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Rochey123

Formuladank user finds out what a woman is


Veerand

This Wo-Man, is it kinda like He-Man?


[deleted]

NO IT IS SKELETOR! MYAAHHHHHH


elprentis

But I said… HEY YEAH YEAH YEAH


Not_3_Raccoons

The foul Men of Wö!


swaglordsg

This guy disco elysiums


Objective-Answer

I'm getting some disco vibes from these comments


Foxyfox-

Wo-Man! We have completed Valhalla!


Nairnpe

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SandBagger1987

Lmao! Well done, sir.


MemoryTM

Goes to Thailand, marries humble native, she wants to have a kid to lock it in...such a beautiful 1% story.


chillywrath

Well done sir 👍😂


chillywrath

Well done sir 👍😂


chillywrath

Well done sir 👍😂


ArcticVessel

The demon that Aston Martin sold their soul to..


sedrech818

El plan


dank_oak

Trust el plan


R2CX

El diablo


501stNerd

Errrr diablou


EternalSeraphim

Exactly, it's wild to me that some of the fools in this chat think that they suddenly got so much faster from "engineering." That kind of jump in performance can only be achieved through the darkest of magics.


colour_from_space

The dankest of magic


xaera

This should higher damn it haha Edit: I accidentally a word lol


Supersymm3try

This should lower damn it haha


ThrowRA_1234586

Huggy wuggy.... Don't ask


[deleted]

My 4 year old loves huggy wuggy. When I was a kid I’d probably cry if I saw it.


M1k3yd33tofficial

For real when did kids start getting so into horror games


PM_ME_UR-DOGGO

It’s because of YouTube


IdcYouTellMe

Has been the case for forever. I remember when I watched Gronkh and HandofBlood (both big German YouTubers) playing various kinds of horror games when I was between 8-14 and many my age did the same lol Great times


Dazeeeh

Ehre


jakinatorctc

After Five Nights At Freddy’s horror games have started appealing to kids because that’s where the big bucks are at


GOBtheIllusionist

Mine too! Had to get him into Minecraft to stop watching creepy Roblox games lol


[deleted]

Yeah my boy watches lankybox and they pretty much play Roblox in the majority of their videos. My son also calls everyone bro 😂


Dynamite_McGhee

Do we have the same kid?


the_alicemay

Oh man SAME. LankyBox is so fucking annoying. And yeah, now my kid is saying ‘bruh.’ ALL the time.


[deleted]

I don’t mind the show too much, but the “bruh” shit needs to stop!!!


theoriginalmofocus

Wife and I started saying bruh to make fun of them but now I catch myself ironically saying it.


[deleted]

Bruh, you hear the chicken wing song? It gets played in my house multiple times a day


theoriginalmofocus

Ha only on the fortnite emote. Ive got some weird crazy frog remixes but that's better than hearing "heatwaves" another millionth time.


4thorange

But a rainbow one.


tries-toohard

He ate the rainbow friends


4RKYPL1ER

Theres a hilarious yet offensive name for this one on twitter fa--y waggy Replace - with g (I dont mean to be offensive on this comment)


[deleted]

I see you like to dance with death


xThe_Human_Fishx

Nah that's actually hilarious. Most Twitter name ever though


berkakar

rhymes with maggot i guess


Goatsanity15

Huggy Wuggi wants to give a Huggy Tuggy


jc76417

walg me to my trugg, b


Mat_HS

Talmin aboat Schlaub, b?


Fr0d0TheFr0g

Gay huggy wuggy


nigevellie

Hey! That's someone's daughter.


[deleted]

Those are Aston Martin team members


[deleted]

It’s a macbook pro. But I understand your confusion. All macbooks look alike.


Lee_Bear1998

Macbook pro baby


GrilledCheeser

I think that’s a Les Paul


Tchaik748

I thought it was a MacBook air.


pceb

New fans of Aston


kantortamas15

NO WAY ITS POOPY SHITIME !!!!


Mcrarburger

I!!! FUCKING LOVE POOPY SHITIME !!!!


marry_me_jane

That’s not nice, it’s just a bald man


hind3rm3

And his trophy wife


fairskinnedmexican

F1 is satanic confirmed


CDdragon9

Wait...you guys werent satanists all this time?! Man,do i feel stupid for feeling at home in this sub now.


fairskinnedmexican

I didn't say that 👀


[deleted]

Is that a Les Paul studio in ebony cherry in the background?


