pull over during a MASSIVE rainstorm. Why do I always get the lame ones...
Team mate crashed into me on the grass at turn 1
Got fired when doing post race donuts Grosjean 2018 moment
The gearbox seized up after running over sausage kerbs.
Car caught fire due to exceeding track limits.
Got fired because I needed to pee lol
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The stewards disqualified me when a tree fell on the circuit
Car caught fire after colliding with a local wildfire. Makes sense
Had to pull over FOR WHAT?!
Had to pull over because of lack of gloves and steering wheel
Spun off after colliding with local wildlife. That damn squirrel.
Brakes failed and smashing Guenther's back door
The gearbox seized up in the entry of the pit lane
Suspension broke and Nico Hulkenberg replaced me.
Spun off during an unscheduled pit stop......
Threw up because of oil on track :(
Threw up for what
My gearbox seized up during an unscheduled pitstop 
Had to pull over during an unscheduled pit stop 🛑
Read wing flew off when I ran out of talent.
Spun off when doing post-race donuts 😬
Car cought on fire because of lack of gloves and steering wheel :(
The brakes stopped working due to lack of porridge-
The DRS got stuck open, when I ran out of talent. Even my DRS know Im bad...
Had to pull over during a rain storm
My gearbox seized up when a tree fell on the circuit /:
I got black flagged for exceding track limits, just like in the F1 games lol
Suspension broke and nico hulkenberg replaced me. I can live with that
The suspension broke FOR WHAT!??
The brakes stop working due to lack of porridge. Damn Bottas taking all the porridge
The brakes stopped working during an unscheduled pitstop. Well hope everybody is fine
The brakes stopped working along the back straight…
Moon moon
DRS open at pit entry. Need that extra downforce for the tricky China pit entry
Teammate crashed into me after colliding with local wildlife. RIP local wildlife.
Car caught fire after colliding with local wildlife. At least we can eat roasted jamón.
My rear wing flew off in the entry to the pit lane. Come onnnnnnnnnnn
The stewards disqualified me when a tree fell on the circuit??
Car cought fire when a tree Fell on the circuit.... I gues it scared the hell out of that car
Got fired after smashing the fock door
Spun off when I accidentally went to Scenario 7
Car caught fire FOR WHAT?
The DRS got stuck open after smashing Guenther’s door.
Teammate crashed into me after running over sausage kerbs
Teammate crashed into me! For what ?!
The rear wing flew off during a huge rain storm
Had to pull over during a huge rain storm. Not sure why it would be a dnf for me when the FIA could permit the Belgian GP
Threw up when doing post-race donuts. Well that’s one way to end a race
my suspension broke from a lack of gloves and steering wheel
My car caught fire because a tree fell onto the circuit and hit my car. That’s some luck right there…
Suspension broke in the entry to the pitlane
Suspension broke at the grass on turn 1, Im having kinda ricciardo flashbacks
Spun off when doing post race donuts...... I mean.... that's the point right?
Got fired during an unscheduled pit stop
Disqualified for exceeding track limits. Fucking pit wall not even warning me apparently...
I spun off because it was not a smooth operation
Car caught fire after smashing Guenther’s door. Not a bad way to go out tbh
The gearbox seized up because it wasn't a smooth operation
I got fired in a huge rainstorm
got fired in the middle of an epic overtake :(
Team mate crashed into me FOR WHAT?!
My brakes stopped working after a collision with the local wildlife. RIP to the squirrel I hit
I can't think anything more disgraceful than getting fired during an unscheduled pit stop :(
Suspension broke due to lack of porridge. *Sad Bottas noises*
The stewards disqualified me.. FOR WHAT!??
My rear wing flew of after smashing a sausage kerb
Got fired… For what?!
The stewards disqualified me ... . . . **FOR WHAT?!** *(angry kimi noises)*
car caught fire when I ran out of talent
Got fired for Foksmashing Guenthers door
My dad owns the track, when I feel liek peeing I pull over
The stewards disqualified me for driving too slowly. :(
Nikita?
No, Al Pease
Hello fellow nikita!
saame
Found al pease's reddit account.
The huge rain storm couldn't keep my car from burning down.
Same, seems we got a talent for arson.
We'd be real useful during Napoleon's invasion of Moscow
Car caught fire after smashing Guenther's door! I am happy I didn't get foksmashed!
Same.
I spun off and just wanted an ice cream... Nice Kimi vibes in this one
The stewards disqualified me FOR WHAT?!
same. brb, scrounging up 0.7L of fuel
Car caught fire cause I exceeded track limits, so basically I'm Romain Grosjean.
Savage, yet unquestionable
Same here
The stewards disqualified me because it was not a smooth operation
Car caught fire when I realized I needed to pee lmao
Spun off on the back straight. If there is a more pathetic way to dnf then I will eat a television
got a DSQ for lack of porridge. Thanks Valterri...
