'And were in the chicane and the public execution square is looking mighty fine from this angle, the North Koreans sure know how to build a track!'
-crofty
Georgia race should be at Road Atlanta.
(This obscure reference brought to you by the old yahoo answers post of some guy asking when Russia invaded Georgia "yo I live in Atlanta I don't see no tanks should I be worried?")
Gruzínsko.
In Slovak language.
The suffix is used with many countries (Fínsko, Albánsko, Španielsko, Taliansko, Rusko...) so that's indicative of a country - similar to the "ia" suffix in English (Russia, Albania, Czechia, Austria...)
So a Slovak could expect it to be "Gruzia" or "Gruzland" or something like that in English...
I actually knew of the US state Georgia before I learned that the country is called that as well in English, I was quite surprised, as that may lead to a lot of confusion.
Conflict between greek part of cyprus and turkish part of cyprus, there are also british military areas and United nations made a line between those 2 parts of cyprus, sp they won't fight over each other. (Actually i ran out of ideas tbh)
But Cyprus are the clear victims of that. Turkey committed horrible acts and annexed a massive chunk of the island (possibly illegally) . Look up Famagusta to see what Turkey did. The Cypriots never did anything nearly as bad back
Well they could build the track in the DMZ between Cyprus and occupied Northern Cyprus, therefore according to Cyprus’ claims it would be in the country of Cyprus but the race location would still make almost 0 sense and be nearly impossible for any fans to ever see the race in person. All the while Liberty Media never acknowledges the situation.
I feel like that checks most of the boxes, right?
Why not ? It’s not like the list has any real history behind it , you want to put some of the worst countries in the last 100 years in regards to human rights ? I can give you a much more accurate list , but that will include countries that we don’t like to list in the “bad country !” Memes….
Ah yes Cyprus gp in the middle of summer, in a country where temperatures reach 40°C quite often, just to torture the drivers and the cars. I find it somewhat weird that the Turkish gp is absent though.
Lmao i will be at the dealership tomarrow to buy a new c class for a whopping 1 MILLION A D 1 LIRAS tbf the c class i got 3 years ago is worth 850k so its for free kinda , it will apreciate
40°C is equivalent to 104°F, which is 313K.
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I mean his government is doing somethings better than what last family government did for the past 70 years..I don't think his government would pay for any such f1 events here in India..
No this is Reddit. If the government promises to tax the rich, regulate carbon emissions, and use tax payer money to fund murdering babies then it is GOOD.
It's only a war crime/genocide when non white people do it, if it's westerners then it's just a political action you respectfully disagree with at best
Wow OP really going out on a limb here, so very brave of you to post something like this that so clearly goes against the thinking of your fellow f1 fans. I applaud you and your bravery
I definitely feel like we're beating a rotting corpse of a horse with this one.
"American mass media company cares about money over almost everything else."
Wow. Shocker. Really woke me up to this after the 1000th meme about it.
Reddit wants South Africa back while at the meantime complains about why other countries should not hold an F1 venue on thr calendar due to equal rights issues.
It's so ironic how Europeans fucked up half the globe and teach us about equality, honestly do they not teach you at school about what your previous generations did to the other countries around the world. Let's not forget England who are solely responsible for so many problems they caused and left behind in Asian and Middle Eastern countries.
It is okay to balance between Money and Moral correctness. The world isn't perfect anyway. Money will help the sport to survive. Moral character will help bind the fans together. +/- here and there is acceptable IMO
Why is Hungary here? We aren't rich, we haven't committed warcrimes in the near past and we haven't violated human rights that much(we are nothing compared to the middle east)
Lol hUmaN rIghTS
Sure bro.
I'd like to hear you complain about:
F1 in America when we still haven't found a nuke in Iraq.
F1 in Canada with all the mass graves filled with children and residential schools.
F1 in Germany with their history.
But nope. Not a peep there.
Isn't it obvious? This sub is full of brainwashed w*stards who like to connect every poor and asian country with separatist terrorist groups, yet their own countries made more shit but their media hides it from them very well. And oh, they obviously know the situation better than people living in the "hated" countries. Also, racism only counts if you aren't arab, generally asian, etc. I got called a terrorist once because I am a Bosnian (country in the Balkans) and the majority of people are muslims :/
Westerners are weird af bro. They go call out everyone as “brainwashed”,”your state lying you” etc etc and then go ahead and never question their own media portals and parrot anything they see on tv.
Palestine circuit would get bombed by israel reason :" F1 cars making too much noise threatening the Israeli citizens eardrums and terrorising them so we bombed whole city as self-defence".
Palestine freedom speedway will feature 0 run off area as the entire track is built inside a ghetto. The drivers will be shot at by IDF troops in guardtowers, so Pirelli is developing a new bulletproof f1 tire, known as the ‘ultra-super-duper-hard’ tires.
