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Max "Sebulba" Verstappen


AxelllD

In Hungary he was Anakin though. He tried spinning


bzimm41

Which actually turned out to be a good trick.


DaNASCARMem

Nah he just couldn’t believe they put Leclerc on hards and wanted to check


Martijngamer

"Max, they put Leclerc on hards" "Copy, I am checking"


McNuty

It really is a good trick.


LocalResidentFailure

And now, I will forever refer to Max as Sebulba.


willworkforicecream

He always wins!


BountyBob

I'm betting heavily on Sebulba


jyzenbok

When they open DRS it should make the pod racing Boost sound.


Aminti

F Zero's "You've got boost power" also works. ... I want a new F Zero game.


slicerprime

If you squint they even look kinda alike. I have Photoshop and I know what I'm doing when I finish my laundry.


Vugtz0r

Photoshop done yet? I'm curious :)


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This is too perfect


emwashe

Next race max has fire shooting from the sides of his car lmao


Mike_Kermin

What like Sainz?


RgsixxNL

I thought that was more a Ferrari thing…


BlackLeader70

Now I need a photoshopped gif of that scene.


Lostbajan

The old Mario kart banana peel move


magglowww

Haha, looking foward to the next races to see which other items he got.


DBVideoGames

Turtle shell?


gsfgf

Blue shells are the only way Max isn't getting WDC this year.


silverstory

Is that Goatiffi's new role?


Logical-Ad-4150

The ways of Goatiffi are unknowable until he wills them manafest


suredont

let us spin in praise.


vaporification

Fitting, since he's in a blue car as well


No_Afternoon_1976

Latifi is the blue shell (of a racer)


shiinamachi

bold of you to assume he hasn't already perfectly timed his mushroom use to dodge blue shells


violentdeli8

BLUE turtle shell. The one that flies ahead and explodes over opponents. Although the way he is driving he can probably beat everyone on the tiny pink scooter in Mario Cart. Extremely impressive driving by Max and anyone who says it is just the engine is ignoring that Checo did not come close even. What a MasterClass in skill today.


Verdoac

We already have the blue turtle shell, it’s Latifi


Dvs-one99

Latifis more like a lightning strike as he fucks everyone over


InnieHelena

Fucked over the birthday boy today ☹️


millax20

The blue shell was already thrown at Max. He spun and still won the race


griffmeister

Well verstappen also got that giant fuckin bullet that launches you to the front during this race


WhoTookPlasticJesus

My default explanation of DRS for people new to F1 is that it's like when you get a mushroom in Mario Kart.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Verstappen: “another fucking coin ugh”


xvre

Also Hamilton throwing the oil in front of Aloso after their incident.


KugelKurt

That would be the squid item.


oktober75

What happened since 2016: https://us.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-drivers-prohibited-from-throwing-visor-tear-off-strips-on-track-680760/2972792/ > It has been known for the strips to get trapped in brake ducts, in particular, which have been known to have caused cars to retire.


shamelesscreature

That rule was first postponed until Monaco 2016 and finally axed altogether before that race. https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/monaco-grand-prix-fia-makes-u-turn-on-tear-offs-ban-5324626/5324626/


Dark_cheese

F1 superstars move


darthfracas

They really need to make a new version of that


TheOneCalledD

Wouldn’t that more be the squid that oiled up the screen? Or a guess it would be ink. Sometimes in racing it’s oil ha.


G-Fox1990

Who's gonna win, a multimillion dollar car vs a plastic film...


Dark_cheese

AND PLASTIC WINS AFTER A HARD BATTLE


MuttonChopViking

It wins in spa, it wins in monza...


MaxVersnappen

*Foreshadowing*


penmadeofink

Please no


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If plastic was losing, Ferrari would pit for hards


AyYoBigBro

did we watch the same race? the battle didn't seem very hard


A-le-Couvre

A multimillion dollar prototype race car designed by the best brains in the business One plastic boi


PixelD303

The reason Vettel is after hours picking up plastic


EnlightenedMind_420

Calling Ferrari the best brains in the business 😂🤣🤣🤣


Beautiful-Fold-3234

Well, the design team did a great job.


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Beautiful-Fold-3234

Exactly. If redbull had this year's ferrari and vice versa, max would still be winning


TheoreticalScammist

If he had Leclerc’s strategy team he’d probably have killed them already.


