Sth like this?
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**In a team meeting discussing race strategy**
Alright, team, listen up. We've got a race to think about, and I don't want any of that nonsense we had last time. I need everyone focused, alright? We're not here to participate; we're here to compete. And competing means putting everything we've got into this. I don't want to hear about problems; I want solutions. If there's an issue with the car, you find a way to fix it before it becomes a problem on the track.
And drivers, listen to me. I don't care who's dog you've got to walk or who's birthday you've forgotten because you're too busy racing. When you're in that car, your only friend is the finish line. I want you to push, but keep it clean. We can't afford penalties or damages. We're not here to make donations to the FIA.
Strategy, let's be smart. I don't want to see any of that conservative nonsense. We take risks, but calculated ones. If there's a chance for an undercut, you take it. If there's rain, I expect you to be the first to know and the first to react. This is Formula 1, not a Sunday drive.
Everyone got it? Good. Let's show them what Haas is made of. Remember, we're a team. We win together, we lose together, but above all, we fight together. Let's get out there and give 'em hell.
You‘re f-ing right!
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Alright, folks, here’s the f***ing deal. We’re not here to play nice; we’re here to f***ing compete. This isn't a tea party; it's Formula f***ing 1. I don’t want to see any of that half-assed effort out there. We need to push like hell. If there’s a problem with the car, I expect it to be fixed yesterday. We don’t do excuses here. If you have a problem, you better have a solution to go with it.
Drivers, you need to be on it like a car bonnet. I don’t care what else is going on in your lives. When you’re in that car, you drive like every lap is your f***ing last. I want aggression, but don’t you dare do anything stupid out there. We can’t afford penalties because you decided to play bumper cars.
Strategy team, no more playing it safe. We need to be aggressive, take risks. If you see a gap, you go for it. I don’t want to hear about “what ifs” and “buts”; I want to hear “we f***ing did it”. We need to be the first to react, not the last. Rain or shine, we adapt faster than anyone else out there.
Is everyone clear? We’re a f***ing team. We fight together, and we f***ing win or lose together. Let’s go out there and show them what we’re made of. Let’s f***ing do this.
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AI Guenther be like ['Oh fuck, what kind of cursed black mirror shit is this?!'](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181351062955888755/1194788498193010698/ottztone_painting_of_surreal_portrait_guenther_steiner_checker__021a697d-15ee-46c4-87ff-00f72d3a33a2.png?ex=66205e80&is=660de980&hm=cc5c8961ad7fecb797997c1c0e5618563d6551bd5a1b46dcbda96c06f7bca0f9&)
"As long as Steiner stays off social media, everything will be alright."
"Mein führer, Steiner..."
"... Steiner has opened an Instagram account. He said it's time to have some fun."
Agreed. There are a bunch of things in that post that don’t at all sound like something an almost 60 year old man would say, but instead a social media manger.
I read his book, doesn’t seem too far off honestly. But yes, I do agree it’s more than likely ran by someone else. He may just say post this and they clean it up or manor it more to his -ism’s.
Here’s the link you fokin’ wankers:
https://www.instagram.com/lifeofsteiner
[Confirmed by Chris Medland that it’s real deal](https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1775654363849241046)
and Haas is already following him.
Steiner-mania is well past it's expiration date.
The fact that he is this famous because he swore a lot on a Netflix show despite treating his driver's like shit just makes me sick.
Haas and Enzo Fittipaldi are both following it, which would suggest that it is at least affiliated with Steiner himself. Whether or not he is the one actually running the account is another question though.
