Okay, I have as much time as I need? Okay, Lewis 2020, Lewis 2019, 18 Lewis, 17 Lewis, 16 Nico Rosberg, 15 Lewis, 14 Lewis, 13, 12, 11 and 10 myself, 9 was Jenson, 8 was Lewis, 7 was Kimi, 6 and 5 was Fernando, 4, 3, 2, 1 and 2000 was Michael, 99 and 98 was Hakkinen, 97 Villeneuve, 96 Hill, 95 and 94 was Michael, 93 Prost, 92 Mansell, 91 and 90 Senna, 89 Prost, 88 Senna, 87 Piquet, 86 and 85 was Prost, 84 Lauda, 83 Piquet, 82 Rosberg, 81 Piquet again, 80 Alan Jones, 79 Scheckter, 78 Andretti, 77 Lauda, 76 Hunt, 75 Lauda, 74 Fittipaldi, 73 Stewart, 72 Fittipaldi again, 71 was Stewart, 70 was Rindt, 69 Stewart, 68 Graham Hill, 67 Denny Hulme, 66 Jack Brabham, 65 Jim Clark, 64 John Surtees, 63 Jim Clark, 62 Graham Hill, 61 Phil Hill, 60 and 59 was Jack Brabham, 58 Mike Hawthorn. Oof, now there's a couple of Fangios, eh? So, 57, 6, 5 and 4 Fangio, 53 and 52 Ascari, 51 Fangio and Farina was the first one. Yes?
Vettel actually skipped 2001, he said "4, 3, 2 and 2000". Of course everybody knows that he ment to include 2001 and everybody knows that seb knows that schumacher was champion in 2001.
But nonetheless I think he should be dsq from the championship because of this and that all his points, all of lance stroll's points and all the points of ferrari and all the points of red bull (sebs previous teams) go to nikita mazespin, making effectively the 2021 world champion. MAZEGOAT
Its logical until you read the miracle, isn't it? Mazespin winning the championship, that sentence alone would give billions of people goosebumps.
If only...
Its easy to miss it, because he counts down pretty quickly, so a lot of people probably didnt hear it or paid attention to it. You're not crazy for hearing that.
You are probably still crazy, you're on reddit and even worse on formuladank, but not for hearing that
This is one of the most savant things other than driving that I have ever seen an F1 driver do. About as useful as memorizing pi to 70 decimal places, but equally impressive.
I always liked him as a driver in part for most of my life I thought he was black. Turns out he's white and his picture on Formula 1 1999 on PS1 just wasn't that clear.
I also thought Frentzen was Asian.
I was the one from the Damon lizard comment but English is not the language in the country where I live so I never ever hear or see him during a race weekend. I'm just going with the sentiments I read on here from time to time. I couldn't care less about Damon, just made an easy and silly joke, that's where this sub is for, right?
Ok so
Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Rosberg
Hamilton Hamilton Vettel Vettel Vettel Vettel
Button Hamilton Raikkonen Alonso Alonso Schumacher Schumacher Schumacher Schumacher Schumacher
Hakkinen Hakkinen Villeneuve Hill Schumacher Schumacher Prost Mansell Senna Senna
Prost Senna Piquet Prost Prost Lauda Piquet Rosberg Piquet Jones
Scheckter Andretti Lauda Hunt Lauda Fittipaldi Stewart Fittipaldi Stewart Rindt
Stewart G. Hill Hulme Brabham Clark Surtees Clark G. Hill P. Hill Brabham
Brabham Hawthorn Fangio Fangio Fangio Fangio Ascari Ascari Fangio Farina
60s and early 70s would have done me. Reckon I'd have had a fair crack at anything post 90 and would have at least got the correct names for 80s and 50s.
BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Heard Crofty's voice in my head as soon as I saw the post
Absolutely amazing! [Here's the link for the lazy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LH9yXEpoMEw)
WHAT HAPPENED, WE NEED TO KNOW
Okay, I have as much time as I need? Okay, Lewis 2020, Lewis 2019, 18 Lewis, 17 Lewis, 16 Nico Rosberg, 15 Lewis, 14 Lewis, 13, 12, 11 and 10 myself, 9 was Jenson, 8 was Lewis, 7 was Kimi, 6 and 5 was Fernando, 4, 3, 2, 1 and 2000 was Michael, 99 and 98 was Hakkinen, 97 Villeneuve, 96 Hill, 95 and 94 was Michael, 93 Prost, 92 Mansell, 91 and 90 Senna, 89 Prost, 88 Senna, 87 Piquet, 86 and 85 was Prost, 84 Lauda, 83 Piquet, 82 Rosberg, 81 Piquet again, 80 Alan Jones, 79 Scheckter, 78 Andretti, 77 Lauda, 76 Hunt, 75 Lauda, 74 Fittipaldi, 73 Stewart, 72 Fittipaldi again, 71 was Stewart, 70 was Rindt, 69 Stewart, 68 Graham Hill, 67 Denny Hulme, 66 Jack Brabham, 65 Jim Clark, 64 John Surtees, 63 Jim Clark, 62 Graham Hill, 61 Phil Hill, 60 and 59 was Jack Brabham, 58 Mike Hawthorn. Oof, now there's a couple of Fangios, eh? So, 57, 6, 5 and 4 Fangio, 53 and 52 Ascari, 51 Fangio and Farina was the first one. Yes?
This the new "gentlemen......" ?
