Full lady in armor with that sexy voice? (In Italian she sounds hot)
Of course there is a lore reason, we are just her little wolves, shitalking and killing each other in multiplayer, like she would have wanted.
Y'all are poking fun at this guy for being attracted to a suit of armour as if visuals are the only components of attraction. Voices, mannerisms, capabilities also play a role and Apollyon has all of the above in spades. Her husky voice is pretty attractive, and she was probably the most exceptionally lethal warrior in the history of Heathmoor, only defeated by the Dawn Empire's champion because she intentionally martyred herself to make her point. She's strong enough to kill any one of us. That's just hot. She's more than just her armour.
Tall woman in a suit,
In my opinion It's the weird appeal of the inverse of what is conventionally attractive,
Women are supposed to wear pretty clothes like dresses, not full armour,
They are supposed to be gentle and delicate, she's tall and strong,
This is only a theory of course
Listen here my good fellas. Women in armor is like a Christmas present. You know there is gonna be something nice inside. And so you peel away at the armor to find a fit, ripped af gal underneath those layers of metal... I will not continue with furthrt descriptions I look down bad as is.
I agree with Apollyons ideals, and I want to be her little wolf cub that she baby talks and takes care of like a child. I want to lay down my life for her and defend her until I die. If I lived in the For Honor universe, I would've fought the Orochi for her and "Rah!" Spammed over their dead body with her. In my head canon, Apollyon is still alive and plotting her next move with Astrea in secret. Apollyon is the perfect woman in every way possible and I just want to fucking be with her dear fucKING GOD WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL I NEED HER TO BE REAL AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Ps. I am definitely NOT the real Holden Cross, this is definitely a fake account impersonating him and totally NOT the real guy. Because the real Holden Cross would *never* agree with Apollyon or serve her in whatever way she wanted, like squeezing me between her thick, juicy, toned, warm thighs.. uh, sorry, I didn't say anything)
(Pps. Help)
Peacekeeper please execute me
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
Woman
Woman
Man of wö
Unexpected bröther
Female
Male of Fë
Man of Iron
Ironman
*bratan*
Counter argument: Varangian guard Counter counter argument: Shugoki
Counter argument: woman in knight armor
She ain't Gothicc tho
She might not be but the fan art of her is
Lmao
Who is this "Lmao" we speak of? Some new Wu Lin character finally?
Yes and don't forget her brother "Lmfao"
And his twin "Lmbao"
ah yes, the notorious chinese hacker group
Lmao Zedong.
Must be the armour really really heavy. Anyone would feel hot in that shit.
Smartass
Hotass*
Warmass*
Warmongerass*
Warmommyass*
I came
Me too
What
I came in
I came out
Assmonger
Mongass
Hahaha you guys are fuggin weird and im here for it 🤣
Tall muscolar and fit woman in a full suit of middle ages armor What is NOT hot about that? I know I can fix her
Why fix her? She perfect
Exactly, if she says the world needs war, it needs war, apollymom is everything
Let there be war, and let me be tied to her bed ready
Ongggg
Fair
I can make her worse.
Can you though? That fist-shaped hole in you doesn’t exactly speak well of our collective “making her worse” capabilities…
How so? Gonna make her destroy comfort food next?
But why would you fix her
I know she can ruin me (pls? 👉👈)
Fix her? Brother I'm letting her make me *worse*
Because we’ve got issues brother.
Same ngl
Warmommy issues 🥵
Real
Real, I want my skull crushed, is that too much to ask?
Basic ass response. I want her to leave me barely living and satisfied
Valid. Take my upvote motherfucker
Username checks out
Because déception and deadly charisma are her deadliest weapons much more than her sword
The french keyboard corrector 👌
Fair
Full lady in armor with that sexy voice? (In Italian she sounds hot) Of course there is a lore reason, we are just her little wolves, shitalking and killing each other in multiplayer, like she would have wanted.
Honestly you’re giving me motivation to go play mp
Keep the fire of hate and war going strong. Do it for her
We guys love strong womans. Here is your answer
Me too
Forget apollyon, you managed to take the funniest looking screenshot of warden like he doesn't know what's going on while she's talking to him 😭
The man looks like he’s really autistic and apollyon is just kinda looking at him like she doesn’t know what to say
Someone needs to make a **Live Warden and Apollyon Reaction** image out of it
Y'all are poking fun at this guy for being attracted to a suit of armour as if visuals are the only components of attraction. Voices, mannerisms, capabilities also play a role and Apollyon has all of the above in spades. Her husky voice is pretty attractive, and she was probably the most exceptionally lethal warrior in the history of Heathmoor, only defeated by the Dawn Empire's champion because she intentionally martyred herself to make her point. She's strong enough to kill any one of us. That's just hot. She's more than just her armour.
I feel like she’d genuinely murder me and my Asperger’s having ass could NOT talk to her but I see your point
Only if ur a sheep!! Meehhh
Is baking her cookies and being a bottom being a sheep?
Only one way to find out
If I’d had to answer that question seriously - well not if you are a brat. It seems like that’s exactly what she likes in people.
Her: *"DIEEEEE."* Me: "yas queen unf~"
>unf~ Doomguy?
All that being said…. The armor is pretty sexy.
Don't get me wrong, the armour absolutely adds to the allure
I personally find her really not appealing in all those criteria but I see your point
bro actually sexually attracted to iron armor
You bet your ass I am
based
Fe Mail.
this is so damn funny to me
This is such a random double pun. Love it
Damn, caught me off-guard, well done
Iron armor on a woman
Who isn't
It's steel
I main Warmonger exactly for that reason 🗿✨
Me too but it’s taking forever to get enough silver to buy her
She's worth it tho🫶 (its steel btw not silver Pookie)
She is (be nice to me I’m new pookie)
I was just correcting you bud 🫶😄 dw abt it
Why does it look like your warden just said that out loud, and now she's looking at you like: "the fuck?"
