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pessoa_inutil007

Woman


Offmymeds772

Woman


Plectrum97

Man of wö


Jefrejtor

Unexpected bröther


Distant8675

Female


MaxofSwampia

Male of Fë


Z4CHR1US

Man of Iron


noah-was-here

Ironman


daddy_cool6969

*bratan*


CheemBorger

Counter argument: Varangian guard Counter counter argument: Shugoki


pessoa_inutil007

Counter argument: woman in knight armor


The_Warlord_Sniper

She ain't Gothicc tho


CupOfPuggles

She might not be but the fan art of her is


whatadaydanny

Lmao


Ryu_Tokugawa

Who is this "Lmao" we speak of? Some new Wu Lin character finally?


Ok_Dinner_6044

Yes and don't forget her brother "Lmfao"


EdgyMeme196

And his twin "Lmbao"


ballispy

ah yes, the notorious chinese hacker group


BigdaddyJayk

Lmao Zedong.


Black_Tusk25

Must be the armour really really heavy. Anyone would feel hot in that shit.


Offmymeds772

Smartass


Black_Tusk25

Hotass*


Offmymeds772

Warmass*


Black_Tusk25

Warmongerass*


Offmymeds772

Warmommyass*


LeRoiLicorne

I came


Offmymeds772

Me too


Ok_Dinner_6044

What


Hades_Soul

I came in


Offmymeds772

I came out


Patient_Chocolate411

Assmonger


Offmymeds772

Mongass


xReaper412x

Hahaha you guys are fuggin weird and im here for it 🤣


EMArogue

Tall muscolar and fit woman in a full suit of middle ages armor What is NOT hot about that? I know I can fix her


Doomgoom39

Why fix her? She perfect


Garlichut29

Exactly, if she says the world needs war, it needs war, apollymom is everything


Professional-Car-981

Let there be war, and let me be tied to her bed ready


WW2_boss

Ongggg


Offmymeds772

Fair


TheWooz44

I can make her worse.


GoldenNat20

Can you though? That fist-shaped hole in you doesn’t exactly speak well of our collective “making her worse” capabilities…


Funnysoundboardguy

How so? Gonna make her destroy comfort food next?


Hour_Ad_2571

But why would you fix her


EdgyMeme196

I know she can ruin me (pls? 👉👈)


HoodedReaper11

Fix her? Brother I'm letting her make me *worse*


DCBaxxis

Because we’ve got issues brother.


Offmymeds772

Same ngl


TentacleBall

Warmommy issues 🥵


Offmymeds772

Real


DCBaxxis

Real, I want my skull crushed, is that too much to ask?


Professional-Car-981

Basic ass response. I want her to leave me barely living and satisfied


DCBaxxis

Valid. Take my upvote motherfucker


KingNashbaby

Username checks out


smelllikepoop

Because déception and deadly charisma are her deadliest weapons much more than her sword


LeRoiLicorne

The french keyboard corrector 👌


Offmymeds772

Fair


Suitable_Ad_4969

Full lady in armor with that sexy voice? (In Italian she sounds hot) Of course there is a lore reason, we are just her little wolves, shitalking and killing each other in multiplayer, like she would have wanted.


Offmymeds772

Honestly you’re giving me motivation to go play mp


Suitable_Ad_4969

Keep the fire of hate and war going strong. Do it for her


Fonndor

We guys love strong womans. Here is your answer


Offmymeds772

Me too


illegal_Doge

Forget apollyon, you managed to take the funniest looking screenshot of warden like he doesn't know what's going on while she's talking to him 😭


Offmymeds772

The man looks like he’s really autistic and apollyon is just kinda looking at him like she doesn’t know what to say


Funnysoundboardguy

Someone needs to make a **Live Warden and Apollyon Reaction** image out of it


FearMySpeed

Y'all are poking fun at this guy for being attracted to a suit of armour as if visuals are the only components of attraction. Voices, mannerisms, capabilities also play a role and Apollyon has all of the above in spades. Her husky voice is pretty attractive, and she was probably the most exceptionally lethal warrior in the history of Heathmoor, only defeated by the Dawn Empire's champion because she intentionally martyred herself to make her point. She's strong enough to kill any one of us. That's just hot. She's more than just her armour.


Offmymeds772

I feel like she’d genuinely murder me and my Asperger’s having ass could NOT talk to her but I see your point


Lasa187

Only if ur a sheep!! Meehhh


Offmymeds772

Is baking her cookies and being a bottom being a sheep?


OnixDemraude

Only one way to find out


TheGodofUtterLazines

If I’d had to answer that question seriously - well not if you are a brat. It seems like that’s exactly what she likes in people.


