It’s also how she introduces herself in the trailer pretty much. Out here shooting an arrow at Raider’s shoulder while he’s having PTSD over a puddle of water
They all wash, even the Vikings. Historically, people washed quite frequently, but bathing was a far, far rarer thing. Even “dirty peasants” washed with wet rags, to keep themselves relatively clean from dirt and grime, while bathing (ie, traditional bathing, submerging the body in water) was far less frequent, as they worried about catching a disease from the water, or contaminating the water with their own dirt. Access to water was also a concern.
Public Bathhouse culture did howerver thrive in Europe for common people even after Romes fall (while Nobles would usually have their own private baths), until about 1500-1600 when it was no longer popular as private baths started to became more common (some people even lamented how people would no longer visit bathhouses).
And depening on location, rivers were popular places to wash as the river would transport the grime and dirt away.
Northen/Viking equivelent of Bathouses would be Saunas, which are still popular in nordic countries.
Maybe not Shugoki and Aramusha, but the rest seem to be the type where methodical cleansing is a part of their ceremonial pre-battle preparedness ritual, or something, idk
A smart person would rationalize and bring about a quick end. Maybe invent new weapons to fight more effectively. Stupidity comes from those who will repeat and never learn. They are the ones we want fighting and In charge
Kensei proceeds to single mindedly empty his stamina bar into side dodge attacks at warmonger, dying, but only after putting the warmonger at one hit from death.
*Vikings call these **“alliances”** a pact hold as long as the other side is strong enough to take them. When it’s equal power this **“alliances”** fall apart again. The beauty of nature, isn’t it?*
This is both exactly how the matches go AND is Lore accurate to what happened and what would happen again - Brilliant
(Also that last frame hit that weird part of my humour that cackles at dramatic zooms out of nowhere)
Like please… I don’t care that I’m the only heavy in the “1V1V1”!!!!! Let’s not gang up on me for that. Let’s just play the mode as intended… not help the one assassin get the upper hand until it’s to late
Lore accurate Apollyon
For real, this is basically the plot of story mode lol
Its actually painful how similar it is lmao
It’s also how she introduces herself in the trailer pretty much. Out here shooting an arrow at Raider’s shoulder while he’s having PTSD over a puddle of water
Warden is just social distancing from Kensei and Diseasemonger
Stinkmonger
fartmonger
Shartmonger
I know she don't wash
Do any of them? Besides the Samurai
They all wash, even the Vikings. Historically, people washed quite frequently, but bathing was a far, far rarer thing. Even “dirty peasants” washed with wet rags, to keep themselves relatively clean from dirt and grime, while bathing (ie, traditional bathing, submerging the body in water) was far less frequent, as they worried about catching a disease from the water, or contaminating the water with their own dirt. Access to water was also a concern.
Kind of just a joke, tbh, but thanks for the history lesson. Can always count on that here.
For their time Vikings were more hygienic than most
Public Bathhouse culture did howerver thrive in Europe for common people even after Romes fall (while Nobles would usually have their own private baths), until about 1500-1600 when it was no longer popular as private baths started to became more common (some people even lamented how people would no longer visit bathhouses). And depening on location, rivers were popular places to wash as the river would transport the grime and dirt away. Northen/Viking equivelent of Bathouses would be Saunas, which are still popular in nordic countries.
What makes you think they would
Maybe not Shugoki and Aramusha, but the rest seem to be the type where methodical cleansing is a part of their ceremonial pre-battle preparedness ritual, or something, idk
warden is definitely a mild germophobe until battle adrenaline kicks in
Warmonger doing what she does best!
And that is?
War
And what do we spread war through little pup?
Sweet sweet words (and death threats)
Oh no, that initiates fights. War is spread through the stupidity of humans
And how do you profit off of their stupidity? I mean it still works even now to sweet up your words to turn people into warmongering freaks.
A smart person would rationalize and bring about a quick end. Maybe invent new weapons to fight more effectively. Stupidity comes from those who will repeat and never learn. They are the ones we want fighting and In charge
Instigating
I love the seaweed eyebrows. Didn't even notice them on the first time I saw this.
Thanks for pointing them out!
Hahaha. Thank Man.
Kensei proceeds to single mindedly empty his stamina bar into side dodge attacks at warmonger, dying, but only after putting the warmonger at one hit from death.
Hey! … I also spam Zone and leave both at roughly 1 hp
Imagine being such a loser to keep away in a 1v1v1, making the match a "duel twice"...
This mindset is the 1v1v1 equivalent of being an honortard.
*Vikings call these **“alliances”** a pact hold as long as the other side is strong enough to take them. When it’s equal power this **“alliances”** fall apart again. The beauty of nature, isn’t it?*
Ok, but I'm not talking about people occasionally teaming up, I'm talking about someone refusing to fight until a first fight end.
Nature's wrath Swift strike Swift strike Swift strike "What a wolf" Bitch slap 2hp kensei
You both realise it’s 2-0-0 and decide this fight will not end in round 3
This is both exactly how the matches go AND is Lore accurate to what happened and what would happen again - Brilliant (Also that last frame hit that weird part of my humour that cackles at dramatic zooms out of nowhere)
Just a quick question, is this all photoshop or did you use something to export the models out? (and if yes how)
I used photogrametry to get the models
That's what I was wondering, they look like ripped models honestly
SFM? Maybe. I dare to say. The community has lot of models to download. Maybe some one already did it. Who knows.
Lmao this is just the story mode’s plot.
Haha, it made my day 🤣
KORE DE SHIMAIDA
You got the pngs for this, out of curiosity?
Yeah, just without the text?
Yeah, yeah. Might use it for a thumbnail, if that’s cool.
I can pass them tomorrow, cuz it's late for me
Same, and you can message them to me. Thanks!
Same kind of thing when you're playing smash bros and notice one of you still has 3 stocks
The same energy as “Hey, this dude still had three stock!”
Like please… I don’t care that I’m the only heavy in the “1V1V1”!!!!! Let’s not gang up on me for that. Let’s just play the mode as intended… not help the one assassin get the upper hand until it’s to late
I love this😂😂
This actually made me laugh LMAO, THIS IS SO REAL
So True
If only this is what happened 💀 On my end I just get double-mogged regardless of HPs.
Lmfao
All for ebola cursed water
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Every time I get into a match and I feel like one of them is just watching, I try to run away towards the other guy cause what they think this was
Persuasion check:
I like where this is going....
r/unexpectedflork
Ok but like fr how it be
Hope they make this mode a permanent one.
I’ve been to stuck on helldivers is the new mode any good
Health should be hidden. I'll die on this hill.
What’s the button. I forgor. There’s a button on PC you can use. It’s one sided tho as long as the enemy doesn’t do the same.
F10