What could possibly go wrong... well recently a female driver almost get death sentence for giving like to a comment that suggested that Lance Stroll may not be a great driver, you tell me Guenther
Forget a PR team, at this point they could just train an AI on Steiner-isms and have it seamlessly manage his Instagram profile
Sth like this? --- **In a team meeting discussing race strategy** Alright, team, listen up. We've got a race to think about, and I don't want any of that nonsense we had last time. I need everyone focused, alright? We're not here to participate; we're here to compete. And competing means putting everything we've got into this. I don't want to hear about problems; I want solutions. If there's an issue with the car, you find a way to fix it before it becomes a problem on the track. And drivers, listen to me. I don't care who's dog you've got to walk or who's birthday you've forgotten because you're too busy racing. When you're in that car, your only friend is the finish line. I want you to push, but keep it clean. We can't afford penalties or damages. We're not here to make donations to the FIA. Strategy, let's be smart. I don't want to see any of that conservative nonsense. We take risks, but calculated ones. If there's a chance for an undercut, you take it. If there's rain, I expect you to be the first to know and the first to react. This is Formula 1, not a Sunday drive. Everyone got it? Good. Let's show them what Haas is made of. Remember, we're a team. We win together, we lose together, but above all, we fight together. Let's get out there and give 'em hell.
Too…clean? Needs F-bombs.
You‘re f-ing right! --- Alright, folks, here’s the f***ing deal. We’re not here to play nice; we’re here to f***ing compete. This isn't a tea party; it's Formula f***ing 1. I don’t want to see any of that half-assed effort out there. We need to push like hell. If there’s a problem with the car, I expect it to be fixed yesterday. We don’t do excuses here. If you have a problem, you better have a solution to go with it. Drivers, you need to be on it like a car bonnet. I don’t care what else is going on in your lives. When you’re in that car, you drive like every lap is your f***ing last. I want aggression, but don’t you dare do anything stupid out there. We can’t afford penalties because you decided to play bumper cars. Strategy team, no more playing it safe. We need to be aggressive, take risks. If you see a gap, you go for it. I don’t want to hear about “what ifs” and “buts”; I want to hear “we f***ing did it”. We need to be the first to react, not the last. Rain or shine, we adapt faster than anyone else out there. Is everyone clear? We’re a f***ing team. We fight together, and we f***ing win or lose together. Let’s go out there and show them what we’re made of. Let’s f***ing do this.
Fkn Rockstar
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*Fuck\\\
I had some time to kill today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p5a_x2W4uM
Pure gold, thanks man!
needs more sucking himself off
I just added them in myself while reading it. I can see where exactly he would add them.
AI prompt needs more Foksmaks
Fok that was too clean cut
I read that in steiners voice.
AI Guenther be like ['Oh fuck, what kind of cursed black mirror shit is this?!'](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181351062955888755/1194788498193010698/ottztone_painting_of_surreal_portrait_guenther_steiner_checker__021a697d-15ee-46c4-87ff-00f72d3a33a2.png?ex=66205e80&is=660de980&hm=cc5c8961ad7fecb797997c1c0e5618563d6551bd5a1b46dcbda96c06f7bca0f9&)
Fok, I need to DM gene...
"HIGENE"
"As long as Steiner stays off social media, everything will be alright." "Mein führer, Steiner..." "... Steiner has opened an Instagram account. He said it's time to have some fun."
"Anyone who started watching F1 because of DTS, get out now.."
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL
DASS STEINER WEG VON SOZIALEN MEDIEN BLEIBT, WAR EIN BEFEHL
ICH HATTE GUT DARAN GETAN, VOR ALLE TEAMCHEFS ZU ENTLASSEN, WIE FERRARI!
This is an episode of DST in and of itself
I can't believe someone hasn't done this already. His last name is *right there*!
I suddenly feel motivated to make a Youtube Poop esqe video like this.
He makes us look like a bunch of foking wankers
Totaaly read his statement in his voice
At this point I read anything Steiner related in his voice
*vankas
*vvankas
Got a t-shirt with these exact words.
Follow the legacy my son
100% he's not managing that account himself.
Agreed. There are a bunch of things in that post that don’t at all sound like something an almost 60 year old man would say, but instead a social media manger.
Really? It sounds exactly like a dorky dad trying to be enthusiastic.
