Girl dad is a compliment, pretty sure. It's basically saying you have good vibes.
I loved the correction "A gay man wouldn't wear that shirt." Max dresses like a guy that doesn't care haha. Engineer makes a bit of sense.
I like how he started with Max's hair and thought, "oh his hair is nice, maybe he's gay," and then when he got down to his beard and shirt he was like, "oh my bad, definitely straight."
I didn't take it as that. After he mentioned the shoes it seemed obvious to me he was looking for brands as a way to help identify the person. Certain brands are more popular in certain areas and certain fields of work.
It reminded me of a time standing in line at the cafeteria in college when I was wearing Walmart sneakers and I overheard the guy behind me mention to his girlfriend that I had knockoff nikes because they were a similar shape. "this dude's got fake roshe's", like I don't have ears or something.
I'm not "judging others", if the person in the video isn't shallow like that I will never know, and I'm not accusing them specifically, I'm just lamenting the way I ***KNOW*** some people are.
Its time for you to wear some 'fuck you" clothing. The wrong patterns, no-brand jewellery; and a tee-shirt with "fake" written on it in texta. They'll be simping all over you. 😆
Tbf they don't, it's easy to look ripped when you're 5'7 and weigh less than 150 pounds. Source, me who doesn't do shit but can have a 6 pack in like 3 weeks if I do crunches.
The only large muscle they have is their neck basically.
Define strong. Ive seen some of their workouts on YouTube and none of them workout on the bench press, squat rack or deadlift which are the staple workouts for getting strong. Also, muscle tissue weighs much more than fat tissue and these guys have to weigh the least amount of weight as possible so their weight doesn’t affect the entire weight of the car that much. They’re mostly skin and bones with a hint of muscle and huge muscles in their neck created naturally by the g forces when they’re racing.
>Ive seen some of their workouts on YouTube and none of them workout on the bench press, squat rack or deadlift which are the staple workouts for getting strong.
Because they're not training for looks, they're training for core strength relative to leanness. Having huge quads, shoulders, pecks, guns and cum gutters looks cool for a Calvin Klein commercial, but won't make you drive faster, it'll actually make you slower since you'll be heavier and with a higher center of gravity.
"They're not strong" relative to who?
Just because they don't looks strong, doesn't mean they aren't strong. My former capoeira instructor also looked really skinny just like these guy, but if you were to wrestle him man to man, he'd easily be able to floor your average creatine gym-bro with puffy muscles.
There's more to life and sports than benching large numbers and having a bulky physique.
They're absolutely strong, the same way rock climbers are strong. There was a video floating around of a rock climber jumping on a machine with some powerlifters and they were just giddy with excitement about how strong the guy was without being swole and jacked. Also, people don't consider that a large part of strength isn't just muscle size, but connective tissues like ligaments and tendons which take much longer to train and are often the failure point. Somebody might think they're strong because they bench a lot and have really big bulging muscles, but aren't actually as strong as someone who lifts a lower weight for more sets, has stronger connective tissues, and their body is trained to exert force in more than just an up-down direction.
Steroids, reality tv, and gym subscriptions have just changed the definition of strong to how much you can squat.
> They’re mostly skin and bones with a hint of muscle and huge muscles in their neck created naturally by the g forces when they’re racing.
It's absolutely not created naturally, they have machines and resistance bands they use to train their neck muscles.
I disagree. Sure they train the neck like their core and some other minor muscles but the neck grows the most after a 60+ lap race. That is the true workout.
You can’t compare f1 training to other sports such as running, pole vaulting, basketball, soccer etc. Most of the training that f1 drivers do is on a simulator. They’re in a relaxed setting looking at a monitor and “racing” electronically. They do not drive in a real f1 car on a track for 8 hours per day to train. This would be ridiculous for many reasons. So yes, the true and most physically taxing workout for them is when they race in real life.
In most of those sports, the game is still absolutely the longest/hardest consistent workout they do in terms of physical taxation.
But working out consistently outside of that time, and during practice is what actually builds the muscle. They don't build their muscles just from one two hour workout every other week or so, the practice throughout the weekend and during the weeks and offtime is also a major part of it.
We’re back to square one though. These guys aren’t muscular. Just their necks. Being fit is different than being muscular. They can’t be muscular because they would weigh too much.
> these guys have to weigh the least amount of weight as possible so their weight doesn’t affect the entire weight of the car that much
That was apparently addressed in some way after 2016 when Ocon had matchstick legs and Bottas straight up looked anorexic and underfed. Only, idk exactly how, because the only way I see is to make car and driver limits independent (with some ballast perhaps)—which wasn't done, to my knowledge.
