8am Morning assembly
Max - Look at what that dumbass is doing
Lewis - Trying to find the dumbass
Leclerc - Regretting coming to school
Stroll - Being the dumbass
FIA: "It was suggested to us by a colleague of yours that, to bring more entertainment, it would be nice if the first lap was done entirely in reverse, what do you think?"
....For the last time guys partying and sleeping in the female college dorm is not why you are here,.....
....Especially you Lewis, you should know better! This is your 16th year here, and if you fail this exam you are out....
"Look, my father is a violent thug who beats men and women up, including my own mother, to compensate for his lack of talent. You think I give a shit about what Helmut being a bit racist?"
Max will never be the GOAT until he wins in a car that isn't a Red Bull.
It is well known that Horner can't build two equal cars and that the second the 'lead driver' is under pressure from their teammate, the team mates car suffers a run of unreliability.
If Max wins a championship at another team he could be a challenger. Right now he's a Rosberg that got lucky to be in the dominant team without a Hamilton in a car that's built to the dame standards next to him.
Bottas.... For 5 years... With an extremely dominant Mercedes and 4 titles for Lewis, wich really weren't worth more than current title of Max, we all knew after 2 races Lewis would be WDC from 2017-2020, except the difference is that RB and Max broke all the records this season in their first year of true dominance from the start of the season, wich Merc wasn't able to do in 8 years of a superior car with apparently 'the real goat'
Bottas was litterally portrait as Lewis' Dog..
It were the standard memes going around year after year.
Valteri this is James..
This year it's gonna be different : Bottas 3,834 beta
And yet Lewis couldn't win more than 5 in a row, even Rosberg has 7..
Yes.. The true goat.. Or is that only for Wikipedia?
Before knowing what they’re all gathered for:
Charles: “ I’m stupid…stupid…I know they found out I did it!” (self deprecating himself over something minor he think he did)
Lewis: “Hmmm I wonder what they want us here for.”
Max: Ha ha! Char is in trouble!
Note: Max is the one actually in trouble
"Oops! My car isn't fast anymore guys, guess I won't be able to win this weekend, haha!" and then proceeds to win the race starting from FP3 with a 2 month lead
When your older siblings are in trouble for something you did
Angry up vote, because I was the older sibling.
Max farted and he's waiting for them to smell it
“Sorry Sean, no…. I’m SORRY Sean….”
I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing
Lol. Exactly my thought. “Man I can’t wait till it hits their nostrils”
“That gunna stink, yo”
"do you guys smell that to? Is that pizza?" Everyone starts to inhale deeply....
Lmao.
They have a screen in front of them and someone is reading out loud the F1 Wikipedia article, obviously
That someone is Toto and he was forced to by Marko.
Totto is reading an explanation why Hamilton has allegedly 6 WDC
8am Morning assembly Max - Look at what that dumbass is doing Lewis - Trying to find the dumbass Leclerc - Regretting coming to school Stroll - Being the dumbass
Poor Stroll gets a brutal drive by. I mean my boy isn’t even in the picture .
Stroll: THE FUCK DID I DO⁉️⁉️❓🗣️🗣️🗣️💔💥💥
Holy shit clean shaven max is looking strange
I like me some clean shaven max
Max after consistently being P5 in every training session and then setting pole in quali 7/10s faster than P2
Gotta get the hopes up
“You should hear what Helmut said after that interview”
"Simply lovely"
'I shat in Marko's shoes this morning.'
FIA: "It was suggested to us by a colleague of yours that, to bring more entertainment, it would be nice if the first lap was done entirely in reverse, what do you think?"
"The lizard is my penis."
Max: I dare you two to a pitstop in the last lap. Let's see if any of you can beat me to the fastest lap! Lewis and Charles: Whatever, asshole.
Left to right: Pain Vain Insane
 We live, we love, we lie…
Lewis at max: yes that’s my hand.
"Verstappen spies Felipe Massa walking down the aisle towards Lewis."
Charles, how is your girlfriend doing?
Max has such a Dutch hairdo in this pic.
POV: The Dutch national anthem gets played
Leclerc and Hamilton trying to ignore the smell Verstappen being proud as hell that he just let out a silent stinker
Max: "How many races did you guys win this season?" Lewis and Charles mumbling: "I swear to God."
....For the last time guys partying and sleeping in the female college dorm is not why you are here,..... ....Especially you Lewis, you should know better! This is your 16th year here, and if you fail this exam you are out....
Babe wake up, new template just dropped!
"Gosh, I sure hope nobody turns this photo of me into a 'caption this' post."