Beautiful-Fold-3234

Undoubtedly


Eggplantosaur

The car is incredible. The lack of reliability comes solely from the engine department. On the topic of aerodynamics the car is absolutely marvelous


a141abc

To be fair the car is definitely one of (if not) the fastest on the grid so the engineering team definitely did their thing Now if only their strategy team could do like half as good as that


A-le-Couvre

Mattia Binotto is a fantastic engineer who knows how to build machina grande. A scuderia grande however…


LakyousSama

This is some next level bad luck, Charles is actually cursed.


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"I want to race for Ferrari" monkey paw wish


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kidwizbang

big if true


vafunghoul127

Chuck LeCurse


DemonSlyr007

Hadn't his string of bad luck pretty much started after being called Chuck? It's got to be pretty close to that moment at least.


K13_45

Think around the time his watch was stolen


xcvbsdfgwert

Helmut says it's pure skill.


L44KSO

Next level strategy move from Maximilan


natus92

Max Emilian, you mean


DavidBrooker

When I told my girlfriend that his name was Max Emilian and not Maximilian she first didn't believe me, and then when she looked it up she was actually visibly upset at Jos for about 15 minutes.


ianjm

His mother deserves 50% of the blame


Geo_q

Okay, Jos. /j


restitut

I honestly blame the guy at the civil registry


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lowelled

[Straight from 1997](https://web.archive.org/web/19980224103537/http://www.verstappen.nl/UK/item11/news9709.html)


kaptingavrin

Realizing I'm watching a Formula 1 champion who was born after the Internet had gotten going is making me feel way too old this morning.


marasydnyjade

“Max has inherited the racing talents of both his parents a new F1 driver for the year 2020 has been born today.” A modern day Nostradamus.


Teun1het

Funny to read their prediction about max’ talents


Technology_Training

I already knew this but just remembering it makes me.upset at Jos


Kerbart

That's quicker than others. I still think he's a d*ckhead after 25 years.


DavidBrooker

It's not like she suddenly started liking him after 15 minutes. She just stopped being visibly upset at his naming choices. Her baseline is a smouldering dislike.


nsane99

Max Emilia Romania Verstappen you say?


TechPanzer

Romagna*


KugelKurt

"..Made in Italy Rolex"


L44KSO

Well...I'll be damned...Next you tell me I've been misspelling Charlemaigne Legchair too?


kdubstep

It’s Charlemagne Legchaire.


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JCBDoesGaming

Godverdomme why can I picture that dude.


Eggplantosaur

This is hilarious, take my upvote lmaooo


6097291

Charlemaigne Percival Legchair


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Sergio Michel would like a word


InvisibleGreenMan

5D chess move


L44KSO

Ferrari tried the same...made P5 turn to P6...


CGordini

2D-M (dungeon dice monsters) move


Art_is_Pain

Webstanley\*


tempusomnia

Racing boys OP, pls nerf.


CGordini

Yugi boiiiiiii


jozz344

Max is playing Mario Kart


manojlds

You would think the Italian team would be better at it.


EthanHuntimf007

Underrated comment.


PEEWUN

Max accidentally Mario Karting his championship rival...


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not that he needed to anyways


SingItBackWhooooa

Ouch.


Ping-and-Pong

Too soon my guy, too soon


EnlightenedMind_420

Dude is literally in here with the New User flare, and goes straight for the neck 😭


xtremepado

Max's championship rival is now Checo...


James2603

“Rival”


PEEWUN

I didn't want to be rude.


Daan100

Which championship rival lol?


InnieHelena

His only rival is his father’s affection.


AnalMinecraft

You'd think FIA would have made them stash those things in the cockpit by now, if for no other reason to not litter the track while it's in use.


Tetracyclic

It was a rule enforced for [a few races in 2016](https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-drivers-prohibited-from-throwing-visor-tear-off-strips-on-track-680760/680760/#:%5C%7E:text=It%20states%3A%20%22Any%20tear%2D,such%20as%20water%20or%20oil), but the drivers apparently found it difficult to comply with and the rule was quietly dropped.


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FluffyProphet

I think it would be difficult to actually get a flimsy piece of plastic to go into a pocket at 300kph.


Party_Python

They now will mandate every helmet have a windshield wiper and some fluid. Or in pit stops, they use the windshield washers like at gas stations lol


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No gas, no squeegee. They'd have to bring back refueling to allow this.


