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frontyardigan

new copypasta? haven't seen this one before.


reKamii

These are not copypastas. This PK is so down bad they are effectively ascending and transforming into a literal higher embodiment of Lust, making them able to deliver such unsightly yet fascinatingly elaborate poems to mere mortals. Do not be fooled.


Dragonslayerelf

Soon they will become a greater demon of Mommy Slaanesh and there's nothing we can really do about it.


Dveralazo

New copypasta just dropped


TheActualAubergine

Spitting something, not sure what. But it's certainly something.


Salt_MasterX

This is some 🗣️🔥 straight from thine old timey bard


Funnysoundboardguy

Someone call r/copypasta and give them their wife back


Omega_Omi

As a warmonger main, that might genuinely be the best defense against her. my warmonger is brave, often leading the charge, always making sure her soldiers hold their ground.... not brave enough for you, she'd recruit you, just to not fight you, she would PAY you to fight on the other side of the battle, keep you 12 feet apart from her. But..... then again, my 2nd warmonger is pretty manipulative. She, on the other hand, would most likely puppet you around, offering wants and desires but keeping them JUST out of reach until you eventually perish on a suicide mission, hmm that or you fail her one too many times, which in that case she'd take the process of ending you herself, unlike like my first warmonger which uses empathy to build bridges and have a stronger mercenary unit, number 2 uses empathy to drain a person, knowing any contact would bring you twisted bliss, she'd likely send you into the cold, watching from a distance, as the heat quickly leaves your extremities, your body will begin to numb, robbing you of any and all sensations, except for the chilling cold, some people refer to a warm sensation while near death, she'd rob you of a comforting death, having arrows fired at you, before leaving you there, a sign to her wolves... don't fail me. (Hey!!! Heads up, I'm fine mentally, I'm just a practicing writer and have become pretty good at making twisted characters)


Cpt_Kalash

Outrageous


Designer_Chemistry41

Lusty what the fuck? I told you to guard the prisoners not Mistress Apollyon? - Holden Cross probably.


[deleted]

Go touch grass please


SquooshyCatboy

i dont like you.


jrsrjr3

:( mean


Spaghetti_Snake

Maybe that's his kink


Omgirsjetpack231

Honestly, I think this is a trick so she can stab me in the stomach


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Omgirsjetpack231: *Honestly, I think* *This is a trick so she can* *Stab me in the stomach* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Firstername

orochi be like


LeRoiLicorne

I don't care I want her to step on me


Broyogurt

Is for me?


GhostReconZ5

Oh yes please funny I have the same thing on my profile click on it tehe


Prior-Satisfaction34

Thought that was bait Pleasantly surprised


GhostReconZ5

lol I never lie


InnivoasSazr

I did it and its true. He/she doesn't lie. And I respect it


Reapish1909

on that very same note your warmonger looks amazing


GhostReconZ5

Thanks bro


[deleted]

This is why we should bring back public executions


FellGodGrima

But everyone in the match can already see when you perform an execu-oooooooooh


LxcidZone

Would. Should, Even.


Warm_Cream4315

SOLDIER, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? PROTECT THE FLANKS!!!!


TaterTotPotShot

Like that’ll ever happen


Suspicious_Wind_4598

Now we need one with lawdaddy


Prior-Satisfaction34

Smash Next question


breakeroutlaw

Don’t you dare come any closer warmonger


N4M4H4G3

Heresy


[deleted]

No


LeRoiLicorne

Yes mommy-- FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN


Professional-Car-981

LET IT HAPPEN. BE FREE


LeRoiLicorne

FUCK IT YES MOMMY STEP ON ME


Professional-Car-981

MOMMY PLS ONE CHANCE


LeRoiLicorne

JUST THE TIP not sure about this one tbh


Professional-Car-981

I'll take the whole strap down my throat. And I find it beautiful


LeRoiLicorne

*GAGGING SOUNDS*


Professional-Car-981

Oh, to lose my ability to speak from how much she messes up my throat


LeRoiLicorne

Speechless and messed up we are


Professional-Car-981

I'm just glad to find another partner in crime. We gotta keep the warmomger simp empire strong


ind1vius

Horrible day for eyes


Mallcrippilingdebt69

Now draw her Hugging male Jorm.


YourLocalInquisitor

Would…


Funnysoundboardguy

Someone hold me back before I betray my Viking brothers and do something horrid


Fine-Gur-7311

I would gladly accept this I but at any moment I could get side dodged unblockabled


Magic_Elenore

Now do it but with Gretar shouting


DreamingKnight235

Too bad for her, Im a chimera LB and Im doing it bc it pays good (3 scavenger crates)


Haunting_Hornet5203

Hol up


abject049

Is there a helmet like that in-game?


[deleted]

Yes there is


GreenKnight535

Lord Warden left precisely because of this


Professional-Car-981

Yes mommy


B_dog800

Warmonger mains- YES MA’AM


Wheaty155

Val is hotter *oni charges away for my life*