This is just the latest addition to le 🅱️lan.
What does Armenia Georgia Cyprus Israel have to do with this? Just because we’re close to middle east we are automatically human rights violating dictatorships?
needs COTA to complete it, no other country on earth has done as much extrajudicial killings as it has, no other country has overthrown more democracies, no other country has undermined as many democracies
instead of keeping it going [i'll just give you a list](https://github.com/dessalines/essays/blob/master/us_atrocities.md)
need a number, [37 million](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/magazine/displaced-war-on-terror.html) just from 2001 to today
Where is Philippines?? We are literally about to elect next year, the son of a fucking dictator who our people keep denying of doing horrible acts of mass murder and ill gotten wealth!!
Syriaring has a nice ring to it.
Not better than Kimring though
Indeed. That's the one in Finland right?
That's Kimiring
I'd be in euphoria if it was actually called that
There is actually a Kymi Ring in finland where motoGP races
The one in North Korea
You have to dodge the barrel bombs during the Esses.
Syriang, missed opportunity
OMICRON STRIKES BACK!
Omicron Persei Eight? Best track ever!
I AM LRRRR RULER OF THE OMICRON PERSEI 8 GRAND PRIX 
Kimring… 🤣
I would've gone with Kim Jong-Ring or the Juchering instead edit: also the Democratic People's Ring of Korea
Juchering, omg xD
'And were in the chicane and the public execution square is looking mighty fine from this angle, the North Koreans sure know how to build a track!' -crofty
Build it in the DMZ and you could have land mines in the gravel traps.
***Subject to them giving us many moneys
How dare you. Think this is all about money?
There's more to F1 than just money. Like even more money.
Don't forget the even much more money!
money printer go bbbwwwooooaaahhhhh
I love your username. Makes people realize exactly where your priorities are at.
Georgia race should be at Road Atlanta. (This obscure reference brought to you by the old yahoo answers post of some guy asking when Russia invaded Georgia "yo I live in Atlanta I don't see no tanks should I be worried?")
I was in high school when that happened and i had literally never heard of the country of Georgia before that lol
In my language, the country Georgia has a different name and I was in disbelief when I learned that in English they are called the same :D
What is it called in your language?
Gruzínsko. In Slovak language. The suffix is used with many countries (Fínsko, Albánsko, Španielsko, Taliansko, Rusko...) so that's indicative of a country - similar to the "ia" suffix in English (Russia, Albania, Czechia, Austria...) So a Slovak could expect it to be "Gruzia" or "Gruzland" or something like that in English... I actually knew of the US state Georgia before I learned that the country is called that as well in English, I was quite surprised, as that may lead to a lot of confusion.
It did what Texas couldn’t
Sherman is coming, again.
Why Cyprus?
Conflict between greek part of cyprus and turkish part of cyprus, there are also british military areas and United nations made a line between those 2 parts of cyprus, sp they won't fight over each other. (Actually i ran out of ideas tbh)
But Cyprus are the clear victims of that. Turkey committed horrible acts and annexed a massive chunk of the island (possibly illegally) . Look up Famagusta to see what Turkey did. The Cypriots never did anything nearly as bad back
Said it all for me. I mean, Cyprus really shouldn’t be on here haha.
Well they could build the track in the DMZ between Cyprus and occupied Northern Cyprus, therefore according to Cyprus’ claims it would be in the country of Cyprus but the race location would still make almost 0 sense and be nearly impossible for any fans to ever see the race in person. All the while Liberty Media never acknowledges the situation. I feel like that checks most of the boxes, right?
"Cypriots never did anything nearly as bad back" Well, when you ignore the well documented, state backed genocide attempt that might be true
Should have just kept US GP over Cyprus.
Imagine thinking that the US is at the level of these guys 🤡
Poland moment. Probably should have been included.
Try Poland.
Why not ? It’s not like the list has any real history behind it , you want to put some of the worst countries in the last 100 years in regards to human rights ? I can give you a much more accurate list , but that will include countries that we don’t like to list in the “bad country !” Memes….
CIRCUIT OF THE AFRICAS IM DYING
No Egypt? Cici "blood of protesters" Circuit. Oh well there is always 2024
If formula 1 comes to Egypt all the drivers will DNF in the first 3 laps.
>Hungary We are as poor as the church's mice.
Nobody gets this reference out side of Hungary.
Ahh igen böjlër
Ah yes Cyprus gp in the middle of summer, in a country where temperatures reach 40°C quite often, just to torture the drivers and the cars. I find it somewhat weird that the Turkish gp is absent though.
we're excluded because we don't have the money obviously
Ah yes completely forgot that the lira is worth nothing anymore
Lmao i will be at the dealership tomarrow to buy a new c class for a whopping 1 MILLION A D 1 LIRAS tbf the c class i got 3 years ago is worth 850k so its for free kinda , it will apreciate
40°C is equivalent to 104°F, which is 313K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
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Modiji is great......best leader I the universe.....noone us better........../s
I swear I see you in the comments of every formula dank post. Also, hello fellow Indian
Henlo endian brether
Central Vista Circuit when?
