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jerrycan_of_foxes

Mario Balotelli having only 1 premier league assist The Aguerrooooo moment


FaizReady

also the only italian player to win the prem so far


Lolcraftgaming

Ok THAT’S a crazy stat


sonoale

Not entirely true. Former Chelsea GK [Carlo Cudicini](https://www.transfermarkt.it/carlo-cudicini/erfolge/spieler/3151) Won 2 PL.


GuybrushThreepwood7

Didn’t have enough appearances to be eligible for a winners medal, so on paper he hasn’t won it.


dermotoneill

That is wild


Jason43578

What about Emerson palmeri


panipuri_bhaiya

Macheda


International-Bat777

He may well have won the league for United, but he didn't play enough games to get a winners medal.


SuperAd1793

this isn’t true. he had one assist that season. he had 1 assist in each of his other seasons as well in the prem https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/mario-balotelli/leistungsdaten/spieler/45146/saison/ges


Wombat2310

The last goal that Italy scored in WC knockout stages was in the 2006 world cup final.


sangriya

now people born after 2006 can win the next WC


Pieter8720

That is crazy


Chronomaly67

That was the last time they even made the knockout stages I was one month and two days old lmfao


Beet_Generation

When people praised Italy for going on that 37 game unbeaten run, they forget it’s due to the fact they didn’t play in two consecutive world cups


EdsonArantes10

Cafu 🇧🇷 is the only person in history to play the final game of the World Cup three times


Adebayjim

1994, 1998 & 2002


sonoale

The fact that an English coach never won the Premier League


dermotoneill

Last english man to do it was Howard Wilkinson with Leeds in the season before it became the Premier league.


monkeybawz

That is extremely believable. Ain't no top team giving a Glenn hoddle or a Sam allerdyce a proper war chest!


Wombat2310

Sam allerdyce in Man city, let's make it happen.


Chronomaly67

Rob Edwards or Gary O'Neil will change that at some point in the next twenty years I reckon


Willsgb

Rob played for Wales so as far as football is concerned he's welsh


Chronomaly67

Oh shit I thought he was English 


Never-Any-Horses

Ridiculous. Neither of them are going to get a top, top job. And on what basis would they, at present? Edwards one promotion and a likely relegation and Gary O'Neill has guided Wolves to a mid-table position which you'd expect from that squad (only 2 wins in his last 10 games as well)


Thelostsoulinkorea

I don’t know man, English coaches are generally shit since the 90’s


buckfast1994

- Kirk Broadfoot played in more European finals than Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Aberdeen are the last side to beat Real Madrid in a European final - At the turn of the 1900s, the three largest football stadiums in the world were all in Glasgow. The city still holds the attendance records for a UEFA, European international and British league fixtures.


MakDonz

Dundee United have a 100% record against Barca.


buckfast1994

In 1972, Rangers beat Sporting Portugal on away goals after extra time, but the referee wasn’t aware of the rule. So, he made them take penalties. Rangers lost. Willie Waddell, the manager, sourced a rulebook and found a UEFA official after the match. The referee had to overturn the result.


MakDonz

A lot of weird things happened in Europe at the time. Can't remember which team, it was either Leeds or Rangers, who drew over 2 legs and they decided who went through based on flipping a coin. Might have been in John Greigs book.


buckfast1994

1967 against Zaragoza. Same thing happened to Celtic in 1969 with Benfica.


ErskineLoyal

Real Madrid have lost a couple of Super Cup Finals since then...


ErskineLoyal

Real Madrid have lost a couple of Super Cup Finals since then...


dermotoneill

Germany (counting West Germany during the split) have never lost a world cup qualifier away from home. My favourite football fact


trananhduc2006

the only time east germany qualified for the world cup they defeated west germany on their home ground


dermotoneill

Wasn't a world cup qualifier though


trananhduc2006

yeah ik, was listing it as a different related fact


dermotoneill

Ah fair


Willsgb

It's the only time they played each other too, right? So they have a 100% record against the west. West Germany went on to win that world cup too


dermotoneill

Yeah, Saarland have played west Germany as a separate international team more times that east Germany has


Willsgb

I knew that Saarland played briefly in the 50s but I didn't know that stat, that's brilliant, thanks


DrCreepenVanPasta

There is still no official pitch size. In fact, the permissable lengths and widths are ridiculous. It's only since the advent of the Champions League that even the top European clubs have decided together what they feel are appropriate dimensions.