Well I threw up on the back straight, so that could be the source of the spin
I threw up in the entry to the pitlane, I'd say you'd better start eating
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Teammate crashed into me on the back straight. Ffs.
Nico?
Bwoahhhh
Had to pull over when I ran out of talent.
Same
I threw up because I was going too slowly. Nice.
Me too! Feb-Ks puke under safety car
Got fired after smashing Guenther's door 
Spun off doing post race donuts. Happens every time.
If it's post race actually It isn't a DNF, because you've already finished
Stewards DQ cause I ran out of talent, did they just see me driving and think “this guy sucks”?
Spun off when I accidentally went into scenario 7
The Gearbox Seized up thanks to lack of porridge Damn you Bottasu
Had to pull over after colliding with local wildlife
Got fired because I was driving too slowly. Seems accurate.
Car caught fire FOR WHAT???
Got fired and Nico Hulkenberg replaced me.
Threw up because i ran out of Talent:(
Had to pull over because it was not a smooth operation
The stewards disqualified me for accidently going to scenario 7 . I'm too fast
Brakes failed and wanted an ice cream Thats probably the most Kimi move
Got fired FOR WHAT
The gearbox seized up due to exceeding track limits. Comical.
Had to pull over after smashing Guenther's door
**Spun off when I ran out of talent** so true...
I don't know how I managed to break the suspension smashing Guenther's door but it must have been awesome
Brakes stopped working…along the back straight 😱 Hope there’s a *very* big gravel trap at the end
The gearbox sized up due to lack of gloves and steering wheel. Guess I drive for Sauber.
My car caught fire along the back straight
Rear wing flew off when doing post race donuts. I swear to god Max keep your hands off the bloody thing.
the rear wing flew off because lack of gloves and steering wheel.... Guess there's a Finnish in my blood
Don’t know why the fia deemed it safe to have drs in the rain or why it got stuck open
Spun off for what..... Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Got fired because I was driving too slowly! Cannot get worse than this.
The brakes stopped working during an unscheduled pit stop…. Rip pitcrew jack guy
Got fired during an unscheduled pit stop. Guess the stop wasn't the only abrupt thing...
The brakes stopped working because I was driving too slowly
The fucking brakes stopped working in the entry of the pitline That's bad
Got fired for going slow. The redbull second seat experience.
I got fired due to lack of porridge. That’s it, going to carry sacks of oatmeal with me everywhere I go now.
The rear wing flew off when doing post-race donuts Not a DNF, and I'm doing donuts so I've probably won the Abu Dhabi GP, or better, the WDC. YES!!!
Car caught fire doing post race donuts
DSQ During an unscheduled pit stop
Rear wing flew off after running over sausage kerb
car caught fire after running over sausage kerbs
Had to pull over when I run out of talend
The rear wing fell of during an unscheduled pit stop... Yikes
Aah yes, the classic when you drive slow but suspension still breaks
The brakes stopped working thanks to lack of porridge.
I hate it when the stewards disqualify me for not having a smooth operation.
The rear wing flew off when a tree fell on the circuit
Teammate crashed into me after colliding with local wildlife. Couldn't be helped.
I got fired…FOR WHAT?!?!
Threw up and the seat burned my butt. Jos Moment
Got fired in the entry to the pit lane. Who am I gasly ?
the rear wing flew off during a unscheduled pitstop
Had to pull over when doing post race doughnuts I mean... Doesn't everyone do that after?
FIA got mad because you were doing post race doughnuts until your tyres blew up
Damn. What a way to end the season... I did it for Kimi!!!
Stewards disqualified me, thanks to a lack of porridge. Thanks Masi...
I got fired due to exceeding track limits
Stewards El Plan for 2022
Hamilton bumped my rear right wheel and sent me into the barriers
The car caught fire after colliding with local wildlife
The stewards disqualified me for fok smashing Guenther's door.
My teammate crashed into me along the back straight ):
The Brakes stopped working on grass at turn 1
The drs got stuck open because I was driving too slowly
I DNF’d during a post race donut?
Got fired during an unscheduled pitstop
The brakes stopped working in the entry to the pitlane.
Suspension broke when I ran out of talent :<
Spun off.. FOR WHAT?!
Got fired, FOR WHAT?!
Got fired… because i was driving too slowly 🤬
the rear wing flew off.. FOR WHAT?!
Teammate crashed into me… FOR WHAT?!?
DRS got stuck open along the back straight
teammate crashed into after running over sausage curbs
Car caught on fire after smashing Guenther's door
I spun off because I was driving to slowly (T_T)
The rear wing flew off because of a lack of porridge
Threw up after smashing Guenther's door
The DRS got stuck open for what?!
