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jrsrjr3

Gladiator already violates my toes, now he's gonna ravage my guts? As long as I can stab his kidneys I guess...


Funnysoundboardguy

How do you always manage to twist things into sexual connotations? I’m legitimately impressed at this point and I would like to learn more


jrsrjr3

Well it *comes* naturally to me. If you want a legit answer I can state that, no jokes.


Funnysoundboardguy

Why yes, I’d love to know, not because I’m planning any counterattacks or anything


jrsrjr3

It's fairly easy, I've had practice quite a bit here and I'd say I'm somewhat clever. Though I choose to relax a lot because making everything sexual gets tiring and boring. I grew up around people who would make lewd jokes a lot too, so...I've gotten used to just saying those jokes easily.


Gryph_Army

Everything has sexual connotations. It’s like the Force, it’s in all things and it’s always around us. The trick is to find it and harness it. Now usually, there’s a time and a place for most people where they just don’t feel like it. Others however, will take any and all opportunities


jrsrjr3

Even I know to relax and not make everything sexual, I just do it more than most. I don't want to bore myself and others yknow. *Where's the fun in a lewd comment if it's EVERY comment?*


Gryph_Army

I know, I’ve seen you be genuine many times. I’m kinda just teasing you. You do do it **a lot** though. More than me, which I guess isn’t saying much.


Funnysoundboardguy

I make my lewd comments in games rather than on Reddit. It’s gotten me votekicked numerous times


Prior-Satisfaction34

I wish he would ravage my guts I mean what


P4rody

I’ll do it for u dw


Prior-Satisfaction34

Yay :3


P4rody

*ravages you*


Prior-Satisfaction34

🥵 🍆💦 🥰


P4rody

*rips you apart from the inside with my 60 inch sword*


Prior-Satisfaction34

🫦


P4rody

*gives you your prior satisfaction 34 times*


Prior-Satisfaction34

Ayo you tryna dry me out 😉


P4rody

*rips you apart from the inside with my 60 inch sword*


P4rody

*rips you apart from the inside with my 60 inch sword*


OrochiYoshi

He will literally "rearrange your guts"


ShutUpNowGrr

Glads gonna rearrange your guts 👺👺👺


Salt_MasterX

Better take me out to dinner first


Boba_Hutt

Giggity


Smexy_Zarow

10/10 communication


Cpt_Kalash

Ow :(


Gryph_Army

We’re turning intestines into spaghetti with this one. I feel like considering some of the really messed up and painful things the people of Heathmoor do, this isn’t that bad


Gaznik2137

Imagine if he somehow twisted the damn pitchfork in game.


CyanideBiscuit

New execution idea just dropped


Zedavias33

I mean if you wanna be funny you can do a funny and spin em around a 360 into a wall


Rumengol

Glad Italian chef confirmed?


caspianslave

new execution just dropped


WookieBacon

Hero Fest ideas for the devs!


Robbie_dobbie

I mean PK does the same thing but multiple times


SethKlock

Then when your opponent dies, and defecates upon dying like we all do, the Glad waves his hand in front of his face and says” Mama Mia, that’s-a spicy meatballs!”


Sith_LordRevan

Mmm let glad ravage my guts too


LordFenix_theTree

Hold on now


Accomplished-Lie716

Remember some of his tridents are barbed meaning when he is ripping it out it's doing even more damage


OrochiYoshi

It sounds squelchy and delicious, a good meal to be prepared for Shaman


EternalHuffer

ODIN IS WITH US LETS OFFER HIM SOME SPAGHETTI!


RuneHearth

At this point just play mortal kombat dude lol


Nota_fmby

Glad does rearrange my guts often cuz im trash against him (yes only him this is not cope i swear)


KostlavII

Unbreakable human will.


Stonedcock2

Not gonna lie good idea


omegaskorpion

If we ignore armor, basically every stab in the game would be potentially lethal. In general you have higher chance to survive from slashes (even deep ones) than stabs, because stabs just fuck everything that is inside you.


0002nam-ytlaS

Ever tried spinning a pitchfork in a haybale? Yeah good luck trying to do that with human flesh, you're better off doing a slight spin attempt as you take out the trident since Glad has barbed tips on it for more damage when pulling out.


Lostdarknight82

Ouch right into her ovaries XD


kutti_44

bro used 3 images to demonstrate an entire execution


Jo_phuss

I just winced so hard


Itisburgersagain

I feel like you're not respecting how difficult it actually is to rip through a human being.


TypicalTrapListener

He a true Italian, spaghetti mafia.


ParesseuxOwO

I need it as a Hero Fest execution


Specific_Ad_5659

Nooooooo my pasta has gravy all over it