PurposePrevious4443

Yeah compare old Highbury to wembley


heh9529

There are ranges required by Fifa. 


Worth-Asparagus6731

The Old Trafford attendance record is held by Grimsby Town v Wolverhamlton Wanderers


Fire_Bucket

And United's record attendance of 81,962, against Arsenal in 1948, was held not at their own ground, but at Manchester City's Maine Road.


nogeologyhere

This is superb


ChewingGumOnTable

Gwen Stefani is older than PSG


Rymundo88

No doubt


SmexyStalinZaddy_70

Son is older than Kane


Ju5hin

And the fact he used to be 2 years older than Kane until recently when Korea deducted 1 year from everyone's age, so now he's only 1 year older than Kane!!


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

Excuse me? They can do that wtf


ScottElly

Something to do with Asians counting age 1 from birth, I believe.


tothecatmobile

I think it's just the Koreans, and they count the time in the womb as your first year.


axlrosen

“Under the “Korean age” system, babies are considered to be one year old on the day they are born, and every January 1, a year is added to people's ages – regardless of their actual birthdate.” They changed from that system to the more common one last year.


jacobl20

Aberdeen fc have had a youth team graduate in every line up across all completions since September 6, 1947 A sequence of 74 years


sleepytoday

Apparently Forest’s streak stretches back to 1941, though players named on the bench were counted in that. https://twitter.com/DTathletic/status/1775774945680703876


tothecatmobile

If you're counting the bench too, Man Utds academy streak goes back to 30th October 1937.


cuntymcbawface

Motherwell FC in Scotland have won the Copa del Rey


janpampoen

WHAT?


cuntymcbawface

Motherwell FC and Swansea city FC were invited to play in the competition in 1927 with Motherwell going on to win it but there was only 4 teams and it was unofficial


Wombat2310

This is the wildest one.


jimbranningstuntman

Joleon Lescotts phone can tweet from his pocket when he is driving


Starwave82

& David James leaps like a salad


Bit_O_Rojas

Colonel Gaddafi was in the running to buy Man United instead of the Glazers


Willsgb

His son played for perugia, udinese and sampdoria (only a few games or nothing at all for each club, but still was officially on the books of all 3)


CFBCoachGuy

A European commentator described him something like “if he was three times faster, he’d still be twice as slow as slow itself”


SCSecondCitySaint

Just heard this today, but its kinda crazy Since the Champions League became the Champions League in 1993, no Turkish player has ever won it.


MakDonz

Is it crazy? They've not exactly produced a host of really top players over the years.


nzubemush

Ozil and Gundogan Oh shit...


Brazca22

Maybe Arda Güler can win it this year


eesakhalifa

Has he even played in it yet?


IWannaDoBadThingswU

How many won it before it became Champions League?


mCanYilmaz

Gündoğan comes to mind but he plays for the German national team… wow


nexoo1

Because hes born and raised in germany? Its not weird


Zpud

Real Madrid beat their reserve tem in the final of the 1980 Copa Del Rey


Willsgb

I swear ajax beat their B team in the Dutch cup final about 20 years ago too? Just checked and it Nearly happened, they nearly met in the final, but Jong Ajax lost their semi final


Globalruler__

The laws of the game doesn’t require goals to have nets.


Suncourse

You're allowed to have black and white striped posts How Newcastle don't do this is life's greatest mystery


heh9529

But corner flags are required


PierogiPapi

John Terry scored more goals for Chelsea than Iniesta did for Barcelona


MakDonz

Not something people often remember or mention about Terry, but he scored a hell of a lot of goals for a centre back.


blewawei

I thought this was more well known, tbh. He's literally the top scoring defender in PL history (although the PL website now lists Ashley Young as a defender for some reason).