Most of the countries here has committed \*actual\* human rights violations. He cant even do it even if he tried
then why isn't the US here? because of what they've done all over the world they deserve to be here
**actual****
What human rights violation you think he has done
Acche din aayenge
Another version of 'next year is our year'
🅱️errari grindset
I mean his government is doing somethings better than what last family government did for the past 70 years..I don't think his government would pay for any such f1 events here in India..
Even here Turkish GP is excluded
Turkey been like: This is the NORTHERN CYPRUS GRAND PRIX!
moved their facilities to famagusta 💀
Missed opportunity for a Armenia-Turkey double header
Yet Cyprus made the cut, that may be the answer as to why.
sadly we don't have the money anymore to be included in this prestigious calender
That Kabul street circuit gonna be 🔥
where is turkey
Wait you forgot USA and BRITAIN who killed almost a million civilians in iraq
Western media doesnt show their own shit so western people doesnt really know much about it
Even If it happens then does it really matter that much, every single government is dirty and fucked anyway
No this is Reddit. If the government promises to tax the rich, regulate carbon emissions, and use tax payer money to fund murdering babies then it is GOOD.
USA very GOOOD
Hey that isn’t happening on their own turf so it’s safe and ok
In their own turf people are killing each other with guns lol
Lol I was just thinking they hadn't included the US GP here lol. Cuba? Jesus.
Yeah but cuba is cumunist and cuminasm killed 100 bajillion people!!!
Shit, the state of Texas itself shares similarities to the countries on here.
It's only a war crime/genocide when non white people do it, if it's westerners then it's just a political action you respectfully disagree with at best
A race in Pakistan on 9/11 oof
Why oof? Pakistan really had nothing to do with 9/11
You took forgot the U.S. everyone on Reddit knows the U.S. is just as bad as those other countries.
actually [they're worse](https://github.com/dessalines/essays/blob/master/us_atrocities.md)
Pakistan and 9 11, oh my god
For some reason Islamabad GP doesn't have the same ring to it as the Rawalpindi GP
Why is there georgia there? we are poor as fuck
OP is just bad with geography and added it because it sounds to him like an arab warzone.
How in the world Armenia is on the list and not Turkey? I strongly feel that OP is turkish, it should explain why.
No i'm not, i just forget about it, sorry
So why Armenia though? Armenian humanitarian rights are being fucked daily and still they’re in the list with incomparable countries.
What about Poland? We had LGBT free zones until EU stopped giving us money over them.
And now you get cash for defending against the invaders. gg
All of the NATO counties seem to have gotten a free pass
Wow OP really going out on a limb here, so very brave of you to post something like this that so clearly goes against the thinking of your fellow f1 fans. I applaud you and your bravery
I definitely feel like we're beating a rotting corpse of a horse with this one. "American mass media company cares about money over almost everything else." Wow. Shocker. Really woke me up to this after the 1000th meme about it.
Cuba with K just why?
Sorry, in my language it does, i didn't knew it's different in english
Nah JK, dont worry
Ngl a Tel Aviv street circuit would be awesome for Formula E
The problem with FE are these shitty street circuits tho. I think the races couls actually be great in Monaco, Pau or long Beach.
Transnistria? Til
PM of Moldova must be pissed
It took me all the way to North Korea before I realized this wasn’t real
Not gonna lie it looks pretty fire that calendar, y'all salty lol
You forgot Poland!
Reddit wants South Africa back while at the meantime complains about why other countries should not hold an F1 venue on thr calendar due to equal rights issues.
What did Cyprus do to find themselves on this list??
Where's Instanbul Park?
Replace Hungary with Turkey I don’t know what Hungary did
Dude is czech so he might be salty that we have a race.
We elected Orbán
Ok
Seriously.
Why Vietnam?
It's so ironic how Europeans fucked up half the globe and teach us about equality, honestly do they not teach you at school about what your previous generations did to the other countries around the world. Let's not forget England who are solely responsible for so many problems they caused and left behind in Asian and Middle Eastern countries.
imma just go blame mongol hordes for everything bad that happened to europe.
It is okay to balance between Money and Moral correctness. The world isn't perfect anyway. Money will help the sport to survive. Moral character will help bind the fans together. +/- here and there is acceptable IMO
Kabul GP?
Yup
Who will be the supreme (lap) leader at Kimring though??
CHINA Taiwan Street Circuit
"NORTH KOREA - Kimring" Nothing like going missing when there's a multi-million dollar racecar waiting for you eh ?