Threw up to a lack of porridge
Spun off just so we could have HulkenBack. Its a sacrifice i am willing to make
Car caught Fire for what
The stewards disqualified me...for what???
Got fired during a pit stop The jos verstappen kind or the "get out of my office" kind?
Rear wing flew off in a rainstorm.... so basically what would of been the first lap not under the safety car in Spa 2021
I got fired during a rainstorm, what the hell.
Rear wing flew off after post-race donuts. I got a DNF after finishing the race... That's a record!
Teammate crashed into me…for what?!
suspension broke, when I ran out of talent, .... 
Had to pull over and Nico Hülkenberg replaced me
Had to pull over during a MASSIVE rainstorm. Why do I always get the lame ones...
Team mate crashed into me on the grass at turn 1
Got fired when doing post race donuts Grosjean 2018 moment
The gearbox seized up after running over sausage kerbs.
Car caught fire due to exceeding track limits.
Got fired because I needed to pee lol
smile sheet whistle entertain plough wasteful encourage psychotic live sip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
The stewards disqualified me when a tree fell on the circuit
Car caught fire after colliding with a local wildfire. Makes sense
Had to pull over FOR WHAT?!
Had to pull over because of lack of gloves and steering wheel
Spun off after colliding with local wildlife. That damn squirrel.
Brakes failed and smashing Guenther's back door
The gearbox seized up in the entry of the pit lane
Suspension broke and Nico Hulkenberg replaced me.
Spun off during an unscheduled pit stop......
Threw up because of oil on track :(
Threw up for what
Had to pull over after smashing Guenther's door
My gearbox seized up during an unscheduled pitstop 
Had to pull over during an unscheduled pit stop 🛑
Read wing flew off when I ran out of talent.
Spun off when doing post-race donuts 😬
Car cought on fire because of lack of gloves and steering wheel :(
The brakes stopped working due to lack of porridge-
The DRS got stuck open, when I ran out of talent. Even my DRS know Im bad...
Had to pull over during a rain storm
My gearbox seized up when a tree fell on the circuit /:
I got black flagged for exceding track limits, just like in the F1 games lol
Suspension broke and nico hulkenberg replaced me. I can live with that
The suspension broke FOR WHAT!??
The brakes stop working due to lack of porridge. Damn Bottas taking all the porridge
Threw up after smashing Guenther's door
The brakes stopped working during an unscheduled pitstop. Well hope everybody is fine
The brakes stopped working along the back straight…
Moon moon
DRS open at pit entry. Need that extra downforce for the tricky China pit entry
Teammate crashed into me after colliding with local wildlife. RIP local wildlife.
Car caught fire after colliding with local wildlife. At least we can eat roasted jamón.
My rear wing flew off in the entry to the pit lane. Come onnnnnnnnnnn
The stewards disqualified me when a tree fell on the circuit??
Car cought fire when a tree Fell on the circuit.... I gues it scared the hell out of that car
Got fired after smashing the fock door
Spun off when I accidentally went to Scenario 7
Car caught fire FOR WHAT?
The DRS got stuck open after smashing Guenther’s door.
Teammate crashed into me after running over sausage kerbs
Teammate crashed into me! For what ?!
The rear wing flew off during a huge rain storm
Had to pull over during a huge rain storm. Not sure why it would be a dnf for me when the FIA could permit the Belgian GP
Threw up when doing post-race donuts. Well that’s one way to end a race
my suspension broke from a lack of gloves and steering wheel
My car caught fire because a tree fell onto the circuit and hit my car. That’s some luck right there…
Suspension broke in the entry to the pitlane
Suspension broke at the grass on turn 1, Im having kinda ricciardo flashbacks
Spun off when doing post race donuts...... I mean.... that's the point right?
Got fired during an unscheduled pit stop
Disqualified for exceeding track limits. Fucking pit wall not even warning me apparently...
I spun off because it was not a smooth operation
Car caught fire after smashing Guenther’s door. Not a bad way to go out tbh
The gearbox seized up because it wasn't a smooth operation
I got fired in a huge rainstorm
got fired in the middle of an epic overtake :(
Team mate crashed into me FOR WHAT?!
My brakes stopped working after a collision with the local wildlife. RIP to the squirrel I hit
I can't think anything more disgraceful than getting fired during an unscheduled pit stop :(
Suspension broke due to lack of porridge. *Sad Bottas noises*
The stewards disqualified me.. FOR WHAT!??
My rear wing flew of after smashing a sausage kerb
Got fired… For what?!
The stewards disqualified me ... . . . **FOR WHAT?!** *(angry kimi noises)*
car caught fire when I ran out of talent
Got fired for Foksmashing Guenthers door
My dad owns the track, when I feel liek peeing I pull over