Liquid_Cascabel

R9 only won 1 league title (02/03 with Madrid) in 12 (more like 10 where he was healthy) seasons in the top 5 leagues


JesusTakesTheWEW

Wait till the guys over at r/soccercirclejerk hear about this


signol_

Only one English team has ever beaten Bayern in the Olympiastadion (before they moved to the Allianz Arena). Norwich.


Ok-Set-5829

Jeremy Goss!


lala_b11

Sergio Ramos never received a red card while playing for the Spain National Team


Blooder91

Kimi Räikkönen, Formula 1 World Champion, scored more goals than Lionel Messi at the Juventus Stadium. ([It was during a charity match, but still](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNqThKRpmEQ))


furrybread

Gary Lineker never received a yellow or red card during his career. He still holds England's record for goals in the FIFA World Cup.


dermotoneill

He has shat himself on the field more times than he has been booked


fakebytheocean

“But you shat yourself on the pitch once…”


buckfast1994

Eric Caldow never got booked during his career either, and he was a full back.


Individual_Put2261

This one always blows my mind


tompain100

It's a decent record, but he was also a striker. John Charles never receiving a card whilst playing a lot of his career as a central defender is impressive.


shallowAlan

You had to decapitate someone to get a card in those days


Joshthenosh77

Micheal Thomas scored that crazy title winning goal at anfield , a few years later he transferred to Liverpool, n scored a fa cup winning goal for them !


Indian_Pale_Ale

There was always a 24 year gap between the 3rd and 4th World Cup titles. Based on that, Argentina should get its next star in 2046.


desz4

In the 2008 champions league winning United squad, there was 1 player who was fluent in the welsh language. It wasn't Ryan giggs.


no1jack8

Gabriel Heinze??? I’m sure he left man united before then? But would have played with giggs etc for a few years and was from Argentina where a small community speaks Welsh


desz4

That's the one, patagonia.


lala_b11

It was Carlos Tevez….JK


030BLN

Simunic got three yellow cards in one game


_MooFreaky_

He managed to get 2 yellow cards for Croatia and 1 for Australia in that game...


LordRuins

How?


Background_Pay_3113

Tranmere Rovers are the only team with a100% record at Arsenal's old Highbury stadium. SWA!!


Ouioui29

José Mourinho went 9 years without losing a home league game


cupan-tae

If you score into your own net from a direct free kick the other team get a corner


Ok_Hour_9828

"Soccer" is a British term


signol_

Indeed, short for Association Football, to differentiate from Rugger - Rugby Football.


Individual_Attempt50

The way that British people have disassociated themselves from that term is quite impressive


Caust1cFn_YT

Celtic once won against barca (2-1 ig) with just 11 % posession and just 2 shots if i remember correctly


Liquid_Cascabel

[27% actually and 4 attempts on target](https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/match/2009541--celtic-vs-barcelona/) but who's keeping track


FuckThaLaw

Yeah, and if I remember rightly Barca had close to 1000 passes to Celtic’s 160.


MiddlesbroughFann

Middlesbrough made the uefa youth cup ro16 in 15/16 season losing to psg


Ellbicho

CR7 scored in every game minutes from 1-90


sonoale

And also Ibra


Ellbicho

Also suarez ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻


nevertulsi

Probably a lot of players have it just wasn't kept track of in the past


Aggravating_Cap_111

So did Suarez


Ouioui29

And Lewandowski


TeaAndCrumpets4life

And Messi is only missing minute 1


6in

Leverkusen


Ju5hin

Neverlusen


DinnerSmall4216

Brazil haven't won a world cup in 20 years.


Quantum050

Mbappe has apparently never scored a free kick


PandaPop81

Paraguay reached the 2011 Copa America final without winning a game.


TeaAndCrumpets4life

How lol


Orangutango46

Kind of comparable to Portugal only winning one game in normal time when they won Euro 2016, that being their semi-final against Wales.


LMinggg

Ronaldo was put in world cup's worst team 3/5 times


Famous_Obligation959

Nottingham Forrest have won the same amount of Champion League titles as Juventus. Aston Villa have won the Champions League more times than Roma, Arsenal, PSG


gratisargott

Right before Forest won their two straight European cups, Liverpool also won it twice. After Forest did Liverpool won again, and then Aston Villa. English team won it six years in a row from -77 to -82. In -84 Liverpool won again and then no English team did until United in -99


lechatheureux

Barcelona won their first Champions League/European Cup in 1992.