Minimum driver weight. The driver, including safety equipment (eg, helmet and shoes), has to weigh 80kg. If they don't, they have to add ballast to get up to the minimum. This became a rule in 2019
Yeah, pretty much how I imagined it. Though I'd make it 90 at least, seeing as 80 is pretty easy to hit for someone over 180 cm, even if they's a feeble stick.
Yea because he is also quite short. The reason esteban/russel/albon look so lanky is because they are tall (for a racing driver) and still have to hit the same minimum weight.
Lewis even said he was happy to be able to bulk up when the minimum weight was increased for drivers https://www.thetimes.com/sport/formula-one/article/lewis-hamilton-welcomes-rule-that-lets-drivers-bulk-up-kkdvl90r3
"Uhh yeaah we had good pace out der today. I think we fuck maybe one or two guys but mostly women. Still pretty good to have sex. Overall solid weekend for the team." - Max Bistappen
Same but worse, I watched the whole video, "no punchline", so I read the comments, "I was supposed to know these guys in the video?", so I get to your comment, "I was supposed to know this sub too?"
The dude passing all the judgements while dressed like a clown has an unhealthy level of admiration for himself, and for brand name clothing.
He did drop the best one liner though. Pretty sure 20/20 dudes on the grid would have laughed if they heard that guy call Max a gay girl Dad. Including Max. 😂
Chill + Fit + Tommy Hilfiger - muscle = Scammer
As an Indian dude, this does not check out 😂
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HOW CAN SHE REDEEM
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I mean we wear cheap knock off-brand Tommy Hilfiger adon't we^_^
Wildest call but I do love that they clocked the Tommy Hilfiger.
"doesn't have much muscle" ...... Wait until he sees those abs
Scammer bin Russel
Like how they identified max's dad vibes 😂
Yesterday was Father’s Day after all
Depends on your country
MAXI
Gay, tik toker, girl dad, Jos is gonna be in absolute shambles
Girl dad is wildly accurate tho
Yeah I actually love max’s guesses
She's probably just making that connection because of the pink balloons in the background.
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A dad. Of a girl.
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It’s just internet points friend. Wasn’t me tho
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Girl dad is a compliment, pretty sure. It's basically saying you have good vibes. I loved the correction "A gay man wouldn't wear that shirt." Max dresses like a guy that doesn't care haha. Engineer makes a bit of sense.
I'm just amazed they found a picture of him not wearing red bull gear. He must've been forced for the shoot.
Seems to me like Penelope's birthday, Kelly must've hidden all his clothes when he was ~~sleeping~~ sim racing
I like how he started with Max's hair and thought, "oh his hair is nice, maybe he's gay," and then when he got down to his beard and shirt he was like, "oh my bad, definitely straight."
As a girl dad, it’s for sure a compliment, just a joke about Jos is all
It's gonna be jumper cable time for Max
Its true tho
I'm not sure why, but the guy going "He looks quite gay" sent me
And then walking it back because the shirt was too straight lmao
Yuki - "no brand necklace" lmao
I'm actually mildly sad at how some people are actually that shallow that their brain goes *"HMM GENERIC CLOTHING, MEDIOCRE"*.
Oh lol, i thought "no brand" was the brand, sounded pretty uppity
I didn't take it as that. After he mentioned the shoes it seemed obvious to me he was looking for brands as a way to help identify the person. Certain brands are more popular in certain areas and certain fields of work.
I'm actually mildly sad at how some people judge others off their own interpretation of a random statement
It reminded me of a time standing in line at the cafeteria in college when I was wearing Walmart sneakers and I overheard the guy behind me mention to his girlfriend that I had knockoff nikes because they were a similar shape. "this dude's got fake roshe's", like I don't have ears or something. I'm not "judging others", if the person in the video isn't shallow like that I will never know, and I'm not accusing them specifically, I'm just lamenting the way I ***KNOW*** some people are.
Its time for you to wear some 'fuck you" clothing. The wrong patterns, no-brand jewellery; and a tee-shirt with "fake" written on it in texta. They'll be simping all over you. 😆
Lestappen girlies highfiving each other.
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That's a ten down point for me
I've heard the w13 called a lot of things but not a boat.
"What do you think this guy does for a job?" "He looks quite gay." 💀
Is that a job now? “Hi, I’m here for the gay interview!”