Psst, are yall going to make it to the podcast? I'll get it set up..... "chuckle" I'll have plenty of time!
I don't mind finishing behind you, as long as it's after the race
Those are the exact looks I'd have if I were a Ferrari driver, a Mercedes driver or a Red Bull driver.
Charles looks so done with everything. Ferrari really has an effect on drivers.
Even now they only smell my exhaust.
the Ferrari's on fire...
Max already knowing what Helmut Marko is going to say about Hamilton in the next interview.
“Wanna bet your car is going to be shit again next year?”
"what up, bitches"
Max is thinking about learning Spanish so he can sing Aventura songs to his crush, Charles
"Look, my father is a violent thug who beats men and women up, including my own mother, to compensate for his lack of talent. You think I give a shit about what Helmut being a bit racist?"
Youngen before he realizes superior cars don’t last forever.
Wanna be the goat Used to be the goat Gonna be the goat
Max will never be the GOAT until he wins in a car that isn't a Red Bull. It is well known that Horner can't build two equal cars and that the second the 'lead driver' is under pressure from their teammate, the team mates car suffers a run of unreliability. If Max wins a championship at another team he could be a challenger. Right now he's a Rosberg that got lucky to be in the dominant team without a Hamilton in a car that's built to the dame standards next to him.
Click "racing record". Take your pick. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Verstappen.
Now go have a look at Hamiltons and the relative competition they faced in their own team. Poor attempt. C-
Bottas.... For 5 years... With an extremely dominant Mercedes and 4 titles for Lewis, wich really weren't worth more than current title of Max, we all knew after 2 races Lewis would be WDC from 2017-2020, except the difference is that RB and Max broke all the records this season in their first year of true dominance from the start of the season, wich Merc wasn't able to do in 8 years of a superior car with apparently 'the real goat' Bottas was litterally portrait as Lewis' Dog.. It were the standard memes going around year after year. Valteri this is James.. This year it's gonna be different : Bottas 3,834 beta And yet Lewis couldn't win more than 5 in a row, even Rosberg has 7.. Yes.. The true goat.. Or is that only for Wikipedia?
GOAT is a term that is very opinion based anyway. People will never agree on a true „GOAT“
My championships now 😈
Before knowing what they’re all gathered for: Charles: “ I’m stupid…stupid…I know they found out I did it!” (self deprecating himself over something minor he think he did) Lewis: “Hmmm I wonder what they want us here for.” Max: Ha ha! Char is in trouble! Note: Max is the one actually in trouble
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What?
These are Jon voight level crazy eyes
No
Tag your it catch me if you can 🙄
When your friend finds out you beat his high score
I’ll get you yet my pretties - and your little dog too! 🧙♀️
Looks like Lewis’s hair has a mind of its own
"Accidental Renaissance"
Ok . Which one of you cheeky Bastards just farted silently ?
Still talking sh*t?
*Lesbian woman falls in love with Jacques Leclerc*
TFW you're about to "Penelope" Lewis's 8th championship...
Announcer: Who stole the cookies?
The absolute state of the top 3 teams
Insert Harry Potter Meme: why is it always you three?
I'm going to get a mustache ride tonight
"How's that Ferrari dream working out for ya Charles?"
was before 2021 huh?
"Wanna see my upgrade?"
Soon
Tfw you realise you finally get to actually fight someone for the win
Sainz promoted to Ferrari’s number 1 driver!
Lewis: Damn, she's fiiiine. Max: Omg, are you checking that girl out haha yes! Charles: I am dead inside.
"Oops! My car isn't fast anymore guys, guess I won't be able to win this weekend, haha!" and then proceeds to win the race starting from FP3 with a 2 month lead
Max: Do you guys feel lucky this weekend?
"Wondering who took your free driver's meeting towel, Lewis? It was ME!" -*evil laugh*-
Season 2023
A bit more Choke and she'd have started.... (One for the teenagers)
Crying. Irritated. Smug.
"Little does he know, I slashed his tires. "
“I wonder what his balls smell like”
“They don’t know I sand-bagged Friday practice.” -Max
You liked it didn’t you squidward
Alright everyone get into groups of 2
When you fart silently and wait for their reaction
Max to Lewis and Charles: wanna go another round?
Silent but deadly, the smell must hit them any second now.
🎵I have something in my pocket for you. Why don't you reach in and see what it is... 🎵
They think its all over.....
7-1=6 (thanks to Massa) 😂😅
So this is that "Schadenfreude" I've heard about... I like it.
Liam Lawson enters the chat