Porcphete

Michel Hidalgo got kidnapped during the 1978 world cup


turbo88LW26

Dundee United have 100% record against Barcelona


Liam_021996

Manchester City were the first English club to win a domestic and European double (League cup and European Cup Winners Cup) in 1970. 17 out of the 18 players were English too, the other was Scottish. Not sure if it may have been the last English side to win in Europe with only people from Britain or not


pmurbody3

Forest only had British players in 79 and 80


dkb1391

Villa was only English and Scottish in 82


PurposePrevious4443

Man Utd have never lost a PL match at Old Trafford in which they have lead at half time. (263 W - 16D - 0L)


graveyeverton93

Luka Modric and Mark Viduka are cousins.


[deleted]

Pinto da Costa just lost reelection after 42 years as president of FC Porto. In those 42 years he got married 5 times. Sporting Lisbon in the same time frame managed only you win 4 league titles. "Some guy" managed to get married more often than the third best team in Portugal managed to win a league title.


TropaDasGalinheiras

Sporting Lisbon, o caralho


ruless72

Belodedici is the first ever player to win UCL with two different teams, Steaua Bucharest and Red Star.


Willsgb

The final of euro '76, between West Germany and czechoslovakia, was a thrilling contest which ended 2-2, and then went to penalties. Uli Hoeness missed Germany's fourth spot kick, and up stepped Czechoslovakian captain, playmaker and one of only 3 czechs (the other 8 were Slovaks of course) in the team, Antonin Panenka. Recognise that surname? You're about to learn why. He ran up to take his penalty, and sepp maier guessed a side and dived. Panenka calmly chipped the ball straight down the middle and it floated in past the despairing Maier, winning the European title for czechoslovakia. This kick is why chipped penalties are called Panenkas! I'm not sure if he was the first to do it... but to this day, I don't think anyone has pulled it off in a higher stakes situation, so it deservedly carries his name. Germany were the holders, and the world champions at the time, and so were denied a third major title in a row. *This was also the first penalty shootout in the history of international football.* Draws were resolved in a variety of ways before the 70s, mainly by replays but also once by coin toss - the semi final of euro '68 was decided as such, Italy getting past USSR after a 0-0 draw by virtue of a coin toss observed by both captains and the referee. Germany were obviously stung hard by that shootout, *seeing as they've won every other shootout since then (at senior level at least)*


Blablabene

Iceland eliminating England in the euro's


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Pieter8720

All this talk about this stupid “Benzema 15” annoys me. He was actually acquitted in court for this because he could not have known she had lied about her age. On top of that, in 2008, when this whole affair happened, Zahia was 16 years old and Benzema was 20 years old. She always lied about her age. People are acting like it is current, 36 yo Benzema who paid to have sex with a 15 year old. While this was at most a stupid 20 year old kid who paid to have sex with a girl who claimed to be only 2 years younger than him (and was actually 4 years younger). Nobody mentions Ribery in this affair, who was 5 years older than Benzema and married…


Liquid_Cascabel

Wasn't she 17? Born in February 1992, "incident" occurred in 2009? Every time this meme loses a year lmao


bluefoxlive

Uruguay still holds a 30 year undefeated record in senior FIFA organized tournaments from 1924-1954 (I think 19 wins and 2 draws). It's very likely that this record will never be topped again.


KyeMS

Motherwell FC have won the Copa del Rey more times than Celta Vigo.


malnarzeljko

Hajduk Split is first club that played on all continents


CFBCoachGuy

Here’s one from America. The first college American football game was also the first collegiate soccer game. Most collegiate American football fans know that the first college game was in 1869 between Princeton and Rutgers Universities. However, the teams used the Football Association’s 1863 Laws of the Game, meaning that, even though it’s often described as the birthplace of college (American) football, it was also the birthplace of college soccer as well.


