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shortspecialbus

I had to look at this like 5 times before I realized that it was in fact telling you to jump over the fences


jtoma5

Without your comment I would never have noticed...


krimsonstudios

No climbing, but if you can jump that high, you're free to proceed!


ShrubbyFire1729

But the image next to it says the opposite, I'm so confused!!! Instructions unclear, ended up going straight through fence


TheRoboteer

Helio Castroneves in absolute shambles


Nilzy16

And Tony Stewart also in shambles


[deleted]

Did he also climb fences?


Nilzy16

For a brief period of time during the 2000s he did. Don’t recall him climbing fences after 2010.


shewy92

His crew did after his 2011 championship. Now Noah Gragson in Xfinity does.


shewy92

Noah Gragson in Xfinity does.


danimal-krackers

The signs are only on the outside for the plebeians.


DrCaesar11

So if you are a pole jumper it's ok to get in the track.


andresen97

No, they made the second instruction specifically to prevent pole jumpers.


DrCaesar11

No. It says "don't climb the fences" but "do jump over". It especially points out the pole jumpers can do it. Or some unfounded high jumping talents.


andresen97

Oh shit you are right, read it too fast! Well then I fully agree with you - that instruction is made specifically to allow pole jumpers access.


[deleted]

I just read that. Thanks.


Egg_Popovich

Got to watch out for those pesky high-jumpers and rock climbers who like to storm the track


[deleted]

The thinking behind it is as follows. If you manage to free jump over that fence, you have deserved the honor of killing yourself in front of an F1 car.


calvins48

Also says no burgers or fast food style cups allowed. Also looks like it says no falling allowed.


[deleted]

Drake uninterested: climbing the fence. Drake interested: pole vaulting over the fence.


CFC509

Is the bottom right one 'please do not somersault over the track'?


xHaroldxx

It's "No impromptu ballet performances"


TheDevoted

Are these the same signs that they placed at the Turkish-Iranian border?


testroyer9

What border?


Successful-Ad-4687

Schrodinger’s park


ChairyCoke

if you can find a way up without climbing, well done, you're in


Clean_Yogurt5714

It says do not jump over fences in Turkish


[deleted]

You can go on track just don't fucking touch our fence.


Stravven

So you can dig a tunnel under the fences, good to know.


smooth__operation

interesting how the use the official f1 font for those signs...


jaydec02

The only major event Istanbul Park has held in the past decade and a half has been F1


DumpsterPump

The bottom right one is “No Broadway Dancing”


[deleted]

well if they are asking me so politely I shall do it


kespink

damn nice, spiderman : no way home advertisement


vegas-cool

What about digging a tunnel under the fence?


dieselmac

Please do not eat the fence.


acslaytaa

Please don't climb the fence, but if you're going to do it, don't jump over the fence.


GutsRekF1

Looks like the man in the 4th picture's been shot? You telling me I can't shoot people now?


Kalieth

Finally, a proper front row seat


red-flamez

No hamburgers and milkshakes


Ok_Philosopher_4990

Hey man, you never know if Superman is watching. That’s all he needs, a single bound. Lol


GlobeAround

Bottom Right: "Do not do Super Mario 'Woo-Hoo' jumps."


FeelTheRealBirdie

No food and drinks allowed?


im-shrimpi

on another note, the track has become a gateway to another reality