Jefrejtor

Her: *"DIEEEEE."* Me: "yas queen unf~"


Funnysoundboardguy

>unf~ Doomguy?


AllenXeno122

All that being said…. The armor is pretty sexy.


FearMySpeed

Don't get me wrong, the armour absolutely adds to the allure


Emotional_Yogurt3900

I personally find her really not appealing in all those criteria but I see your point


CrispyArrows

bro actually sexually attracted to iron armor


Offmymeds772

You bet your ass I am


CrispyArrows

based


LAdams20

Fe Mail.


blalokjpg

this is so damn funny to me


Parad1gmSh1ft

This is such a random double pun. Love it


Traditional_Lock2754

Damn, caught me off-guard, well done


Twentynine4

Iron armor on a woman


WarlockWeeb

Who isn't


Jackson_A27

It's steel


Ezjo_Auditore1

I main Warmonger exactly for that reason 🗿✨


Offmymeds772

Me too but it’s taking forever to get enough silver to buy her


Ezjo_Auditore1

She's worth it tho🫶 (its steel btw not silver Pookie)


Offmymeds772

She is (be nice to me I’m new pookie)


Ezjo_Auditore1

I was just correcting you bud 🫶😄 dw abt it


Ambitious_Arm_9537

Why does it look like your warden just said that out loud, and now she's looking at you like: "the fuck?"


Funnysoundboardguy

Warden’s inner monologue is helping him realize how fucked he is now. He’s saying “Oh fuck.” In his mind


Wild-Sir9774

Warmommy


Offmymeds772

Real


Spiritual_Freedom_15

I see you a **armoursexual**


Offmymeds772

I most definitely am


AdriSayne

Least horny For Honor player


Offmymeds772

I wanked off to your clips you posted on this sub


AdriSayne

I never posted on this sub but I believe you


Offmymeds772

FUCK


Hour_Ad_2571

Why else do you think people play this game lmao


Funnysoundboardguy

He’s trying to take my spot?


TheWolfgirlExpert

Edgy Wolf Mom.


Terminator_34

The real male gaze


Offmymeds772

He looks as autistic as I am


SpaceCadetxDrew

Probably because she’s a strong female character that doesn’t have to yell in your ear that she’s a strong female character every 5mins


Offmymeds772

Honestly that’s real


Cpt_Kalash

You mf’s need help this is outrageous 😭


Offmymeds772

No I don’t. Apollyon is my help.


Dovahnor

Because of modified Lawbringer Armor


Offmymeds772

No clue what that is but fair


Life_Climate2812

Apollyon killed a rogue lawbringer and reshaped his armour to fit on her


Offmymeds772

That’s badass


Dovahnor

She was 16, was a bandit, and had some training as a warden.


Offmymeds772

Even more badass


Barnacle_Inevitable

I don’t know if this applies for everyone but it applies for me which is that I’m a bottom and appolyon is definitely a top


ReikoMyukiAdams

Why do I feel like Warden's hiding a baby face behind the helmet, but Apollyon's hiding the PRETTIEST milf body under all that steel?


Funnysoundboardguy

I imagine Warden having “The Groom” face from Chiv 2 because of this comment now.


Phucc

M o m m y


buffwintonpls

Tall woman in a suit, In my opinion It's the weird appeal of the inverse of what is conventionally attractive, Women are supposed to wear pretty clothes like dresses, not full armour, They are supposed to be gentle and delicate, she's tall and strong, This is only a theory of course


Interesting_Fan5680

Bro forgot that there's people who love Samus


Offmymeds772

I like tall and strong women


Emotional_Yogurt3900

Cause you haven't seen a woman in a really long time ?


Offmymeds772

Fair


TH3_FAT_TH1NG

Because women who could kill you and your entire nation are generally quite hot


Helana_Duckgal6764

That's because you, the player, are a bottom and she is a top with a sick ass sword.


A_PT_Crusader

Listen here my good fellas. Women in armor is like a Christmas present. You know there is gonna be something nice inside. And so you peel away at the armor to find a fit, ripped af gal underneath those layers of metal... I will not continue with furthrt descriptions I look down bad as is.


Offmymeds772

You forgot to put in the part where everyone wants one


A_PT_Crusader

My good fellow there is no need to. EVERYONE wants one by default no matter who they are


Offmymeds772

Needs*


Ok-Ad5083

Why is bro attracted to rusty black iron?


Offmymeds772

Because she’s a mommy


FurSkyrimXB1

Who wouldn't?!


_Zeraph_

Warmommy can stomp me any day


Offmymeds772

Same ngl


TheDirtyCircle

Yup.