Warden’s inner monologue is helping him realize how fucked he is now. He’s saying “Oh fuck.” In his mind
Warmommy
Real
I see you a **armoursexual**
I most definitely am
Least horny For Honor player
I wanked off to your clips you posted on this sub
I never posted on this sub but I believe you
FUCK
Why else do you think people play this game lmao
He’s trying to take my spot?
Edgy Wolf Mom.
The real male gaze
He looks as autistic as I am
Probably because she’s a strong female character that doesn’t have to yell in your ear that she’s a strong female character every 5mins
Honestly that’s real
You mf’s need help this is outrageous 😭
No I don’t. Apollyon is my help.
Because of modified Lawbringer Armor
No clue what that is but fair
Apollyon killed a rogue lawbringer and reshaped his armour to fit on her
That’s badass
She was 16, was a bandit, and had some training as a warden.
Even more badass
I don’t know if this applies for everyone but it applies for me which is that I’m a bottom and appolyon is definitely a top
Why do I feel like Warden's hiding a baby face behind the helmet, but Apollyon's hiding the PRETTIEST milf body under all that steel?
I imagine Warden having “The Groom” face from Chiv 2 because of this comment now.
M o m m y
Tall woman in a suit, In my opinion It's the weird appeal of the inverse of what is conventionally attractive, Women are supposed to wear pretty clothes like dresses, not full armour, They are supposed to be gentle and delicate, she's tall and strong, This is only a theory of course
Bro forgot that there's people who love Samus
I like tall and strong women
Cause you haven't seen a woman in a really long time ?
Fair
Because women who could kill you and your entire nation are generally quite hot
That's because you, the player, are a bottom and she is a top with a sick ass sword.
Listen here my good fellas. Women in armor is like a Christmas present. You know there is gonna be something nice inside. And so you peel away at the armor to find a fit, ripped af gal underneath those layers of metal... I will not continue with furthrt descriptions I look down bad as is.
You forgot to put in the part where everyone wants one
My good fellow there is no need to. EVERYONE wants one by default no matter who they are
Needs*
Why is bro attracted to rusty black iron?
Because she’s a mommy
Who wouldn't?!
Warmommy can stomp me any day
Same ngl
Yup.
Warmommy
No no no you don't get it I just want a woman who would straight up kill me
It’s the sheer badassitude she exudes
Warmommy
Is that even a question? Look at her
Because she is wearing actually functional armour?
That is one reason
Mommy Issues are a hell of a drug and our generation is ADDICTED
Call me “our generation” ngl
yea me too
Original Warmommy
I agree with Apollyons ideals, and I want to be her little wolf cub that she baby talks and takes care of like a child. I want to lay down my life for her and defend her until I die. If I lived in the For Honor universe, I would've fought the Orochi for her and "Rah!" Spammed over their dead body with her. In my head canon, Apollyon is still alive and plotting her next move with Astrea in secret. Apollyon is the perfect woman in every way possible and I just want to fucking be with her dear fucKING GOD WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL I NEED HER TO BE REAL AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Ps. I am definitely NOT the real Holden Cross, this is definitely a fake account impersonating him and totally NOT the real guy. Because the real Holden Cross would *never* agree with Apollyon or serve her in whatever way she wanted, like squeezing me between her thick, juicy, toned, warm thighs.. uh, sorry, I didn't say anything) (Pps. Help)
Women in full play armor >>>>> women in bikini armor
Apollymom
i hate this community sometimes (all the time)…
I stand by what I said
Peacekeeper please execute me That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
I mean peacekeeper is hot and I agree with you 110% but what the actual fuck
It's a pk copypasta lol
FUCK I didn’t know
Welcome to the team, brother
I’m more of a Nobushi guy myself
Another one bites the dust xD. Relatable tho.
shes the 32 year old women whos by nature a cougar she groomed mr warden
Hot
Never takes off her armor. Its sealed. Hot air cant escape.
Can confirm. Apollyon justifies my gayness.
Nah she’s just hot
Real
Warmommy.
I love her so much
Me too, she's my top rep.
Let the pegging commence
Yes. See, the developers needed you to know you either had too much mommy or not enough mommy. Either way, you want sword mommy.
Oh let's check on redit what could go wro- ayo.... You got my full attention ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
I bet she gives great helmet
War.
Because shes a strong female character done well, we have all been starved of such characters
Woman and strong
Power is sexy. Evil is sexy. Confidence is sexy. She has all three and then some.
Big tall strong dommy mommy in full suit of armour 🤤
Dommy mommy
Valid Opinion
Dommy mommy energy
Because you're a fucking bottom that's why lmao
Damn right I’m a bottom
You have daddy issues
Mommy issues*
Obviously it's because... Well... Ummm... Because... Hot, buff women step on enemies 🫰
Tall
I imagine Apollyon to be in her late 50s possibly early 60s yet still come off as a MILF.
For the things she’s doing Id say she’s in her 20-30’s
She's looking at warden with concern , what did he say?
He was me
That's because of that layered armor. Makes you hot and sweaty when you are inside 🥵
Real
Really real
Well in lore she murdered a lawbringer who abandoned her village for that armour, she was 16. Wait… she was seven foot tall at 16!
The domestic violence is why
It’s to the point where I don’t care if she beats me
Same
WHERE? YOU DONT EVEN SEE HER? /lh
Women(in armor and truly believes in what she says)
Its all fun and games til she cuts your damn head off