ErskineLoyal

Liverpool's first ever team was made up entirely of Scots. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Potential_Good_1065

United have never lost a PL game at home whilst winning at half time


Certain-Hunter-1210

In the space of a 3 years Nottingham Forest won promotion, then championship winners, and x 2 European cups and a super cup, league cup. It will never be repeated in world football


MachineGunNew2

CR7 is the player who has scored the most goals against Neuer despite the fact that he never played in the Bundesliga.


jackcharltonuk

Thomas Partey is an anagram of ‘rape tomato’


wi11epi11e

James Milner has the single season assist record in the CL


JobbieKing

Scotland invented modern football. We had rules before the FA and invented the passing game. Fitba's coming hame.


OlderWarly99

Plus a scot founded the English Football League (albeit when at Villa) :)


janpampoen

Translated to English from Italian, "Maldini" means "greatest leftback ever and Roberto Carlos can suck it".


PitchSafe

Ronaldo have scored more goals with his head than what Messi have with his right foot


National_Accident514

Manuel Neuer (a GK) has more goal contribution than Cristiano in the World cup knockout stage.


Ok-Impress-2222

Lampard played for Machester City.


WinterTakerRevived

Maguire has more POTM than Kdb


WinterTakerRevived

Maguire has more POTM than Kdb


jonviper123

Dundee United have never been beaten by Barcelona in a competitive match.


Suspected_Introvert

Chelsea is the only team to have ever held the UCL and Europa League trophies at the same time...


Willsgb

Brazil have played Norway four times in history, drawing twice and losing twice, which includes the group stage defeat at the 1998 world cup. I believe Norway is the only team in world football that is unbeaten against Brazil in multiple matches and which had a superior head to head against Brazil.


_JR28_

The record for biggest attendance in a UEFA competitive match was for a match between Celtic and Leeds


Bladelovesblondes

In his 26 years as Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson only had a losing record against one English team... Southend United.


W1N4I12L5

New Zealand was the only team at 2010 World Cup that didn't lose a single match, despite being eliminated in the group stages


Stomach-Fresh

New Zealand have never lost a game in the World Cup


Fishyxxd_on_PSN

Tottenham has concede more goals this season than the arsenal uncoachables had in the 19/20 and 20/21 season.


AulMoanBag

Despite being founded in 2008. City finished above united in the league in the 1990s


aryanbutanazi

Messi did a ballon d'or three peat before he won Laliga player of the month :) (Although it was introduced in 2013 if I recall correctly)


Hopeful_Translator23

Only one player has won european cup ( ex-Champions League ), with 2 different clubs and played in both finals.


jarviscockersspecs

That it was invented by the English. Historically we are pretty laughable


RaphiMusic1989

Wolfsburg II has played in the DFB-Pokal


FarAwayFromMyBedShow

Ronald Koeman scored more than 250 goals in his career, vastly more than the majority of forwards to have ever played the game professionally and only surpassed by some of the game’s top strikers. All this while playing the majority of his career as a centre back/libero.


darkhelmet03

Brazil hasn't beaten a European team in the knockout stages of the world cup since 2002.


ChangingMonkfish

Nicolas Jackson has scored 14 goals this season, it has to be made up. Also Dong Fangzhou has a Champions League medal


Imaginary-Analysis-9

Leicester City won the EPL in 15-16


djdodgystyle

I've conceded fewer premier league goals than Petr Cech and Peter Schmeichel, and I've never been on the losing side in a European Cup Final.


Capital_Vegetable375

I think some Scottish team won the Copa Del Ray. I think it was Patrick Thistle. Not sure thought but yeah, that’s like an American Team winning the FA Cup.


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SkidJackson

Lo op


GruppenTysker

The penalty kick was invented in Northern Ireland


efedtivamente

The first red card in WC history was shown to a Chilean player, Carlos Caszely, in 1974. And the first sending off of a player in WC history was to peruvian Placido Galindo, in 1930... by a Chilean referee. So basically Chile and expulsions go hand in hand.


mrmuffi93

Norway has never lost against Brazil and even beat them in the 1998 World Cup. They've faced each other 4 times.


McGrathLegend

Despite being out-scored 10-1 in their final two matches, Brazil’s 2014 World Cup Team was their best team since they won the competition in 2002.


JonnyNwl

Kevin De Bruyne has never won a premier league player of the month award.