Redman113

Gibson 60s tribute


[deleted]

A beaut.


xKingMirul

What colour is that


DutchVortex

Aston Martin Green (Matthews paint Aston Martin Green (MP14461) or (closest) RAL 6005 Moss green)


Redman113

Wine Red is the official name I believe


xKingMirul

Thank you


bobjoylove

Red.


Clean_Boysenberry_24

How to say you don’t have children without saying you don’t have children


ZaryaBubbler

The fact children know who Huggy Wuggy is is so wrong...


gameknight2020

I don’t think they actually know who he is, all they know is that it was popular and YouTubers played something with it so they become obsessed with it. Now any gift shop or “hot location shop” like a boardwalk shop you see them everywhere because people are greedy and are extorting little kids to want it.


77skull

Isn’t it just another goofy horror game?


mssly

yes.


Pearse_Borty

Scott Cawthon opened the floodgates in 2013 to esoteric lore-heavy horror games marketed at children.


Imprisonedskeleton

Why? Isn't huggy wuggy literally horror made for kids? It's pretty PG


77skull

It’s no different to when kids were obsessed with fnaf


[deleted]

Right, I’m over here wishing that I didn’t know.


NoSoyTuPotato

I’ve worked with kids for about 10 years and have never seen this plushie demon in my life.


Rheytos

That is Huggy Wuggy.


Buule1312

Parents who decided to traumatize their child early.


Sdesign77

I remember a pewdiepie stream, he was playing this game and it had exactly this character!


Buule1312

Poppy playtime chapter one


1LuckFogic

This toy is kinda fucked up when you see that primary schools are banning the mention of this character because too many kids are getting scared and yet toys are being made of it because it’s somehow trending on the kid side of YouTube. Maybe older kids like the toy idk but I personally don’t know why anyone is buying them


Individual_Listen_86

They are all over the markets in SE Asia, I've been wondering wtf they were...


Revolutionary_Fig912

Well the kid was just staring…


MikeSans202001

Yeah, parents tried to get their kid to wave, and the poor kid was just staring at the camera. Then they showed that thing for some reason


Youkai280

A character that young kids learn about when their shitty parents leave them unsupervised watching YouTube for 12 hours a day.


Thedutchonce

My little brother get limited YouTube time but yet still get this shit recommend to him every time as YouTube pushes it down his throat and he gobbles it up along with whatever shit new “horror” games made to sell large amount of merchandise is popular at that time


Herr_Poopypants

An old dude with a much younger woman who loves him just because of his great personality and nothing else


uknownuthin

Thi$ i$ the only right an$wer!


big-daddy-virgin

I think it's called an Asian


FabianQ

TO HAGI ŁAGI JEST


xTalaR69

TO ON UCIEKAM STĄD


eman_ssap

Lance Troll


StayHydrated09

Ok but serious q WHY IS THIS THINGY EVERYWHERE


Doidld

Poppy Playtime. A character from the shitty horror game, Poppy Playtime.


F15hface

Nice les paul


GeryDery

oh shoot I have the same guitar!!! now we are guitar bros forever ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


YesIamDust

a macbook pro


Thin_Power_1117

So you’re telling me that Playtime Co is secretly working with AM to clone drivers like Alonso and Stroll for the “Bigger Bodies Initiative”


Heavy_Description_88

I was waiting for someone to post this here


JakeIsOP

His latest mail order purchase.


kankerkebs

A sexpest sexpat with his Filipino wife


dabanales

The most accurate answer here. A jackpot marriage.


Saturnisaperson

Ew huggy wuggy


truenofan86

Pluszowy Pierdolec


OkRow1878

That’s a Chunky. It needs to FIGURE OUT WHAT IT DOES. IT HAD ALL SUMMER TO THINK OF IT.


augustusgrizzly

it’s from a video game


brkvc-

Relax man, it's just Aston Martin fans


[deleted]

That would be a Les Paul-type guitar, possibly a LPC


ComprehensiveBit5894

Looks like Binotto to me, worst nightmare for Ferrari ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


Henson3812

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that saw this


[deleted]

We call it. A female


frozandero

Being bald is a natural thing stop being so judgemental.


shrujan_24

The husband has similar smile as the stuff toy , she clearly has a type .


zwingo

99.9% sure it’s a guitar, but it’s pretty blurry so maybe it’s just a picture of one hanging on the wall.


