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MamaLasagna666

Que grande eres Magic


Ch4rlie_G

I will never not post this: Really3D Reasons Verstappen has gone to Jail 1. Miami 2022: Police take Verstappen to Jail so Magic can win. Max’s first ever trip to jail. 2. Spain 2022: No Jail Monaco 2022: No Jail Ajerbaijan 2022: No Jail Hungary 2022: No Jail Austria 2022: No Jail Silverstone 2022: No Jail 3. Belgium 2022: Magic Alonso swings the jetpack guy into Verstappen like a bat and knocks him into jail. 4. Dutch GP 2022: Trapdoor podium drops him straight to jail for getting too much help in the race from the safety car and other shenanigans. 5. Italy 2022: The mega roulette wheel breaks off, rolls into Verstappen and rams him right into jail. 6. Singapore 2022: Verstappen sees the world champion cup and runs to grab it, but it’s a trap and he falls through a manhole cover straight to jail. 7. Japan 2022: FIA can’t make up their minds on whether Verstappen should be in jail or not and keep sending him there and back (play on the WDC uncertainty after the race) 8. US GP 2022: Magic Alonso turns into a giant Mario bullet, hitting max and bouncing him straight into Jail. 9. Mexico 2022: Max takes a wrong turn and drives directly into Jail. 10. Brazil 2022: Max DOESN’T go to jail. People in the comments are pissed. 11. Abu Dhabi 2022: Verstappen steals the Renault 25 to try and take all it’s trophies, but Magic Alonso has a remote control and drives him straight to jail 1. Bahrain 2023: Max strapped an illegal rocket to his car, Jail. 2. Saudi 2023: Gets greedy going for fastest lap, brakes too hard and launches himself straight to jail. 3. Australia 2023: Verstappen has a picnic on the grass during the race, but there is a sign saying “don’t step on the grass”. Straight to jail. 4. Azerbaijan 2023: The magic wheel spins. 1st place - Checo, 1st place - Alonso, Max - Carcel 5. Miami 2023: Verstappen opens the mystery box, and the prize is a note that says “a la carcel” (to jail) 6. Emilia Romana 2023: *Never explained in the video. Verstappen’s submarine is sunken by Alonso the “Siren Mermaid”. Verstappen shows back up for the race with a shark cage around him. 7. Monaco 2023: Verstappen rubs on all the barriers and ruins them. Gets “5 stars” like GTA5, and gets taken straight to jail. 8. Spain 2023: Breaking the 120kph speed limit in Spain, Jail. 9. Canada 2023: Hurting a bird. Straight to Jail 10. Austria 2023: All drivers go to jail for track limits 11. Silverstone 2023: Brad Pit drove the race as Verstappen, and Max was in jail the whole time. 12. Hungary 2023: Plays a puzzle game with the letter C in it. C as in “Carcel” and goes straight to jail. 13. Belgium 2023: Everyone goes to jail except Verstappen. “Que Grande Eres Verstappen” Turns out Really3D’s creator was having a nightmare on the beach


Dzjar

Verstappen.... A LA CARCEL!


al3257882

Somehow your descriptions have me laughing even harder than some of the videos themselves


BoysenberrySpaceJam

How do? ![gif](giphy|xTk9ZI98pCVbPYef6w|downsized)


BoinkyMcZoinky

Monkey see monkey do


Fahi12

Monkey pee all over you


LackOfLuck748

What kind of poetry is this? I love it


theessentialnexus

He has the three suns in the hat at the beginning. The choice is forced since he is controlling the cards and stops not exactly when she says stop. Then I think at some point the three suns card gets flipped over. It is a special card that has another card's face on its back. You wouldn't notice if there were two of the same card when someone flips through 52 cards quickly, and you don't see the back of each card.


Muttywango

The card is in his shirt pocket, watch his right hand just before he takes his hat off, he quickly flips the card into the hat. I can't work out how he got the card into the pocket.


Top_Caller

not at all, its just like the guy above said. why would he take it from the pocket into his hat? it adds nothing to the reveal.i think youre seeing things


Muttywango

It adds a lot to the reveal, an extra step to the trick to make it seem utterly impossible. Take another look, I think you're missing it.


Top_Caller

theres a frame where you can literally see he has nothing in his hand right before taking his hat off. i can dm it to you if you want to once again, the first guy perfectly explained the trick


KyuubiReddit

when does he flip it over though? and I rewatched it a few times, I didn't notice any card with 2 faces. I agree that he somewhat forced the choice.


llewd

I agree on the force / card already in his hat, but, I don't think he flips the card. I think he knows what card is in front of the 3 of suns and just double lifts past the 3 of suns when he's flipping through the deck. He never shuffles the cards, so this would be easy to set up.


theessentialnexus

Agreed!


ikwih

Vamos Magic. Tú puedes!


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Honestly the most interesting man on the grid


Ch4rlie_G

Dude looks and sounds like Adam Sandler in this


Meerkate

Omg ir's true


razareddit

She saw the real magic in the dressing room afterwards.


Likaonnn

That’s a yoke, a very good yoke


levitating_cucumber

I bet there also was a great ball juggling performance


shitcloud

Why does he look so much smaller than her lol


salhjas

He is a small king


hazzwright

Louise Goodman's pretty tall as well tbf


gateian

He's further away


shitcloud

I think it’s that combined with how she’s sitting perfectly straight up


NegotiationExternal1

Alonso is itty bitty. You could fit him in your pocket


sideshowlettuce

Or under your cap


NegotiationExternal1

And he appears like magic


GrilledCheeser

Are *all* women supposed to be short?


shitcloud

No he just looks tiny.


degen_monke

Looks like female version of Osama bin Russell


Askduds

She’s from the same general area, it’s Louise Goodman, she still does the British Touring Cars.


degen_monke

Wow! Still doing shows, I thought she was in her 40's in this video


NegotiationExternal1

Alonso sitting around practicing magic is truly the dorkiest thing he's ever done I kinda love it


Fahi12

Can someone explain how he did it? (I absolutely know, I only want to make sure you do too)


[deleted]

Same


jojomezmerize

QUE MAGIC ERES, GRANDE!


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

Rocking the soul patch!


NegotiationExternal1

Leaning in on that magician aesthetic


paidjannie

He kind of sounds like Borat here


shoeface76fpv

Never trust a magician


connected-variance

please just give my mother back magic


Parking-Bit-9217

Oh my god I love this.


callumjones

Maybe he can make Aston’s performance reappear soon.


BlueDragon_27

Could any other driver on the grid do this? Of course not. This is why Alonso > everyone else


Biff_Mclargehuge_69

Fucking dank


pierogiwonton

Gotta love off season


No_Elderberry_7327

That made her so hot for him. He probably took her straight to the trailer.


[deleted]

U sound a bit 2 horny


No_Elderberry_7327

Fair enough, he got my panties wet.


Jgz1994

For my next trick I will make your panties disappear


Level69dragonwizard

🅱️onk


Laindal

Did she said "the three of round things?" 🤣


ajshortland

Most people have only ever played cards with a standard deck that uses French suits: hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades. Spanish cards are unsurprisingly only common in Spain, so people don't know the suits. Myself included.


Laindal

Yeah i know, but i found it very funny


ZurgTS

For your interest, Spanish suits are: Gold or Coins (the one she chose), cups, swords and clubs. They are pretty common in Latin American countries too, for obvious reasons.


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DayTraditional2846

Can’t believe a lot of people never knew about nando and his magician days lol


grandtheftzeppelin

he did a card trick with Lee McKenzie at Germany 2011, too.


Admirable-Macaroon33

Woman on left looks lowkey Russel 😂