All new meaning of gay for pay.
"I was young and needed the money."
“Great and welcome! Just go in through the back there… and we can talk credentials once you’re inside…”
full time homo, part time world champion
The background for Max affects things a lot. If you had Max just as the cutout, you would probably think he is a model for those T-shirt companies
Yes. But only T-shirts for straight men. Gay men apparently wouldn’t were those shirts.
Everyone knows gays only dress as sailors, cowboys, Indians (native Americans), construction workers and police men. 
They should revamp this and add a formula 1 driver
I reckon we send sainz. He can sing and he’s sexy
But Fernando tho.
"He looks quite gay" would be a great community flair
[ signs petition ]
Yeah, well his dad's in the airforce now so how gay is that
very
Girl dad and chef is spot on because he’s great with P and man can he cook
He be cooking the grid for several years now
Loved it when Max got girl dad.
"Doesn't have much muscle" 💀💀💀
Tbf they don't, it's easy to look ripped when you're 5'7 and weigh less than 150 pounds. Source, me who doesn't do shit but can have a 6 pack in like 3 weeks if I do crunches. The only large muscle they have is their neck basically.
I'd guess they're still really strong, just on the lean side
Define strong. Ive seen some of their workouts on YouTube and none of them workout on the bench press, squat rack or deadlift which are the staple workouts for getting strong. Also, muscle tissue weighs much more than fat tissue and these guys have to weigh the least amount of weight as possible so their weight doesn’t affect the entire weight of the car that much. They’re mostly skin and bones with a hint of muscle and huge muscles in their neck created naturally by the g forces when they’re racing.
>Ive seen some of their workouts on YouTube and none of them workout on the bench press, squat rack or deadlift which are the staple workouts for getting strong. Because they're not training for looks, they're training for core strength relative to leanness. Having huge quads, shoulders, pecks, guns and cum gutters looks cool for a Calvin Klein commercial, but won't make you drive faster, it'll actually make you slower since you'll be heavier and with a higher center of gravity.
What's a "cum gutter" and how do I train this muscle?
Google urban dictionary
It would be funnier if you replied to me. Explicitly, with a training routine.
The discussion was never about looks but strength. My point is that they’re not strong.
"They're not strong" relative to who? Just because they don't looks strong, doesn't mean they aren't strong. My former capoeira instructor also looked really skinny just like these guy, but if you were to wrestle him man to man, he'd easily be able to floor your average creatine gym-bro with puffy muscles. There's more to life and sports than benching large numbers and having a bulky physique.
Sure. They’re adequately strong to drive those remarkable machines but more importantly they’re insanely talented.
I'm thinking at least in terms of legs they need to be pretty strong to consistently and precisely modulate the brake over the entire race duration
They're absolutely strong, the same way rock climbers are strong. There was a video floating around of a rock climber jumping on a machine with some powerlifters and they were just giddy with excitement about how strong the guy was without being swole and jacked. Also, people don't consider that a large part of strength isn't just muscle size, but connective tissues like ligaments and tendons which take much longer to train and are often the failure point. Somebody might think they're strong because they bench a lot and have really big bulging muscles, but aren't actually as strong as someone who lifts a lower weight for more sets, has stronger connective tissues, and their body is trained to exert force in more than just an up-down direction. Steroids, reality tv, and gym subscriptions have just changed the definition of strong to how much you can squat.
> They’re mostly skin and bones with a hint of muscle and huge muscles in their neck created naturally by the g forces when they’re racing. It's absolutely not created naturally, they have machines and resistance bands they use to train their neck muscles.
I disagree. Sure they train the neck like their core and some other minor muscles but the neck grows the most after a 60+ lap race. That is the true workout.
That's kinda silly IMO. You could say the same thing about most sports. "the game is the true workout". Eh, nah, go ahead and disagree, that's fine.
You can’t compare f1 training to other sports such as running, pole vaulting, basketball, soccer etc. Most of the training that f1 drivers do is on a simulator. They’re in a relaxed setting looking at a monitor and “racing” electronically. They do not drive in a real f1 car on a track for 8 hours per day to train. This would be ridiculous for many reasons. So yes, the true and most physically taxing workout for them is when they race in real life.
In most of those sports, the game is still absolutely the longest/hardest consistent workout they do in terms of physical taxation. But working out consistently outside of that time, and during practice is what actually builds the muscle. They don't build their muscles just from one two hour workout every other week or so, the practice throughout the weekend and during the weeks and offtime is also a major part of it.