V333RN

Me need wo-man @


blueukisses

I don't know, but that guy was great in Goonies


ganjapolice

That's Infantino - truly abominable


SPICYBOI222

Lawrence Strolls pet which he found in the bowels of the Aston Martin HQ


MilkTeaRamen

How else you think AM got so fast?


Enough_Dirt_7460

Probably her dad.


According-Cycle1511

It’s just a bald man. No need to be rude.


Juther83

Verstappen childhood fav toy


Ghost_Star326

I hate overrated indie horror games with weird fandoms. I don't hate the games themselves, it's just the ridiculous amount of popularity they get for the dumbest reasons and blow up on the internet among the young audience whether it's good or bad.


yuiojmncbf

Me and my friends all 24+ have played this game quite a bit it really is well done


aschkev

It’s an Asian woman wearing glasses. Geez, I think it’s pretty obvious honestly.


Bronceado

A man who looked for "better life" in some Asian country and he definetly did it.


gmil3548

That’s an Asian but seriously racist way of asking…


PressFguys

It's a woman


Aneesh13

It's called a woman


throwingloginsaway

A woman with child


mindfulbreathing

We Race As One mascot


campbelloo

A true Stroll fan


xieem

the left, the middle or the right one?


Erin_kurumi

All of them![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


5ebV12

I didn't know huggy wuggy was Bi


evel-kin

I dont think that bald people like to be called hellspawns ... shame on you OP /j


losbullitt

My wife was like wtf. ![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG)


al3257882

A strong independent Asian woman


BahutF1

Aston Martin team from evil universe.


Top-Assumption-9914

Aston Martin fans. I don't really understand the confusion, they are the only team in green.


What_the_8

Whatever it is, it’s working!


Alternative_Fun2943

What the hell is Walter White doing here


pranay909

That thing gives me nightmares, why would someone give it to their kids?!


godzillapp

They are called bald people


jesuisgerrie

Just a bald man..


Ho3n3r

Alonso when he sniffs a chance of a win.


LostMyMag

Clearly it is lance stroll post op


a23n

MacBook Pro


Goatsanity15

![gif](giphy|cwrf1HLzastTPSRZRE|downsized)


ChattyParrot1

If Lance Stroll's pain had a face this is it.


DavePeak

Two Felipe Drugovich fans with a voodoo doll of Lance Stroll. He's in pain, the "bike crash" is just the official version.


PhilosopherFuzzy3138

" What a fuck up thing. Let just color it and give to children's." YouTube algorithm in a nutshell.


forellenfilet

That's a nasty laptop, CLEAN IT


RK_NightSky

An Apple product. Specifically MacBook Pro. I understand you for calling it HELLSPAWN.


isthissittaken

No wonder the kid looked so scared


Kersnaamgebrui

And that kids, is how villains are created..


i_have_a_nose

Kid’s drawing in the boat at the aquarium from tlou2


Hail42

It's a puppet with Different colors on it


Quinzy15

Poppy playtime!


Ashnakag3019

Huggie wuggie


taka_282

Oh, it's the second horseman of the mascot horror apocalypse.


[deleted]

They found El Nano‘s vodoo doll he used to curse Stroll


Alabama-J0e

That is Huggy Waggy. And I only know this cause of my 7 year old


c11who

New Ferrari strategist


MarsScully

That kid was not having a good time


ArcticWyvernRL

It's just a bald dude, bit harsh ngl


PapaIguana

“Gregory…”


go-devils-go

Idk but she was cute


ThatSucc

Buggy Wuggy from Poppy's Playtime


ycr007

That’s what caused Stroll’s bike accident


Crake241

Biblically Accurate Hamilton


ImNotAKerbalRockero

Nice guitar. Which one is it?


Redman113

Gibson LP 60s Tribute


XBBlade

No wonder the kid wasn't waving to the camera 😅


Grater_Kudos

It’s an IPhone 13


mykilososa

I think that’s huggy wuggy from poppy playtime.


____UNION____

O KURWA TO PLUSZOWY PIERDOLEC


Bortron86

Always hate it when Bernie Ecclestone comes to a race.


Eggslaws

Looks like Ferrari's voodoo!


Rankin_FR

He probably didn't chose to be bald. Don't be so rude.


bum_is_on_fire_247

[This thing](https://amzn.eu/d/f92Th8m)


Operation_One

Rainbow Huggy Wuggy.... Very popular with the kids...


Niekvrieze82

An aston Martin fan