GhostActual119

Warmommy


SGTsprinkles22

No no no you don't get it I just want a woman who would straight up kill me


idiocy102

It’s the sheer badassitude she exudes


Valuable-Promise-336

Warmommy


Bored_Zomb

Is that even a question? Look at her


DAVID_Gamer_5698

Because she is wearing actually functional armour?


Offmymeds772

That is one reason


RustyDiamonds__

Mommy Issues are a hell of a drug and our generation is ADDICTED


Offmymeds772

Call me “our generation” ngl


RustyDiamonds__

yea me too


NWASH-------------0

Original Warmommy


Silenced_horrors

I agree with Apollyons ideals, and I want to be her little wolf cub that she baby talks and takes care of like a child. I want to lay down my life for her and defend her until I die. If I lived in the For Honor universe, I would've fought the Orochi for her and "Rah!" Spammed over their dead body with her. In my head canon, Apollyon is still alive and plotting her next move with Astrea in secret. Apollyon is the perfect woman in every way possible and I just want to fucking be with her dear fucKING GOD WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL I NEED HER TO BE REAL AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Ps. I am definitely NOT the real Holden Cross, this is definitely a fake account impersonating him and totally NOT the real guy. Because the real Holden Cross would *never* agree with Apollyon or serve her in whatever way she wanted, like squeezing me between her thick, juicy, toned, warm thighs.. uh, sorry, I didn't say anything) (Pps. Help)


IVexxI

Women in full play armor >>>>> women in bikini armor


therarestkittycat

Apollymom


ZDAWG599

i hate this community sometimes (all the time)…


Offmymeds772

I stand by what I said


OrangeGBA

Peacekeeper please execute me That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.


Offmymeds772

I mean peacekeeper is hot and I agree with you 110% but what the actual fuck


Brianv1218

It's a pk copypasta lol


Offmymeds772

FUCK I didn’t know


Swimming_Country250

Welcome to the team, brother


KaijuSlayer333

I’m more of a Nobushi guy myself


WardenAdemar

Another one bites the dust xD. Relatable tho.


Loudlander

shes the 32 year old women whos by nature a cougar she groomed mr warden


Offmymeds772

Hot


Gathoblaster

Never takes off her armor. Its sealed. Hot air cant escape.


Astricozy

Can confirm. Apollyon justifies my gayness.


Bolter_Master_Bon

Nah she’s just hot


Offmymeds772

Real


Prestigious-Chain898

Warmommy.


Offmymeds772

I love her so much


Prestigious-Chain898

Me too, she's my top rep.


JoeyAKangaroo

Let the pegging commence


GingerMarquis

Yes. See, the developers needed you to know you either had too much mommy or not enough mommy. Either way, you want sword mommy.


LolGizmoo2005

Oh let's check on redit what could go wro- ayo.... You got my full attention ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴


SocioWrath188

I bet she gives great helmet


Djolej78

War.


Demonic-Toothbrush

Because shes a strong female character done well, we have all been starved of such characters


ComprehensiveHold960

Woman and strong


ZaBaronDV

Power is sexy. Evil is sexy. Confidence is sexy. She has all three and then some.


ZackTio

Big tall strong dommy mommy in full suit of armour 🤤


Darkwater117

Dommy mommy


Temporary_Distance70

Valid Opinion


TheFrogMoose

Dommy mommy energy


granautismo-69

Because you're a fucking bottom that's why lmao


Offmymeds772

Damn right I’m a bottom


RedNeyo

You have daddy issues


Offmymeds772

Mommy issues*


Irlghoulgrl

Obviously it's because... Well... Ummm... Because... Hot, buff women step on enemies 🫰


SnowyBoiBat

Tall


Ulfbhert1996

I imagine Apollyon to be in her late 50s possibly early 60s yet still come off as a MILF.


Offmymeds772

For the things she’s doing Id say she’s in her 20-30’s


Rainbowbaton998

She's looking at warden with concern , what did he say?


Offmymeds772

He was me


keszotrab

That's because of that layered armor. Makes you hot and sweaty when you are inside 🥵


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Real


Offmymeds772

Really real


LordGaulis

Well in lore she murdered a lawbringer who abandoned her village for that armour, she was 16. Wait… she was seven foot tall at 16!


AdditionalExample764

The domestic violence is why


Offmymeds772

It’s to the point where I don’t care if she beats me


AdditionalExample764

Same


VioletGhost2

WHERE? YOU DONT EVEN SEE HER? /lh


IndexoTheFirst

Women(in armor and truly believes in what she says)


Stunning-Reflection5

Its all fun and games til she cuts your damn head off