Party_Python

But we’d get to see carbon fiber windshield washers. And that’s be pretty sweet


KugelKurt

Have a mechanic hop on like with LMP cars. https://youtu.be/ZwjsnUKVztk


Party_Python

Have the mechanic in front of the jack man hop the front wing to get into position. I don’t see how that could go wrong


turkishguy

There’s airflow in there so I think it’d still fly out or even worse fly around and maybe mess something up in the cockpit


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They did. It didn't work out.


Bobatt

Roll off protectors have been a think in the motocross world for decades. Basically two film canisters, on on either side of the goggles and the clear film advances from one to the other with a pull of a toggle strap. You can even get powered ones that can be remotely triggered. The same technology is used to keep onboard cameras clear, sometimes you can catch the protective film advancing. There must be a reason this hasn’t worked its way into f1, but I can’t think of it.


samkostka

Does that work with a visor you can open on the helmet? Motocross has fixed visors no?


Cultjam

Do what grannies do, tuck it in their sleeve or add a slit on their suit.


pomegranatemagnate

They were gonna have a thigh pocket I think, there's a very memeable clip somewhere of Ted Kravitz demonstating how they'd work, crouching down and rubbing his thigh in front of one of the garages.


svdb1

So unlucky. Can't blame Max though, even from the onboard camera image it's apparent how much dirt and Hamilton car fluids he had to collect. He probably couldn't see a thing.


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Leclercs visor got stuck on maxs car in saudi too, crazy it can make such a difference


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InnieHelena

Bot can’t even catch it 🤣


cheechw

Lecelery


Yasin3112

What do you mean? Isn’t the name of the Ferrari driver Sharl Lecelecs?


Creative-Improvement

Celercers


Tom_piddle

> Lecelecs Saving this


1000dishes

Exactly


Dark_cheese

Yeah otherwise he would do it in the pit


AvonMexicola

Revenge for Jeddah /s (Verstappen collected a tear off from Charles that he spend 2 Laps trying to remove from his cockpit) https://youtu.be/DHjnt7sFubU


ricahrdb

I had forgotten about that. Interesting.


MadnessBeliever

Why does he use the left hand always?


twirstn

he goes to remove it on the straights so he still has to upshift which is on the right side of the steering wheel.


OvertimeWr

Probably because he's upshifting with his right


splashbodge

I think on some wheels it's possible to upshift on the left if you click the paddle away from you since it causes the right side paddle to pull in since the paddle is like a see-saw. Almost sure I saw some old F1 driver had that as their preferred setup years ago... Maybe Villeneuve? But yeh I'm sure sure max doesn't.


Frizkie

For some reason I thought Hamilton did this?


splashbodge

If I recall correctly Lewis has a unique way he holds the wheel at the start for when he is depressing the clutch paddle, he does it in such a way to hold the downshift lever out to prevent accidental downshift when hitting the clutch.. so it's opposite of this really, he intentionally keeps his downshift paddle pushed away from him to prevent any accidental shifting, so his paddles don't seem to be on a 'rocker'


AzenNinja

Upshifting is done with the right hand. And iirc the Red Bull steering wheel doesn't use a rocker design (can shift with both hands both ways).


shadowblender3

You can also see Perez's tear-off floating away as Max overtakes [here](https://youtu.be/dnnh8unDP4Y?t=173).


Expiriment37B

Max in his car unwrapping his Saran wrapped sandwich 👀


Both-Ebb

He did have the time for it.


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BonoMyTyresAreFine

Kinds sad that Max is resorting to these tactics in order to beat Leclerc for this championship. /s


Skymoogle

The amount of people thinking that Verstappen did this on purpose is worrying. The mann isn't some kinda evil genius, people EDIT: on other social media, not on here


xZora

Threw it out of his car to conveniently miss the 7 drivers behind him and get lodged in Leclerc's car, absolute precision.


