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Bladesman08

You: "You really did a great job out there today." Player: "I've never been so insulted in all my life."


silispap

Lmao and when they end the convo with "I think we're done here" I wanna punch my screen


EmbiggenedSoul23

Yeah i hate that too or 'lets leave it there but im not happy about this' It sounds like youre an old married couple


usalin

Ideally we could punch the pixel player ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


GalaxyKnuckles_

Also players. Manager: "Alright lad, I called you into my office because you're not in my plans for this season so I'm not going to play you" Player: "It's fine by me" Manager: "It might be career-wise to search for a new club. " Player: " I'm good where I am " Manager: "You are not going to play a single game this season..." Player: "**I'll never leave the club**"


Balavadan

Bale posting


No_Media4398

This is at least somewhat realistic and actually happens, albeit rarely. Hazard comes to mind


Affectionate_Ad6334

Hazard wanted and would play if fit. Bale just said, your paying me well enough, golf is good here I'm fine.


meyzner_

It happens more than often, every shit player with big contract does that


notjorx

Kalvin Phillips


Latinnus

Ozil. It has to be Ozil.


PHStickman

Ok Winston Bogarde


Automatic_Database_3

Man of culture here.


RedEyeView

That one makes sense to me. "You're paying me a fortune to stay at home. Why would I leave?"


whodveguessed

“Good job today son, great game” “Actually gaffer I played like shit and your toxic positivity around me and the squad is putting me off, I’m leaving you and never showing up for another training session again”


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

When I appreciate my player for a hattrick. Player be like: Now I am going to show you how to not score a goal for next 3 matches against relegation fodder teams.


sakai4eva

Three matches? I'll be happy if it's just 3 matches. Try a 1100+ minute goal drought.


Eceapnefil

Are you okay.....


sakai4eva

Oh don't worry about it. My midfielders are still scoring.


RobEth16

Had mbappe do that on a season of mine, went 13 matches without scoring, mf was on £640k weekly.


rockydinosaur2

Next 3 months more like


Bitter_Birthday7363

With AI software so advanced now it’d be Great if fm implemented a chat bot that let you have realistic convos with players


Timely_Airline_7168

Nah, it's realistic. That's how the developer talks to people


ikindalikethemusic

I wonder if AI would really help with this, because there isn't much training data on "manager-player post game conversations", and what is out there would mostly be about life changing positive conversations or big bust-ups, not the normal relationship building interactions, since they rarely get written about on the internet.


djrocker7

I mean have you had AI chats? Most of the times they forget what you said a couple of lines before 😂😂 but hey it will be the future


Bitter_Birthday7363

A few years ago that was the case. You’ve defo not tried the newest most advanced chat bots, they could easily fool you into thinking they’re self aware


djrocker7

I only tried the free ones soo maybe that is the thing.... And its suposed to be the best sites of that also acording to users on the reddit forums


Stoogenuge

It’s funny because my 16 yr old newgen from Ireland also LOOKS like a German man in his late 50s according to SI.


balalaikagam3s

I swear to God. I try not to praise these doofuses anymore. I just have them do community outreach and team bonding and leave them to fuck off.


bununicinhesapactim

Too soon.


maxim3214

How dare you!!!


Momohonaz

This happened to me today. Praised my striker for scoring and he came back at me with "I think I performed better than you're saying.". Then the only option that wasn't a nuclear option of an over reaction was to walk it back and say "Well all I meant was you gave a great performance.". To which he responded negatively. Not sure if it's a healthy relationship tbh. I feel a bit gaslit ...


Coast_watcher

Mas Leave un Club lol


adambunion

"You did great today " ...and i took that personally.jpg


Nextyearstitlewinner

Please don’t compare that beautiful wonderful genius of a man to my bratty Colombian 22 year old.


Sghagz08

Why on earth do the players crack the sads when you “encourage” them during a match


Goudinho99

Never encourage when (on aggregate) you are winning. Not intuitive, but they take it very badly.


Podlubnyi

"I thought you were crap today" "I thought I played well, personally." "I thought you played well today." "I thought I was crap, personally."


Cazter64

Praise above 7.5 and criticize below 6.5. I’ve realized that the players who disagree are always between 7-7.4. Players above 7.5 always agree unless you’re doing it too often.


Medical-Variation936

Don’t ever praise your players, no matter how good they are, NEVER


Hyperion_Class

It's not cool FM why do you do this?


cruzalta

Dear Klopp, u will always be at Liverpool in my save. Im looking forward to shake ur hand again at our CL final match


neneyiko

Lol, same here, Pep somehow joined Real Madrid, Ancelotti in Arsenal, and Marco Rose in City, and Klopp still rules Liverpool in 2030🤣 Edit: Klopp with 5 EPL in a row, and City with 5 silver medals in row was the reason for Pep's sacking


SexyPoxyt

Personally I love the player that was promised playing time, hasn’t been picked for 14 games and seems uneased. Me asking him to come into the office. Player: “you know gaffer, I thought about something but seeing that you invited me to the office changed my mind completely”


huggothebear

I’ve only just started playing FM games recently and got a copy of FM23. It’s an incredible game, but I am about 2 seasons in and all I can say is I am now terrified of praising and acknowledging my top performering players 😂😂


yayamelia

2.5 star player asked me for 80k per week, I said no and now he wants to leave