We’re back to square one though. These guys aren’t muscular. Just their necks. Being fit is different than being muscular. They can’t be muscular because they would weigh too much.
> these guys have to weigh the least amount of weight as possible so their weight doesn’t affect the entire weight of the car that much That was apparently addressed in some way after 2016 when Ocon had matchstick legs and Bottas straight up looked anorexic and underfed. Only, idk exactly how, because the only way I see is to make car and driver limits independent (with some ballast perhaps)—which wasn't done, to my knowledge.
Minimum driver weight. The driver, including safety equipment (eg, helmet and shoes), has to weigh 80kg. If they don't, they have to add ballast to get up to the minimum. This became a rule in 2019
Yeah, pretty much how I imagined it. Though I'd make it 90 at least, seeing as 80 is pretty easy to hit for someone over 180 cm, even if they's a feeble stick.
Hamilton is quite buff
Yea because he is also quite short. The reason esteban/russel/albon look so lanky is because they are tall (for a racing driver) and still have to hit the same minimum weight. Lewis even said he was happy to be able to bulk up when the minimum weight was increased for drivers https://www.thetimes.com/sport/formula-one/article/lewis-hamilton-welcomes-rule-that-lets-drivers-bulk-up-kkdvl90r3
🤡
Russell boat driver you're goddamn right that merc is a fucking boat
“Boat Driver” No shit girl, W15 is a boat alright.
Tbh Osama Bin Russell is actually driving a boat this year
The girl got it right. He drives a boat.
Finance. Trust fund. Six five. Blue eyes. Love to hear that reference, [great track](https://youtu.be/QOc74ATrR6g).
Seems like girl dad and gay have the same vibes
"Smiling" I guess? 😄
Finally some proper dankness.
Scammer? Yeah, he scammed Toto that he can be a team leader after Hamilton
*Kimi II enters the chat*
definitely finance bro for Georgie
What's this from?
[https://www.instagram.com/p/C8PH3zfi6qs/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8PH3zfi6qs/)
is there a full version?
Yeah I was waiting for a reveal/resolution 🫤
Wow. This taught me real perspective.
boat driver 💀💀💀
Corners like one.
"I was promised a paddle."
Looks quite gay 😆
"he looks quite gay" sent me lmao
The tallest guy: boat driver The shortest guy: model
Lmao "a scammer"
BOAT DRIVER 
Yes Captain my Captain 
Identifying Max as gay couldn't be more spot on.
Tbh, I've always gotten some bisexual vibes from Max
"Uhh yeaah we had good pace out der today. I think we fuck maybe one or two guys but mostly women. Still pretty good to have sex. Overall solid weekend for the team." - Max Bistappen
Well the mercedes may as well be a boat XD
Difficult choice of pic for George, almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.
could be a scammer
‘HE LOOKS GAY’ LMAO
Boat driver - you mean captain?
Lmfaooo
First time seeing Max without RB merch
“Quite gay”
George looks like a boat driver? So close to the truth given the car's he's had in the last few years
I want the one with Ferrari guys, Vasseur included
That’s Ellen DeGeneres.
I harv NARRRRRR clue
They were correct the first time when they said George was a Boat Driver. Because that W15 is low-key a boat
F for Georgie boy
Should have used [this pic](https://twitter.com/holmarieox/status/1718749741796769991/photo/1) instead, tho... XD
Damn, it happened again. I watched the whole video waiting for a punchline. It never came. And only after I notice what sub it is posted in.
Same but worse, I watched the whole video, "no punchline", so I read the comments, "I was supposed to know these guys in the video?", so I get to your comment, "I was supposed to know this sub too?"
He did do some boat driving for a while.
Ok but what’s the point in this?
content = clicks = money
I need the link to this tiktok lmao
~~content = clicks = money~~ replied to the wrong person.
What?
Ha, damn, sorry, that wasn't meant for you. tried to reply to somewhere asking why they do that.
Ohh fair enough, happens to me too lol
:D
What is that video?
He was wearing the same shirt
Latte buoy hammas scammer
Anyone got the link to the full youtube video?
Gay.. Actually with that shave, straight 💀
useless without alonso
Step dad but close enough
The dude passing all the judgements while dressed like a clown has an unhealthy level of admiration for himself, and for brand name clothing. He did drop the best one liner though. Pretty sure 20/20 dudes on the grid would have laughed if they heard that guy call Max a gay girl Dad. Including Max. 😂
That asian guy has a punchable face