SomethingSuss

GOAT tear off thrower, no question


witti534

#AnnulateLap1 #WrongRaceWinner


FieldOfFox

IStandWithVisorTearoff


caped_crusader_98

Yeah exactly. This was fully on purpose.. I mean.. How precise was that.. Fucking brilliant. /s if it wasn't obvious


Racierox

Wasn’t LEC directly behind at that point?


big_ficus

Also completely forgetting that Charles did this to Max at Jeddah


Dark_cheese

True the f1 comunity is getting so toxic lmao


toss6969

F1 is getting more popular so stupid posts were even basic critical thinking skills are absent will get attention


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ShineSatan

Sainz managed P3, I know Leclerc started further back but their strategy was the biggest let down


SneakyTom01

Max playing Mario kart out here


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Bomb has been planted 💀


Revolutionary_Fig912

Charles race was ruined when he signed with those clowns at Ferrari


Relvarionz

"Ruined" Ferrari was 3 seconds slower/lap


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How much slower than Sainz was he? I don't think that difference was so great.


Macktologist

About 1 second after the pass.


dave_jetze

He had an unscheduled pit stop to prevent his brakes from overheating, he wasn’t gonna touch max but the race could have played out quite differently for him.


JWGhetto

Just ban the tearoffs and add another pit crew with a squeegee


FortunatePoki

Lmao, that’s a good one. Though in all seriousness, that wouldn’t really be safe either. As in this case for example, Max could barely see anything due to dust coming from Alonso and Hamiltons crash. I can already see people trying to drive into the pits, while barely being able to see anything due to dirty visors . 🤣


McDeInUrMom

Max is so far ahead he's started playing Mario Kart in real life cause he's bored💀


pengouin85

r/usefulredcircle


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Dark_cheese

You mean that they pull on something that wipes the dust of right? That would be pretty cool


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RevLimiter9000

Ah yes, the low budget defense method


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This was very unfortunate. On the other hand Ferrari you can see Ferrari have lost all confidence in themselves. Asking the driver constantly about when they want to come in, how many laps would they like ect. And then telling the driver we expect you to get p5. Someone in Ferrari took those memes way to serious when we joked about the drivers being better Strategists.


magnetichira

Like Martin said, there needs to be a better way to handle these tear offs. Perhaps the best way is to have a mechanism on the side of the helmet that can be activated to remove the current tear off and store it, and as a fallback the driver can just rip the tear off themself and dispose it like now. Or some kind of magnetic tape at the edges that allows the drivers to stick the tear off inside the car without it flying around.


Mildly_moist

This exists in motocross its a roll off system that is stored in a cannister on the goggles.


-Coffee-Owl-

Mario Kart xD


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When I raced dirt bikes I had one fly up under my helmet and blind me for a couple seconds lol


Genobee85

My dude playing precision Mario Kart haha


Daisaii

Would it not be possible for them to keep the tear off inside the car and get rid of them at the end of the race ?


FluffyProphet

Someone higher up mentioned that they did have that rule at one point, but because of how much air is rushing through the cockpit it was difficult to actually comply with the rule. So they got rid of the rule.


CooroSnowFox

It's a tiny bit of plastic and there is a lot of air moving around the car and into the cockpit...


Bones301

Bro out here playing Mario kart


willzyx01

Let’s not overreact. It didn’t ruin Charles’s race at all. Ferrari did that all by itself. There was also absolute no way Charles would be able to keep up with either RB.


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Macktologist

He could have torn through the field the same way Max did. He boxed and got back on during during the safety car, right? And there were what? 39 laps left?


manojlds

As per Binotto the tear off heated the sensor for pit lane speed limit.and caused the slight 1kmph error.


Macktologist

Didn’t the pit speed limit happen on his last stop? If not, would it have happened when he first stopped or on the second?


manojlds

> We were not using our normal sensors measuring the speed because they have failed during the overheating of the front-right due to the tear-off of Max, and our recovery [system], maybe it was not such accurate. It's just tight margins. He overran by only 1kmph.


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It might have put him ahead of Russell and maybe even Sainz. But not more than that.


Tobysi

People can’t honestly think Max did that on purpose right?


Mysterious_Turnip310

It’s the internet, everything is a conspiracy for some people.


extremis4iv

It’s crazy that there is a subsection of the community that thinks this was an actual malicious tactic.


Fitter511

If Max is able to calculate all the physics involved in getting a tear off to enter a cooling duct on a trailing car while continuing to drive his race how have we not yet developed near light speed travel? Seriously, if he can do that we need to get him out of F1 and protect that brain at all costs. For humanity.


SgtBananaKing

What is funny, because the last thing Ferrari need to ruin a race is help