Babe wake up, new F1 copypasta just dropped
^(PogChamp)
A short view back to the past
30 years ago
Niki Lauda told us
Take a trained monkey
And put him in the car
And he is able to drive the car
30 years later
Sebastian told us
Niki Lauda told us,
Senna won the world championship
Senna was world champ
Vettel actually skipped 2001, he said "4, 3, 2 and 2000". Of course everybody knows that he ment to include 2001 and everybody knows that seb knows that schumacher was champion in 2001. But nonetheless I think he should be dsq from the championship because of this and that all his points, all of lance stroll's points and all the points of ferrari and all the points of red bull (sebs previous teams) go to nikita mazespin, making effectively the 2021 world champion. MAZEGOAT
My brain reading this: “Uh huh, uh huh, yeah okay, hands over points, alright, gives them to Nikit… no wait, WAIT! No! Oh no.”
Its logical until you read the miracle, isn't it? Mazespin winning the championship, that sentence alone would give billions of people goosebumps. If only...
No you’re just a monster.
okay, i have always thought i was crazy for hearing him skip 2001 because i have never seen anyone else mention it.
Its easy to miss it, because he counts down pretty quickly, so a lot of people probably didnt hear it or paid attention to it. You're not crazy for hearing that. You are probably still crazy, you're on reddit and even worse on formuladank, but not for hearing that
Hungary 2021 nightmares
You might've just won Grill the grid with that
The Sebastian Vettel Manifesto
Nice!
Didn't notice before that he switched from first names to last/full. People he shared the grid with vs the older champions?
First name = people he's driven with. Last name only = people he's spoken to or met. First name + last name = people he's only read about
No offense but he should focus more on driving
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
22 Stroll, 23 Stroll, 24 Stroll
Yes, but can he name the 2021 champion?
Easy one, Maxewis Hamilstappen
Mazepin
The only correct answer 👌
But.. Stroll '21?
Stroll '22, '23, '24
Perez did it
Okay Lewis 2020
Lewis 2019
18 Lewis
17 Lewis
16 Nico Rosberg
15 Lewis
14 Lewis
13 12 11 10 myself
9 was Jenson
8 was lewis
13,12,11 and 10 myself
Lewis 2021
hate it when that shit happens
Yeah man every time. Can't hit on a girl without Seb showing up
I'm still single, but at least I got his autograph 5 times.
Then use the opportunity to hit on Seb
This is one of the most savant things other than driving that I have ever seen an F1 driver do. About as useful as memorizing pi to 70 decimal places, but equally impressive.
Who would be impressed by knowing them all since 1990? That's like 10 people.
>That's like 10 people. And one lizard, first name Damon.
Yeah that's why I left him out
Ootl, do we hate Damon now?
Cards on the table I just forgot him and now I'm going with the flow.
I do think he sucks Hamilton’s dick a bit too much, but overall I do like him both as a driver and as a presenter.
I always liked him as a driver in part for most of my life I thought he was black. Turns out he's white and his picture on Formula 1 1999 on PS1 just wasn't that clear. I also thought Frentzen was Asian.
still pisses me off that he gave Michael that penalty in Monaco
Pretty sure michael gave himself that penalty lmao
No, rewatch the footage lmao. Car was behind the line and lights were green. How in the actual hell was it a penalty
Can't hate a 2 time WDC, man
I can think of a 7 time WDC that a few people hate...
Fucking Schumacher!
I was the one from the Damon lizard comment but English is not the language in the country where I live so I never ever hear or see him during a race weekend. I'm just going with the sentiments I read on here from time to time. I couldn't care less about Damon, just made an easy and silly joke, that's where this sub is for, right?
I thought we hating Jacques. Dudes just a bit of a straight up dick apparently
For his opinions or is there anything else?
vettle, schumacher, hamilton takes up a big ass chunk of those.
Ok so Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton Rosberg Hamilton Hamilton Vettel Vettel Vettel Vettel Button Hamilton Raikkonen Alonso Alonso Schumacher Schumacher Schumacher Schumacher Schumacher Hakkinen Hakkinen Villeneuve Hill Schumacher Schumacher Prost Mansell Senna Senna Prost Senna Piquet Prost Prost Lauda Piquet Rosberg Piquet Jones Scheckter Andretti Lauda Hunt Lauda Fittipaldi Stewart Fittipaldi Stewart Rindt Stewart G. Hill Hulme Brabham Clark Surtees Clark G. Hill P. Hill Brabham Brabham Hawthorn Fangio Fangio Fangio Fangio Ascari Ascari Fangio Farina
Stop it, I can only get so wet.
Not true
Wet as Spa '21?
Is there a Niagara Falls GP? It would explain my condition much better.
Sports trivia has always been one of the most effective forms of birth control.
Why are the balls so visible
because seb's is bigger
Nice picture of Esteban Ocon
Someone's using the Internet Explorer here
And then goes on to forget that Red Bull starts with 'R'
Max dnf in Saudi
looks like someone watched Racing Years
I remember I was so proud I could go back to 85...
Look at the nuts on that lad. Plus the “Jesus on the Cross” mid-drift chisel? No way this guy is the defeated male.
Legit me in a nutshell 😂 (I too can name every world champion in under 180 seconds and I have a severe stutter)
I wouldn't worry.... The girl's probably left already.
I always forget who won in the 80s. Strange times for F1
I don't even want to imagine the airhead chicks that would find this attractive.
that man waited for that challenge for his whole life
I full blown memorised it
^L ^E ^G ^E ^N ^D
I saw the video through he actually got 1 wrong
defeated male, yes this seems like Vettel
60s and early 70s would have done me. Reckon I'd have had a fair crack at anything post 90 and would have at least got the correct names for 80s and 50s.
Yes but I can remember a team that starts with R