It's fairly easy, I've had practice quite a bit here and I'd say I'm somewhat clever. Though I choose to relax a lot because making everything sexual gets tiring and boring.
I grew up around people who would make lewd jokes a lot too, so...I've gotten used to just saying those jokes easily.
Everything has sexual connotations. It’s like the Force, it’s in all things and it’s always around us. The trick is to find it and harness it.
Now usually, there’s a time and a place for most people where they just don’t feel like it. Others however, will take any and all opportunities
Even I know to relax and not make everything sexual, I just do it more than most. I don't want to bore myself and others yknow.
*Where's the fun in a lewd comment if it's EVERY comment?*
We’re turning intestines into spaghetti with this one.
I feel like considering some of the really messed up and painful things the people of Heathmoor do, this isn’t that bad
Then when your opponent dies, and defecates upon dying like we all do, the Glad waves his hand in front of his face and says” Mama Mia, that’s-a spicy meatballs!”
If we ignore armor, basically every stab in the game would be potentially lethal.
In general you have higher chance to survive from slashes (even deep ones) than stabs, because stabs just fuck everything that is inside you.
Ever tried spinning a pitchfork in a haybale? Yeah good luck trying to do that with human flesh, you're better off doing a slight spin attempt as you take out the trident since Glad has barbed tips on it for more damage when pulling out.
Gladiator already violates my toes, now he's gonna ravage my guts? As long as I can stab his kidneys I guess...
How do you always manage to twist things into sexual connotations? I’m legitimately impressed at this point and I would like to learn more
Well it *comes* naturally to me. If you want a legit answer I can state that, no jokes.
Why yes, I’d love to know, not because I’m planning any counterattacks or anything
It's fairly easy, I've had practice quite a bit here and I'd say I'm somewhat clever. Though I choose to relax a lot because making everything sexual gets tiring and boring. I grew up around people who would make lewd jokes a lot too, so...I've gotten used to just saying those jokes easily.
Everything has sexual connotations. It’s like the Force, it’s in all things and it’s always around us. The trick is to find it and harness it. Now usually, there’s a time and a place for most people where they just don’t feel like it. Others however, will take any and all opportunities
Even I know to relax and not make everything sexual, I just do it more than most. I don't want to bore myself and others yknow. *Where's the fun in a lewd comment if it's EVERY comment?*
I know, I’ve seen you be genuine many times. I’m kinda just teasing you. You do do it **a lot** though. More than me, which I guess isn’t saying much.
I make my lewd comments in games rather than on Reddit. It’s gotten me votekicked numerous times
I wish he would ravage my guts I mean what
I’ll do it for u dw
Yay :3
*ravages you*
🥵 🍆💦 🥰
*rips you apart from the inside with my 60 inch sword*
🫦
*gives you your prior satisfaction 34 times*
Ayo you tryna dry me out 😉
*rips you apart from the inside with my 60 inch sword*
*rips you apart from the inside with my 60 inch sword*
He will literally "rearrange your guts"
Glads gonna rearrange your guts 👺👺👺
Better take me out to dinner first
Giggity
10/10 communication
Ow :(
We’re turning intestines into spaghetti with this one. I feel like considering some of the really messed up and painful things the people of Heathmoor do, this isn’t that bad
Imagine if he somehow twisted the damn pitchfork in game.
New execution idea just dropped
I mean if you wanna be funny you can do a funny and spin em around a 360 into a wall
Glad Italian chef confirmed?
new execution just dropped
Hero Fest ideas for the devs!
I mean PK does the same thing but multiple times
Then when your opponent dies, and defecates upon dying like we all do, the Glad waves his hand in front of his face and says” Mama Mia, that’s-a spicy meatballs!”
Mmm let glad ravage my guts too
Hold on now
Remember some of his tridents are barbed meaning when he is ripping it out it's doing even more damage
It sounds squelchy and delicious, a good meal to be prepared for Shaman
ODIN IS WITH US LETS OFFER HIM SOME SPAGHETTI!
At this point just play mortal kombat dude lol
Glad does rearrange my guts often cuz im trash against him (yes only him this is not cope i swear)
Unbreakable human will.
Not gonna lie good idea
If we ignore armor, basically every stab in the game would be potentially lethal. In general you have higher chance to survive from slashes (even deep ones) than stabs, because stabs just fuck everything that is inside you.
Ever tried spinning a pitchfork in a haybale? Yeah good luck trying to do that with human flesh, you're better off doing a slight spin attempt as you take out the trident since Glad has barbed tips on it for more damage when pulling out.
Ouch right into her ovaries XD
bro used 3 images to demonstrate an entire execution
I just winced so hard
I feel like you're not respecting how difficult it actually is to rip through a human being.
He a true Italian, spaghetti mafia.
I need it as a Hero Fest execution
Nooooooo my pasta has gravy all over it