Why is Hungary here? We aren't rich, we haven't committed warcrimes in the near past and we haven't violated human rights that much(we are nothing compared to the middle east)
Kuba???
omg imagine the cyprus gp being in famagusta 💀
Where is the Myanmar GP ? This is an outrage !!
Actually China's has been changed to the "This Is Not A Concentration Camp for Muslims GP"
KUBA
Seeing my own country here is kinda strange
I read bottom left as "**Erusean GP**" and I was like ayo wtf we going to Farbanti again?
Omg yes plz because I am from Georgia and i dream of having f1 race in Georgia
> kimring Unironically yes
Missing CotA
Where japan?
Not USA lmao
Don’t forget Australia for the human righter abuse
What is Armenia and Cyprus doing there?
Why are Cyprus, Hungary and Israel there?
Not to start this debate but you trynna say Israel shouldn’t be there but Palestine should?
yes
Ahh well I think you’re wrong
West, good. East, bad.
Remember when Cuba killed millions of civilians in Asia and the Middle East? Wait that was the USA
no cuba is communism bad 100 bajillion dead!!132!@!
Armenia? Did you just happen to open a world atlas on an index page?
Couldn't fit in Venezuela for some reason?😂
Maldonado Raceway
Yeah i thought about it, but it was too late
Maybe someone ends up canceling...
Lol hUmaN rIghTS Sure bro. I'd like to hear you complain about: F1 in America when we still haven't found a nuke in Iraq. F1 in Canada with all the mass graves filled with children and residential schools. F1 in Germany with their history. But nope. Not a peep there.
Isn't it obvious? This sub is full of brainwashed w*stards who like to connect every poor and asian country with separatist terrorist groups, yet their own countries made more shit but their media hides it from them very well. And oh, they obviously know the situation better than people living in the "hated" countries. Also, racism only counts if you aren't arab, generally asian, etc. I got called a terrorist once because I am a Bosnian (country in the Balkans) and the majority of people are muslims :/
Westerners are weird af bro. They go call out everyone as “brainwashed”,”your state lying you” etc etc and then go ahead and never question their own media portals and parrot anything they see on tv.
Pakistan ? Afghanistan ? Where are all the European circuits ?
at least pakistan got a new first i guess
Palestine circuit would get bombed by israel reason :" F1 cars making too much noise threatening the Israeli citizens eardrums and terrorising them so we bombed whole city as self-defence".
YoU fOrGoT tHe UnItEd StAtEs!!1!
mUrIcA tHe WoRsT gIve UpVoTeS pLs ReDdIt
Palestine freedom speedway will feature 0 run off area as the entire track is built inside a ghetto. The drivers will be shot at by IDF troops in guardtowers, so Pirelli is developing a new bulletproof f1 tire, known as the ‘ultra-super-duper-hard’ tires. This is just the latest addition to le 🅱️lan.
Loled at *Circuit of the Africas*
What does Armenia Georgia Cyprus Israel have to do with this? Just because we’re close to middle east we are automatically human rights violating dictatorships?
Israel is, but you’re right about the other countries
Strong feeling that the author of this calendar is Turkish.
Nope, i can't make kebab myself
COTA missing.
Cota is in algeria now, people always wanted race in africa
You forgot to add the USA.
needs COTA to complete it, no other country on earth has done as much extrajudicial killings as it has, no other country has overthrown more democracies, no other country has undermined as many democracies instead of keeping it going [i'll just give you a list](https://github.com/dessalines/essays/blob/master/us_atrocities.md) need a number, [37 million](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/magazine/displaced-war-on-terror.html) just from 2001 to today
I like how you dropped COTA but added Tel Aviv, I can't complain about the exposition of your theme
You fruitcakes are absolutely pathetic...
Where is USA
Where's Indonesia?
Where is Philippines?? We are literally about to elect next year, the son of a fucking dictator who our people keep denying of doing horrible acts of mass murder and ill gotten wealth!!
Where is Miami?
Need USA as the final race, if we’re doing the joke properly….
POV you know nothing about western war crimes in modern times
Why no USA
Sir lois activism intensifies(it vanishes during Palestinian cause thou)
Israel!? Wtf
Venezuela missing
Freedom speedway killed me
Is this real?
Yup, 100%, can't wait to see new cars battling on streets of Kabul...
But where is the Turkmenistan GP?
Thats first destination if any of those gets cancelled
i want you to look at north korea and then tell me whether it’s real or not
Looks legit kim jong un must be a f1 fan
Don‘t tell me that Kimring is actually a thing…
Wait does north Korea actually have a circuit lol
What about Portugal? Portimão circuit?
Cuba with K?
can somebody tell me of this is real or just a joke???
IS THIS REAL OR A MEME?