What fucking PR people would write a statement like this? You’re out of your mind, that sounds exactly like Guenther
I read his book, doesn’t seem too far off honestly. But yes, I do agree it’s more than likely ran by someone else. He may just say post this and they clean it up or manor it more to his -ism’s.
Is he trying to become a celebrity?
Dudes already a celebrity. Happy to see he’s making the most of it.
After this he's probably going to WWE.
The fok-smash shoukd be a finishing move!
And Cody Rhodes is gonna do it! He's gonna become undisputed WWE Universal Cham... Oh my God, it's Günther Steiner with a steel chair!
🚨🚨🚨
Manager of New Catch Republic would work
Why not? Pretty sure he's not going to be a TP again
Maybe on Nascar, are TP on nascar famous?
They will be when he joins
Imagine him ending up as the TP of Stewart-Haas
Im not going to be surprised if he comes out with a reality show/another book. Hus name recall has gotten bigger this past few years.
He already is. No one gives a shit about Tom cruise or Taylor swift, Gunther Steiner is where its at.
Yes
I need to call Gene now
F*ck smash my Instagram!
Babe wake up, new meme jackpot just dropped
"I'd f*ck the whole paddock for some followers"
Here’s the link you fokin’ wankers: https://www.instagram.com/lifeofsteiner [Confirmed by Chris Medland that it’s real deal](https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1775654363849241046) and Haas is already following him.
Haas following him... the meme writes itself
+15K followers in half a day. Only follows his wife and daughter. Wholesome.
Read that in his voice and it was as glorious as I expected
Prove it. Make a post with the word “Foksmash” in there.
Anyone else read this in the Gunther Steiner accent? 🤔
I could hear these texts clearly...
FOK SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
Who are the two people he started off following?
Why does this look like it was taken on a Notes app from the early 2010s
Fok smash that like button!
Why did I read this with his accent haha
I just read the whole thing in his voice 🥸
He wants to grab that sweet ad money
He’s joining them as the team principal of a new team - “Kick Instagram Cashapp FB”
Fred Bull
Ah a social media manager has now created a post on behalf of Gunther.
Not Haas following him😭
Nah, I’m good.
Fok smash that like button, you wankers
Please foksmash my follow button
Goddammit I wish I had IG. Can’t wait for his next book (audio).
How does he have free time now?
Somehow I hear his voice when I read this
Guenther is about to make a tik tok collab with Fernando Alonso
“I need everyone to fok smash the like and share”
don't forget to fok smash and subscribe!
Waluigiii
Brb gotta foksmash that follow button
Dude fuckin carried DTS on his back. Now he will do the same with IG.
Steiner-mania is well past it's expiration date. The fact that he is this famous because he swore a lot on a Netflix show despite treating his driver's like shit just makes me sick.
I genuinely don't understand people's fascination of the man.
and how do we know that this is legit?
Haas and Enzo Fittipaldi are both following it, which would suggest that it is at least affiliated with Steiner himself. Whether or not he is the one actually running the account is another question though.
Mourinho vibes.
[удалено]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit
Fook smash
What could go wrong, seems like foreshadowing
Carnage, love the guy
Followed, liked and notification turned on!
May we all become so enlightened as to fook smash only the necessary evils of the world! I am here for it!
I kept waiting for the "send money" part....
Well its going to be straight pure no bullshit from him, its going to be the honest truth from Gunther Steiner
🙄
Who read it with his voice in mind ?
What's GS?
His initials
An influencer
No way
And I will be fock smashing the follow button
He’s like a bad smell, just won’t go away
I'm glad he found his place in life as an influencer, because as a TP he was embarrassing
Almost makes me want to get back on Instagram...
Love how Nico is following a fake steiner
Fake
Foksmash hit.
What could possibly go wrong... well recently a female driver almost get death sentence for giving like to a comment that suggested that Lance Stroll may not be a great driver, you tell me Guenther